I slept with the number one beauty in martial arts

"My brother is an idiot."

Luo Junyu sat in front of Ji Huaqing and scolded.

Ji Huaqing frowned when he heard the words, and said in disapproval: "He's not, he just treats people sincerely."

"he is the one."

Luo Junyu stubbornly refuted him.

"Otherwise, why don't you suspect you, and have no defense against you."

A pair of well-dressed people sat facing each other on a square table in the inn, looking at each other with serious expressions.

Next to it, there is no one else in the lobby, only the two knight-errants in the middle are fighting.

The shopkeeper took the money and slipped away early. Before leaving, he said earnestly, don't smash his wall.

It was so lively there that there was only silence in the northeast corner of the lobby.

"He doesn't have to doubt me, and he doesn't have to be on guard against me."

When Ji Hua cleaned up and said this sentence boldly, the tea in Luo Junyu's hand almost spilled out.

How could this man be so brazen?

He clearly deceived others into being fooled, but he can still be justified.

He narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the person opposite, his thick black eyes were like sharp swords, he just wanted to poke a few holes in the opponent's body to vent his anger.

Ji Huaqing was a little distressed.

This person is Yu Yuanzhi's good friend, and he doesn't intend to make too much trouble with him.

It's just that there is a thorn in my heart, and I can't let it go.

"I don't care what you think about that idiot, what you want from him, but if you hurt him, I will hunt you down from the ends of the earth."

The sound of fighting and fighting was clear and cold, and the murderous aura came out from the rapid sound piercing the sky, filling the lobby coldly.

It really matched Luo Junyu's warning voice perfectly.

There was a sudden chuckle on the other side, and the atmosphere of the serious occasion changed immediately.

Ji Huaqing smiled and shook his head, "Young Master Luo is too worried, what I want is already in my hands."

"What exactly do you want?" Luo Junyu looked over with a cold face full of vigilance.

"I really don't want anything!" Jiang Xingjian's shout came to this place with a "bang" not far away.

The splashed table debris slanted towards him, Luo Junyu leaned back and nimbly avoided the sudden attack, raised his eyes and looked over.

Ji Huaqing sighed, with a rather helpless expression on his face, and said to the two people who were fighting in the lobby, "You can almost do it, if you keep beating, the shopkeeper will hang himself when he sees the lobby."

It was a good lobby, but now it was a mess, sawdust piled up on the ground, and the raised dust enveloped the lobby. Looking up, you could even see a table flying in mid-air.

"Heh" the knight holding the fan had an indifferent expression, and there seemed to be some sarcasm in his eyes.

"So you spent two dollars to tell the waiter in the shop that there is no room because you are full?"

The face of the knight on the opposite side froze, his eyes dodged.

Luo Junyu was silent for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask, "Is a broken sleeve contagious?"

The person beside him didn't answer, just looked at him quietly.

The moment Ji Huaqing looked over, Luo Junyu's face showed an expression of extreme horror.

He even moved his position a little closer to the corner of the wall.

Obviously frightened by this contagious severed sleeve disease.

Yu Yuanzhi found his wife and friends in this ruined well. As soon as he sat down, he saw his friends who were already close to the corner shrink back to the corner again.

"?"

Yu Yuanzhi looked over in confusion, seeing his former friend full of confusion.

Really unable to understand, Yu Yuanzhi asked Ji Huaqing next to him for help.

What's going on here?

Ji Huaqing chuckled, and brought the topic to Jiang Xingjian, "I heard that Mr. Jiang bought the waiter to tell Lin Yongshan that there are not enough rooms in the inn."

"Cough cough cough" Yu Yuanzhi completely left his friend behind, "He, he..."

"Excessive!" The shameless beast's despicableness turned in a big circle in his mind, Yu Yuanzhi thought of all the words he could think of, and then picked out a lesser word and said it.

But when he looked up, his eyes were full of condemnation.

This really deserves a fight.

...It would be nice if I could not throw things here.

Yu Yuanzhi skillfully dodged the stool that had been thrown at him for the fifth time since entering the door.

"I go first."

Luo Junyu finally couldn't stand it anymore and stood up and wanted to slip away. Before leaving, he gave the couple a complicated look.

"Ma'am, what happened?" Yu Yuanzhi looked at Luo Junyu's back blankly, wondering if it was an illusion, he always felt that his friend seemed to be hit because of something.

Ji Huaqing was silent for a while, and said: "He is accepting the impact of possibly breaking his sleeve."

