[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Although Yisu, as a person who has read comics/animations, she knows how unreliable Deadpool is, from his usual words and deeds, especially from the comment area of ​​a fan novel in Jinjiang Literature City The fact that he is her father is a good proof of this.

But it's strange to say that even so, Yisu didn't respond with suspicion and distrust to Deadpool telling her who her real father was because of her preconceived impression.

Ok.

Even if Yisu really felt that her own father was so ugly that she doubted her life.

And the reason why Yisu believed Deadpool's words was very simple, because she couldn't think of the benefits of Deadpool lying to her like this.

Uh.

What Yisu didn't know was that it was actually beneficial. After all, after seeing Voldemort's photos and videos, didn't Yisu regret that she disliked Deadpool as her own father?

Deadpool felt that as long as he worked harder, he would be able to successfully defeat Voldemort, a decent father, and he would be able to take the title of "Papa Ys" successfully.

I have to say that Si·Scheming·Servant imagined everything very beautifully, but he forgot a word——

Plans can't keep up with changes.

First of all, Deadpool didn't expect that even if Ys couldn't accept the beauty of his own father Voldemort, but considering that no matter how ugly his father was, he was his own (...), so he forcibly brainwashed himself to accept that he was good-looking and his mother was good-looking Just the fact that my father is ugly.

Secondly, Deadpool never expected that before he had time to implement his plan to sneak in on Ys, Ys' real father, Voldemort, would make an early appearance.

Deadpool:"……???"

That's not how my script was written.

It's just that regardless of whether Deadpool's script is written in this way, there is one point where he is right, that is, Yisu has already decided that her own father is really ugly.

So after knowing that her biological father was ugly, a handsome man came to her and told her that he was her biological father, Yisu...

Yisu said, stop making trouble, how could my father be so handsome?

That's right, when the brunette heard Voldemort tell her that he was her father, her first reaction wasn't—

You, you, you are my father too! ! ?

But -

Don't talk nonsense, how can you be my dad if you are not ugly enough?

Voldemort: "...???"

What the hell is not ugly enough?

It's a good thing Voldemort doesn't know what the standard is in Yisu's heart to recognize his father, otherwise he would definitely be blown up.

what?

How can you say that the dignified Voldemort can lose his own appearance in order to make a Horcrux? How can he worry about whether he is ugly or not?

……

……

……

That was before.

You must know that compared to Ys, her own mother Kubena is the real beauty controler, and it is almost forcing Voldemort to not care about her own appearance.

It's just that Voldemort probably didn't think that he was ugly when he was with Cube, but he was actually handsome when he was with Ys?

But even so, Voldemort was still stunned when he heard Yisue blurt out the phrase "You've had plastic surgery!?" What did she mean by that?I just determined that he is ugly, even if he is not ugly, he has undergone plastic surgery, right?

"you……"

Voldemort looked at the black-haired girl in front of him, and he didn't know what to say. If the person in front of him was not his daughter, but his student or someone else, he would have been unable to resist spraying the venom. It was rare for him to hold back.

He asked, "Ys, what is the reason that made you believe that the man in the photo is your father, the real Voldemort?"

As the real Voldemort, the real father of Ys, Voldemort said that his current mood is much more complicated than when he knew that he had a Squib daughter and was going to face his own Squib daughter.

"Uh."

Even if Voldemort didn't spray venom on himself, anyone who sees the expression on his face now can clearly know——

He is angry.

Then the question comes-

If Voldemort was angry because she suspected that his current appearance was the result of plastic surgery, did it mean that he did not have plastic surgery?

Thinking so in his heart, Yisu just asked like that.

Voldemort, who heard Ys's question, took a deep breath silently, then gritted his teeth and asked, "Of course not, how can I use Muggle things?"

"Emmmm..."

Hearing Voldemort's answer, the first thought that popped into Ys' mind was, "What are Muggles?"

As a person who has never watched "Harry Potter", and although she lives in the same dimension as wizards, but has no contact or understanding at all, the brunette girl does not know what Muggles are said by Voldemort, which is very normal .

but……

Is this the point! ?

