[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Looking at the red and black object that fell from the sky to the ground, the corner of Yisu's mouth couldn't help twitching, and she said, "Wade, can you make your appearance easier next time?"

Every time she came so unexpectedly and differently, it really tested her psychological endurance.

But hearing Yisu's words, Deadpool, who scares the black-haired girl enough every time he appeared on stage, was wronged. He opened his mouth and said, "Good girl, don't you love daddy anymore?"

Ysu: "..."

Never loved, thank you.

Deadpool got up from the ground as soon as he grunted. The showman took out a handkerchief from his four-dimensional pocket, wiped the corners of his eyes and said sadly, "My good girl is really a wife who hurt my father too much. You know If it wasn't for you, the good girl, how could Dad's appearance be so simple and low-key?"

Ysu: "..."

don't blow.

She really hasn't seen a man who can add drama to herself than Deadpool.

and also……

The black-haired girl's eyes fell on the handkerchief in Deadpool's hand. To be honest, which channel did he hang out in Jinjiang Literature City recently?

Deadpool didn't know that his good girl disliked him for having too much drama, and on the spur of the moment, he wished he could sing, read, play, and fight for Yisu.

He continued waving his small handkerchief and said, "You must know that Deadpool's father hasn't played the BGM, laid out the red carpet, and scattered flowers... More importantly, if you are not worried about the good girl, you can't bear it." If you live in the deep and heavy paternal love that Dad has for you, Dad can't wait to fall into your arms every time he plays."

In fact, many times, when faced with Deadpool who always wants to add drama to himself, Yisu acts as a listener with the mentality of listening to a free stand-up talk show.

But this time it was different. The previous words went into Yisu's left ear and out of his right ear, but the last sentence he said made the whole heart of the black-haired girl tremble uncontrollably.

For nothing else, just the tonnage of Deadpool, if he really falls into her arms from the sky every time, Yisu...

Yisu felt that he really couldn't bear his "deep" and "thick as a mountain" fatherly love.

Seeing that Deadpool continued to add drama to himself, Yisu stepped forward and pulled him up without saying a word: "It's alright, alright, doesn't it hurt if you fall?"

"Of course not...it's just strange if it hurts!"

Originally, Deadpool wanted to say that it didn’t hurt. After all, this kind of pain is really not a big deal to him. Who told him to rely on his super self-healing ability, so he dared not bother to lose weight when he was fat? The man who cut off the excess meat?

So for Deadpool, isn't it just such a casual fall?Can it still hurt?But when the words came to his lips, he changed his words in an instant. After all, only children who can cry have candy.

what?

Do you think Deadpool did something wrong?Is there candy for a crying child or candy for a crying father?

……

……

……

Regardless of.

Deadpool thought to himself, it doesn't matter whether he is a father or a child, anyway, he will have candy when he cries.

If this sentence is applied to others, it will still work, but if it is applied to Deadpool...

Oh.

It doesn't work at all.

Yisu didn't forget that he had seen Deadpool's arm cut off before, and the wound was still dripping with blood, but as the person involved, he was alive and kicking like a normal person.

It looked as if he had not cut off a hand, but had accidentally cut his nails.

It is precisely because I have seen such a dead waiter, so it is strange to hear him say that he did not hurt after such a fall, and the black-haired girl did not believe a word.

I thought, it should be strange to say that he is in pain, right?

Yisu said, "If you know it hurts, then you will go through the front door next time."

"Wow."

Seeing Yisu's indifferent and unreasonable appearance, Deadpool's father said that he was really hurt, he covered his heart with one hand and his buttocks with one hand and said, "My dear girl, daddy only needs the buttocks, but now even this The heart of a wounded old father also needs to be exhaled."

Yisu saw the classic pose of Deadpool cos Marilyn Monroe, but she covered her heart with one hand and her buttocks with the other. She was almost amused by him. She held back her laughter, and when she was about to say something, she See Wanda running in from outside.

"Ysu, outside..."

It's just that Wanda didn't finish her sentence when she saw Deadpool appearing in the kitchen at some unknown time, and she was stunned for a moment, "Wade? When did you come?"

As soon as she said that, she noticed (it was impossible not to notice) the posture of his hot eyes, and she couldn't hold back her smile. She said, "What did Yisu do wrong? Wade, you want to hurt her like this Eye?"

