[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Chapter 69 Sex Transformation "Little Rocky"

Is it worse for Deadpool to fight Wolverine and destroy "my Chinese restaurant", or is it worse for her to be dominated by Deadpool?

After Yisu seriously considered this issue, she felt that it was worse for her to be dominated by Deadpool.

After all, if he really had a fight with Logan and ruined "My Chinese Restaurant" by the way, then she would lose a little money at most, which would be better than losing her spirit.

more importantly!

If Deadpool really (along with Wolverine) ruined "My Chinese Restaurant", she can logically take off with him!Leave!father!female!close!Tie!up!

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

and many more.

Yisu, who found that something was wrong, suddenly pondered for a while, and then found out with great pain——

she was.

It's like being completely brainwashed by Deadpool.

Yisu looked hopeless: "..."

She and Deadpool are not a father-daughter relationship, so why do they need to break away?

Yisu felt that if she continues to develop according to this situation, she may not be far from the day when she thinks that Deadpool is her real father, because when he calls her a good girl, sometimes she will be in a trance. Answer him.

For example, now—

Deadpool said: "Good girl, Dad has something to go out, don't worry about me, Dad will definitely be back soon."

"Oh."

Seeing Deadpool's energetic appearance all the time, Yisu who just woke up was still a little dazed, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Where are you going, Dad?"

As soon as the words fell, the black-haired girl felt a rumbling thunder strike directly on her head, which was a little dazed, and instantly woke her up.

Help!

What did she call Deadpool just now?

"Dad, dear girl, you just called me dad!"

When Deadpool, who was about to go out, heard what Ysu called him, he was so excited that he bounced to her side. He put his hands on her shoulders, and the cosplay master roared to Ysu, "Good girl, you finally Are you willing to open your heart and admit that Dad is your dad!? Girl, do you know how excited and happy Dad is now!? Girl, do you know that Dad is so excited that he wants to take you to the Avengers Building to play disco!?… ..."

Ysu: "..."

She doesn't know anything.

She only knew that if he continued to shake her, she would fall apart!

"Wade."

Isuka, who was shaken by Deadpool so that his whole body was in a trance, caught his rhythm, and hurriedly said before he could speak again, "I just didn't wake up just now."

So don't be excited, don't be happy, don't be so excited that you want to take her to the Avengers Building for disco, she still wants to live well.

"My God!"

Originally, Yisu said this to let Deadpool stop thinking too much, but who knew that after hearing what she said, he was obviously more excited and happy, "It's because you didn't wake up, my good girl It can further prove that this sentence dad is completely from your heart!"

Ysu: "..."

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

"Oh my god, the good girl's father is really moved by his wife!"

Deadpool didn't get Yisu's three consecutive denials and stubbornly believed that his good girl was actually a person with integrity. Because of this, it was hard for him to restrain his surging emotions because of her. .

Deadpool said sonorously: "Don't worry, good girl! No one can take away my title of 'Papa Yisu'! If anyone is so eager to try it! Unless he steps on my corpse past!"

As he said that, Deadpool let go of Yisu, then took a few steps back, and pulled out the long knife behind his back with two swipes. After two vigorous swipes, he said, "Of course, I don't mind cutting him into slices either! Anyway, according to the normal plot, he has sliced ​​himself now, and Dad is just breaking the plot back."

Yisu, who couldn't understand what Deadpool was saying at all: "...???"

She can be sure.

The fourth dimensional wall he broke was definitely not the same as hers.

After Deadpool took back the long knife, (although he could still feel him through the mask) he looked at Yisu firmly, and he said: "My dear girl, you wait for daddy obediently, when daddy completes a comparable rescue. After the great mission of the world, we father and daughter can live happily ever after."

As he said that, Deadpool took two steps forward and pulled Yisu into his arms. After giving her a hug of love firmly, seeing her eye sockets moisten, he was filled with reluctance for a while. Both She and the loving father were completely hooked by Yisu.

In fact, it was just Yisu who was hit by Deadpool and had chest pain: "...???"

What happened to him?

Deadpool didn't know the truth behind Yisu's eye sockets getting wet all of a sudden, anyway, he felt that his fighting spirit was aroused by her tears——

Let's fight!

Wade Wilson!

Just like a real dad!