Again, if it were his students or other people who couldn't grasp the point in front of him, Voldemort would not have sprayed the venom, and would have just swiped at him. However, the person who can't grasp the point now is his daughter, Voldemort. ...

Voldemort opened his mouth and said, "Muggles are ordinary people who don't know magic."

"Oh."

In fact, Yisu also knows that sometimes her ability to grasp the key points is really impressive... Well, so seeing Voldemort's face was dark for a second, but he still opened his mouth to explain to her the next second, and immediately showed him smiled.

Voldemort: "..."

Heck.

He thought that he would only be planted in the hands of a woman in Kubei in this life.

Unexpectedly, there are now two.

Yisu didn't know that she laughed away the gloom in her father Voldemort's heart. Knowing that he originally looked like this and hadn't undergone plastic surgery, she immediately turned to look at Deadpool. .

"Wade!"

The brunette girl didn't forget that Deadpool told her yesterday that he knew who her real father was and showed her photos and videos of her real father. She said, "Didn't you say that my father looks like this?" Is it?"

"Uh."

Because things didn't go according to the script he wrote, so when he saw Voldemort, Deadpool was so shocked that he forgot what he had done yesterday, otherwise, how could he hear Ys's words? , without saying a word, just give her the phone that hasn't been reset to factory settings?

Later, seeing Ys after Voldemort told her that he was her father, her unexpected reaction made Deadpool take pleasure in other people's misfortunes. How could he still remember that the big lie he told was entering the countdown to being exposed?

So when he heard Yisu's words at this moment, Deadpool was stunned on the spot, but he also quickly realized, "You can't blame me, good girl, I went to find him after I knew who your real father was." I have the information, and when I search, these are the things that pop up, and I can’t do anything about it.”

Originally, Voldemort didn't like Deadpool's self-proclaimed and titled Ys because of him, but now he knew the reason why his way of recognizing his daughter was not smooth, and the reason why Yisu felt that his father had only After he was the culprit of being ugly and unworthy, Voldemort looked down on him even more, okay?

After hearing Deadpool's explanation to Ys, Voldemort sneered, and said, "Since you know who Ys' father is, I'd like to know where you got these so-called information from."

Ys didn't know what his biological father looked like, or even who his biological father was. Voldemort was not surprised, after all, he didn't even know that he had a daughter at all.

Even though he later found out about Ys' existence and had a showdown with Kube, Voldemort didn't think she would take the initiative to tell Ys about him.

This can be seen from the fact that after he knew about Ysu's existence, Kube threw her directly to break the dimensional wall without saying a word.

So regarding the fact that he was kept in the dark, Voldemort could be angry with Cube, he could be angry with Dumbledore, but he couldn't be angry with Ys.

It is precisely because of this reason that even if Yisu didn't believe that he was her father just now, and suspected that his current appearance was the result of plastic surgery, Voldemort was not angry with her, and he was full of anger towards Deadpool. The culprit rushed away.

Because Voldemort didn't know Deadpool's superpowers, so when he heard him say that, of course he thought he was quibbling. On the contrary, Ys, because he knew that Deadpool had superpowers that could break through the walls of the fourth dimension, so what he said, she thought Is a little believe.

but……

"Wade."

Yisu squinted at Deadpool and asked, "You did it on purpose, didn't you?"

Although the brunette didn't know the situation and hadn't seen "Harry Potter", it didn't mean she couldn't guess the plot.

For example, even if Voldemort in "Harry Potter" is really a noseless and bald snake-faced monster, it is definitely not his original appearance. After all, her own father Voldemort is already so handsome without plastic surgery OK?

So it must have been something that happened later, which caused her father to become ugly.

Then the question comes-

Since Voldemort was disfigured at a later stage, is it intentional that Deadpool only showed her disfigured photos?

"Good girl, if Dad says it wasn't intentional, do you believe it?"

Deadpool stared at Yisu sincerely with a pair of white eyes, trying to get away with it.

However, Deadpool forgot that he was wearing a mask, and Yisu could see the sincerity from his white eyes.

"Do not believe."

