I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts
Chapter 64 Don't Drink the Water by the Roadside
"This morning, there is news from Yuncheng Yizhuang that the token of love between Ji Huaqing, the number one beauty in martial arts, and her partner will be auctioned. The name of the partner is unknown."
Lin Yongshan received a letter from Fei Ge early in the morning, opened the note and quickly informed Ji Huaqing of the situation.
"What is being auctioned?" Yu Yuanzhi asked anxiously.
I don't know when the thief took advantage of his wife and his inattention to steal his wife's property.
Considering his wife's family background is so good, the things she carries must be pretty good.
Thinking of this, Yu Yuanzhi felt distressed.
Lin Yongshan was silent for a while, and after a while, he choked out three words, "Yintuozi."
"..."
"Cough cough cough."
Luo Junyu leaned against the wall and coughed out of breath. Even if he had been to the waves, his ears were still red when he heard Lin Yongshan say it.
After glancing at his friend standing aside without saying a word, Luo Junyu said in a low voice, "You guys are playing really big."
For a while, Yu Yuanzhi and Ji Huaqing didn't know what to say.
Silver holders, a popular household utensil at this time, are used by men to increase hardness.
The problem is... this thing is usually used by people who are not very good at that thing.
Yu Yuanzhi's eyes were red and his cheeks were hot. After a while, he said angrily: "We never used this, vulgar! Despicable!"
Who do you look down on?He and his wife don't need this thing.
He was heartbroken, feeling that his majesty as a husband had been greatly questioned, even though he knew it was fake, he still rushed to catch that man and beat him up.
"Hahahaha" Jiang Xingjian laughed loudly, "So you can't do it!"
Holding the sword in his hand, Yu Yuan looked angrily at Jiang Xingjian who was laughing so hard.
Lin Yong fan turned his wrist, the fan closed with a whir, and hit Jiang Xing's sword head with a "snap", and said unhurriedly: "This thing has such a function, I think it has a bit of 'adult beauty'.
Others don't know, but Mr. Jiang can give it a try. "
Now Jiang Xingjian's laughter stuck in his throat, his neck was red, and he couldn't speak.
Yu Yuanzhi let out a "puchi" laugh.
He thought badly once in a while, although Jiang Xingjian looked powerful on the surface, he was not very good in private.
But when I think of the long toss next door at night, I feel really terrified.
Luo Junyu laughed so hard that he leaned against the wall and couldn't straighten up.
A few people laughed, after all, they packed their things and went on the road.
Don't worry.
The carriage flew over the road in a hurry, running over the fallen green leaves, leaving two ruts where the road passed.
Mo Chou, which means "Mo Chou has no confidant in the future, and no one in the world knows the king".
Bamboo forests are planted on both sides of the road, and the scenery is beautiful.
"Sure enough, even the roads in Pingzhou look better."
Luo Junyu sighed.
"Comparable to Yangzhou."
Lin Yongshan also agreed.
Unlike those mountain roads in the wilderness, Mochou Road belongs to the local county government, and within a few months, a special person was sent to repair it.
Therefore, the roads are clean and easy to travel.
After walking for a while, they passed two tea kiosks, and there was a toilet behind them for the convenience of passers-by.
There is also a water tank next to the tea pavilion. The water tank cannot be opened, and only a bamboo tube is left to stretch out. People who come and go can get water from the tube.
"It really is a bustling place, even the remote paths are set up so thoughtfully."
Luo Junyu was quite emotional.
"Oh? Isn't that the case in Qingzhou?" Lin Yongshan was surprised.
Ji Huaqing couldn't help laughing when he heard his question.
Yu Yuanzhi and Luo Junyu looked at each other, unable to say anything.
"It is estimated that a well was built directly."
Jiang Xingjian broke the secret with one word.
He had indeed seen some heroic places do this before when he went out.
"Isn't that good, self-sufficient, and there is no need for officials to be busy."
Lin Yongfan smiled.
Now Yu Yuanzhi and Luo Junyu's expressions became even more strange.
"what happened?"
Yu Yuanzhi said angrily, "I saw someone just finished fetching water, and then a child urinated in the well."
"Pfft——" Jiang Xingjian spat out a mouthful of water, bent down and spit on the ground with a painful expression.
Even Lin Yongshan and Ji Huaqing, who were beside them, looked down at the tea in their hands, and put it down again.
Jiang Xingjian said in pain: "Why do you say such disgusting things while drinking water? Before drinking."
Seeing that Jiang Xingjian was so sick, Yu Yuanzhi comforted him, "That bucket is sealed, so urine can't get in."
Having said that, Jiang Xingjian still felt sick to his stomach, and when he saw the water turned yellow, his mind was full of boy's urine.
vomit--
Thinking back when Jiang Xingjian disgusted others at the dinner table, now he is finally asking for trouble.
The people at the next table who haven't had time to drink water are more or less gloating.