That's right, Deadpool already knows that Yisu's father is someone else, but it doesn't matter, he believes that he will be able to "Ysu's father" sooner or later by relying on his own charm (heart) power (machine). "This title is solid!

Yisu didn't know what Deadpool was going to do to protect the title of "Ysu's father". After he left, she glanced at the time and found that it would be a while before Peter came to pick her up, so she brushed her teeth and washed her face I got into the kitchen first and started making today's breakfast——

Hot Noodles with Sesame Paste.

After Yisu poured out some peanuts, he stirred them evenly with a small amount of oil, and then put them directly into the microwave oven to "ding" to heat them up. Then he took out the chives and spicy radishes, chopped them into small pieces, and put them aside for later use.

When these things were ready, Yisu began to adjust the sesame sauce. There is a saying like this——

If bean paste is the soul of Sichuan cuisine, then sesame paste is the soul of hot dry noodles.

From this we can see how important sesame paste is to hot and dry noodles. Of course, Yisu will not deal with it casually. After all, whether a bowl of hot and dry noodles is delicious or not is almost the key point.

Regardless of whether it’s from a sesame oil workshop or sold on the market, all sesame paste has to go through a process before being used to mix noodles, that is——澥.

The so-called 澥 refers to diluting the originally viscous sesame paste with water. After Yisu poured a cup of warm water, he poured it into a bowl with a certain amount of sesame paste and began to stir in the same direction.

The whole process requires adding water and stirring, adding water and stirring again, and repeating this many times until the thick sesame paste is melted into a satin-like smooth sesame paste that drips when scooped up, and then an appropriate amount of salt and sugar are added to fully Stir well, then pour in sesame oil and sesame paste and mix well, this process is completely completed.

Of course, in addition to the aroma of sesame sauce, the hot dry noodles also taste spicy, so in addition, Yisu has to prepare the mixed sauce and take it out in advance and mix it with chili and various ingredients. Deep-fried chili peppers.

After everything was ready, the brunette girl took out the refrigerated lye noodles made in advance from the refrigerator, and when she was about to cook them in the pot, the doorbell rang.

While wiping the water from his hands with a towel, Yisu raised his foot and beat him outside. When he saw Peter standing outside through the cat's eyes, he smiled and opened the door for him immediately: "Hi, Peter, good morning."

Seeing the bright smile on the brunette's face, Peter felt that he was immediately infected by her. He smiled and said, "Good morning, Ys."

As he said that, noticing that Yisu hadn't changed his clothes yet, his expression suddenly became a little embarrassed, and he said, "Uh, sorry, did I come too early? Or is my time running fast?"

Although Peter and Ys are not in a relationship of boyfriend and girlfriend, but as a boy with a single mother and child, his nervousness and inexplicable excitement about the fact that he is going to pick up Ys and go to the event together can be dated after rounding off. It means that most people are about to get married.

Probably because it was the first time, Peter always felt that the time passed slowly, as if every minute and every second could be compared to the days and years, and finally waited until the time to go out, but because of the madness all the way, he found him when he arrived. It's still early.

Peter didn't ring the doorbell of Ysu's house until he helped three old grandmas cross the road, resolved a dispute between a cat and a dog, and performed somersaults for a child.

But who knew he came early orz

"No, no, you came just in time."

Yisu accepted Peter in with a smile. When she noticed the expression on his face, she changed the subject with a smile. She asked, "Peter, have you had breakfast?"

Hearing Yisu's question, Peter's eyes lit up as if he had understood her subtext, and he quickly said, "No."

"you sure?"

Yisu smiled and glanced at Peter. She remembered that he said that his Aunt Mei liked to make desserts, and his breakfast was almost all made of plums.

Hearing Ysu's rhetorical question and meeting her playful eyes, Peter's cheeks flushed a little, he scratched his head embarrassedly, and said honestly: "Well, Mei made me sandwiches and cookies today , I ate them all."

As a developing boy, coupled with his another layer of identity - the amount of exercise required by Spider-Man, Peter's appetite is much larger than that of ordinary boys of the same age.

So he said to Ysu very honestly, "But I think I can eat a little more."

Ok.

Maybe more than a little.

Hearing Peter's words, Yisu couldn't help laughing, and she said, "I think so too, so I prepared your share."

With that said, the black-haired girl walked into the kitchen, and continued with what she had just done. Put the lye noodles into the boiling pot, and the whole process from putting the noodles in the pot to taking them out took about 20 seconds.

