[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

I don't know whether it was due to the real situation, or out of fear that it would have a bad influence on Ys, so Kube never said a word of bad things about her father to his precious daughter.

Considering that Kube talked about the romantic history when she met and got along with her father every time, Yisu felt that it was very possible that her mother did this out of real circumstances.

It is precisely because of this reason that Yisu has only a strong curiosity about his father who has never met before, without any resistance or even hatred.

Even when she was young, some brats told her that she was a child without a father, but Yisu didn't take it seriously, because after her mother found out, she was sent to school the next day, by the way...

Ok.

Use her big boss temperament to scare those bear children to tears one by one.

Ysu: "..."

can.

This is very bossy.

Yisu has never stopped being curious about her father, but compared to this, she cares more about her mother's feelings, so since she is unwilling to tell her all the ins and outs, then the brunette girl is not reluctant.

Until that day, her mother suddenly called her and told her——

Her own father is still alive!

And it's coming to your door!

To be honest, if it wasn't for the appearance of Deadpool, then after she was shocked, she might still have some unspeakable expectations.

It’s as if there is one thing, you have always been curious about it, even though as time goes by, your curiosity about it will gradually fade away, but once the truth is revealed, you will still be unable to hold back the star you once had because of your love for it. It's curious and restless of the heart.

However, Deadpool appeared, not only forcibly recognized the title of "Ysu's father", but also repeatedly brainwashed her repeatedly, so that she had an inexplicable expectation——

Anyone is fine.

As long as her own father is not a dead waiter.

Facts have proved that God probably heard her strong heart, so he sent her another man who came to her door and claimed to be her own father——

Evil God Loki.

Ysu: "..."

It was an anti-hero before.

Are you going to be a super villain right now?

But before the brunette could judge (although she couldn't judge) whether Loki was really her father, Deadpool brought her good news——

He knew the identity of her real father.

And there are his photos and videos.

To be honest, she wasn't surprised at all when Deadpool said her father was a virtual character from another world, or she had guessed this possibility before.

After all, she was able to break through the dimensional wall, and knew so many characters who were once invisible and intangible virtual characters to her, let alone her own mother?

Every time when Yisu remembered how she almost cried like a fool when she received a call from her own mother when she broke the dimensional wall for the first time, but she calmly complained about it, she complained that her mother was unreliable, and by the way She deduced a conclusion from her many years of experience in reading novels in Jinjiang Literature City——

Her mother is definitely not an ordinary person.

Strange who appeared later and Rocky now are a good proof of this point.

Although Ys still can't figure out why her mother was able to know or meet Strange, Loki and even Tony (what Loki said) before she (Ys) broke the dimensional wall , but this is not important, the important thing is——

Just let her know who her real father is.

Before watching it, Yisu was still thinking, she really thanked God and thanked Deadpool's father for making her never mistake her father again, but after watching it——

A bolt from the blue directly knocked Yisu out of his body!

"Did you really lie to me? Wade."

After watching the photos and videos about her father Voldemort, Yisu felt that her body, soul and three senses had been hit by [-] points. He got a negative answer there.

It's so pitiful that it makes people feel soft.

Normally, Deadpool would have surrendered long ago, but this time he held on firmly, he told himself——

He is the man who will become Yisu's father!

So while rolling his eyes (without looking at Ys), he answered her: "I really want to tell you that I lied to you, but my dear girl, your father is really Voldemort."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Yisu felt as if he had been sentenced to death, and he was about to cry.

"Wade, I was wrong QAQ"

The black-haired girl flattened her mouth, and she said, "I shouldn't dislike you."

What's wrong with Deadpool's daddy?

He still has a nose!

What's wrong with Deadpool's daddy?

He is so cute!

Where is her father?

ugly!

No nose!

return!No!cute!

However, compared to Yisu's heart ashes, Deadpool who heard the black-haired girl's words is so excited now that he can't wait to go to the top floor of the Avengers Building to dance disco. Facts have proved that——

he!

Deadpool Dad!

Sure enough, it is possible to succeed in the position by relying on charm (mind) and strength (machine)!