The day after Deadpool suddenly appeared at Ysu's house and claimed to be her father, he appeared with Yisu in "My Chinese Restaurant".

Originally, when the twins and Clarice were temporarily staying at X Academy, they had already learned about the existence of Deadpool from Cyclops and the others. Later, because they claimed to be Ys' father, they always followed Ys behind.

Considering that Yisu always stays at "my Chinese restaurant" during working hours, and the character of Deadpool who can quickly get acquainted with others without any process, within a few days, the twins and Clarice Already fully familiar with Deadpool.

It was for this reason that Wanda dared to open his mouth to tease him so bluntly when he saw Deadpool's posture.

Hearing Wanda's words, Yisu, who was already amused by Deadpool's hot-eyed pose and was holding back his laughter, couldn't hold it anymore, and laughed outright with a thud: "Hahahaha, I also want to know how I am. Did something wrong, Wade."

Ys has to admit that sometimes there are too many Deadpool scenes, which makes people collapse, but sometimes it is indeed a veritable happy fruit.

It's just that although the black-haired girl asked Deadpool in this way, she didn't mean to ask him to answer, because she knew very well that if he opened his mouth to answer, then maybe it would be another big show.

So after teasing Deadpool with Wanda for a round, she turned to look at Wanda who just ran in, and asked, "By the way, Wanda, what did you say outside? What's the matter?"

"Uh, oh, yes yes."

Wanda's attention was still on Deadpool. After hearing what Yisu said, she almost couldn't react, "A man just came outside, and he said he was looking for you."

As she said that, Wanda thought of the black-eyed and dark-haired man who had just walked into "My Chinese Restaurant", and she added, "But he looks a bit unfriendly, should I just send him away?" gone?"

To be honest, Wanda has worked in "My Chinese Restaurant" for so long, and she has greeted all kinds of diners, and of course there are some who don't seem to be messed with and who seem to be looking for faults.

Ok.

It seems that the one who is not easy to mess with is Magneto who came to patronize yesterday, and the one who seems to be looking for trouble is the two diners who came to patronize last time (Baron Strucker and Grant).

But so what?

In the end, didn't they all bow down to Yisu's cooking skills?

So even if the man who just opened the door was expressionless, Wanda didn't take it seriously, and only greeted him as an ordinary diner.

It's just that Wanda never thought that the other party didn't come to eat at all, but came to find Yisu.

"Looking for me?"

Yisu is a bit strange. From Wanda's point of view, she must not know each other, and she doesn't seem to be easy to mess with...

The black-haired girl thought about it, and found that even if she pulled out all the people she knew, none of them were worthy of the title, but...

"No, I'll go and have a look."

As soon as Yisu's words fell, Deadpool held out Erkang's hand to her: "Good girl, daddy is waiting for you."

"Keep waiting."

As she said that, Yisu walked out. To be honest, she wasn't worried if the other party really looked uncomfortable, nor was she worried that someone would come to find fault.

You must know that apart from the fact that her three waiters are all mutants, there is also a Flash, a Batman, a Cthulhu and a Thor outside, well, there is also a Deadpool by her side, so what is she afraid of?

but……

When Yisu walked out of the kitchen and saw the man who came to look for her in the direction Wanda pointed, she realized that she really didn't know him.

Yisu can't guarantee that her memory is very good, as long as she has met people once, she can remember each other firmly, but she still has a better impression of some people.

Ok.

Simply put, it looks good.

But looking at the man in front of him, Yisu, who has no impression of him, can be sure that she has never seen him.

It was for this reason that Yisu was simply curious, why did the other party come to her by name?

Thinking of this, she asked, "Hello, sir, what can you do for me?"

It's just that compared with Ys, man... No, Voldemort's mood is much more complicated. In fact, there are many reasons why he didn't come over immediately after confirming the location of his daughter, but one of them is that he didn't know How should I face his daughter.

21 years.

Voldemort was thinking about this time in his heart. The father and daughter had been absent from each other's lives for 21 years, so even though they had the closest blood relationship, in the final analysis, they were just two strangers.

Voldemort has a very weak impression of his daughter, whom he has never met. After all, the cold information is completely different from a real person, so he only knows that his daughter looks a lot like Cube, but not in personality. And being a Squib.

Ok.

Regarding the last point, Voldemort couldn't tell what it was like. After all, he used to be a fanatical pure-blood admirer. When he and Cube were together, he thought about what it would be like if they had children, but He thought so much, but it never occurred to him that his daughter would be a Squib.

