[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

After learning the news that Harley brought them, the first reactions of superheroes and supervillains can be said to be very different——

The former is simply furious about the collective escape of the criminals in Arkham Asylum, while the latter is complacent about being a super villain so he can hang high.

no way.

What is a superhero?

It is the existence to protect the people, save the world and fight against evil forces.

And what is a super villain?

Magneto and Crossbones say we are evil :)

If it was in the past, in front of Ys, super villains would not take advantage of it. Think about Hannibal, Moriarty and others who concealed their identities (what they have done) from Ys, and think about it again. I am Hydra's Winter Soldier and Jack and others.

but now?

Because of identity issues, he was prevented from going to "My Chinese Restaurant" to eat doubleplus lunch and diss Hydra is a spicy chicken, because of identity issues, he could not become a waiter in "My Chinese Restaurant" and broke away from Hydra's Winter Soldier. After hearing what Harry said, he silently walked from Steve's side to the side of Crossbones.

Steve, who hadn't realized what the Winter Soldier's actions meant for a while, gave him a strange look: "Bucky?"

The deadpan Winter Soldier corrected him: "Please call me the Winter Soldier."

Steve: "...???"

Uh.

and many more……

So Bucky means he's still a Hydra guy now?

Steve, who never expected that the Winter Soldier would have such an operation, was a little overwhelmed. He "brainwashed" Bucky to get him out of Hydra, brought him back to the Avengers Building, and now he got his brainwashing words Prepare to remove the brainwashing device in his mind, so that he can completely get rid of Hydra in the future.

Knot!fruit!

For a bite to eat, he actually turned around and fell back into the spicy chicken hydra without looking back! ?

Uh.

There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

After all, the Winter Soldier agreed to go back to Orz in the Avengers Building with Steve because he ate in one bite.

On the other side, Lorna, who understood what the Winter Soldier's actions meant, silently walked to her own father, Magneto. Compared with the Winter Soldier, she took it for granted.

Although it is said that Lorna has always been more inclined to Charles's idea of ​​peace no matter before or after knowing that she is the daughter of Magneto, but...

Ok.

Special times, special choices.

At this moment, in order to stay in Wayne Manor, Lorna only remembered one thing——

She is the pro of the super villain Magneto!Boudoir!female!

Thinking of this, Lorna called out to Magneto, "Dad."

Seeing Lorna walking obediently to his side, Magneto couldn't help showing a smile on his face. He knew that Lorna always thought it was bad for the Brotherhood to do bad things, so he didn't want to join, but...

Now it turns out that being a supervillain isn't all bad, is it?

Magneto was trying to take this opportunity to persuade Lorna to join their fraternity directly, but before he could speak out, he saw Wanda and Pietro, who had been hiding from him all the way to Wayne Manor. The twins actually ran towards him.

Magneto: "...???"

Could it be that they also want to join their brotherhood of mutants just for one bite?

This idea had just surfaced in Magneto's mind, and before it was fully formed, it was shattered on the spot.

why?

Because after the twins Wanda and Pietro ran up to him, they called him in unison: "Dad!"

Magneto: "...!!!???"

What are they calling him! ! ?

"Wanda! Pietro!"

When Charles saw Wanda and Pietro running towards Magneto, he had already realized that it was going to be bad, but he never thought of——

For the sake of one bite, he had repeatedly told him not to tell Magneto's children that they were Magneto's children, but the twins blew themselves up?

He glanced at Wanda and Pietro who couldn't wait to recognize their father in order to stay in Wayne Manor, and then glanced at Magneto who was stunned by the twins who were forced to come to recognize their father, Charles...

Charles felt that the Chinese food made by Yisu made people lose their minds and could not be stopped.

Ysu: "...???"

Blame me?

The black-haired girl did not expect that things would develop to this point, after all, a few days ago, she used Cube as a negative teaching material to comfort Wanda and Pietro, twins who were terrified after they just found out that their own father was Magneto Well, in the blink of an eye——

They rushed to recognize their father in a hurry.

"Peter."

Tony glanced at Peter who moved silently, and then said, "You don't want to rush to recognize your father, do you?"

"of course not!"

Hearing Tony's words, Peter quickly said, "Mr. Stark, you don't know that my father is Richard Parker, and my mother is Mary Parker. Although they have passed away, they are indeed my father. Mother no doubt."

"And I haven't forgotten that I am a member of the Avengers Reserve. My goal is to become a full-fledged member of the Avengers. I will fight side by side with you, Mr. Stark, and the captain. For this reason, I will follow your teachings, Work tirelessly to learn how to be a true Avenger and not get your pig mates in trouble..."

"stop."

Tony, whose brain ached from Peter's babbling mouth, made a pause gesture to him, "So what are you trying to say?"

"I want to say..."

Peter licked his lips, then took a silent breath and said, "Mr. Stark, you are right, before I can become a qualified avenger, I have to be a down-to-earth good neighbor in New York and help some Little people, like the lady who bought me the fritters, or the granny I helped cross the street, and those escaped Arkham Asylum criminals..."

