[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Deadpool, the man who thought he was Yisu's father in this article, but turned out not to be Yisu's father, decided to kill Yisu's father and make himself Yisu's father. After doing a lot of great things, he is coming back happily and planning to have a good reunion with his good girl.

Knot!fruit!

Before he had time to take a good look at his good girl, and before he had time to give his good girl a loving hug, there was a stinky and shameless man pulling him!of! (Not) The good girl said it was his daughter!

Deadpool:"……"

What the hell is it wrong to recognize someone else's daughter as a daughter if you can't give birth to a daughter yourself! ?

what?

You asked Deadpool if he scolded himself by saying this sentence?After all, he himself recognized someone else's daughter as his daughter before he could give birth to a daughter.

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It does not matter.

Deadpool said that the most important thing now is to deal with Loki's stinky and shameless thing first.

No problem.

At this moment, whether it is someone who knows Deadpool or someone who does not know Deadpool, the thoughts in their hearts are surprisingly exactly the same as Deadpool——

Put the big one aside in advance.

Let's talk about how Ys somehow became Loki's daughter.

Facing the vicious Deadpool who showed his weapon, Loki had no fear at all. He sneered, "What's none of your business?"

Of course, Loki doesn't know Deadpool. After all, every time he comes to Earth to make troubles, it seems that the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.

Although Deadpool is not a villain, he is not a superhero who is on the way to save the world and is saving the world all day, so there is almost no intersection between the two of them without any accidents.

Ok.

If there is any overlap, it is probably Deadpool, who can break the wall of the fourth dimension, at most casually spits or disses him when he suddenly thinks of Loki or Dou Sen (the actor who plays Loki) That's all.

Under such circumstances, it would be strange for Loki to have a good temper when confronted by Deadpool. After all, he is not a good-tempered person, even if he looks very gentle after restraining his arrogant look, pretending to be well-behaved It is also very decent, but in fact, its personality is a bit bad and bad.

Otherwise, Loki would not have received the title of evil god.

However, Loki has a bad temper, and Deadpool's father is not a good-tempered person either. Hearing his words, he immediately snorted coldly, and said, "Very well, it seems that you little boy doesn't know who your father is."

While talking, Deadpool pointed at Loki with the tip of his knife, and continued, "Then no matter how long your legs are, you can't hide your compasses spirit who is about to face the crisis of hair loss. Listen to Dad—"

"Deadpool's father is Yisu's father! I'm just asking if you are afraid of this fake! No! Are you afraid!?"

Yisu, who was sure that Deadpool was not his own father and suspected that Loki was his own father: "...???"

How did he say the word counterfeit so confidently?

Loki, the person involved, immediately frowned when he heard what Deadpool said, as if he was unhappy because of what he said.

In fact, Loki was indeed unhappy because of Deadpool's words, but it was not because of the harshness and presumptuousness in his tone, nor was it because he called him a compasses spirit in public.

Ok.

Because at this moment, Loki doesn't get the meaning of deadpool like getting to Ysu's point, he has no idea what the compass spirit he is talking about is.

Of course, Loki was not unhappy because Deadpool denied his identity as Ysu's father and called him a fake, but because——

Deadpool is actually Yisu's own father! ?

And Yisu's mother is Kube, so——

Kube and this guy are a match! ?

Thinking of this, Loki looked at Deadpool more and more unkindly.

Of course, the little prince of Asgard knows that Ys is not his daughter. Although he was a little virgin before meeting Ys' mother Kube, it doesn't mean that he doesn't know the importance of conceiving offspring with a person. What kind of exercise did you go through.

If Loki didn't have a daughter when she met Kube, then after he saw Ysu now, he might suspect that she was his daughter.

what?

You asked Rocky, did you consider that he only met Kube not long before the New York War, and Ys is already 21 years old, so the timing is not right at all?

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Don't make trouble.

He is the god of Asgard, and Kube is not a human being. There may be some mutations in the child born from their union, so it is not a problem at all that the timing does not match.

But the reason why Loki is so sure that he is not Ysu's real father is very simple, that is, when he knew Kube, he knew that she had a precious daughter.

So even if he is the god of Asgard, and Kube is not a human being, it is impossible for them to have a crystallization of love before they contact each other.

Kube: "..."

Remove the "loved", thanks.

Loki: "..."