Even though he still told Dumbledore in front of Dumbledore yesterday - even if Ys was a squib, that was his daughter, but in fact he really didn't know how to face Ys.

Voldemort even wondered, would Kube and Dumbledore's fears come true?His acquaintance with Yisu will only give her another father who rejects her?

This idea was still circling in Voldemort's mind when he walked into "My Chinese Restaurant", but until he saw his daughter——

Ysu.

It was difficult for Voldemort to tell what his current mood was like. His young life and family situation made him feel no affection, but when he saw Ys, his whole heart swelled.

Voldemort suddenly realized—

This is a daughter who is connected by his blood.

Even if she's a squib, it can't erase that.

"Isu..."

Voldemort looked at the black-haired girl in front of him. Before seeing Ys, he had a very weak impression of her, but after seeing her, he felt inexplicably that her whole body, even a strand of hair, was completely in line with her. his fantasies about his own daughter.

"Ok?"

Yisu didn't feel strange when the other party called out her name. After all, he came to her by name. She was just a little surprised that he looked a little...

Excited?

Then she heard Voldemort say, "I am your father."

Ysu: "...???"

Voldemort was not surprised to see Ys's obviously stunned expression, because he learned from Kube that he didn't know that he had a daughter for 21 years, and his daughter didn't know who her father was 21 years.

to be honest.

Voldemort felt that he and his daughter probably had a little sympathy.

So seeing Ys's sudden lack of reaction, Voldemort waited patiently for her to digest this fact.

In fact, after hearing Voldemort's words, Yisu did not react a little bit, but it was just a little bit. Soon, she came back to her senses, nodded to Voldemort, and reacted lightly. With a sound.

Voldemort who didn't guess that Ys would respond this way: "...!!!???"

Oh?

She just oh?

Voldemort looked at Ys, thinking she hadn't heard clearly, he repeated, "Ys, I mean, I'm your father."

"I know."

Yisu nodded, and she said, "I heard clearly."

Voldemort: "...???"

Then why are you so calm?

Ysu: "..."

Because I can't get excited at all.

Think about it, after Yisu received a call from her mother, a Deadpool first came. Although it was later confirmed that it was a false alarm, she was indeed shocked at the time.

Another Loki came yesterday, although it was quickly confirmed that it was nothing, but she was really dumbfounded at the time.

Logically speaking, another man who claimed to be her father came today, so Yisu had to react a bit, but she already knew who her real father was yesterday, okay?

So facing the man who took the initiative to come to her door and claimed to be her father, Yisu felt that she could do it——

Ren Er calls himself my father, and I only have one father.

But then again, except that Deadpool didn't know her, or even who her mother was, and just based on the comments in the comment section of a fan novel in Jinjiang Literature City, she decided that she was her own father's wonderful flower, Loki said she was his daughter, with a little ground.

He knew her mother Cube, after all, and from Strange's reaction when he saw the antler helmet that belonged to Loki, he could guess that there must be something between her mother and Loki.

So what about the man in front of him?

What was his basis for claiming he was her father?Also know her mother?Something between her mother?

Thinking about it this way, Yisu doesn’t know whether to say that her mother’s true love for her ugly father (after all, she gave birth to her for her ugly father), or that a green prairie almost appeared on her ugly father’s head (it turned out to be a prairie for her). come out with so many fake fathers).

Seeing Ys whose reaction was not what he expected, Voldemort couldn't help but frowned, and he asked, "Ys, don't you believe what I said?"

"Uh."

Hearing Voldemort's question, Yisu thought, although she really wanted to believe what he said was true, but her father really didn't look the same as him.

Just when the black-haired girl was about to say something, her shoulders suddenly sank, and before she could turn her head, she heard Deadpool's coquettish voice: "Good girl, which bastard delayed you Daddy, I'm huh? You know, Dad is so hungry and thirsty waiting for you to give me a good girl..."

Hearing Deadpool's address to Ys, and what he called himself to Ys, Voldemort's face that had been a little warm because of Ys instantly darkened, but before he could say anything, he heard another voice Ringed: "Take your hand off my daughter's shoulder!"

As the voice fell to the ground, Yisu felt her shoulder lighten, and the hand that was originally on her shoulder had been thrown away.