After knowing that he was not Yisu's real father, Deadpool was very sad and very sad while eating the Chinese food made by Yisu and crying (...) After a game, he cheered up. He didn't believe that every time he was in Jinjiang Literature The fandoms in the city can't compete for the position of the heroine cp, and they can't compete for the heroine's father!

After this incident, while Deadpool is proud of his wit, he is still conducting a deep review——

It turned out that Deadpool's father was not charming enough.

Rather, he chose the wrong direction of effort from the very beginning.

He was born to be the father-in-law, so he has nothing to do to compete with others for the position of heroine CP?Competing for the position of father is what he should strive for and work hard for.

Yisu didn't know what Deadpool's father was thinking. Right now, all she could think about was what her mother Kube told her about how handsome her father was, and when she thought about what she just saw The photos and videos I received made the brunette almost feel sad.

There is a saying like this-

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient.

If it is——

What if your mother lied to you?

Ysu: "..."

It's hard not to be sad.

It's hard not to be impatient.

So Loki and the Avengers who were waiting in "My Chinese Restaurant" saw the door of the rest room was opened, and saw a black-haired girl walking from inside, exuding the aura of my sadness and anxiety all over her body. out.

As for Deadpool who was following Yisu, even if he tried his best to cover up, he couldn't hide the joyful aura that rushed to his face, others said that they couldn't see it.

"Ysu, what happened?"

Seeing the expression on the black-haired girl's face that the sky was about to fall, Steve and the others couldn't help but stepped forward to ask.

Out of respect for Yisu, none of the people who stayed outside just planned to eavesdrop on her conversation with Deadpool.

Ok.

It's definitely not because they're all scrambling over the dishes that have been fried in Ysu's wok but haven't had time to be served.

But seeing Yisu's appearance now, they regretted that they hadn't eavesdropped, because they had known the black-haired girl for so long, and it was the first time they saw her look so feeble. It looks like a million-point crit.

"It's nothing."

Meeting so many concerned eyes from them, Yisu shook her head pretending to be indifferent, but when her eyes fell on Loki's face, she...

She wants to cry so much QAQ

It is said that a son does not think his mother is ugly, and a dog does not think his family is poor. Yisu understands this truth, but...but...

But her father is really too!ugly!up!

In Ys's original world, wizards really existed in England, but as an ordinary person (at least at the time), it was impossible for the brunette to come into contact with them.

Not to mention that Kube himself didn't want her existence to be exposed, so naturally he wouldn't talk too much about wizards with her precious daughter.

So seeing Voldemort's sliced ​​noseless bald snake face without warning, Yisu was almost shocked by his ugliness that hit people's hearts so much that he doubted his life.

more importantly--

Before she knew that her real father was Voldemort, she suspected that Loki, who came to the door and admitted that she was his daughter, was her real father.

To be honest, Loki and Voldemort simply don't know how many undisfigured Deadpools are missing, okay? ?

Deadpool:"……"

Why does this sentence sound like something is wrong?

Except for Deadpool, who was an insider, the others present didn't know what kind of baptism Ys had just gone through, especially Loki, who looked like he couldn't help but want to cry when he saw Ys looking at him. His brow furrowed immediately.

This evil god who only pretended to be innocent and well-behaved in front of Yisu, and occasionally pretended to be innocent and well-behaved before he wanted to do bad things, did not hide his true temper at all when faced with such a situation.

"What did you do to her?"

At the same time as Loki opened his mouth, his body suddenly glowed, and in the blink of an eye, he who was originally wearing a black suit was suddenly replaced by his golden black armor and dark green cloak, the power in his hand The stick was aimed at Deadpool, and his cold tone showed a bit of murderous intent.

If it was normal, Deadpool would have teased Loki cheaply, or confronted him directly without fear of death, but in view of what happened in the rest room just now, Deadpool now—

I'm in a great mood!

So facing Loki's questioning, not only was Deadpool not angry, but he smiled and said, "It's okay to tell you this compass man. Just now, Dad, I told the good girl who her real father is, so put away your selfishness." I thought I was my own father."

other people:"……"

To be honest, is there anyone who thinks he is his own father more than Deadpool?

