[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

All diners who have been to "My Chinese Restaurant" know one thing, that is——

"My Chinese Restaurant" is a magical place.

For example, Bruce and Tony, who are at odds with the local tyrants, actually saw each other after eating here and entering the after-dinner sage time (... bah), or for example, the senior fan of Captain America After taking a bite of Chinese food, Coulson was able to do things like self-defeating.

Another example is Harley, the clown girl who is obsessed with clowns and slams into the wall for clowns. After eating, she kicks her ex-clown in the crotch. It turned out to be the S.H.I.E.L.D./Hydra that blew itself up for one bite.

And another example is the current Earth Thanos team.

Although there are superheroes and supervillains among them, in order to protect the earth in the face of the great (destruction) enemy (hegemony), they chose to abandon their previous suspicions and work together.

This can be said to be the cooperation between the most superheroes and the most supervillains over the years, and there really hasn't been any betrayal or pig teammates holding back.

however……

Obviously they were still working hard to protect the earth in the last second, but in the next second they aimed their weapons at Thanos.

"Wait! Calm down!"

Yisu hurriedly uttered a voice to stop them, the members of the Earth Thanos squad who were not calm. To be honest, they were not the first to show their weapons in "My Chinese Restaurant". "My Chinese restaurant" is an unwritten rule, so logically speaking, there is no need for Yisu to worry.

But I have to say——

The posture of a group of superheroes and supervillains changing their outfits with one button and showing off their weapons at the same time is indeed a bit amazing.

So Yisu had to stop it, and she said, "I just saved the universe with Chinese food, can you let me be a superhero for a while?"

Because the process of delivering food to Thanos was so bumpy that Yisu kept wondering if he was born without the life to save the world.

Until Thanos knelt in front of her Chinese food...

Until she managed to get the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos...

To be honest, Yisu was still a little excited. After all, starting today, she could refresh her record of "the most amazing thing she has ever done in her life".

You must know that before today, Yisu's record was still on the fact that she broke the dimensional wall. After today, she can proudly say that she is also the one who saved the universe.

Knot!fruit!

Yisu, who has just successfully saved the universe without a single soldier, has not had time to take out her spoils (Infinity Gauntlets, Infinity Gems, and the Scepter of the Court of Life), so that Kube and the others can praise her well She, she is going to refresh her record of "the most awesome thing I have ever done in my life" in the blink of an eye——

Successfully set off a new round of earth crisis.

"Honey, it's not that we are not calm, we just want Thanos and Mordo to calm down."

Tony, wearing a steel suit, aimed the arc pulse cannon in his palm at Thanos and Baron Mordo, but when he was talking to Yisu, he still turned his head to look at her, and he said, "After all, since Thanos has come to Earth , then we have to let him know that there is no good end for people who eat alone."

special!Don't!yes!exist! "! Me! Of! Chinese! Food! Restaurant!"!

"As for Modu, who is originally a native of Earth, we don't mind letting him take a shift to make up for it."

One must know that as arrogant as Tony, even if he came to "My Chinese Restaurant" he would not be able to do such an outrageous thing as Bao Yuan.

of course.

It's also very likely because he was worried that he really did this, and then he was slapped in the face by Ysu orz

You must know that although Yisu Tian can sweeten people's hearts, her sweetness does not prevent her from slapping people in the face.

For Tony's words, it was rare to get the unanimous approval of the other Avengers, as well as the discordant Bruce, Magneto and others.

They feel that in view of Thanos and Baron Mordo's ignorant behavior, it is necessary for them, as the predecessors of "My Chinese Restaurant", to teach them a little bit about how to behave in "My Chinese Restaurant".

what?

You said that Thanos and Baron Mordo were allowed by Yisu, so why beat them?

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Oh.

The members of the Thanos Squad who had never received Yisu's "eccentric" permission to Baoyuan were simply indifferent, and it was because of this that they wanted to kill them all the more!

Hearing what Tony and the others said, Thanos' gaze finally shifted from the Chinese food on the table to them. Even though he was surrounded by the Earth Thanos team at this time, his expression did not change in any way.

He snorted softly, and then asked, "What do we have to do?"

Hearing Thanos' words, Tony and the others did not answer, but silently pushed Gamora Thanos' adopted daughter and favorite daughter Titan to the front in their crowd.

Thanos: "..."

Who said that the style of superheroes on earth is particularly pure and unaffected! ?

Thanos, who didn't expect Tony and others to operate like this, glanced at Gamora who was pushed to the front by them. He admitted that this was indeed his favorite daughter, otherwise he wouldn't have betrayed him in Gamora After that, not only was he not angry, but he was waiting for her to come back to inherit his throne.

and so……

Thanos, who slowly raised his head, slowly moved his eyes away from Gamora, and after his favorite daughter Gamora dropped out of his sight, he said: "Since there is nothing relationship, so what’s the problem if I eat alone?”