Among this group of people, only Luo Junyu hadn't experienced Jiang Xingjian's poisonous mouth, and felt that Jiang Xingjian was a bit pitiful.
It's a pity that Luo Junyu is not good at comforting others by nature, and it was a rare shot, and he said like this: "Jiang Shaoxia don't need to be too sad.
Relax and think about it, personal matters can't be avoided left and right.
Dirty things are buried in the soil, and then grow vegetables, and eating them is not much different from what you are now.
The only difference is that what you eat is either yours or mine, but fortunately, they all belong to the world. "
"Ugh—" Jiang Xingjian finally couldn't help running out.
The rest of the people at the table looked at the back of Jiang Xingjian rushing out sympathetically, full of admiration for Luo Junyu in their hearts.
This is probably because the "wicked" has its own "wicked".
Lin Yongshan sighed: "I hope I don't need Brother Luo's comfort one day."
The remaining two agreed.
There is a wind blowing in the forest, which makes the bamboo leaves rustle. Among the green mountains and green waters, there are several knights sitting in the exquisite tea pavilion.
Several people waited for a long time, but Jiang Xingjian did not come back.
"It's time, and it's time to come back."
Ji Huaqing frowned and glanced at the direction Jiang Xingjian left.
The front is empty, except for any movement.
"Could it be that he vomited on his body and is dealing with it?" Luo Junyu guessed.
The corner of Lin Yong's mouth moved slightly, and finally stood up under the eyes of Yu Yuanzhi and Ji Huaqing, "I'll go and see."
As soon as Lin Yongshan left, the tea pavilion fell silent.
"What is Yuanzhi looking at?" Ji Huaqing looked at Yu Yuanzhi with a smile on his face.
Yu Yuanzhi picked up the cup and looked at it carefully, the water in the cup swayed, "I was thinking, we seem to always meet people who give us medicine along the way, will someone give medicine here?"
Ji Huaqing and Luo Junyu: "..."
This is really possible.
However, the only one among the five who drank water was Jiang Xingjian.
The other three stood up together and hurried towards the direction where Jiang Xingjian left.
I hope Jiang Shaoxia is fine.
Yu Yuanzhi prayed for Jiang Xingjian in his heart.
After walking along the road for a long time, the forest was silent and there was no sound.
Now Yu Yuanzhi became even more panicked, and quickened his pace to walk forward.
"Take it away!" Lin Zhong suddenly shouted angrily.
It sounded like Lin Yongshan's voice.
Before they had time to think, the three hurried over.
A look, dumbfounded.
The author says:
The wicked have their own grind
Luo Junyu: Disgusting people will be tortured by wicked people.
Jiang Xingjian: Ugh——
I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts
Lin Yongshan received a letter from Fei Ge early in the morning, opened the note and quickly informed Ji Huaqing of the situation.
"What is being auctioned?" Yu Yuanzhi asked anxiously.
I don't know when the thief took advantage of his wife and his inattention to steal his wife's property.
Considering his wife's family background is so good, the things she carries must be pretty good.
Thinking of this, Yu Yuanzhi felt distressed.
Lin Yongshan was silent for a while, and after a while, he choked out three words, "Yintuozi."
"..."
"Cough cough cough."
Luo Junyu leaned against the wall and coughed out of breath. Even if he had been to the waves, his ears were still red when he heard Lin Yongshan say it.
After glancing at his friend standing aside without saying a word, Luo Junyu said in a low voice, "You guys are playing really big."
For a while, Yu Yuanzhi and Ji Huaqing didn't know what to say.
Silver holders, a popular household utensil at this time, are used by men to increase hardness.
The problem is... this thing is usually used by people who are not very good at that thing.
Yu Yuanzhi's eyes were red and his cheeks were hot. After a while, he said angrily: "We never used this, vulgar! Despicable!"
Who do you look down on?He and his wife don't need this thing.
He was heartbroken, feeling that his majesty as a husband had been greatly questioned, even though he knew it was fake, he still rushed to catch that man and beat him up.
"Hahahaha" Jiang Xingjian laughed loudly, "So you can't do it!"
Holding the sword in his hand, Yu Yuan looked angrily at Jiang Xingjian who was laughing so hard.
Lin Yong fan turned his wrist, the fan closed with a whir, and hit Jiang Xing's sword head with a "snap", and said unhurriedly: "This thing has such a function, I think it has a bit of 'adult beauty'.
Others don't know, but Mr. Jiang can give it a try. "
Now Jiang Xingjian's laughter stuck in his throat, his neck was red, and he couldn't speak.
Yu Yuanzhi let out a "puchi" laugh.
He thought badly once in a while, although Jiang Xingjian looked powerful on the surface, he was not very good in private.
But when I think of the long toss next door at night, I feel really terrified.
Luo Junyu laughed so hard that he leaned against the wall and couldn't straighten up.
A few people laughed, after all, they packed their things and went on the road.
Don't worry.
The carriage flew over the road in a hurry, running over the fallen green leaves, leaving two ruts where the road passed.
