[Zhongyingmei] My daily life has collapsed again

If Crossbones is a smart person, then he should know very well that as a pawn of a terrorist organization, he should not go to Wayne Manor to attend Ys's New Year's Eve.

After all, Wayne Manor is not like "my Chinese restaurant", and at that time, almost all the diners there will be superheroes or friends of superheroes, so even if Crossbones is Hydra, it will be the same as falling into the wolf's den The sheep in it don't make any difference.

These simple truths, as long as a smart person... no, as long as a person with an IQ above the line can think of it

but! Yes!

Who made Crossbones lose his mind after eating the Chinese food made by Ysu?

and so……

Just try it.

So when the Avengers came to Wayne Manor in a group, as soon as they walked into the living room, they saw members of the Justice League who arrived earlier than them and...

crossbones.

"Wow."

After the Avengers first greeted Clark and the others, they turned their attention to Crossbones sitting alone among a group of superheroes. Sam asked in a tone of half surprise and half admiration, "Crossbones, how dare you?" Come and try?"

Although Crossbones had already revealed his willingness to participate in "My Chinese Restaurant" that day, the Avengers also expressed their attitude that you are not afraid of death to try.

Originally, they thought that after staying away from "My Chinese Restaurant" and the Chinese food made by Yisu, the calm Crossbones would not be so stupid as to take the initiative to send people's heads to their door and send them thousands of miles away.

but! Yes!

Who knew that Crossbones was really not afraid of death to give it a try?This is really worthy of the name. You don't even want your life just for one bite.

"I'm just a little curious."

After glancing at the crossbones, Scott asked curiously, "How did you get in?"

Although externally Bruce is just a playboy rich second generation, but internally, he is the dark knight Batman of Gotham, not to mention that Hydra was still making waves in Gotham before, which led to a cooperation between the Justice League and the Avengers. .

So Wayne Manor is the site of Bruce (Bat) Ruth (Man), how did the Hydra Crossbones get in?

Not to mention Scott, even the other Avengers were a little curious, and then they heard the person involved in Crossbones say: "Of course it is because of the friendship that I have had dinner with Mr. Wayne gone."

Hearing Crossbones' answer, Sam and the others immediately rolled their eyes: "Are you sure? Why do I feel that with this friendship, you shouldn't even be able to enter the door today?"

Although according to the normal situation, the relationship between people who can sit and eat at the same table is very good, even if the relationship is not very good, it is not much worse (such as Bruce and Tony), but the problem is——

This normal situation does not hold true in "My Chinese Restaurant".

Take S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra as an example, these two pros and cons organizations started from World War II and are still the main hostile forces to each other until now——

The former wants to completely cut off all the heads of Hydra and completely disintegrate it, while the latter wants to sneak into S.H.I.E.L.D., completely defeat it and gain benefits from it, so that they can further rule the earth.

However, these two pro-and-con groups, which are supposed to be inseparable from each other, were able to sit down calmly at "My Chinese Restaurant" and happily share a table together for dinner.

In this way, the so-called friendship with Mr. Wayne at the same table as Crossbones said is worthless at all, okay?

And more importantly...

If you not only share the table but also share the dishes...

So how hard is it for Bruce to agree to have Crossbones join them for their New Year's Eve dinner?I don't know how many people have more mouths?

In fact, doesn't Bruce know that multiple people have multiple mouths?

he knows.

Is that what Bruce can't think of?

of course not.

In fact, the reason why Bruce would agree to let Crossbones walk into Wayne Manor instead of throwing him out directly is very simple——

Because of Crossbones he came with Ysu.

If Crossbones came to visit alone, then don't talk about multiple people opening their mouths to grab food from them, just because he is a hydra is enough to make him turn him away okay?

But Crossbones probably knew what was going on with him, so he didn't choose to come to Wayne Manor alone, but Te!Don't!Heart!machine!He found Yisu without hesitation, and succeeded!achievement!explain!Clothes!Isu and her team came to Wayne Manor.

For Ys' sake, can Bruce just throw Crossbones out of Wayne Manor?

