[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

Although it is said that Iron Man and the others are willing to wait for the x6 Thanos to invade the earth, it is obvious——

Thanos is not willing to let them do so.

After all, it's getting cold, and it's time to collect the last Infinity Stone to bankrupt the earth (universe) (universe) (...).

Although according to the normal rhythm, the speed of Thanos' invasion of the earth is really too slow, because from the time when General Deathblade eats a piece of lotus cake, he directly eats the retreat to the time when Thanos comes to Earth to snatch the last infinite gem. During this time, a lot of things have happened.

Yisu figured out the reason why he traveled through time, and Alida and the others, Captain America and the others knew each other, and the Chinese food they cooked made them all kneel down.

Just say the Wayne kids.

In the beginning, Bruce just sent his youngest son across dimensions to save the scene, but Damian was caught off guard by the Chinese food made by Ys...

thump.

Kneeled one.

Without Bruce's knowledge, the third son was sent by him to pick up Damian's class and continue to help him save the field. As a result, Tim was caught off guard by the Chinese food made by Ysu...

thump.

Another kneel down.

After losing two sons one after another, Bruce still didn't know about it. He sent the remaining two sons—Dick Grayson and Jason Todd—to pick up Tim and Damian's class and continue to help him save the scene. As a result, the eldest son and the second son were caught off guard by Yisu's Chinese food...

thump.

thump.

One by one they knelt down.

Alida: "..."

After confirming the eyes, Bruce's sons are all from other people's families.

Closer to home, Bruce doesn’t send a child to the rescue every minute or every hour. After all, if this speed is really to be followed, then there are not enough Wayne children for him to squander (…) okay? ?

But even if a child is sent over every other day, it has been a few days. This time is really a delay for Thanos who owns the Rubik's Cube and can come to the earth from the planet Titan in a few seconds. It has to be long enough.

However, for Iron Man and the others, this is really too fast, okay?

They haven't eaten all the eight major Chinese cuisines, and they haven't eaten all the things that fly in the sky, those that run on the ground and those that swim in the water. They haven't had time to feel the happiness of each meal being different.

Knot!fruit!

Thanos is coming!

and!and!

It was still in time for them to eat!

Superheroes: "...!!!"

My day ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

After these superheroes knew the news that Thanos had arrived in Wakanda, they were completely full of foul language when they saw the table full of food in front of them.

Others said that they didn't read the almanac when they went out, but Thanos came by such a coincidence, so he went out to read the almanac, right?

If Thanos didn't come over at the meal time, then the local superheroes like Iron Man and the others would be the only ones who are irritable. After all, the arrival of Thanos almost indicates that they won't have the chance to eat the Chinese food made by Ys after they finish fighting the monsters. up.

Oh.

If Yisu had softened his heart, he would still cook a table full of delicacies for them before leaving.

Can!Yes!

Thanos came during the meal time! ! !

Not to mention the Winter Soldier and others, even Alida and the others, who are not local superheroes, are also irritable. This is a fucking human thing! ?

what?

You said that the Chinese food made by Yisu has the magic power to maintain the taste even if it is cold, so it’s okay for them to deal with business first and then come to eat?

……

……

……

Is this the fucking problem?

A group of superheroes said that the problem now is-

Facing such a table of delicacies, who would be willing to face the purple sweet potato essence of Thanos?

"...cough cough."

Ysu couldn't help laughing when Captain America and the others looked serious after hearing the news that Thanos had arrived in Wakanda but were reluctant to put down the chopsticks in their hands, especially the Winter Soldier, whose unhappy face came online again, Against his round face, he is really fierce and cute.

It’s just that Yisu wanted to laugh, not because she wanted to see Iron Man and their jokes, but in the original world, after going through various scenes where superheroes and supervillains shared a table for dinner, she was thinking——

If one day the superhero needs to save the world while eating in "My Chinese Restaurant", will they continue to eat?Or to save the world?

Logically speaking, Yisu shouldn't doubt their integrity as a superhero, but...

Think about delivering food to Thanos.

Think of takeaways that were eaten before they even made it to Earth.

Think about the fact that Tony rolled up his sleeves and was going to confront Thanos head-on after knowing that Thanos was round.

……

All these incidents made Yisu have to doubt their integrity as superheroes.

However, what happened in Yisu's original world was not as dramatic as the scene in front of him. Thanos actually came to invade the earth while Captain America and the others were eating.

Ysu: "..."

It just happened to be a coincidence, and there was no one else.

In the original world, Tony and the others knew that they could not resist the temptation of delicious food, so they resisted and hid behind the surveillance, but now Iron Man and others are different——

Food is ready.

It's all in front of them.

The difficulty of this kind of test is like jumping from Easy mode to Hell mode all at once, okay?

But whether it’s Easy mode or Hell mode, since Thanos has come to Wakanda, they can’t really treat it like nothing happened. After all, Wakanda is not only theirs.

So, as the only sane person in the audience, Yisu felt that it was necessary for her to remind other superheroes who had lost their minds——

Don't eat it!

Come to work!

"Should I go?"

Oh, I forgot, Ys wasn’t the only sane person in the room, he should be the only one, because as a robot, Vision, like Jarvis, was completely immune to Ys’s Chinese food Function.