Yisu shook his head at Deadpool when he heard what Deadpool said, and then said, "Wade, don't forget why you thought you were my father before, since you can see the comments in the comment area, you will Don’t know if my dad is disfigured or not?”

The black-haired girl didn't think about it at all before, but now she has come to her senses. After all, she was also a person from Jinjiang Literature City before breaking the dimensional wall, so of course she knows that there must be many readers in the comment area below It discusses the plot or calls XX.

The more he thought about it, the more Yisu felt that Deadpool must have done it on purpose, and he didn't explain it like a machine gun, which proved it well.

"Wade Wilson!"

Thinking of the complex feelings of being unloved at the moment when she saw the photos and videos of her "dad" on Deadpool's mobile phone yesterday, the black-haired girl couldn't help but glared at him, and asked through gritted teeth, "You're happy now, aren't you?"

Deadpool:"……"

If he said he wasn't very happy, would the good girl be happier?

When Ys was looking for Deadpool to settle the score, Loki's attention was always on Voldemort. He was not stupid. From the conversation between them just now, he could know one thing, that is——

Voldemort is Ys' father.

After establishing this fact, it is strange that Loki would give Voldemort a good look.

Just now when Yisu took Deadpool's mobile phone and showed them the photo of her "ugly father" and said that it was her real father, Loki was completely unwilling to believe it.

For nothing else, just because of Kube's face-controlling attributes, Loki didn't believe that she would be with someone who looked like that, or even give birth to a child for him.

Even if Loki thinks that he relies on his brains for food, he also knows that his appearance is more than [-] streets away from that ugly man just now. Under such circumstances, because he doesn't believe it, Loki can't get angry at all.

But it was different now. Even in his eyes, Voldemort was just an ant in the courtyard, but with his appearance, Loki couldn't say that he was so ugly that Kube couldn't talk about it.

only……

With a disdainful sneer on Loki's face, he looked at Voldemort with a kind of arrogance, and he said: "I thought that the man who could let Kube give birth to him was so good, but now it seems... ..."

As he spoke, he paused for a moment, looked him up and down with his gray-green eyes as if sizing up the goods, and then said with a bit of sarcasm, "That's all."

Hearing Loki's words, Voldemort glanced at him, probably because the photo that Ys just slapped him in front of him and what he said had too much impact on him, so all his attention just now was on Ys .

The purpose was to explain to Yisu that he couldn't be that ugly, and to prove that he was her father.

But when Loki opened his mouth to mock him, Voldemort remembered that besides Deadpool claiming to be Ys's father, Loki also kept saying that Ys was his daughter.

In addition, there is Kube in Loki's words...

Voldemort's dark eyes were like a bottomless cold pool, and he looked coldly. He should be angry, but he didn't. He even smiled, although it was very shallow. .

Then he heard Voldemort speak, and he said, "Really? But Kube still gave birth to Ys for me."

Because of Kube's particularity, Voldemort didn't fully understand her whereabouts, so naturally he didn't know her situation outside, but he was not stupid, from the attitude and tone of speech of Deadpool and Loki , he can draw two conclusions.

one is--

Deadpool is robbing his daughter with him.

the other is--

Rocky didn't just rob him of his daughter.

It is precisely because of these two conclusions (especially the latter one) that Voldemort not only did not get angry when faced with Loki's ridicule, but also thought about smiling at him.

Uh.

Although Loki would rather he was angry with a black face, because in his opinion, Voldemort's smile was clearly showing off to him.

So Loki, who originally had a sneer on his face, didn't even smile at this moment, only the coldness of freezing people remained.

He knew very well what Voldemort meant by this sentence, but he was just following his (Loki) words to irony him (Rocky).

Loki said he was nothing more than that.

Voldemort said, but Cube still gave birth to Ys for me.

Loki: "..."

It just exploded!

"Ah."

Although Loki was annoyed by Voldemort's words, he didn't lose his mind completely. He opened his mouth and stomped on Voldemort's painful feet, "Yes, Cube gave birth to a child for you, but it took 21 years for you to know about her. The presence."

Loki simply said to Voldemort, so what if Kube gave birth to Ys for you?It doesn't mean that you are her true love.