Tony, who arrived first, heard Deadpool's words. He looked at Ysu and asked, "Sweetheart, so Deadpool isn't your father, and Loki isn't your father?"

For the former one, Tony already got the answer from Yisu, but for the latter one, Yisu himself didn't know it just now.

Originally seeing Yisu looking at Loki with a look of wanting to cry, Tony thought she knew that Loki was her father, so he cried with joy because of the reunion of father and daughter.

But now hearing Deadpool say this...

Doesn't seem to be what he imagined?

Hearing Tony's question, Yisu nodded honestly, and replied weakly: "Yes."

Hearing Ys' answer, not only Tony, but also the other Avengers, the twins and Clarice were relieved.

They just said, whether it's Loki who will kill the Stars if he doesn't do anything, or Deadpool who is full of snake spirits, no matter how genetically mutated these two people are, it is impossible for these two people to give birth to Yisu who is so cute and cute People like daughter okay?

Ysu: "..."

It is not impossible.

After all, her own father was able to give birth to such a huge genetic change in her.

"What do you mean?"

However, with so many people present, Sol was the only one who did not breathe a sigh of relief. He looked at Ysu, then at Loki, and then said, "Isn't Isu the daughter of Loki? Why not?" gone?"

He still wants to take his brother and eldest niece back to Asgard?After the father and mother know about this, they will definitely be happy, okay?

"That's a good thing, Thor."

Clint patted Sol on the shoulder. The Avenger really didn't like Loki at all.

After all, as an agent, Loki used the mind stone on the scepter to control his consciousness and did so many things for him. This is definitely a dark history in Hawkeye's career.

If Ys is really Loki's daughter, Clint...

Clint felt that it was really necessary for him to strongly suggest that Yisu should try another father?

"Where is this a good thing?"

Sol said, don't think that he can fool him casually because of his low IQ (...), his brother escaped from the prison of Asgard through all kinds of hardships (...), and set foot on the earth just to find his lost soul. baby girl.

Just when he was ecstatic (...) thinking that he had found his lost baby daughter and could be reunited with her father and daughter, a basin of cold water poured down on his head——

Yisu is actually not his daughter.

Don't say that Sol is not the person involved, even if he is not the person involved, but the brother of the person involved, just thinking about it makes him feel sorry for his brother, let alone his brother himself?

"Loki, don't be sad, maybe there is something wrong, you see that Yisu looks so similar to you, how could it not be your daughter?"

Hearing Sol's comforting Loki, Sam couldn't bear it anymore. He asked, "Am I blind? Because I really can't find the place where Ysu and Loki look alike."

Although Yisu doesn't have a completely oriental appearance, and looks like a mixed race, but this doesn't mean anything, okay?

Even if Yisu is not a mixed race but a pure westerner, if she has no blood relationship with Loki, it is impossible for her to look like him, okay?

Sam's words were unanimously agreed by others, especially the Avengers who had seen the "Rocky Father and Daughter Photo" of Ys and Loki.

And Deadpool even opened his mouth and said: "Shut up, you stupid big hammer. Is there anything about my good girl like his compasses? My good girl has big eyelashes, upturned nose, and red lips. of."

"Uh."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Pietro glanced at Ysu, then at Loki, and then reminded, "What you said seems to fit well..."

As soon as Pietro's words fell, Deadpool flew over with a sharp look, and then his eyes swept over the black-haired girl, and then said proudly, "Although my good girl's hair is the same as this compasses Dark and curly but she doesn't have a hairline crisis."

Hearing what Deadpool said, the eyes of the others silently glanced at Loki...'s hairline.

To be honest, it would be okay if I wore the antler helmet, because I couldn't see it, but if I didn't wear it and combed my black hair back...

other people:"……"

The hairline is quite high.

Seeing that other people's eyes were fixed on his forehead, Loki's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and what made him feel even worse was that his stupid brother Saul opened his mouth and said: "Brother, why don't you put on your helmet?"

Loki: "..."