Deadpool yelled: "Damn it, how many times have I told you compasses man? No, Yisu! No! Not your daughter!"

Hearing Deadpool's words, Loki sneered. He originally came here because the atmosphere between Ys and Voldemort was not right, but he didn't expect that a Deadpool would come out halfway, and he would directly focus all of his attention. Pulled on him.

"Yesu is not my daughter, could it be yours?"

Of course Loki knew that Yisu was not his daughter, but it didn't matter, he also knew that Deadpool was not Yisu's father. If that was the case, then he would not show cowardice in front of Deadpool.

After all, Deadpool is not Yisu's father, and Yisu is not his daughter. Since they are both in the same boat, who is afraid of whom?

Ysu: "...???"

Why does this sound so wrong?

It doesn't matter whether she dares to be her real father or not, what matters is who can confirm that he is her real father, right?

Seeing that Deadpool and Loki were fighting again, Yisu opened his mouth, but before he could say anything, he was preempted to speak again.

Voldemort glanced at Deadpool who claimed to be Ys's father, then at Loki who said Ys was his daughter, his whole face was as black as a pot, and he said every word: "Ys! Sue! Yes! My! Daughter! Son!"

Voldemort had imagined what would happen when he and Ys recognized each other, but he never expected——

His daughter didn't realize it yet, but two bastards ran out to snatch his daughter from him, Voldemort...

Voldemort said that he really wanted an Avada to make these two bastards look like him!

However, what Voldemort didn't know was that when he finished speaking, Loki was eager to take out his scepter, and Deadpool also felt that his 40-meter long knife was also the same as what he wanted Ys to give him. So hungry and thirsty.

Deadpool and Rocky, who were still at each other's throats, turned their heads subconsciously, wanting to see which bastard would step in to snatch Yisu from them. At this moment, the two of them had the same idea until After seeing Voldemort talking...

Deadpool:"……!!!???"

"He he he he..."

Deadpool pointed at Voldemort's hand as if he had Parkinson's, shaking and shaking, shaking and shaking, he was so startled by Voldemort that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"He just said he was my father."

Yisu did not doubt Deadpool's reaction at this time. After all, he has always been a dramatist, and he still likes to add dramas to himself, so now she thought that Deadpool wanted to add dramas to himself again.

Hearing what Ys said, Deadpool, who was still surprised that Voldemort's real father appeared on the stage, became surprised that Yisu's reaction was so flat after seeing his real father! ! ?

Without waiting for Deadpool's reaction, Ysu reached out his hand to him after hearing what he had said, and said, "Wade, give me your phone."

The brunette felt that although it was a bit cruel, it was time for them to know who her real father was.

Deadpool, who was in a daze, completely forgot what he did yesterday. Hearing Yisu's words, he subconsciously took out his mobile phone and handed it to her.

After Yisu took it, she unlocked it directly, clicked on the photo, and found the high-definition picture of her ugly father!front!Single photo!

Ysu: "..."

No matter how much mental construction she did, seeing the picture of her ugly father still made her a little bit unbearable.

Yisu glanced at it hastily, and put the photo on the phone in front of Voldemort and Loki, and then said, "I'm really not your daughter, see clearly, this is my father—Voldemort."

Voldemort: "...!!!???"

Loki: "...!!!???"

Seeing Voldemort and Loki's stunned faces, Yisu said understandingly: "I'm sorry, my dad is ugly to you, but he is really my dad, so... ..."

Just be sober!

Stop casually saying that I am your daughter!

Before Yisu finished speaking, Loki opened his mouth and said, "Impossible! How could Kube give birth to you with him!?"

As the dignified second prince of Asgard, Loki needs to be talented and good-looking. He is determined not to believe that he will lose to an ugly monster with no nose and bald head!

Voldemort, who was also ugly by the photos on Ys' phone, hadn't had time to clarify him!Voldemort!It doesn't look like that!Hearing Loki's words, he sneered immediately: "How is it impossible? The existence of Yisu has already explained everything very well! Kube and I did give birth to her!"

Saying that, Voldemort turned his head to look at Ys, and he said, "Ys, although I don't know what the photo is, I am Voldemort, and you are indeed my daughter."

Yisu: "...!!!???"

The black-haired girl glanced at the handsome man with hair and nose in front of her, and then at the ugly man with no hair and nose in the phone, opened her mouth and asked, "Have you had plastic surgery!?"

Voldemort: "...???"