No.

So at this moment, Crossbones can sit on the sofa in the living room of Wayne Manor with a big face.

After hearing Bruce explain the reason why Crossbones got into Wayne Manor in a few words, the Avengers shamelessly shamed him one by one, and smeared labels like scheming man on his face. .

"Tell me, how did you lie to Yisu?"

Tony and the others didn't believe that Ys would agree to come to Wayne Manor to join them on New Year's Eve when he knew that Crossbones was Hydra.

Although when I was in "My Chinese Restaurant", after Yisu knew that Crossbones and Baron Sterak were Hydras, based on the fact that they had helped her, she didn't blacklist them.

but……

That's all, okay?

So when they learned from Bruce that Crossbones first found Ys before coming to Wayne Manor with her, their first reaction was——

"Did you force Yisu to make a py deal with you?"

Hearing Tony and the others ask this question, Crossbones' reaction was even more exciting than theirs: "I can still make a py deal with Ys!!!?"

Avengers: "..."

So he didn't force Yisu to make a py deal, but he also wanted to make a dirty py deal with Yisu, right?

Now it's not just the Avengers, even members of the Justice League silently clenched their fists.

"Hey, hey! Calm down!"

Crossbones, who had been sitting fearlessly among a group of superheroes, saw another wave of superheroes coming to the door without any fear, now seeing them all looking serious, felt like being stepped on Like a cat with a tail, he jumped up from the sofa all at once, "I was just asking! Just asking, okay!?"

Crossbones feels that he has been wronged. Although he has an open face, but!yes!He never thought of going to have a room with Yisu, okay? ?

It is for this reason that when he heard Tony mentioning such a dirty py transaction, he reacted so much, okay? ?

And more importantly——

Obviously he didn't do anything, but in the end, these superheroes will think that he has done it, and they plan to have a good "talk" with him about life, crossbones...

Crossbones felt that he could be said to be very innocent.

Just when Crossbones wondered if he couldn't wait for the big meal before he finished talking about his life with these superheroes, Ysu and Barry came in from the outside.

"Natasha, are you here?"

Yisu, who had just walked into the living room, saw Steve and the others, her big black eyes seemed to be lit up for a moment, flickering, and after greeting them, she didn't say anything Tian trotted up to the Winter Soldier, and said to him with a little excitement, "I already know what your brainwashing words are."

After greeting Ys, I wanted to ask her how she was persuaded by Crossbones to bring him to Wayne Manor for their New Year's Eve. Tony and others heard what she said to the Winter Soldier...

Come on.

You don't need to ask them to know what py deal Crossbones and Ys made.

but……

Steve looked towards the crossbones. Before he knew that the Winter Soldier was Bucky, he knew something about the Winter Soldier, and after he knew it, he investigated it in more detail.

Although he didn't get much information, he was also very clear——

The Winter Soldier is a great asset to Hydra.

When Steve brought the Winter Soldier back to the Avengers Tower, he knew a little better——

Hydra relied on brainwashing words to make Bucky lose all his memory and become the killer Winter Soldier loyal to Hydra.

It is precisely for this reason that even though Steve brought the Winter Soldier back to the Avengers Building, he is still worried. What happened to Sharon last time proved that his worries were not unreasonable.

but……

Now, in order to be able to come to their New Year's Eve, Crossbones handed over the brainwashing words so readily?

Not to mention Steve, even the other Avengers looked towards Crossbones, and when the latter was stared at by them, he didn't show any guilty reaction, on the contrary, he showed a frank posture.

He said: "What are you doing looking at me like that? Do you think I will use fake brainwashing words to deceive Yisu?"

"It's hard to tell."

Natasha glanced at Crossbones, and said, "Who doesn't know that you haven't stopped wanting to bring the Winter Soldier back to Hydra?"

So how could Crossbones actually hand over the brainwashing words?

"Whether you want to bring the Winter Soldier back to Hydra is one thing, but whether you want to brainwash it or not is another."