Mo Chou, which means "Mo Chou has no confidant in the future, and no one in the world knows the king".
Bamboo forests are planted on both sides of the road, and the scenery is beautiful.
"Sure enough, even the roads in Pingzhou look better."
Luo Junyu sighed.
"Comparable to Yangzhou."
Lin Yongshan also agreed.
Unlike those mountain roads in the wilderness, Mochou Road belongs to the local county government, and within a few months, a special person was sent to repair it.
Therefore, the roads are clean and easy to travel.
After walking for a while, they passed two tea kiosks, and there was a toilet behind them for the convenience of passers-by.
There is also a water tank next to the tea pavilion. The water tank cannot be opened, and only a bamboo tube is left to stretch out. People who come and go can get water from the tube.
"It really is a bustling place, even the remote paths are set up so thoughtfully."
Luo Junyu was quite emotional.
"Oh? Isn't that the case in Qingzhou?" Lin Yongshan was surprised.
Ji Huaqing couldn't help laughing when he heard his question.
Yu Yuanzhi and Luo Junyu looked at each other, unable to say anything.
"It is estimated that a well was built directly."
Jiang Xingjian broke the secret with one word.
He had indeed seen some heroic places do this before when he went out.
"Isn't that good, self-sufficient, and there is no need for officials to be busy."
Lin Yongfan smiled.
Now Yu Yuanzhi and Luo Junyu's expressions became even more strange.
"what happened?"
Yu Yuanzhi said angrily, "I saw someone just finished fetching water, and then a child urinated in the well."
"Pfft——" Jiang Xingjian spat out a mouthful of water, bent down and spit on the ground with a painful expression.
Even Lin Yongshan and Ji Huaqing, who were beside them, looked down at the tea in their hands, and put it down again.
Jiang Xingjian said in pain: "Why do you say such disgusting things while drinking water? Before drinking."
Seeing that Jiang Xingjian was so sick, Yu Yuanzhi comforted him, "That bucket is sealed, so urine can't get in."
Having said that, Jiang Xingjian still felt sick to his stomach, and when he saw the water turned yellow, his mind was full of boy's urine.
vomit--
Thinking back when Jiang Xingjian disgusted others at the dinner table, now he is finally asking for trouble.
The people at the next table who haven't had time to drink water are more or less gloating.
Among this group of people, only Luo Junyu hadn't experienced Jiang Xingjian's poisonous mouth, and felt that Jiang Xingjian was a bit pitiful.
It's a pity that Luo Junyu is not good at comforting others by nature, and it was a rare shot, and he said like this: "Jiang Shaoxia don't need to be too sad.
Relax and think about it, personal matters can't be avoided left and right.
Dirty things are buried in the soil, and then grow vegetables, and eating them is not much different from what you are now.
The only difference is that what you eat is either yours or mine, but fortunately, they all belong to the world. "
"Ugh—" Jiang Xingjian finally couldn't help running out.
The rest of the people at the table looked at the back of Jiang Xingjian rushing out sympathetically, full of admiration for Luo Junyu in their hearts.
This is probably because the "wicked" has its own "wicked".
Lin Yongshan sighed: "I hope I don't need Brother Luo's comfort one day."
The remaining two agreed.
There is a wind blowing in the forest, which makes the bamboo leaves rustle. Among the green mountains and green waters, there are several knights sitting in the exquisite tea pavilion.
Several people waited for a long time, but Jiang Xingjian did not come back.
"It's time, and it's time to come back."
Ji Huaqing frowned and glanced at the direction Jiang Xingjian left.
The front is empty, except for any movement.
"Could it be that he vomited on his body and is dealing with it?" Luo Junyu guessed.
The corner of Lin Yong's mouth moved slightly, and finally stood up under the eyes of Yu Yuanzhi and Ji Huaqing, "I'll go and see."
As soon as Lin Yongshan left, the tea pavilion fell silent.
"What is Yuanzhi looking at?" Ji Huaqing looked at Yu Yuanzhi with a smile on his face.
Yu Yuanzhi picked up the cup and looked at it carefully, the water in the cup swayed, "I was thinking, we seem to always meet people who give us medicine along the way, will someone give medicine here?"
Ji Huaqing and Luo Junyu: "..."
This is really possible.
However, the only one among the five who drank water was Jiang Xingjian.
The other three stood up together and hurried towards the direction where Jiang Xingjian left.
I hope Jiang Shaoxia is fine.
Yu Yuanzhi prayed for Jiang Xingjian in his heart.
After walking along the road for a long time, the forest was silent and there was no sound.
Now Yu Yuanzhi became even more panicked, and quickened his pace to walk forward.
"Take it away!" Lin Zhong suddenly shouted angrily.
It sounded like Lin Yongshan's voice.
Before they had time to think, the three hurried over.
A look, dumbfounded.
The author says:
The wicked have their own grind
Luo Junyu: Disgusting people will be tortured by wicked people.
Jiang Xingjian: Ugh——
I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts
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