The young superhero who had always wanted to do big things said now, "They are too high-level and out of my business scope. I think it is better for me to stay in Wayne Manor."

Tony: "..."

Now that you know these truths, why did you go so early?

Thinking of how many times he had told this young superhero the truth since he stared at him, he didn't take it to heart at all, and as always, he was convinced that he had to do great things.

Knot!fruit!

Now, in order to stay in Wayne Manor, he finally realized clearly that when he encounters a villain who is too high-level, he should keep his own place and find a place to hide, instead of rushing straight up like a stupefied young man?

Tony: "..."

If he told him now that if he wanted to be an Avenger, he couldn't work part-time in "My Chinese Restaurant", would he just run to him and resign as an Avenger without saying a word?

Some things really can't stand careful consideration. After listening to Peter's long self-analysis and recognizing his position, Tony was very moved, and then rejected his idea of ​​staying in Wayne Manor.

"Give up, I will never leave a mouse by Yisu's side."

It's not that Tony didn't eat at the same table with Peter at "My Chinese Restaurant". He didn't even look down on him as an idol for a bite to eat. How could he dare to let him stay by Yisu's side?

don't blow.

Tony was genuinely worried that Peter would be full when they got back.

Tony was not the only one who had such an idea. He disagreed with Peter's excuse of staying in Wayne Manor under the pretext that he was still young and had encountered a boss who was too high-level or that he should not send someone's head away from thousands of miles away.

And the other superheroes disagreed with Magneto. They stayed in Wayne Manor under the pretext of being a supervillain (or a child of a supervillain) and resolutely refraining from doing what superheroes would do.

Therefore, Crossbones, Magneto, and Wanda, who think they are super villains (or children of super villains), don’t need to go out to capture the escaped criminals back to Arkham Asylum, and stay in Wayne Manor to accompany them. Sit and wait to eat with the smell of food?

Naive.

Although it is said that a Justice League, an Avengers, and mutants headed by Charles are enough to bring all the escaped criminals back to the Arkham Asylum, but...

Enough is enough.

Based on the principle of fairness and equality, a group of superheroes stated that they would not allow Magneto to just quit if they said they were supervillains (or children of supervillains)!

Magneto and others: "..."

This is the first time I know that someone can say "I'm not having a good time, so don't you think about it" so fresh and refined.

Facts have proved that these superheroes are not only "fresh and refined", but also particularly "democratic"——

Don't Magneto think they are super villains (or children of super villains) so they don't participate in their action of capturing escaped criminals and returning them to Arkham Asylum?

can.

but……

"Since you are all villains, shouldn't we beat you out before taking those escaped criminals back to Arkham Asylum?"

A group of superheroes stared at Magneto, Winter Soldier and others, as if as long as they nodded, they would rush to get them first.

Crossbones: "..."

Magneto: "..."

Who is the super villain! ! ! ?

Surrounded by a group of superheroes, Magneto and Crossbones looked a little weak and helpless. He raised his head up and proudly said that he (was) also a flower in the criminal world of Gotham. Harry silently lowered his head and shrank into a group of superheroes.

And after knowing that Magneto and Crossbones could not take advantage of being super villains, Winter Soldier and Wanda also silently returned to Steve and Charles.

The Winter Soldier Disappointed.jpg: "..."

It really is a spicy chicken hydra!

Crossbones: "...???"

Wanda and Pietro Disappointed.jpg: "..."

This father thinks it's worthless at all!

Magneto: "...???"

Closer to home, based on the reason that the minority obeys (cannot win) the majority, the last group of superheroes and supervillains all went out in unison. Although they were still hooked by the smell in the kitchen, they couldn't move their legs, but...

"Go and come back quickly."

After finishing handling the abalone in his hand with a knife, Yisu raised his head and said to them with a smile, "Otherwise, you might not be able to come back for dinner."

Because of the words of the black-haired girl, the superheroes and supervillains who were originally reluctant to go out all of a sudden reacted——

Although the criminals in the Arkham Asylum escaped collectively today, they were so angry that they wanted to make them explode on the spot, but thinking in a good direction, at least they knew the news before eating.

If they only found out about it halfway through the meal...

don't blow.

I'm afraid even if it was Bruce, he would choose to let their bastards hang around outside for a while, and wait for him to eat and drink enough to pass the post-dinner sage time before starting the arrest operation.

and so……

"I have sent you the list and information of the escaped criminals. If you catch them, just throw them back to the Arkham Asylum."

Batman and the others, who had decided to make a quick decision, didn't bother anymore, although when they just walked out of the door, there was a "Zi La" sound from the kitchen, and a strong aroma of wine drifted towards the kitchen along with the air. Coming towards them, lingeringly wandering along their noses and in their brain nerves, making them almost want to turn around and go straight back.

however……

Alfred, who didn't know when he came to the door, smiled and looked at a group of superheroes and supervillains who turned around in unison, and politely said to them: "Everyone, go early and return early."

then……

The door slammed shut with a bang.

