[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

Since discovering that there is Pike as a little bodyguard, Tony has found that his life has added another joy.

Teasing honest people has always been a relaxing thing, but generally people like Tony will always encounter such and such unsatisfactory things: for example, the US government and the military come to bother him again, for example, the S.H.I.E.L.D. It's annoying to come around and spy on information, and for example, the cover girl this time is not as beautiful as last month, or Pepper is busy with PR because he is not covering the media, which leads to him yelling at him for hours...Of course , most of the time it is because the research is stuck.

This hobby started one day some time ago——

At that time, the irritable Tony had been in the laboratory for two days and two nights without being able to solve a technical difficulty.When he ran out wearing simple jeans and a sweatshirt, his eyes were bloodshot, his face was sallow, his eyes were dazed, his lips were pale, and his mustache was listlessly tangled up.

Tony, who looked like a refugee, touched the coffee machine in the corridor (the coffee machine in his own room was out of coffee beans), planning to make himself another cup of triple-strength black coffee.

"Mr. Stark?" A slightly worried voice sounded.

Tony turned his head as if wandering, and saw a handsome face, and those emerald eyes were full of doubts.

He thought for five seconds before he suddenly remembered that this was the funny little bodyguard.Tony nodded, poured the coffee beans into the grinder with trembling hands due to low blood sugar, and said in a hoarse and dry voice, "It's you, I said just call me Tony."

"Tony, you look..." The little bodyguard raised his eyebrows in disapproval.

Tony retorted irritably: "Oh, I'm already upset enough, save your two hundred word lesson. Besides, why do you lecture me? Why should I want you to care? Anyway, shut up!"

Pike opened his mouth, as if he wanted to explain something, and finally said briefly: "Tony, this coffee machine is not used in this way. You bought this coffee machine for the bodyguards and staff, and it may not be as good as the one you use yourself. , high-end."

"What kind of machine do you think I can't use, huh?" Tony said in a muffled voice, looking up at the shy little bodyguard: "Without using it for 3 minutes, I can let this baby work for me wholeheartedly."

"If you ask me to help make coffee, I'll know how to use it in a second." Pike was hardened for a while, and his appearance made Tony laugh, so he simply stepped aside to see what the little bodyguard would do next .

Pike has a face that captivates a lot of beauties, and he also has a pair of beautiful hands.The nails are round and clean, the fingers are slender and strong, and there are thin calluses between the fingers because of being a soldier in the past, but it does not affect the appearance at all, but has a different kind of sex appeal.He made the coffee with a deft flow, with an air of concentration as if it were a feat of art.

When the hot black coffee with three times the strength reached Tony's hands, the latter realized that his temper was gone, and he even calmed down a lot, and even had the leisure to tease this serious little bodyguard.

"What's that?" Tony looked at several small paper bags on the table.

Pike followed his line of sight, and the aura just now weakened by half, and he became the stupid and rustic young man before: "Ye, night snack. I'm sorry, Star...Tony."

Tony made Pike change his words with a glance. He reached out and took a paper bag. When he opened it, he smelled a tempting aroma. It contained a blueberry tart, which was full of milk flavor. The huge blueberries on it looked like They are all cute.

The other two bags contained chicken wings in one and apple pie in the other.

"Eating so much late at night, why don't you gain weight?" Tony stroked his mustache and asked curiously.

"It seems that I can't get fat from eating." Pike replied: "I know I shouldn't eat when I'm working, sorry."

Tony waved his hand indifferently: "You have to work the night shift, and it's normal to buy something to eat when you're hungry. I'm not an unreasonable boss, um, wait, or do you think I'm unreasonable? boss?"

"Of course not, your opponents are very good, everyone thinks so." Pike blushed and explained.

Tony stared at the blueberry in front of him for a few seconds, then opened his mouth the next moment and bit off a third of the blueberry tart.He chewed what was in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Give me some, and I will pay you back someday."

"Ah, no, no need, as long as you like it." Pike immediately offered the package of chicken wings obediently.

"No, I like sweets." Tony muttered, with an extra childish air.

Pike reluctantly exchanged a bag of apple pie, which was covered carefully and looked quite warm.

"Don't let Pepper know about this. Or she will start nagging again, oh, how can she be like my mother?" Tony complained, eating.But even though he was complaining, there was a smug smile on his face.

Pike stood quietly and listened to Tony whining, knowing that Tony just needed an audience a lot of the time.

"Don't talk nonsense to the media, don't openly embarrass the military and the parliament, blah blah blah, remember to eat, and don't forget that you are still a human being as soon as you bury yourself in the laboratory." The last sentence Tony said in falsetto Pretending to be a woman, he said in a sharp voice, and after he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and laughed, "I still have Jarvis, don't I?"

"Sir, in fact, you don't follow my advice very much." The smart butler who has been in charge of slapping faces for 100 years said softly, but both Tony and Pike could hear strong sarcasm from the gentleman's gentle British accent.

Tony shrank his neck, but still said firmly: "Hey, that's because I'm at a critical period of research. You can't do this, you will destroy countless great inventions across the ages."

"With all due respect, Sir, what Miss Potts said is that you can recreate great inventions in the future, but if you don't take good care of your body, you will really ruin the possibility of countless great inventions. And I I think this sentence is very appropriate and reasonable, but unfortunately my opinion is not within the scope of your consideration." Jarvis's voice is still gentle and mellow, making people feel like spring breeze... No!Listening to this makes people feel chills down the spine!

