[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

As the most powerful person in the universe who can live forever, Thanos has many goals in his life. I won’t talk about the previous ones. Director of the National Family Planning Commission (…).

In order to accomplish this goal, he fought everywhere, even if he was misunderstood, resented and criticized by others, he still walked on this road without hesitation.

Until he ate the Chinese food made by Yisu...

The savory and attractive stewed fish in sauce is paired with hot white rice. It tastes like a happy taste. The combination of pepper, white wine, aniseed, onion, ginger, garlic, etc. locked in the fish is a little eye-catching. The soy sauce makes the fish taste even better.

There is also the minced pork with garlic, which is made of pork belly and minced garlic. Before you eat this Sichuan dish, you only need to mix it with chopsticks, and the aroma of soy sauce, chili oil and garlic will follow The hot air completely invades the diners' sense of smell.

The original meaty pork belly is easy to taste heavy and fatty, but it is paired with garlic, which is known as natural MSG. After the combination of the two, it not only relieves the greasy but also stimulates the appetite. It can be regarded as the best. A good side dish.

Before that, there is the fish-flavored eggplant sticks that have no trace of meat but are more fragrant than meat. The fish-flavored eggplant sticks with a chopstick are placed on the white rice, whether it is fried eggplant sticks or coriander, pepper shreds Or sliced ​​carrots and celery, just pour a spoonful of fish-flavored soup on top, and then take a sip...

So, so delicious!

Thanos's expressionless face, which always makes people feel timid, suddenly showed a happy and almost satisfied expression. At this time, he didn't seem to have any evil spirit at all, and the surrounding atmosphere was overwhelmed by "my Chinese restaurant" "After being wrapped in the (peaceful) aura, he looks like a gentle, approachable king who is not at all dangerous.

For the current Thanos——

Cosmic Purge?

nonexistent!

Director of the Universal Family Planning Committee?

Whoever loves to be whoever is!

Thanos, whose previous goal was to fight and kill, after eating the Chinese food made by Yisu, found that he had finally found his ultimate goal in life, which is——

Killing Yu is half as good as eating.

Oh.

The so-called killing half of the universe refers to killing half of the life in the universe.

"...It's the first time I've seen such a Thanos."

After Gamora walked into "My Chinese Restaurant", she couldn't help muttering, the most dangerous woman in the universe trained by Thanos looked at Thanos in front of her at this moment, and she still couldn't compare him with herself. The memory of Thanos is connected.

Gamora has complicated feelings for Thanos. He adopted her, but also slaughtered half of her clan and all her family members; he taught her everything, but made her duel with her sister Nebula every day.

She doesn't want to die.

Nebula didn't want to die either.

So the sisters, who were supposed to be on the united front, turned against each other because of Thanos. Even though they had untied their knots in Yigo's planet and even put aside their previous suspicions and cooperated together, the duel between the two over the years was in Xingyun's heart. The trauma left by Shanghe made them only cooperate for a short time.

But no matter how good or bad Thanos is to her, in Gamora's memory, she has never seen this side of him.

Even though Gamora herself has personally experienced the magical power of Ys's Chinese food, even though she has just witnessed the scene of Thanos kneeling in front of Ys's Chinese food from the surveillance, but...

She still has an unbelievable sense of the absurd.

It's not that she questioned Yisu's Chinese food, but that she couldn't believe that the cold-blooded, cruel and ruthless Thanos in her mind would have such a warm and harmless side.

Gamora: "..."

Literally a lifetime series.

"Me too."

Sol, who was originally wearing armor, a red cloak and a meowing hammer, had his younger brother Loki help him with a one-click change after the crisis was resolved (in fact, in order not to be too eye-catching, other superheroes/ The supervillains also came for a one-click change), and at this time, he was wearing ordinary clothes and sighed the same as her after Gamora finished speaking.

In fact, Loki, who had once cooperated with Thanos, also felt an unbelievable sense of unreality when he saw such a powerful man in the universe.

It's just that seeing Sol's surprised look seemed too stupid, so he had no choice but to hide his true emotions, and then gave his brother a speechless look.

Sol didn't know that his younger brother Loki despised him for a while, and now seeing Thanos, the most powerful man in the universe, as approachable as the uncle next door, he couldn't help but ask: "You say if I go up now? If you share the table with him, will he agree?"

Before a group of superheroes and supervillains could give an answer, Sol had already stepped close to Thanos's table, but he hadn't had time to invite them to join the table. Thanos seemed to throw him a simple and rude answer——

"roll!"

It is true that Thanos is now addicted to Chinese food and cannot extricate himself, and it is also true that he lost his mind because of the Chinese food made by Ys, but!yes!

Doesn't this mean that Thanos has completely lost his ability to think?

At least when it comes to the Chinese food made by Yisu, he is unprecedentedly calm, sober, and rational.

The Chinese food on this table was all exchanged by him with his own Infinity Gloves and Infinity Gems. Even Baron Modo was kicked away by him before he got a little light. How could he agree to Sol's table sharing? ?

Chicken nuggets with stewed potatoes?

his!

Dry pot tea tree mushroom?

his!

Stir-fried yellow beef ground pot chicken and lychee meat?

