[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Without contrast, there is no harm.

Yisu didn't realize this truth deeply until today, but then again, it's not that the black-haired girl is justifying her height, but that strictly speaking she is really not too short.

Of course, height doesn’t count, but anyway, the net height is 1.6 meters seven, and if rounded, it is 1.7 meters. If you usually wear a pair of high heels, you will not look short.

But I can't stand that Yisu didn't wear high heels today, and also met a tall man with a pair of really long legs, so the contrast should not be too strong. In Yisu's words, it was so strong that she almost Want to cry.

When I saw the waves of "Captain America" ​​and "Superman" who wore uniforms as temptations, Ys still thought that luckily she cosplays with the evil god Loki.

result……

The black-haired girl looked up at the man again, her eyes couldn't help but look at his long legs.

Before Yisu broke the dimensional wall, she had never watched the live-action version of "The Avengers" or "Thor", so of course she didn't know what the live-action version of the evil god Loki looked like.

So looking at the man in front of him at this moment, Yisu didn't recognize him as the real Loki, but instead regarded him as participating in this cosplay event like her, and he was also the cos evil god Loki just like her of.

Although it is said that Yisu is a sex-transformed version of "Rocky", and the man is a high imitation version of "Rocky", but he is also a cos evil god. As a result, the man looks fair, beautiful and long-legged, but she is Fair skin, beautiful and chubby.

Ysu: "..."

This is awkward.

What's even more embarrassing is...

Both of them wear the same antler helmet, but the man wears it so flawlessly that it looks like it grows on his head, while she wears it so top-heavy that she almost can't even stand upright.

Ysu: "..."

Is it because he has long legs or because she dresses chubby?

Just as she was thinking, Yisu's eyes glanced inadvertently, and she noticed that the other party's eyes fell on her, probably because yellow people see yellow (...), and legs see legs (...), the black-haired girl I always feel that the other party (whether intentionally or unintentionally) must also be secretly curious——

Same for legs.

How can she be so short.

Loki: "..."

No.

He just wanted to know how many layers of clothing she was wearing underneath to make her look fat (not).

However, Yisu didn't know what Loki was thinking (although she wouldn't feel very happy if she knew), so now she met his gaze, and the embarrassed brunette showed him an embarrassed and displeased look. He smiled impolitely, and then quickly slipped away with his hands on the heavy antler helmet on his head.

But what Yisu didn't know was that even if she turned and left, Loki's gaze was still on her, and he didn't look away until her figure completely disappeared from his eyes.

"interesting."

Loki was originally expressionless, but now he suddenly showed a smile, his gray-green eyes lined with the raised lips, and his whole person inexplicably exuded a terrifying evil spirit.

Yisu didn't know that the long-legged high imitation version of "Rocky" he met was actually the real evil god Loki. After she slipped in front of him, she hurriedly walked towards the place where Peter and the others gathered go.

Before they got there, Peter and the three who arrived at the meeting place one step earlier than her saw her and walked towards her directly.

"Have you been waiting long?"

Yisu looked at Peter and the others who walked in front of her, and then said, "Loki's clothes are a bit difficult to wear."

Originally, the brunette was thinking that it was her first time to wear such cumbersome clothes, and because of the long legs that delayed a little time, she must be much slower than Peter.

In fact, it really is.

"We didn't have to wait long."

Even if Peter wasn't a seasoned lover like Tony, he knew that he wouldn't be able to tell the truth at this moment. His gaze fell on Ysu, looking at her in Loki's costume, he couldn't help but smile and said, " Yisu, you cosplay the evil god, you don't look like one at all."

In the previous New York War, the main force was the Avengers, and Spider-Man was not a member of the Avengers at that time, but even so, he also participated in this battle at that time.

Although Captain America and Iron Man teamed up to evacuate the crowd after a while, Spider-Man who was on the scene at the time had seen the appearance of the evil god.

Although the final outcome of the New York War was that the Avengers won, the evil god Loki was indeed arrogant and conceited before the outcome was decided.