Loki doesn't have any malice towards Ysu, er, it doesn't count if she wants to play tricks and watch her make a fool of herself. Anyway, based on her similarity to Kube and the fact that she is likable, Loki easily accepts it. Eliminated the existence of Ysu.

Especially after tasting the Chinese food made by Yisu himself, Rocky suddenly felt...

There seems to be nothing wrong with having such a daughter.

Even if his blood is not flowing on her body, her cooking skills are enough for him to wear the hat of Xi Dang Dae willingly.

But Loki didn't like the man who had a close relationship with Kube and was also Ysu's father. A sneer appeared on his face, and his eyes that were originally as beautiful as emeralds flashed a little. Treacherous light.

He asked slowly, "Are you Yisu's father?"

Hearing Loki's question, Tony and Sol also looked towards Deadpool. The former was stunned by the actions of the two of them claiming to be Ysu's father, while the latter wanted to know——

Was his younger brother really cheated on?

"Nonsense, is it possible that your (hearing) is already failing at a young age? Deadpool's father is of course..."

When Deadpool heard what Loki said, he immediately spoke, but before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Yisu, and she said, "Wade! Don't make trouble!"

She is now so startled by what Loki just said that her brain is about to explode, okay?Looking at Deadpool's fatherly posture again, it makes sense——

If the brunette wasn't really sure, then she would have to wonder if Deadpool was really her real father.

because!for!

Is Deadpool's fatherly posture really good enough?

Ysu: "..."

Don't know where the confidence is coming from.

Hearing what Yisu said, Tony turned his head to look at her, and he asked, "Ysu, according to you, Deadpool isn't your father, is he?"

To be honest, Tony originally planned to have a good meal, and then asked Ysu about Loki, but who knew that the plan could not keep up with the change——

Out of nowhere, he caught up with Yisu's "fathers" in the Shura field.

Tony: "..."

Alas.

This is really a heart melon.

"No."

Yisu opened his mouth and answered Tony. As a result, Deadpool, who had just drawn a knife to Loki, took out a small handkerchief and cried at the black-haired girl while wiping the (impossible) tears. of.

"My dear girl, Dad has only been out for two days. You don't recognize Dad. Dad told you that what you said was like an ice pick piercing into my heart. Dad really hurts..."

Ysu: "..."

Don't always add drama to yourself inexplicably.

Seeing Deadpool who could support a whole show by himself, Yisu couldn't cry or laugh, she looked like she couldn't do anything about him.

Considering Deadpool's current state, the brunette girl felt that it was necessary for her to change the subject: "Wade, let's first settle whether Rocky is my father or not."

Facts have proved that when she and Deadpool have two completely different answers to the same question, she should not insist or be stubborn, and bravely choose to change the subject, because——

That's very useful.

Just like now, after hearing Yisu's words, Deadpool, who was crying as if his own daughter died (...), switched states for a second: "That's right! I almost forgot the business!"

Seeing that the dead servant jumped from the state of the dead daughter to the state of the fathers' Shura field, Yisu hurriedly stopped, and she said: "This is 'my Chinese restaurant', Wade."

In a word, the black-haired girl successfully reminded Deadpool of the fact that she had no money, and immediately retracted her long knife silently.

Seeing this, Yisu heaved a sigh of relief first, and then asked Clarice and the others to clear the venue first, and then hang up the sign that the business is closed.

Diners: "..."

and many more.

They haven't finished eating this melon yet.

Gossip is inherent in human beings, and it doesn’t matter whether they are Chinese or foreigners. However, this is “my Chinese restaurant”. Facing Yisu’s clearing, they had no choice but to reminisce about the half of the melon they just ate. While silently thinking about the taste of the other half of the melon.

Of course Yisu didn't know what the diners were thinking, but it didn't matter, because even if she knew they wanted to eat the remaining half of melon, she couldn't really give them to eat.

Although the brunette was not sure if Loki was her own father, considering his status, she felt that it was all right, and she still had to clear the scene.

After only Yisu and the others were left in "My Chinese Restaurant", the black-haired girl said, "Okay, let's continue the topic just now."

Saying that, Yisu looked at Loki, and she asked, "Are you my father?"

Just as the black-haired girl asked, the door of "My Chinese Restaurant" was pushed open, and all the Avengers who had just entered were stunned when they heard Yisu's words.