Tony and others: "...???"

There is also such a forced blind operation! ?

Gamora: "...!!!"

Is her favorite position in Thanos' heart lost? ?

It was completely unexpected that the dignified Thanos would do such a coercive (self-deceiving) eye (deceiving) blind (human) coquettish operation. Everyone in the Earth Thanos team was stunned for a moment, and after reacting, Natasha said: "Of course there is a problem. At least people who came to Earth to snatch the remaining two Infinity Stones are not eligible to eat alone at 'My Chinese Restaurant'."

Saying that, Natasha looked at Yisu, and she smiled at her with her lips hooked, "You mean it? Yisu."

When he heard Natasha's words at the beginning, Thanos didn't have much reaction, because Yisu knew about his universe clearing plan before that, so he didn't think Natasha brought it up again at this time will play any role.

Until he saw the change in Ysu's face, the members of the Earth Thanos team around Natasha looked at him with gloating eyes, and...

Baron Mordo, who was sitting at the table next to him (not allowed to touch the light), also changed his face because he remembered something, and Thanos realized something was wrong.

"Natasha, you are right."

As Thanos said, Ysu did know about his space clearing plan a long time ago. If what Natasha said was—at least the person who came to Earth to carry out the space clearing plan—then she might be because of Successfully saved the universe and ignored something.

but! Yes!

Natasha had already said clearly——

At least they came to Earth to snatch the leftovers!Down!of!two!Pieces!none!limit!precious!stone!people.

Now there are two Infinity Stones left on the earth, one acts as a night light in her room, and the other is her mother——

Cosmic Rubik's Cube itself.

Think about what happened to the two people who said they wanted to crush her mother to get the rough stone last time - Ebony Maw and General Deathblade.

He was directly blacklisted by Yi Su in "My Chinese Restaurant".

So Thanos, who also came to crush Kube to get the original stone, also wanted to make a round at "My Chinese Restaurant"?

It would be kind to him not to blacklist him from "My Chinese Restaurant".

And Baron Modo is obviously aware of this, although he didn't know what the follow-up situation would be after being knocked down by Ebony Maw and General Deathblade before, but don't forget, Ebony Maw and General Deathblade were trying to make up for it. To make atonement for one's crime is the one who hunts him down all over the universe.

Otherwise, when he was persuading (coaxing) Thanos to come to Earth, he wouldn't have deliberately used Ebony Maw and General Deathblade as an excuse.

Although they did betray Thanos, part of the reason was indeed because he wanted to use Thanos' hand to avenge him back.

and so……

A little square.

"I feel so too."

Compared to the panicked Baron Mordo, Thanos is as stable as a dog, especially after hearing the deeds of Ebony Maw and General Deathblade given to him by the "kind" members of the Earth Thanos Squad. , His heart that was still a little hanging suddenly fell to the ground.

Meeting their curious gazes, Thanos said calmly, "So this time I have no intention of coming to Earth to snatch the remaining two Infinity Gems, isn't it natural for me to eat alone?"

"fundamental!?"

"No plan!?"

Hearing Thanos' words, Barry and the others looked at each other, and found a trace of surprise in each other's eyes. On the other hand, Baron Mordo, who had experienced Ebony Maw and General Deathblade's forcible whitewashing, understood immediately when he heard the words it's -

Thanos intends to use the same routine as the two of them, right?

Thinking of this, Baron Mordo immediately felt relieved. When he was about to agree with Thanos, he realized that he was relieved too early.

Because Thanos chose to use the same routine as Ebony Throat and General Deathblade, so besides forcibly washing white, how could he not forcibly dump the blame?

"of course."

Thanos said, "The person who intends to come to Earth to snatch the remaining two Infinity Stones is obviously Karl Modu, and I'm just here for a meal."

Baron Mordo: "...!!!"

Wow.

Do all your alien villains have this virtue! ?

Baron Mordo, who was caught off guard by Thanos forcibly, was so dazed that when Diana took out the mantra lasso, Baron Mordo, who had been given the same routine twice, was the most active in putting it on him.

then……

Thanos really came to Earth for a meal.

Baron Mordo: "...???"

This unscientific!

In fact, not to mention Baron Mordo, even the members of the Earth Thanos team were not happy. Originally, they planned to use this incident to get Yisu to disqualify Thanos from "My Chinese Restaurant".

Baron Mordo, who couldn't believe it at all, muttered to himself: "Could it be that Thanos, you really plan to try the Chinese food that can turn Ebony Maw and Deathblade back?"

Thanos who heard Baron Mordo's words completely forgot that he was caught by the lasso of truth, and he accidentally revealed the truth to Tulu.

He said, "No, I'm here to prove that Yi Su's Chinese food is simply spicy chicken!"

Thanos: "...!!!"

and many more!

that……

Can he go back in time to the Eye of Agamotto! ?