Just like he is the god of Asgard, even facing the Avengers, he still looks aloof, as if in his eyes, they are nothing but ants.

In fact it is.

But the "little evil god Loki" standing in front of Peter is not only not evil at all, but rather cute, especially when she smiles, it is almost sweet to the bottom of people's hearts .

"is it?"

When Yisu heard what Peter said, she was not angry, but instead smiled, "But I think you look like a cosplayer Spider-Man."

Ned: "..."

Thompson: "..."

Isn't it necessary?

He is Spider-Man after all.

Peter, Ned, and Thompson standing in front of Ys are all wearing Spider-Man costumes, but I don't know if it's because the brunette already knows that Peter is Spider-Man, so no matter how she looks at it, she thinks he's this Spider-Man looks the least awkward.

Needless to say, Ned, his chubby figure cosplays the fat version of Spider-Man, and although Thompson is tall and mighty, he is also a handsome "Spider-Man" in uniform, but the problem is——

The soft and cute little spider is not handsome but cute.

Peter: "..."

No.

It's handsome.

And he's Spider-Man.

No!yes!Small!spider!spider!

"Uh, thanks."

Hearing what Ysu said, Peter scratched his head, because he had met the brunette girl as Spider-Man before, so hearing her say that now, he was inexplicably guilty.

He said, "Probably because I like Spider-Man better, so he looks more similar in cosplay, Ysu, you also know that although Spider-Man is a little less popular than Captain America and Iron Man, in fact he still has A lot of people liked it, so it's no surprise that I would like it..."

In fact, Peter, who felt more and more strange as he spoke, elbowed Ned and Thompson beside him vigorously, motioning them to get back their words quickly.

To be reasonable, Peter is really glad that Ys doesn't know that he is Spider-Man, otherwise, if she knows and hears what he is saying now, she might doubt how narcissistic he is.

In fact, Ysu, who already knew that he was Spider-Man: "..."

late.

However, because of Pietro and the others, the brunette girl has long been familiar with such a situation and directly let the big fool go online. With the full cooperation of Ned and Thompson, she lived up to expectations and was "fooled" by them. up.

Yisu asked, "Then where are we going now?"

The cosplay event held by Imperial State University is very grand and there are many people participating, but it is for this reason that not every cosplay participant has a show.

To put it simply, it's as if Yisu and the others have put on special costumes to attend a garden party, and they are only responsible for playing.

Peter said: "Go to our club, they have a 'competition' game, I heard that if you win, there will be a small gift."

"'Contest'?"

Hearing Peter ask this question, Yisu asked curiously, "What's the question?"

"It's all about famous people."

Peter said, "For example, when was Captain America born? And who are his friends? And which donut shop in New York does Iron Man like? Black Widow is the only woman in the Avengers. Do you think she Which superhero is better suited?..."

Ysu: "...???"

The previous question sounds fine, but about the Black Widow...

Are they planning to play with Lang?

Peter, who didn't know what Ys was thinking, roughly uttered the few questions he remembered, and said, "Also, does Batman have throat cancer? Did the Flash wear clothes when he was running? Wonder Woman How magical is it? Are the uniforms of the X-Men really as low as in the comics? And the claws of Wolverine can reduce a few skewers at one time?..."

Yisu: "...!!!???"

She was wrong.

Compared with what Peter said later, what is the problem of the black widow?

"Who asked these questions?"

Yisu turned to look at Peter, thinking that every question sounds like poison, and more importantly...

"And do they have standard answers?"

Is the uniform of the X-Men really as low as it is said in the comics, and the claws of Wolverine can burn several skewers of barbecue at one time, these people who may have been rescued by them, and those who have seen them may know .

But those three previous questions about members of the Justice League sure Peter and his fellows will know the answer?

I won’t talk about Wonder Woman, but the speed of The Flash is so fast, even if someone specially shoots the relevant video and slows down to watch it frame by frame, I’m afraid they can’t see clearly, right?Not to mention Batman, if it is so easy for people to know whether he has throat cancer (...), then he is not Batman, okay?

"Uh."