His his his!

System!System!All!yes!he!of!

It can be seen from the fact that Thanos is reluctant to share the scent of the food pot with others. When he didn't eat the Chinese food made by Yisu but smelled the aroma of her Chinese food, he had already ordered it completely. The food protection attribute is on.

Crossbones: "..."

This is very similar to the Winter Soldier.

Bucky: "..."

→_→ Do you want to relive old dreams?

Crossbones: "..."

Can't be bothered.

"Mom, why are you here?"

Yi Su heard the noise coming from outside, so she poked her head out to look around, but she didn't expect to see her mother Cube and a group of superheroes and supervillains.

Obviously, although "My Chinese Restaurant" is a place to eat, the members of their group of Thanos of the Earth appear here collectively, definitely not for eating.

Thinking of Strange, who can sense the invasion of the earth by foreign enemies, and the Avengers and Justice League who are always monitoring the earth, Ys suddenly understood——

Even if they didn't inform them that Thanos and Baron Mordo came to "My Chinese Restaurant", they still have their own channels to know.

and so……

"What are you still standing for?"

Yisu, who came out of the kitchen, was talking to Kube and the others while walking towards the cashier. She was about to take the Infinity Gauntlet that Thanos paid her for cooking for a bite and the four inlaid on it. An Infinity Gem and Baron Mordo also paid for her to eat the life court scepter that cooked for her and showed it to Tony and the others, and it turned out...

After these superheroes and supervillains heard Yisu's words, they suddenly realized one by one——

Yes.

What are they still standing for?

Have they forgotten their purpose of coming to "My Chinese Restaurant"?

So after being reminded by Ys, Kube, Tony and the others raised their feet in unison, and then...

Sit down quickly when you see a chair.

Ysu: "...???"

Uh.

and many more……

"What are you doing sitting down?"

The members of the Earth Thanos Squad didn't make much noise when they sat down, and there wasn't any incident of snatching chairs because there were enough seats, but a large group of people sat down together, which was enough to attract Yi Su's attention.

She looked at them with a strange look, and then said, "I assume you already know that Thanos is here, and I assume you must know that they have given the Infinity Gauntlet and Infinity Gem and the Scepter of the Court of Life to I paid for the meal..."

All these assumptions are considered valid by Ys, because this can be seen from the faces and reactions of the members of the Earth Thanos squad.

"so……"

Yisu repeated the question he asked just now, "What are you doing sitting down?"

This group of superheroes and supervillains said to Yisu, "Eat."

Yisu: "...!!!"

Are they serious! ?

"...I thought you would be more concerned about the infinite stones."

Yisu never expected that these superheroes and supervillains could answer her so confidently, did they forget one thing——

They call the Earth Thanos Squad, not the Earth Foodie Squad! ! !

"Ysu, you have to be clear about one thing. The Chinese food you cook is not only very attractive to Thanos and the others, but also to us."

The members of the Earth Destroyer (eating) Tyrant (goods) team said to Yisu, "The name of the dish you just reported for the indiscriminate attack not only included Thanos' Infinity Gloves and Infinity Gems, but also Modo's Life Court Scepter. They reported it, and reported us together.”

God knows that they could barely maintain their sanity because they couldn't smell the fragrance before the surveillance, but imagination and memories alone were enough to make their sanity crumble.

After they confirmed that Thanos's Infinity Gauntlets and Infinity Gems and Baron Mordo's Life Tribunal Scepter were paid to Yisu as food money, they couldn't control their feet and ran towards "My Chinese Restaurant".

If they didn't want to cause a new round of earth crisis just after the crisis of the universe clearance plan was lifted, they would have been seduced by Thanos's delicious Chinese food and couldn't control their own annihilation The bully grabbed the food.

and so……

"I want to dry pot tea tree mushroom."

"I want a piece of lychee meat here."

"Give me a piece of fried yellow beef."

"Braised fish in sauce and braised pork with garlic are also one each."

"Serve me a table according to the dishes that Yisu just reported."

……

These superheroes and supervillains don't need Wanda and the others to put on the menu at all, because Yisu just reported it once, and they have already firmly remembered the menu for tonight.

only……

"Cough cough."

Hearing Tony and the others ordering dishes one after another, Yisu cleared his throat, and then spread his hands innocently at them, "Sorry, Thanos and Baron Mordo have made up for all the dishes tonight."

Hearing Yisu's words, the Earth Food Squad instantly transformed into the Earth Thanos Squad——

Round! ?

In "My Chinese Restaurant"! ?

(▼皮▼#) Haha, do you want to die! ?

Because of a bad news (...), the members of the Earth Thanos squad, who were dressed in normal clothes in order not to attract too much attention, once again changed their costumes with one click.

As for what they just said, they don’t want to cause a new round of earth crisis after the crisis of the universe clearing plan is lifted?

nonexistent!

The members of the Earth Thanos squad who have already turned the steel suit/star shield/iron arm/turned green/turned the human brain into a little girl... said that they dared to eat even Thanos for a bite to eat. beat!

Yisu: "...!!!???"

Uh.

and many more……

The promised Chinese food saves the universe! ?

Is she now destroying the earth with Chinese food! ! ?