Tony curled his lips, not daring to argue with Jarvis again, he turned his head and saw Pike opening his mouth wide like a bumpkin, as if he was looking for someone talking.It was only then that Tony remembered that the little bodyguard had never been to the core area of ​​his work and life, and naturally he had never seen Jarvis.

"My robot smart butler, Jarvis, don't worry, he's everywhere. Say hello, Jarvis."

"Hello, Mr. Reed."

"Hello?" The little bodyguard seemed a little nervous, but he replied politely, "Mr. Jarvis."

Tony couldn't help laughing again, he was holding a piece of apple pie in a very disfigured way, laughing.In the end, as if he didn't think this was fun enough, he suddenly leaned over to Pike's ear and blew a very erotic breath.

The poor little bodyguard was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, his neck was blushing.

Tony Heartless Stark laughed. He thought he had found a good way to relieve the loneliness and depression in life.It's not very kind, but he's never been kind, is he?

Besides, he won't really do anything to the little bodyguard, and of course he won't treat him badly.

So, Tony began to go out into the hallway to tease the thin-skinned Pike, who didn't even dare to resist, of course, he probably didn't want to resist his idol himself.Pike had even gotten into the habit of bringing a sweet snack whenever he was on the night shift, and maybe Tony would stick around for a bite when he came?

Although eating sweets at night is not very healthy, it is at least better than not eating for a few days and nights, right?

Tony and his little bodyguard gradually became acquainted. Sometimes when they returned drunk from a party with a beautiful woman in their arms, they would call the little bodyguard over after rolling the sheets, help him to vomit in the toilet for a while, and then help him go back to lie down; Too bored, he would call Parker to the top of the building to see the night view of New York in the early morning, and the two of them would not speak to each other, but just watched the brilliant lights that were going on and off in the distance; When it's time for the assistant, let Parker come in and help.

Even Pepper felt that Tony liked this bodyguard so much during this time, she even came to ask Tony if his taste had changed from beautiful women to beautiful men.

"Even if you plan to like a man now, don't make fun of him. God, he looks like an innocent boy. This is not the type you want to provoke." Xiaojiao said earnestly, and this Pikerid seemed to be interested in feelings at first glance. A very serious person, referred to as a tendon, in case Tony provokes this type of person and then quits... It's a bit wicked, and it will be difficult to deal with it afterwards.This is not something that can be solved by writing a check.

"Well, what?" Tony shook his head immediately with a look of horror, "No, no, I'm not interested in him, but, don't you think he's funny? You think too much, Pepper, I really like Pike , but not that kind of liking.”

"It's up to you." Little Pepper said helplessly, "Anyway, he's a good boy."

"Hmm, let me guess, have you checked his background?" Tony shrugged indifferently. In fact, after he had dinner with Parker for the first time, he also asked Jarvis to check his information.It's not that he doesn't trust the little bodyguard, but that his past experience and current identity make him have to think twice.

"For your safety, Tony, after all, we cleared out a group of agents sent in by various forces last month. The relationship between Packard and you suddenly became too good, so be careful." Pepper worried. Explained: "Happy has confirmed that his background is very clean. Seriously, Tony, maybe you can try to make more friends. Not the kind of drinking and picking up girls together! You can't just stay in your own world, Only talk to regular people, maybe Packrid is a good start."

"Again..." Tony muttered softly, but it was rare that he didn't talk back.

Sometimes Tony asked himself, why did he treat Packreed differently?After the kidnapping incident, and having experienced such a betrayal, he has long learned not to trust anyone easily, and instinctively refuses to interact with people further.His real social circle is only Pepper, Roddy and Happy, who used to be close friends.

Forget it, Tony said sarcastically to himself, even before you were kidnapped, you were not a model friend.No one can really put up with you, Little Pepper and the others really had a hard time getting to know you as a "friend".

He just... likes the pure admiration in those green eyes, nothing else.The little bodyguard would not presumptuously interfere in his life, would not secretly hide sympathy and think he didn't see it, and would not covet anything of him, not for money or fame.The other party just admired him very simply, because Tony Stark was a smart and amazing guy, and Pike felt that the most powerful person in the world was Tony.

Of course, Pike can be angry, embarrassed, and unhappy...but Tony enjoys watching the other party react unrefinedly to various actions he has made.No one knows how much Tony longs to have someone with him deep down in his heart, and how much he fears that others will reject him and abandon him.

If he rejects people first, they can't reject him; if he puts on a bad face, it makes sense for people to hate him, and the rejections become less difficult to accept.It's like even though Tony said that Pepper was annoying, and Roddy was just a talker, even though he pretended to be indifferent, in fact he would never accept that they left him.

Someday if Roddy couldn't talk about his capricious behavior any more, if Pepper was going to quit his job and leave... oh no, Tony would be crazy to show them.God knows what he's going to do, maybe he'll bring Pepper back from Bali in his armor, and lock her up in Stark Tower to keep her out?He will make Jarvis empty all the money in Roddy's account, let the government repossess his house, and make him lose his job... Don't look at him like that, he doesn't know if he will do it then!

Because he didn't want to think about that day at all, or he couldn't do anything but let himself rot in the laboratory.

Suddenly reminded by Pepper, Tony, who realized that he might have to make another friend, began to panic.He hadn't made the relevant psychological preparations before, and for this reason, he avoided seeing Pike for a long time.He tried not to look into those green eyes full of hope that had turned to disappointment as he passed the corridor.

Until one day, Pike suddenly stopped him.

The author has something to say: Read it with me: this is pure friendship, this is pure friendship, this really is pure friendship

ps: The copy of Iron Man will end in three chapters, um.