"Is this familiar?"

When Peter saw Yisu scoop up the noodles and put them into a bowl, he couldn't help but curiously said, "I thought it had to be cooked for a few minutes."

"It's pre-cooked."

Yisu answered Peter while pouring the sesame sauce on the noodles, and she said, "The noodles are already seven times ripe, so it doesn't take too much time to cook them, otherwise, if the noodles are too soft, they won't taste authentic. gone."

While talking, the brunette girl spread the prepared spicy diced radish, diced shallots and "ding" peanuts on top of the noodles, then poured in spicy oil and mixed sauce, a bowl of fragrant hot dry You're done.

"Let me do it."

Seeing this, Peter hurried forward to pick up two bowls of hot and dry noodles. Yisu didn't argue with him, and walked out with him with two pairs of chopsticks.

"You stir it up yourself and start eating."

Yisu sat opposite Peter, handed him a pair of chopsticks in his hand, and started to move.

"Thank you."

As Peter took the chopsticks, he lowered his head and smelled the bright yellow and oily hot dry noodles, and immediately felt that his sense of smell was occupied by a thick and fragrant sauce.

He couldn't wait to stir it evenly, and then took a chopstick to his mouth. Although the hot dry noodles didn't have soup and water like other soup noodles, they didn't feel dry at all.

After stirring evenly, it seems that each noodle is covered with the aroma of sesame paste, the freshness of the mixed sauce, and the spiciness of the spicy oil. When you eat it, these three flavors are perfectly intertwined and blend together. Combined into an irresistible delicacy.

In addition, the deliciousness of the noodles is also amazing. The slender and smooth noodles taste very chewy. The springy and refreshing taste is combined with the crispy peanuts and refreshing spicy radish, which makes people want to eat it.

After a bowl of hot and dry noodles, Peter felt that he was not only satisfied with his stomach, but also his sense of sight, smell and taste. Who made such a bowl of hot and dry noodles satisfy all the requirements of diners?

"Ysu, you are really amazing."

Peter felt that every time he ate the Chinese food made by Ysu, he would be so amazed by her that he wished to send it to his knees. He said, "How can I make such delicious Chinese food like you did? ?”

Since Peter took Mei to "My Chinese Restaurant", Mei has been completely conquered by Chinese food. As long as she has time, she starts to delve into various Chinese delicacies. As two aunts and nephews who depend on each other, Peter naturally becomes Mei's taster.

Oh.

The easy-to-understand term is a guinea pig.

In fact, the Chinese food made by Mei is not that bad, but considering that Peter has already eaten the Chinese food made by Yisu, so every time he (stomach) receives [-] critical points from Mei, he can still eat it in Yisu. Sue finds the consolation of love here.

"I've been asked that question a lot."

When Yisu heard Peter's words, she couldn't help laughing, she stared at him with her black eyes full of smiles, and said, "But I don't think you want to hear the answer I said? "

"Why, why?"

Peter felt that his face was a little hot under Ysu's gaze. It had nothing to do with it. It was just that the number of times he interacted with girls of the same age was so infrequent that every time he was watched by Ysu with such a smile, he always It is unavoidable to be shy.

"Simple, because my answer is of absolutely no help to you who asked me this question."

Yisu shrugged at Peter, and then said, "It's really important to work hard the day after tomorrow, but if I can't stand it, I'm born to cook delicious food."

Peter clearly heard the complacent tone from Ysu's words, but she showed an extremely innocent expression, as if she was saying——

I'm just so awesome, I don't want to~

It's impossible to hate at all.

After breakfast was settled, Ys and Peter worked together, one went upstairs to change clothes, and the other put the dishes in the dishwasher for cleaning, so when they arrived at Empire State University, the time was just right.

Because Empire State University held a cosplay event today, you can see all kinds of high imitation or copycat superheroes everywhere, among which Iron Man and Captain America in the Avengers are the most popular.

Because among the ten people that Ys and Peter met, seven of them were either cos Captain America or cos Iron Man.

Of course, one of the big reasons is because this is New York, so they have more contact with the superheroes of the Avengers, so it is no wonder that the popularity of Iron Man at Empire State University is obviously higher than that of Batman.

"Mr. Tony Stark would be very happy to be here."