Crossbones feels that these two things should not be confused, because the former is the business of Hydra, while the latter...

It's purely his personal business, okay?

Although the Winter Soldier is an important asset of Hydra and not his own, but...

Who let him have the brainwashing words of the Winter Soldier?

And Crossbones didn't forget that Baron Strucker took the opportunity to take the Winter Soldier's brainwashing words from him, so he (Baron Strucker) can take advantage of the fire, but he (Crossbones) can't find another way out Yet?

Crossbones looked at Steve and the others, and then continued, "What do you think?"

None of the people present were fools, and they immediately understood the implication of Crossbones, the Avengers looked at each other, and then Tony said: "We think... Baron Sterak might be so angry that he would explode on the spot. "

If the brainwashing word given by Crossbones is true, then Baron Sterak's reaction can be imagined with his nose, okay?

No.

It may also be impossible to think of.

Hearing Tony's words, thinking of what Baron Strucker has done to take the brainwashing words of the Winter Soldier from him all the time, and thinking of the reaction of Baron Strucker who the Avengers guessed after knowing this, cross Bones feel...

Ignorance limits their imagination.

However, what kind of reaction Baron Sterak will have after knowing this matter will be a matter later, so the more important thing now is——

Are the brainwashing words given by Crossbones true.

To prove the authenticity of the brainwashing words, the method is actually very simple, that is to take the Winter Soldier to do a test, if it is false, then the Winter Soldier will naturally have no reaction, but if it is true...

"If the Winter Soldier really reacts, then it can only prove that the brainwashing words that Crossbones gave Ysu are true."

Natasha calmly analyzed, "But this does not mean that Crossbones has no other purpose."

In view of the fact that Crossbones is a hydra, and it is also a hydra that has been lurking in S.H.I.E.L.D. ...

Ok.

Just a little taller than Loki.

Loki: "...???"

Does he still have credibility?

Closer to home, based on the above reasons, Natasha feels that even though the brainwashing words that Crossbones gave Ysu have been confirmed to be true, it does not mean that he has no purpose, or that he has no other conspiracy.

Regarding this point, not only Natasha, but even the other Avengers, including Steve, who was eager to remove the brainwashing device for his best friend Bucky, had to be skeptical.

but……

"You can ask Charles for help."

After hearing what they said, Yisu, who grabbed Winter Soldier and joined them among the Avengers, couldn't wait to say, "Even if Rumlow has other purposes or plots, he plans to use brainwashing words to activate the brain of Winter Soldier. Brainwashing device, but with Charles here, he can stabilize the scene in case of any emergency."

Want to know what Charles' superpower is?

It's telepathy.

Even if Charles can't completely deal with the Winter Soldier's problem for a while, at least he can control him.

"Sweetheart, when you say this, at least take care of me who is still at the scene."

Crossbones couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard Ysu's words from the side. He said, "Don't you think I have other purposes like them?"

Hearing the question from Crossbones, Yisu didn't say yes or no, but asked him back: "Is there really no?"

"Emmmm..."

After Yisu asked about the crossbones that originally wanted to say that there was none, he suddenly changed his words, and said, "Actually, there are."

As he said that, Crossbones looked at the brunette girl very seriously, and he asked, "If I get rid of Hydra, can you help me realize my childhood wish?"

"what?"

Yisu, who hadn't reacted to the sentence "In fact, there are" from the crossbones, was stunned when she heard the words he added later, and she was about to ask him what his childhood wish was. Suddenly, I remembered——

"You mean you want to be a waiter at 'My Chinese Restaurant'?"

She remembered that when Crossbones and Baron Strucker came to "My Chinese Restaurant" for dinner, it seemed that he said in front of his current boss that he wanted to change jobs to "My Chinese Restaurant" as a waiter, right?

"Yes."

Crossbones nodded to Yisu, and continued to look at her with a look of special expectation, "Is it okay?"

He had completely lost his mind just now. Originally, he planned to leave the hot chicken organization of Hydra and then jump to S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers. Why?