"How is this going?"

The Avengers glanced at Ys, and then at Loki who was facing her. Obviously, according to their standing posture, the brunette girl was asking Loki what she just said, so——

"Loki is Ysu's father?"

Are you kidding me?

Although it is said that Natasha and the others have just seen the "Loki father and daughter photo" projected by Jarvis when they were in the Avengers Building, isn't that why they named the group photo because they both cosplay the evil gods?

Because Thor can fly, the Avengers who also came to "My Chinese Restaurant" were a step slower.

But Steve and the others never expected that they were just a step behind. Why did they have the illusion of missing a melon worth hundreds of millions?

Clint and others from the Gossip Alliance said that if they had known that they would miss so many melons if they came to "My Chinese Restaurant" a step late, when Saul flew over with the hammer, they would have hugged him tightly and sat "downwind". fly".

Hearing Clint and the others ask this question, Saul, who had already received an "accurate" answer from his brother Loki, nodded and said, "Yes, this is my brother's daughter."

As he said that, Sol stretched out his hand and turned the younger brother on the left and the eldest niece on the right to Steve and the others, "Look, how similar they are."

Steve and the others: "...???"

Where is it like?

hair color?

Sol, who has already engraved the cognition of "Ys is Loki's daughter" in his mind, smiled heartily and said to his teammates: "It seems that we have wronged Loki, he didn't come to Earth for To make trouble, but to get his daughter back."

Other Avengers: "..."

Why do they feel that Rocky came to Earth to do things, but accidentally found his daughter, which caused things not to be done, is the correct development?

Sol, who didn't know what the other Avengers were slandering in their hearts, looked at Loki apologetically, and said, "Sorry, Loki, I misunderstood you."

My brother abused me thousands of times. The words I treat my brother like first love really perfectly interpret Sol's attitude towards Loki. My brother is still very good and cute.

Other Avengers: "..."

Others lost their minds after eating Ysu's Chinese food, but Sol lost his memory every time he was stabbed by Loki.

Oh.

Not only Thor, but even Loki lost his memory every time he stabbed Sol, because after he finished speaking, the evil god with a treacherous personality showed a kind and cute smile to him, and he said: "I forgive you is you."

As soon as the words fell, Loki saw a particularly excited and happy expression on Thor's face, and the expressions on the faces of the Avengers beside him were simply indescribable.

Seeing this, the smile on Loki's face deepened.

In fact, it's not that Thor's IQ is not high, but that he trusts Loki very much.

He treats Loki much like most parents treat their own children. He always thinks that his children are very obedient and obedient. Even if they do something wrong, it is caused by others, or they just go astray for a while.

In addition, after Loki came to Earth this time, he really didn’t do anything bad, or he didn’t have time to do anything bad, so after seeing that he agreed with his statement that he came to Earth to find his daughter and not to make trouble, simply Of course, Er is full of apologies.

after all!

He wronged his brother!

But his brother forgave him!

"Brother, shall we bring Yisu back to Asgard?"

Sol said to Loki, "If the father and mother know that you have a daughter, they will be very happy!"

what?

You ask Thor, isn't he curious that Loki has such a big daughter after he came to Earth not long ago?

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What are you curious about?

Sol's idea has always been simple and rude, as long as it is his brother's daughter.

Think so...

It also seems that there is nothing wrong with it.

It is said that regardless of whether a cat is white or black, a cat that can catch mice is a good cat. This principle seems to be applicable here as well. As long as the person involved, Loki, admits it, what is there to pursue for Sol, a brother/uncle?

Hearing Sol's words, the smile on Loki's face suddenly became more vivid and sincere. He originally thought that he could wait for Kube by staying with Ys, but thinking in another direction, if he brought Ys by his side Or in terms of his own territory, Kube didn't show up directly after he knew about it?

Besides, if Yisu arrived in Asgard, wouldn't it be a breeze for him to eat the Chinese food she cooked?

The more he thought about it, the more Loki felt that Thor's method was better.

But Loki thought it was good, and the others present thought it was good!point!All!No!good!

"What are you kidding?"

Clint and the others originally thought that Ys might really be Loki's daughter, right?But after hearing Thor's words now, and seeing that Loki was actually a little moved, they immediately felt——

Ys must not be Loki's daughter!

what?

You ask what if Rocky is really Ysu's dad?

