[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

The reason why Thanos thought that Yisu invited him to dinner was to bribe him. After all, before coming to Yisu and the others, he had met General Deathblade and the others.

To be honest, Thanos knows very well about his five generals of Obsidian that not all of them are as loyal to him as Proxima Centauri, but it doesn't matter.

Because just as they didn't all follow him because they adored him, Thanos didn't use them all because they were loyal.

Regarding the matter of the universe clearing plan, the idea of ​​General Obsidian is in line with Thanos, so Thanos is very relieved to hand over the task to them.

but! Yes!

It never occurred to him that someone would give him a stall just as he was about to kick the door!

and!and!

This person is actually General Death Blade? ? ?

From those three question marks, it is enough to see how surprised Thanos is. After all, unlike other subordinates who followed him, General Deathblade chose to submit to him because of his bloodthirsty nature and in order to be able to fight everywhere.

It is for this reason that Thanos believes that even if General Deathblade's loyalty to him can only be regarded as mediocre, he is absolutely unambiguous in implementing the universe clearance plan.

After all, the execution of the universe clearing plan can be completely equated with his wish, but what about the result?

General Deathblade betrayed him.

And he brought a group of people to stop him from grabbing the last infinite gem.

Thanos: "...!!!"

Didn't he know who the group of people he was leading were his pawns? ?

General Deathblade: "..."

Betrayal of Thanos...

He admits.

Leading someone to stop Thanos...

He also admits.

But don't let him snatch the last Infinity Gem...

He didn't admit it, he was obviously just stopping him from going to trouble with Yisu.

Thanos: "...???"

Is there a difference?

It is precisely because of General Deathblade's betrayal and his actions that seem to be indistinguishable from losing his mind that Thanos took some time to understand the situation, and then...

He knew that General Deathblade betrayed Yisu for a piece of lotus cake.

Thanos: "..."

Let's not talk about how Thanos, who knew the cause and effect, dealt with General Deathblade. Anyway, after hearing what Yisu said now, he subconsciously thought that she wanted to buy him off with a bite.

Thanos admits that the food on the table is really delicious, otherwise he wouldn't just beat up Batboy so casually. After all, he can survive without eating or drinking, but it doesn't mean he has no sense of smell .

As a bloodthirsty and brutal strongest man in the universe, coupled with the fact that he lost everything for the sake of the universe purge plan, one can imagine how many negative emotions Thanos has in his heart.

When he came to Yisu and the others and saw the food on that table with his own eyes, Thanos also admitted that the food not only smelled delicious, but also looked very attractive. Considering how Alida and the others ate, the taste must also be Definitely not going anywhere.

But want to buy him with this?

nonexistent.

For the sake of the universe clearing plan, he has already completed the 99 difficult and difficult steps, and now there is only the last step left. How could Thanos be bought by Yisu and the others for a bite to eat?

"Oh."

What Thanos was thinking, Yisu didn't know at all, but it didn't matter, because what he just said had already shown his attitude, and the brunette girl didn't mean to be angry about it, because she really planned to Use a (mouth) meal (eat) to bribe him.

So after she responded casually, ignoring the expressions of Iron Man and the others who were so painful that they wanted to cut off a piece of their flesh, she reached out and grabbed a braised goose leg and brought it to Thanos. She opened her mouth and asked, "Do you eat this?"

Looking at the stewed goose leg that Yisu sent to him, Thanos had a serious face, which made Captain America and the others couldn't help but grasp the chopsticks in their hands.

They weren't really worried that Thanos wouldn't take this set, after all, if Ys could take him down with Chinese food without a single soldier, then of course it would be the best.

If it doesn't work, then it means that fate should be like this. At worst, they just confront Thanos head-on. Anyway, they will try their best to stop Thanos anyway.

So Captain America and the others are just worried about the safety of Ysu...and the stewed goose leg in her hand.

Ysu: "..."

To be honest, are you worried about her or the stewed goose leg in her hand?

Superheroes: "..."

Emmmm…

Ysu: "..."

Closer to home, Captain America’s worries are not unreasonable, after all, the hard-hearted Thanos was still thinking firmly and resolutely for a second——

Even if Thanos starved to death, if he died outside, he would not eat anything from them if he jumped from here (▼⊿▼)

But the next second—

So fragrant (p≧w≦q)

If it is said that Thanos could bear the smell when he was outside at the beginning, it was because he could only smell but not see; , then it is because his self-esteem as the strongest in the universe does not allow him to lose his composure in front of his opponent.

but! Yes!

Now that he can smell the fragrance and see the food, and the food has been delivered to his mouth, there will be ghosts if Thanos can bear it.

The brownish-yellow skin of the stewed goose leg is so attractive that it is inexplicably seductive just by looking at it. Even though his sanity is still there, Thanos can feel that his hands are no longer under his control.

But at this moment, Thanos doesn't want to be entangled in the fact that he can't control his own hands, because it is better to enjoy the food in his hands than to be entangled in this matter.

Thanos put the stewed goose leg into his mouth, and after taking a bite, he almost tore off the meat of a stewed goose leg, but this is not the point, the point is——

After Thanos just chewed between his teeth, he was completely amazed.

As I said before, Thanos can survive without eating or drinking, so instead of wasting time on eating and drinking, he might as well do more fighting and killing.

For this reason, in terms of eating, being the strongest in the universe cannot conceal the fact that Thanos is a bumpkin who has never seen the world.

then……

thump.

The legs of Thanos who was standing upright in front of Yisu suddenly softened, and he knelt down in front of Yisu uncontrollably.

Ysu: "...???"

and many more.

She made many big shots kneel down.

But will this boss be kneeling too sincerely?

Thanos didn't know what Yisu was thinking, he was immersed in the mouthful of deliciousness, the goose was fully flavored during the marinating process of the lion head goose, so when he chewed in his mouth, the meat that was originally marinated into the goose The flavor in the meat is completely released.

Cinnamon, star anise, rice wine, etc., what are the names of these seasonings, Thanos may not know, but this does not mean that he cannot taste the taste of these seasonings.

These seasonings are all fragrant and have the effect of dispelling fishy and greasy, especially the galangal in it, which has a hint of sweet and sour, a hint of spicy, and the meat of the goose leg is tender, so it makes people feel uncomfortable to eat. Feeling a sense of thickness, it is extremely delicious.

Of course, there are two standard ingredients to eat with Chaoshan braised goose, that is, coriander and garlic vinegar. These two standard ingredients, the former can enhance the flavor of the goose, while the latter can make the goose more full. , not only will it not be greasy to eat, but it will have an endless aftertaste.

Thanos only felt the strength that supported him to continue standing and walking, as if being invisibly pulled away by a pair of magical hands. At the moment when he knelt down, his knees hurt, but his The heart is more relaxed than ever.

Some people say that stupid people have stupid blessings. In fact, this is true. After all, the more you know, the more troubles you will have. However, Thanos, who is the eternal family, cannot refuse or stop all of this.

Just like some things, others need to observe, think, and check the data to know, but Thanos knows it naturally.

But at this moment, all death and melancholy are far away from him, and Thanos just feels like he is in the utopia built by delicious Chinese food.

……

what?

Didn't Thanos just say that it was too naive for Ysu to bribe him just for a meal?

……

……

……

I'm not.

I do not have.

Don't talk nonsense.

Thanos, who sat cross-legged on the ground and eating with a group of superheroes in total disregard of his image, said that he was the naive one.

Clear what universe?

What Infinity Stones did you collect?

If you have this spare time, you might as well sit down and have a good meal! ?