The second prince of Asgard has not known Kube for a long time, otherwise he would not be sure that Yisu is not his daughter, so he has almost no knowledge of Kube's previous affairs.

But even so, from Kube's attitude towards him, Loki can infer Kube's attitude towards Voldemort.

So even if Kube gave birth to Ys for Voldemort, Loki felt that when he faced him, he would not be shy at all.

And what Loki said really stepped on Voldemort's sore spot. The reason why Dumbledore said before that he helped Cube to hide it from him was that, like Cube, he was worried about rejecting Squibs when he knew his After her daughter was a Squib, the way she treated Ysu broke her heart.

Dumbledore thought so, and Voldemort might believe it, but was it for this reason that Kube kept Ys' existence from him?

Voldemort didn't believe even a single punctuation mark.

After all, when Ys was just born, how could Kube know that Ys would be a squib in the future?

Kube: "..."

don't blow.

I do know.

It is precisely because of this reason, coupled with the fact that Kube broke up with him (unilaterally) later, that made him more certain of one thing——

she!

Cube!

To him Voldemort!

It's really just for fun!

Voldemort: "...!!!"

I just want to throw myself into pieces and explode in place!

But before the explosion, Voldemort had to pull Loki into the water. He sneered, and said, "So what? Since you know Kube, you must know Kube's character. You think she will casually Give birth to someone else's baby?"

In fact, when Voldemort knew that he and Kube had a daughter, the reason why his first reaction was not surprise but pure joy was because he knew Kube's character very well, and when he thought he couldn't catch Kube , She actually gave birth to a child for him.

Although the joy was completely extinguished by other emotions later, there was still a small cluster of flames in his heart.

And the moment he saw Yisu, this small cluster of flames that were already dying instantly ignited, burning his entire heart.

Hearing Voldemort's words, Loki really wanted to go back, but he knew very well that what he was telling was the truth, and it was for this reason that Loki's face suddenly sank.

Yisu, who was looking for Deadpool to settle accounts, would have thought that in the blink of an eye, Voldemort and Loki would be fighting each other?

Originally, if they were just talking about it, then Yisu would just turn a blind eye and close one eye. After all, there is such a sentence——Is the father's debt paid?

Although it is said that Cube and her are mother-daughter relationship, not father-son relationship, but it is almost the same, so since Voldemort and Loki are both debts owed by her mother, as a daughter, she has to pay the debts of her mother.

But that's just a rant, if Loki and Voldemort's Shura field is so repaired that they want to practice martial arts, Yisu will be the first to refuse.

Therefore, seeing both Loki and Voldemort showed their weapons one after another, and a giant snake appeared at the door which caused the diners of "My Chinese Restaurant" to panic, the brunette girl stopped immediately Leo: "Stop it all!"

After stopping Voldemort and Loki, Yisu turned around and comforted the diners in "My Chinese Restaurant": "Don't worry, I won't let it in."

As a result, as soon as the black-haired girl finished speaking, the door of "My Chinese Restaurant" was pushed open by a giant snake coiled outside.

It swam in, turning a blind eye to the panic it caused, until it swam to one of the dining tables, raised its head, and approached the delicious Chinese food that had just been served.

Ysu: "..."

hiss.

My face hurts a little.

While enduring her painful face, the brunette girl turned her head to look at her freshly baked father, Voldemort.

Don't ask her why she doesn't suspect that this giant snake is related to Loki, because she has never remembered that there is a snake around Loki after reading the manga/animation.

Then the answer is obvious -

The snake belonged to Voldemort.

Facing the accusation in Ys's big black eyes, where does Voldemort still have the toughness and gloomyness when he faced Loki?Opening his mouth to show his innocence, he said, "I didn't let Nagini in."

After explaining to Ys, Voldemort asked Nagini to leave. As a result, Nagini, who was completely fascinated by the Chinese food on the table, not only did not obey his master's words, but left "my Chinese restaurant" obediently. He curled his body up on the corner of the table, wishing he could wrap up the whole dining table.

Voldemort: "..."

His face hurts a little too.

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Ys: Mom!Your Shura field has arrived!Come and sign for it!Don't harm my Chinese restaurant! ! ! !