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deny.

Clint and the others stated that they did not recognize it on behalf of Ysu.

"Ys is a human from Earth, so what's the point of taking you to Asgard?"

"That's right! If you do this, Sol, then you are standing on the opposite side of us."

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Not to mention Wanda, Pietro and Clarice, who are unwilling to give up the job of "My Chinese Restaurant" when anyone comes, and even none of the Avengers except Saul is willing to agree.

They are all like this, let alone Deadpool's father who thinks he is Yisu's real father?

"Don't dream, you guys! One or two fathers who are not my good girl still want to bring her back to Asgard? Have you asked Deadpool's father if he has a knife!?"

Deadpool was originally resisting the urge to speak under Yisu's signal, but now he couldn't control it at all, he opened his mouth and said, "My dear girl, don't believe what his compass master said, he Not your dad at all."

Seeing that Deadpool spoke with certainty, Yisu looked at him, and then asked, "...Why is Loki called the compasses spirit?"

Deadpool:"……???"

and many more!

Good girl, you've missed the point again!

Deadpool complained about Yisu's inability to grasp the point, and explained to her: "It's a bit complicated to say, but if you play him a piece of music and ask him to play an old disco (...) you will know."

"But girl, this is not important, let's continue the topic just now."

Deadpool ran to Deadpool's side, then pulled her out of Saul's fake uncle, leaned close to her ear and whispered to her, "I know who your real father is."

Ysu: "...???"

Why do you say this in a low voice?

The black-haired girl turned her head and glanced at Deadpool. Since he had been brainwashing her before that he was her own father, she heard him say that, and the expression on her face was somewhat helpless. She said : "I know, you want to say it's you, don't you?"

Hearing Yisu's words, Deadpool wanted to nod his head, but before he nodded his head, he was restrained firmly, and he said: "It's really not this time, good girl, I really know."

As I said before, Deadpool already knew that he was not Yisu's real father, but he also said that he believed that he would be able to successfully claim the title of "Ysu's father" by virtue of his charm (heart) strength (machinery). Sit down.

After all, while Deadpool brainwashed Ysu, he also successfully brainwashed himself——

Ysu is not his kind.

it does not matter.

Just be his good girl.

Hearing Deadpool say this, Yisu was really surprised, after all, he was always in the days before he left!repeat!Take your chance!You can brainwash her vigorously.

From the time she occasionally called him dad in a trance, she knew the intensity of Deadpool's brainwashing of her.

As a result, at this moment, he lacked a change of normalcy?

"Do you really know, Wade."

Yisu looked at Deadpool, his big black eyes were full of anticipation, not to say how much the black-haired girl looked forward to her father, but!yes!

She no longer wants to experience that every "father" who comes to her door is more confused than a bystander.

"of course."

Deadpool patted his chest and said to Yisu, "Good girl, it's not that you don't understand me, Dad. My daily routine now is to peek at the comment section of "My Daily Life Is Broken Again" in Jinjiang Literature City."

As he said that, Deadpool pushed Yisu to the rest room, and he said, "Come on, my good girl dad will show you something, and you will know that the compasses man is definitely not your real father."

Yisu, who was being pushed away by Deadpool, saw Steve and the others looking over, and she said, "It's okay, you guys just wait."

To be honest, Natasha and the others might think that Deadpool is ridiculous, um, of course, sometimes Ysu also thinks, but this time...

She somehow believed him again.

But soon, Yisu would rather not believe him this time, because after waiting for the rest room, Deadpool took out a mobile phone and handed it to the black-haired girl after clicking something, and then She said: "Good girl, your real father is a virtual character from another world. This is the photo I found about him in the play."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Yisu took his phone curiously, and after looking down...

"This is my dear father!!!???"

The black-haired girl suddenly looked up at Deadpool, and after the latter met her unbelievable expression, he nodded to her, even through the mask, he could feel his weight: "Yes, good girl. "

As he said that, he was afraid that Ys would not be exciting enough, so he played her a video about Voldemort by the way.

After reading it, Yisu almost cried——

Her own father is actually ugly!

And it's not cute! ! ! !

The author has something to say:

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After the unsliced ​​and undisfigured V Hall appeared on the stage——

Palace V: I am your father.

Ys: Nonsense!My dad can't be that handsome!

Palace V:? ? ?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.