"puff!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

……

Sol's words made everyone present except him and Rocky as the party couldn't help laughing, especially Clint and Tony, who didn't care about Rocky's black face. Then he said: "Hahahahaha, so Bambi, is the reason why you wear a helmet is to cover your hairline?"

Loki: "..."

If he does it in "My Chinese Restaurant", will he still be able to eat the Chinese food made by Yisu next time?

No matter how careless Sol is, he still knows that what he said just now caused his brother to be laughed at by Tony and the others, okay?He glanced at the dark-faced Loki, and then changed the subject bluntly: "Anyway, what he (Deadpool) said earlier proved that Ysu and Loki look alike? And they are both the same It's black-haired."

In Asgard, Loki's special black hair was considered by Vostagg and the others to be a symbol of cunning. Of course, Thor didn't think so, but he also believed that black hair was indeed very special.

Chinese with black eyes, black hair and yellow skin: "...???"

Except for Sol, the god of Asgard, even Natasha and others who are not Chinese feel that the similarity he mentioned is of no value at all, okay?

Compared with this, Deadpool said that he can produce stronger evidence to prove that Yisu is not Loki's biological daughter at all, he said: "Stop talking nonsense, look at this compasses man, if he is the father of my good girl , will my good girl’s legs be so short!?”

Yisu who was shot inexplicably: "...???"

don't blow.

My father is ugly, but he is not short.

Yi Su originally thought that today was just an ordinary day, but she didn't expect so many things to happen one after another, and every thing made her heart feel like she was on a roller coaster.

It was exhausting.

"Did something happen? Ysu."

Steve didn't know when he came to Yisu's side, he whispered, "You don't look very good."

Hearing Steve's words, Yisu subconsciously looked up at him, and saw that his pair of blue eyes looking at her were full of concern and worry.

This made Yisu who originally wanted to say "nothing happened" and "I'm fine" swallowed the words that came to his lips.

"Well, something did happen."

The black-haired girl pursed her lips, and said a little unhappy, "I just found out something, and it just makes me a little unacceptable."

Hearing what Yisu said, Steve thought for a while. Although they came later than Tony and Sol, when they came to "My Chinese Restaurant" and saw the brunette girl, she didn't look like much Something is wrong.

What really goes wrong is when she and Deadpool come out of the break room.

Steve frowned, thinking of the reason why Deadpool brought Ysu into the rest room, and then asked, "Although it's a bit presumptuous, but Ysu, are you doing this because...you know about your father? "

It seems that this is the only thing.

Seeing that Steve had already asked, and Yisu didn't deny it, she nodded with a listless expression.

Seeing this, Steve didn't know why. He had seen Yisu's information and knew that she had only had her mother as a relative since she was a child, but there was no information about her father.

The Avengers didn't find anything out of the ordinary at the time, but that's different now.

First, Deadpool who claimed to be Ys's father, and then Loki, who admitted that Ys was his daughter. He also said that Tony and the others had seen Ys' mother Cube. All the circumstances showed that Ys's mother was nothing ordinary people.

Then think of Yisu's reaction after knowing who his real father is...

Steve thought, could it be that there is something wrong with the identity of Yisu's real father, which makes it so difficult for the brunette girl to explain?

Ysu: "..."

Tell the truth.

Purely because it's ugly.

"It's nothing, Steve, don't worry."

Yisu saw that Steve was still looking at her with undiminished concern, she pulled her lips at him, and then smiled, "I just... well, it happened suddenly, you know, when you imagine When a person is somewhat different from what you imagined in real life, you need a little time to accept the gap."

"Ok."

When Steve heard what Yisu said, he said, "But if there's anything wrong, don't hold back Yisu, you can tell me if you need anything."

Hearing what Steve said, Ysu smiled at him, gave him an OK gesture, then reached out and patted his chest, saying: "I know, Captain America is still very reliable."

Steve: "..."

Is she an upright chest pat?

Ysu: "...???"

Make sense.

This time, she really just took a quick shot.

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Yisu: Although I admit that I am stuffed with custard, but this time I am typing with both hands to show my innocence——

This chest shot is very honest~