Superheroes: "..."

Super villains: "..."

well.

It seems that they have another reason to kill those bastards who escaped collectively for no reason.

The criminals who escaped collectively: "...???"

Didn't know that a group of superheroes and supervillains would not be able to stay in Wayne Manor, sit quietly and smell the smell of food, and be locked out by Alfred. After the Penguin and others escaped from the Arkham Asylum, they parted ways immediately.

Although they were in the same group when it came to the prison escape, after they escaped from the prison, they did their own thing, okay?

Besides, after they escaped from the Arkham Asylum, Batman and the others will definitely get the news, and it goes without saying that he will also start hunting them down.

Since this is the case, then they have to act separately, otherwise, they might be caught by Batman.

Although as long as they continue to stay in Gotham to do things after escaping from prison, they will definitely be targeted by Batman and the others and taken back to Arkham Asylum, but...

who cares.

And it's one thing to be taken back to Arkham Asylum by Batman, and another thing to be the first to be taken back to Arkham Asylum by Batman after the escape.

The former just means that Batman is great, while the latter simply proves that the first person to be caught must be unlucky even if he is not an idiot.

As for this collective jailbreak, who is that idiot or unlucky guy?

After successfully escaping from the prison, Poison Ivy and the others went their separate ways while speculating, but before they could guess a target, a seductive fragrance wafting from a distance completely occupied all their attention .

"smell good!"

"What is it!?"

……

The Penguin and others who were escaping from Arkham Asylum all stopped because of the sudden scent. Originally, they only wanted to return to their lair as soon as possible to avoid the pursuit of Batman and the others, so as to prevent themselves from becoming The unlucky guy who was the first to be caught back in this group escape.

but now?

All they can think about is-

What the hell is it! ?

Why is it so fragrant! ?

Poison Ivy and the others took a deep breath, and before they could figure out where the scent was coming from, different numbers of superheroes... and supervillains suddenly appeared in front of them.

Of course, logically speaking, when the Penguins saw the Avengers and the X-Men appearing in front of them, they should be surprised. When the Scarecrows saw the Brotherhood of Mutants and the Hydra they It should be even more incredible to help Batman capture them.

but! Yes!

The group of criminals, who were surrounded by a group of superheroes and supervillains before they ran far, suddenly took a deep breath silently before they had time to feel surprised or incredible, and then...

They stare at the superhero/supervillain who smells like food in front of them.

Mom.

They smell so good.

Superheroes: "...???"

Supervillains: "...???"

Of course, Steve and the others didn't know that because Charles had just become a "God of Cooking" and entered the kitchen to work with Ys, he was tainted with the fragrance of food, so he became a smelly food in the eyes of these criminals. exists.

They only remember their goal—

Quick fight.

Therefore, after confirming that the man in front of him was the scarecrow, Magneto, who was forced to come out to catch the prison escaped criminals, stretched out his hand directly, just made a fist-making movement at will, and controlled the scarecrow as a whole, and then manipulated the magnetic field to float up. Fly in the direction of Arkham Asylum.

Although the Winter Soldier and Crossbones do not have such a cool mutant ability like Magneto, their style of catching criminals is also so simple and rude——

Just knock people out and take them away.

Even Steve and others didn't have the patience to explain to the criminals they captured, as a New York superhero, why they would cross the border in Gotham.

As for Charles, he simply and rudely brained out and let him go back to Arkham Asylum.

……

When Barry and the others took the escaped criminals back to the Arkham Asylum, Cube, who had directly transformed back into the Rubik's Cube in order to stay in Wayne Manor, reappeared in human form after they left.

Glancing at his own mother who was leaning against the kitchen door, Yisu said, "Mom, why don't you help?"

For Kube, wouldn't it be possible to directly kick the escaped criminal back to the Arkham Asylum by simply opening a portal?

"Am I not helping?"

Kube folded his arms and said with a smile, "If those psychopaths swarm to Wayne Manor after smelling the scent, will you and Alfred be the only ones left at home that won't be safe?"

"Moreover……"

Kube raised one eyebrow slightly, and she said, "So many superheroes and supervillains have been dispatched, can't we still deal with the gang of escaped guys?"

Facts have proved that, not to mention Kube, even Wanda and Peter are not going, just relying on the Avengers, Justice League and Charles can handle the escaped gang criminals.

only……

Successfully captured Poison Ivy and others back to the Arkham Asylum, and the superheroes and supervillains who returned to Wayne Manor took advantage of the meal together...

Why is there a clown missing! ?

Bruce frowned slightly. He had roughly guessed where the clown would go. Just as he was thinking about whether to go out to find another wave, he heard Ysu calling for food, so...

Bruce, who was physically honest, sat down directly at the dining table, gave up the idea of ​​going out to find another wave of clowns, and planned to let him continue wandering outside for a while longer.

And the clown who was so excited that he wandered all the way from Gotham to New York, planning to have a meal at Yisu's and have a love confession with her, after seeing the closed door of "My Chinese Restaurant"...

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