Isn't it to avoid Hydra's revenge and to have a fixed salary to support him to eat at "My Chinese Restaurant" every day?

But think about it...

If he works as a waiter in "My Chinese Restaurant", he can not only avoid Hydra's revenge, but also eat at "My Chinese Restaurant" every day (except holidays).

So why did he want to settle for the second best?

Times SHIELD: "...???"

Times Avengers: "...???"

"Can't!"

Hearing what the crossbones said, before Ys could speak, the Winter Soldier, who was as quiet as if he didn't exist after greeting Ys just after entering the door, answered him directly.

"Okay! I know! If you can't, then you can't!"

After hearing what the Winter Soldier said, and seeing him staring at him with an unhappy face, Crossbones quickly put away his expectant eyes, and quickly moved away, for fear that if he was a step too late, he would have to truly feel being held by Winter again. It's like beating a soldier into a fool.

Seeing the reaction of Crossbones, Clint and the others once again sighed——

Given Crossbones' attitude towards the Winter Soldier, they really weren't surprised how he had such a rounded double chin in Hydra.

Closer to home, as Ys said, if you want to determine whether the brainwashing words are true or not, and whether the crossbones have other malicious purposes, if Charles is present, then the security will be much higher.

But today they came to Wayne Manor not to remove the brainwashing device for the Winter Soldier, but to participate in the New Year’s Eve dinner, so when Charles and the others arrived, the most anxious Steve did not rush to tell Charles about this. thing.

It was an unexpected joy to get Bucky's brainwashing words today. Anyway, he has been waiting for so long, and he doesn't care about waiting a little longer.

Charles, who arrived later, didn't know what happened just now. He smiled and greeted Yisu and the others as soon as he entered the door. Just when he was about to say something to Yisu, he saw the black-haired girl looking at him in a strange way. .

"What's wrong? Yisu."

Looking at Ys with a gentle smile in his blue eyes, Charles asked, "Is there something wrong with me?"

"No."

Ys shook her head, she would say that when Charles and Magneto appeared with Lorna, Wanda, Pietro and Clarice, she somehow had a feeling that her parents brought a litter Is there a sense of sight when traveling with cubs?

Charles didn't know what Yisu was thinking. After hearing what she said, he didn't want to go into it. Instead, he smiled and talked about another thing. He said, "You guys are really early. I originally planned to Come here early to help."

It turned out that after they arrived, the others were almost there.

"help?"

Hearing what Charles said, almost everyone in the room who could fight and resist but could not cook (dinner) all looked at him curiously, "Professor X, do you mean the kind of help that comes into the kitchen to help? "

Not to mention Barry and the others, even Magneto and the others are curious, if they remember correctly...

Charles doesn't seem very skilled in cooking, does he?

"of course not."

Charles, who knew how much he weighed, shook his head, then pointed his finger at his temple, and said to them with a smile, "I mean use it here to help."

As he said that, Charles looked at Ys, and he asked, "Ys, do you need me to brainstorm some 'God of Cooking' for you?"

Looking at Charles, who was smiling childishly in front of him, and thinking about the ingredients piled up in the kitchen, the brunette girl nodded silently, and she said, "The more the better."

"puff."

Hearing Yisu's answer, Charles couldn't help laughing, and he made an OK gesture to her, "No problem, wrap it on me."

Others present: "..."

There was an inexplicable sense of foreboding.

However, what Bruce and the others didn't know was that they were brainwashed into chefs by Charles, and it wasn't ominous if they entered the kitchen and cut their knives as if they were gods. The real ominous premonition was——

When they were turned into chef gods by Charles, and they almost finished killing Yisu, Harley Quinn brought a piece of news——

Criminals of Arkham Asylum!

set!body!Crazy!mad!cross!prison!up!

Superheroes: "...!!!???"

They are all ready to eat!

As a result, those bastards escaped from prison collectively! ! ?

Magneto and Crossbones: "..."

Mom!

Good thing they're supervillains!

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The author has something to say:

Magneto and Crossbones: ... I have never been so glad that I went astray (p≧w≦q)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.