"Ah?!" Yu Yuanzhi was shocked, "But has he always liked women?"

"Oh?" Ji Huaqing raised his eyebrows, he didn't forget what was written in the letter he received before, "Maybe he didn't realize it before?"

This time it was Yu Yuanzhi's turn to suffer the blow.

The lobby couldn't stay any longer, seeing that the two of them had no intention of stopping, Ji Huaqing pulled Yu Yuanzhi up and walked upstairs.

The sound downstairs was like thunder, and the sound came into the room through the non-soundproof door and wall. The floor of the room seemed to be shaking. collapse."

He looked around and looked at his wife worriedly, "Ma'am, is the place where you are staying safe? It's just a beam on top, why don't you sit here."

Ji Huaqing smiled, and teased, "My husband's place doesn't seem very safe."

Yu Yuanzhi looked around, then raised his head, indeed.

"Then I'll find a safe place."

After scanning the room, Yu Yuanzhi's eyes stayed in one place. He stood up and pushed open the window with surprise in his eyes, "Ma'am, how do you look at the window? This location, if the inn collapses, we can easily jump out, and it's quite safe." of."

Yu Yuanzhi looked over with bright eyes, and Ji Huaqing in the room was taken aback.

He laughed again, walked to Yu Yuanzhi's side, and when Yu Yuanzhi was looking out of the window with great interest to choose a safe foothold after jumping, he held his hand behind him.

"No need, husband."

The beauty chuckled and said, "I have found the safest place."

"Ah?" Yu Yuanzhi turned around and asked in surprise, "Where?"

Ji Huaqing leaned over with a smile, leaned towards Yu Yuanzhi, fell into his arms, and stretched out his arms to hug Yu Yuanzhi's waist, "Here."

With a "boom", Yu Yuanzhi's cheeks were all red, he hesitated and didn't know what to say, he looked down, leaning on the beauty who was acting coquettishly towards him in his arms, the beauty's long hair fell on his hands, he couldn't help but Forbidden moved his hand, but accidentally touched the beauty's waist.

Then he suddenly heard a soft moan coming from beside his ear, and his legs softened and he almost knelt down.

Yu Yuanzhi hastily raised his hand to touch the position under his nose, for fear that something dirty would stain his wife's white clothes.

He took a small step back calmly, trying to stay away from his wife and dilute the heat in his body.

But he saw the beauty in his arms leaning towards him, restraining him between his arms and the wall.

Yu Yuanzhi's breathing is short, and he doesn't know how to move his hands and feet. The narration window is wide open, and the sunlight pours into the room, exposing the lovers who are flirting in the room.

Turning his head and glanced at the wide open window, Yu Yuanzhi's face was hot. He was always conservative about such things, but after looking down at his wife, he lost the strength to resist. He discussed with Ji Huaqing in a low voice: "Husband, Ma'am, can you close the window first?"

After speaking, he seemed to have lost all his strength, and lowered his head into Ji Huaqing's neck, and the two suddenly became more ambiguous.

Ji Huaqing raised his eyes and looked out of the window, chuckled, ignored the wide open window, put one leg between Yu Yuanzhi's, rubbed his fingers on the waist of the man in his arms, and said with a smile: "But the husband seems to have more Interested."

He glanced at his flushed ears with deep meaning in his eyes, and slowed down his voice and said leisurely: "Husband is so angry——"

With a "click", bright red blood dripped down.

"Yes, I'm sorry! Ma'am!"

Ji Huaqing had no choice but to grab his sleeves to help Yu Yuanzhi deal with it. The white sleeve robe immediately blushed red, and the panicked knight was so guilty that he almost knelt down when he saw it.

Ugh.

Ji Huaqing sighed inwardly.

Silly far.

The author says:

Ji Huaqing: Husband is so angry~ (Let me help you calm down.

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Yu Yuanzhi: Woohoo, it's so embarrassing in front of Madam.

Lin Yongshan: Indeed.

Jiang Xingjian: It's over and you still have a nosebleed?

Luo Junyu: Is this why you can't catch up with your daughter-in-law?

Audience [-]: That's why you can't catch up with your wife.

Lin Yongshan: It is said that excessive nosebleeds are prone to kidney deficiency.

Jiang Xingjian: Then it should be mended, what kind of whips should be brought up.

Ji Huaqing (laughs): Whip?Then I think he doesn't need it, I have it here.

(weapon whip)

Yu Yuanzhi: ... (nosebleed)

Jiang Xingjian: ...

Lin Yongshan: As expected of Huaqing.