The same sentence was uttered from the mouths of both Yisu and Peter. After the two voices fell one after the other, they looked at each other.

Peter quickly said, "Uh, I mean Mr. Stark will be very happy to see so many people like him."

Yisu echoed, "That's what I mean too." No wonder.

If Tony saw it, obviously the happiest reason was that he crushed Batman in popularity.

While the two were talking, they saw Thompson and Ned, who had already arrived, walking towards them. Seeing that both of them were wearing Spider-Man costumes, Yisu smiled and said to Peter: "I I think Spider-Man is quite popular, what do you think? Peter."

Hearing what the black-haired girl said, Peter wanted to hold back his laughter, but his brown eyes had long been stained with a pleasant smile, and he pretended to be calm and said: "Maybe? I heard that he is really popular. of."

Peter's words made Yisu couldn't help but want to laugh, she said: "Yes, he is very cute, isn't he?"

Peter: "..."

No, no.

Obviously very handsome.

However, before he could say anything for Spider-Man, Ned and Thompson walked up to them, greeted them and said, "You guys are here, Ys, this is your costume."

Hearing this, Yisu glanced at the costume handed to him, and his eyes lit up for a moment: "Is it Loki's? So I want to cosplay the evil god?"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Thompson and the others to answer, Yisu said, "It looks very warm."

Although today's weather is not as cold as the previous few days, for Yisu, if she is allowed to hang out in tight uniforms of Captain America/Spiderman/Hawkeye/Ant-Man/Falcon... in such weather... …

Ysu: "..."

Sorry.

Even if you really love her, you can't do it.

Hearing Ysu's words, Peter and the others couldn't help laughing, especially Thompson and Ned. When they went to get Ysu's cosplay costumes ahead of time, they met several girls who were fighting for those who were disliked by Ysu. tight uniform.

Especially Captain America and Spider-Man, it has nothing to do with popularity, just because these two uniforms show their figure very well, and it is easy to become the temptation of uniforms if you are not careful.

But that was someone else, Yisu said that he was different from those flirtatious people.

As a clear stream who wants temperature but not grace, she has already prepared before coming today. If she is so unlucky (...) to cos Captain America and other superheroes who need to wear tight uniforms, then Nuan Bao It can come in handy.

what?

You said it would be strange to use a baby warmer in such a tight-fitting uniform?

……

……

……

Regardless of.

Anyway, when the mask is put on, who will know who she is?

Fortunately, the character she needs to cosplay now is a sex-transformed version of Loki, who not only wears a lot of clothes, but also can stick them!warm!precious!precious!Simply awesome.

Holding the clothes, Yisu happily said to Peter and the others, "Then shall I go change first?"

"Ah."

Peter nodded, because there were a lot of people participating in this cosplay event, in order to avoid any peeping incidents, the places where boys and girls changed clothes were a little far apart.

So after answering, he said again, "Then we will gather here after changing clothes later?"

"no problem."

Yisu gave an OK gesture to Peter, and walked towards the changing place for girls with the uniform in his arms.

Originally, Yisu thought that only Peter and his club were engaged in sexually transformed Avengers, but he didn't expect that along the way, there were quite a few superheroes who saw sexually transformed versions.

But to be reasonable...

Yisu glanced at those sex-transformed "Captain America" ​​and "Superman", and suddenly felt that they were not as chesty, waisted, and long-legged as the real Captain America and the real Superman.

I won't talk about Superman, but she has personally verified Captain America's breasts, and Dcup definitely didn't discuss it.

As for the sex-transformed "Captain America" ​​she saw now, Ccup is the most turbulent one. Of course, Yisu has no right to dislike it. Who told her not to have Ccup?

So fortunately she wants to cosplay the evil god Loki, who not only keeps warm, but also can use warm baby, and can also cover up her shortcoming of small breasts.

Uh.

It's just that the antler helmet is a bit heavy.

After changing her clothes, Yisu walked out while holding the helmet on her head. She always felt that if she let go, her whole body would lose her balance.

So the true evil god Loki, who set foot on the earth again and planned to come to Empire State University to do something, saw a "Little Rocky" roll (... ) came to him.

Noticing that a gaze fell on him, "Little Rocky" looked up and saw a tall, handsome and charming "Rocky".

She looked at the other party's long legs that defied the sky, and then looked down at her own... "Little Rocky" was suddenly so sad that he wanted to cry.

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