So seeing that Iron Man and the others were unwilling to put down the chopsticks in their hands, Vision stood up.

If it's going to confront Thanos head-on, no matter how powerful the illusion is, one person can't do much, but he is not going to fight Thanos at this moment, but just invite him over.

After all, they have already made a plan to deal with Thanos since they have seen the magic of the Chinese food made by Yisu and know that she has the experience of pressing Thanos on the ground and rubbing against it——

The Chinese food made with Yisu made him kneel down.

However, as soon as Vision's words fell, Yisu refused, and she said, "You might as well go with me."

Although Yisu is defenseless, but she can't hold back that she doesn't have infinite gems, how is it like a vision?The infinity gems are set on the forehead. Believe it or not, Thanos just took a look at it and picked it up?

"I'll let Batboy go."

Seeing that Yisu was going to get up, Alida held her down with chopsticks in one hand and held her down with the other. After she finished speaking, she didn't even bother to take out the card for a show, so she snapped her fingers, and a miniature version of Batman appeared out of thin air in the blink of an eye. .

After receiving the task Alida gave him, Little Batboy saluted playfully: "I promise to complete the task."

As soon as the words fell, the lively little Bat Boy did a backflip and ran out.

Although it was not the first time for the four Robin birds of the Bat family who ate at the same table to see the little Bat Cub, they had to admit that some people still had an unacceptable feeling no matter how many times they had seen it.

For example, the little bat boy just now, or the little crying bag and the little red hood, or the soft and cute little fourth-generation Robin.

don't blow.

The contrast between the Q version and the prototype is so great that the prototype can't help but want to turn around every time they see them, but...

Red Hood ran, and Little Red Hood cried, holding him tightly and crying.

The rough guy's red hood: "..."

Damian ran away, and the fourth-generation Robin acted like a baby, hugging him hard and acting like a baby.

Damian of Brother Cool: "..."

But then again, it doesn't matter if the cat is black or white, if it catches mice, it is a good cat, no matter how different the Q version's character is from the prototype, but at least their strength can be seen by everyone.

For example, Little Bat Boy, even though his small body in the Q version can’t take advantage of Thanos, he is not timid at all, and he has perfectly completed the task Alida gave him——

Successfully brought Thanos to their dining room.

Yisu had contact with Thanos in the original world, so when she saw Thanos in this world, she was not surprised that this big guy was actually a purple sweet potato essence, but...

The black-haired girl's eyes turned around on Thanos' face, and she didn't know if it was because the Thanos in this world hadn't eaten the Chinese food made by Yisu. She felt that his aura was stronger than the Thanos in the original world. It's much worse.

After all, after the Thanos of the original world had eaten takeaway, his desire to execute the universe purge plan faded a lot. Instead, he was addicted to Chinese food all day long and couldn't extricate himself.

When Baron Mordo approached him, Thanos was so Buddhist.

And now what about the Thanos?Not to mention that he is not a Buddhist at all, even if he is a Buddha, he is probably the type who wins a battle against a Buddha.

And Thanos himself doesn't know how Ys compares him with "he" in another world in his heart. Although the most powerful man in the universe is cruel, he is not so cruel that he will directly strike at a disagreement. Otherwise, Little Bat Boy would not have had the chance to bring him here.

It's just that Thanos never expected that he followed the little Bat Boy, and what greeted him was not a trap or conspiracy of superheroes, but...

They are sitting in rows, having a meal? ? ?

Rao Thanos thought of many reasons why they didn't meet him directly, and didn't even think that it would be such a reason, okay?

"What are you doing?"

I don't know if it's because Thanos knew the reason why villains died because of talking too much since ancient times. Anyway, unlike other coquettish villains, he has always followed through on what he can do and try not to make noise.

In normal times, Thanos would definitely go straight to Vision... the Infinity Stone on his forehead, but now...

Man/woman, you have managed to get my attention.

So it's rare for the current Thanos not to do it directly. He thought, could it be that these superheroes knew that they had no chance of winning, so they simply gave up struggling and killed them after washing their necks?

If that is the case, then they are now...

"Are you having the Last Supper?"

Thanos felt that if that was the case, then he would be kind enough to satisfy them.

In fact, it was the Winter Soldier and others who were eating the last dinner made by Ys: "...!!!"

What nonsense are you talking about?

Just poke at their pain spots!

Believe it or not, they gave up the Huairou (meal) policy on the spot and confronted him!

However, the Winter Soldier and the others lost their minds, but Yisu didn't. Seeing that they were so angry because of Thanos' words that they were eating vegetables and opening the rice (Alida and others: ...seriously suspect that they were angry on purpose), she quickly opened her mouth Said: "We are eating, do you want to come together?"

You must know that the purpose of the Thanos of the original world to come to Earth was not to snatch the last two Infinity Gems, but simply to try her handicraft, but the Thanos of this world is not the case. Is he really? He just came to Earth to snatch the last an infinity gem.

So in comparison, Thanos in this world is much more difficult to deal with.

like now-

It turns out that when the Thanos of the world heard her asking this question, he would definitely say yes, but when the Thanos of this world heard her asking this question, he said directly——

"Are you planning to bribe me with a meal?"

Thanos glanced at Yisu, and said, "If this is really the case, then you are too naive."