Hearing Ysu's question, Peter was a little embarrassed, but he still said, "There is indeed a standard answer."

Ysu: "...???"

Really?

The black-haired girl couldn't help asking curiously: "Peter, who is the president of your club?"

Otherwise, how could it be possible to know so many superhero secrets?

"Ha ha ha ha."

Hearing what Ys said, Thompson and Ned couldn't help laughing, and Ned put his hand around Peter's shoulder and said to the black-haired girl, "The president of Peter's club is not some big boss, the real boss But our Peter."

"Yes."

Thompson added on the side, "The people in their club knew that Peter was an intern at Iron Man's Stark Industries, so they sent him as a representative to visit the members of the Avengers."

Hearing what Ned and Thompson said, Ysu looked at Peter and asked, "So you raised all those poisonous questions?"

The brunette girl remembered that when she was watching comics/animations, Spider-Man Peter seemed to have been a reporter for the "Daily Horn", so...

Did Peter take this route after he became a reporter?

"No, no, of course not."

When Peter heard Ysu's question, he immediately denied it. He said, "Mr. Stark forced me to ask these questions. He said that since there are activities to be held, there should be more hot spots and bright spots. to attract attention.”

Yisu asked, "For example?"

Peter said: "Mr. Stark said that our 'Question' activity can be held under his banner."

For example, all the standard answers are kindly provided by the real superhero Iron Man Tony Stark.

Don't underestimate this banner, you must know that this is New York, there are so many Iron Man fans everywhere, and many ordinary people are still very curious about the gossip and secrets of some public figures.

Even if the so-called standard answer Tony gave was just his nonsense, but...

who cares?

Anyway, they can't get close to those superheroes, so even if Tony is really talking nonsense, they can't tell what is real and what is fake.

Hearing Peter's words, Yisu silently gave her thumbs up. Of course, this thumb was not for Peter, but for Tony. She said, "Tony is really not worried about offending a large number of people. people."

Facts have proved that Tony is really not afraid.

When Yisu and Peter came to the site of their club's "Question" event, they heard the hosts above asked more and more outrageous and nonsensical questions. For example, is it true that the evil god Loki is wearing an antler helmet? For heightening or something...

Ysu: "..."

Is Tony asking this question to get revenge on Loki for throwing him from Stark Tower at the time?

"Although I also think this question is a bit ridiculous."

Thompson on the side said, "But after seeing Ys, I think it makes sense."

For example, among the four of them, except for Ned, Ys was the shortest, but after cosplaying Loki, she instantly became the tallest among the four of them.

No way, those antlers are really super long.

"impossible."

When Yisu heard Thompson say this, he opened his mouth and said, "Loki is definitely not short."

"How do you know, Ysu?"

Not only Thompson, but even Peter and Ned looked at Ysu curiously, and the brunette girl said confidently, "Guess."

Having said that, Yisu still gave her reasons, she said, "You think, if Loki is really as short as me, do you think he can still wear this antler helmet?"

Peter: "...???"

Ned: "...???"

Thompson: "...???"

The three "Spidermen" were dumbfounded when they heard what Yisu said, "Uh, is there any inevitable relationship between being short and wearing an antler helmet?"

Yisu said: "Because the tall man's helmet with antlers is so stable that it seems to grow on his head."

Speaking of this, the brunette girl couldn't help but think of the high imitation version of the long-legged "Rocky" she just saw.

Yisu was not angry when Peter said that her sexually transformed "Loki" was nothing like the real evil god, because she didn't care much, but it doesn't matter if she doesn't care, there is no comparison.

Yisu secretly said in her heart, bless her not to meet that high imitation version of "Rocky" here today, otherwise, when she walked in front of him, she would inexplicably have an extra flaw——

Short Legs.

However, according to Murphy's Law, the less people want something to happen, the more likely something will be discovered, just like now——

After Yisu and Peter participated in the "Quiz" activity held by their club, the three "Spidermen" went to participate in a game that mainly focused on Spiderman, and the "Rocky" of the brunette girl could only play in Taiwan. Be the audience now.

Yisu had just sat down, and her buttocks hadn't warmed up yet, when she felt that someone was sitting in the empty seat next to her. She turned her head subconsciously, but was a little surprised to find that the person sitting next to her was the one she had just seen. Mr. Long Legs.

Yisu was still thinking, they were really a coincidence, because along the way, the brunette found (from what she saw) so many cosplayers, besides herself, just now The long-legged gentleman I saw was cosplaying the evil god Loki.

And Empire State University is so big and holds so many activities and games, but they just met here again, isn't it just a coincidence?

The black-haired girl was about to look away, even though it was a coincidence, but after all, the two were still strangers, but Yisu didn't expect that before she could look back, the other party would treat her friendly A smile appeared.

Seeing this, Yisu turned his head back in embarrassment, and after smiling at the long-legged gentleman, he took the lead in saying hello to him: "Hello."

"Hello."

When Loki saw the smile on Yisu's face, those gray-green eyes flashed quietly, and seeing that she had no doubt that the meeting between the two of them was on purpose, the smile on his face became more innocent. up.

That's right, in fact, what Yisu thought was a coincidence was just his deliberate design.

Loki originally set foot on the earth again for the great cause that had not been completed last time - conquering the earth. As a result, before he had time to do something, he met Yisu.

To be honest, Loki didn't know Ys. When he saw her for the first time, he only paid attention to her because she was cosplaying him in his costume.

As an arrogant and conceited god, Loki certainly couldn't understand Ys cosplaying him like that, even though she wasn't him, but he still felt that she was destroying his image.

Loki was naturally displeased about this, but this displeasure turned into surprise after seeing Ysu's face.

As I said before, Loki doesn't know Ys, but he knows Ys's face, or to be more precise, he knows the owner of that face similar to Ys.

Because of this, Loki chose to hold back his eagerness to do something for the time being, and contact Yisu first.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​playing 'Cthulhu'?"

Loki looked at Ysu, those green eyes didn't look evil after restraining all the real emotions, but they were extremely beautiful, he said, "The people I saw along the way are basically playing those superhero."

When it comes to "superheroes," Loki restrains himself from sounding sarcasm.

In fact, the reason why Rocky chose to come to Empire State University to do things today is very simple——

When he was walking on the road, he met a large group of "superheroes" who were going to participate in the cosplay event and had already changed their costumes. Like Yisu, they didn't know that the man in front of them was the real Loki, and they thought He, like them, went to cosplay events at Empire State University.

Seeing him walking in the opposite direction of Empire State University, they thought he didn't know the address, so they warmly invited him to go with them.

Loki: "..."

It's not that he's here to make trouble.

Simply invited by others.

Those enthusiastic college students: "...???"

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

"hiahia~"

Hearing what Loki said, Yisu couldn't help laughing, and she said, "Aren't you also cosplaying the evil god?"

Hearing what Yisu said, Loki, who knew she didn't recognize him, wasn't surprised. He said, "I do it because I like it, what about you? Is it also because I like it?"

"Uh."

Hearing what Loki said, Yisu wondered if she would be a little embarrassed if she said no?After thinking about it, the black-haired girl said, "It's okay, actually, it's mainly because of keeping warm."

Loki didn't expect to get this answer at all: "...???"

"Look, with the cloak blocking me, I can put several warm babies on it."

As he spoke, Yisu lifted up his cloak, allowing Loki to see the warm baby on his shoulders, back and waist.

Loki: "..."

No wonder she looks like a ball (not) anymore.

"correct."

Since there were only two of them "Rocky" at the scene, and they were so destined, and the point was that he was still so handsome, so Yisu took out a few unused warm babies from his pocket and handed them to Rocky. Said, "Do you want to try it? It's super warm after sticking it on, and you don't have to worry about getting cold legs."

Loki Frost Giants Lawfison: "...???"

God damn old cold legs.

The author has something to say:

Hahahahahahaha According to Jimei's attributes, how many warm babies does he have to post so that he won't get old cold legs?