[Comprehensive British and American] The life of the villain and the body of the hero

Tony Stark doesn't like bodyguards.

Tony Stark also doesn't like men who are more handsome than him.

To sum up, Tony Stark doesn't like male bodyguards who are more handsome than him!Oh, that damn guy, is he here to keep himself safe, or is he here to hook up with his girl?

Tony looked at the tall young man in front of him, thinking sullenly.Well, this can't be entirely blamed on the other side.This bodyguard named Packrid didn't intend to hook up with his female companions, but his female companions couldn't help but look at the handsome guy a few more times, and just stepped forward to touch him twice.It's not that person's fault for being handsome, just like myself, there's nothing I can do about it.

He can't be really domineering enough to make the other party cover his face or have plastic surgery?

"Someone suggested that I transfer you away." This was Pepper's first reaction after seeing Tony's depressed face.Anyway, he's just a new bodyguard, so it's okay to change to a new job, and it's not like he won't be paid.

"Is there anything wrong with me, Mr. Stark?" The young man named Pike showed a panicked expression.To be honest, this face is really lethal, especially when those emerald green eyes are looking at you sincerely and innocently.

Tony cursed silently in his heart, and when he raised his head again, he cleared his voice and asked, "It's not your fault, it's my own fault. I'll transfer you to another place, but I'll give you another 20.00% salary increase." ,How about it?"

"Oh, sir, I...I think..." The young man slowly lowered his head, as if he wanted to argue for himself, but in the end he bowed his head powerlessly and accepted all the arrangements of the boss silently.

Tony felt that his face had stiffened a little, and he should have let Pepper do the talking.Where did this weird feeling like he was bullying come from?Where did he bully him? !Did he give this guy a raise? !

Hmm, maybe he should go up another 50.00%?

Ouroboros' expression may be aggrieved, but his heart is almost roaring.How the hell did he know Wishbone would retaliate!For the sake of safety and confidentiality, Hydra specially sent a bioelectronic deformation mask, which can be freely changed after being glued to the face with a special surgical method.In addition, during the previous experiment, Hydra scientists modified his voice, which can ensure that Ouroboros will not be recognized even if he stands in front of his own parents.

When arranging the identity of the bodyguard, Wishbone gave him a certificate with a malicious smile.Ask Ouroboros to change the biological mask according to the appearance in the photo... When Ouroboros saw the photo, his heart almost collapsed...

"Are you sure this face wasn't spelled out with drawing software?"

"Didn't you say you were going to seduce Tony Stark?"

"I thought the essence of being an undercover agent was to keep a low profile."

"It's okay, the essence of being low-key lies in the unexpected. You can see that they definitely didn't expect that we would send such a handsome bodyguard to go undercover." Wishbone sarcastically mercilessly, and then straightened his face and said: "This is the end of the joke, Your task is not difficult. Find a way to enter the core area of ​​the Stark Building, sneak in at the place marked on the map, you can do this very easily with your ability, and then install these little guys in the designated location. gone."

"Hehe...it's really not difficult at all." Ouroboros twitched the corner of his mouth: "You should let me pretend to be a top beauty, and then I will have a chance to touch the core area."

"Well, we've thought about it, but it's a pity that the only thing that can be changed is this face, without the whole body's bioplastic membrane." Wishbone said calmly: "Besides, beauties can only enter the living area, you know."

"..."

Ouroboros, whose memories were over, still looked down at the luxurious floor of Stark Building, pursed his lips and said, "At least, Mr. Stark, let me finish this week's class."

"Well, it's up to you." Tony said slowly, "It's not that urgent, really."

Pike raised his face abruptly, his eyes were full of hope, and the eager expression made Tony feel like he had been hit by another arrow in the knee.I'll go and go - he's really not bullying anyone this time!

Wait, why did he use "this time"?He never bullied others, okay?

Tony rubbed his hair irritably, stood up from his seat, walked to Parker, seemed to struggle for a while before reaching out to pat him on the shoulder, and asked earnestly: "To be honest, you have been here for a few months, I But I didn't treat you badly at all, right?"

Pike nodded immediately, so violently that Tony was worried that his head would just fall off.

"Come on, I'll take you to lunch, hey, stop looking at me like that, I really didn't do anything to you." Tony said as if giving up, just because he had nothing to do today.

Pike followed Tony a little flattered.But in a place where no one could see, he gently pressed a device the size of a pinky knuckle to a hidden place on the office wall.

"So, I told him, if you want the beauty to want to go with you, you have to take off that ridiculous Turkish hat first, and then change that camel-colored grandpa coat." Putting French fries into his mouth, he couldn't help laughing after he finished speaking, his caramel-colored eyes were full of wanton banter.

On the other hand, Pike looked relaxed, and he listened attentively to every word Tony said.The forward-leaning body posture and the brighter eyes seem to light up the whole person.

The more Tony talked, the more excited he got, knowing that he had a rare chance to catch someone to talk about.On the one hand, he himself is busy, and on the other hand, he can't find a suitable candidate—Little Pepper and Roddy, who are going crazy, will just give him a blank stare, but to be honest, he is not in the "mood" to get out. Sheet's female partner said this.

The young man was his own admirer, Tony thought so.Oh, a man who is so satisfied and sincerely adores himself, oh, Tony feels so good and even a little giddy at the thought.please!As genius, billionaire and Iron Man as he is, who wouldn't want such a loyal fan?It is always a pleasure to be admired.

Besides, this young man makes people have the urge to talk and chat.Although it was only a rare discovery of his conscience at the beginning, he couldn't stand the other party's puppy eyes attack, so he wanted to take this poor little guy to a meal to express his comfort.But who knew that in order to avoid embarrassment, he started talking about trivial things, but he wanted to talk more and more, and finally even talked about a few embarrassing things from his student days.This is really... wow, incredible.

"Hey, Pike, I know you admire me, but if you don't eat the blueberry pie on the plate, it's going to be cold." Tony teased, raising his eyebrows and giving him a flirtatious look.

The young bodyguard's cheeks were a little red, and he immediately lowered his head in a panic and cut his poor blueberry pie, and then muttered softly, as if talking to himself: "...Indeed, Mr. Stark, you have always been my object of worship."

It's an adorable look, honestly, really, says Tony Stark, the World-Seeing Beauty.

So Tony laughed and said with regret: "Oh, Pike, if you were a woman, I would want to chase you now."

"I didn't...I'm not, Mr. Stark..." Pike was at a loss again, as if he wanted to explain his motives, but he didn't know how to speak properly.

"Relax, relax, that's not what I meant, why are you so easily teased?" Tony waved his hand indifferently, and asked, "I was the only one talking just now, now it's your turn, um, tell me about your matter?"

"Me? I don't have anything to say, just normal. I grew up on a farm. I joined the army after high school. I didn't have any suitable jobs when I came back to New York for the first two years. I just met my former officer. In the security company, I was asked if I would like to be a bodyguard. After I worked as a bodyguard for a government unit for a few years, someone introduced me to work for Stark Industries." Pike swallowed a small piece of blueberry pie, emerald green I couldn't help but glanced at Tony carefully and said, "I heard that it was Stark Industries, and I didn't expect to be your personal bodyguard."

"You're not considered a personal bodyguard. You usually just guard the door downstairs." Tony complained.

"Um... yes, Mr. Stark."

"It's Tony."

"But, Stark first..."

"Tony."

After the little bodyguard pursed his lips and remained silent for a while, he said kindly, "Yes, Tony. It's true that I usually only guard the door, so when you came to me today, I don't know...what did I do wrong."

"Oh, I also said, it's not your fault." Tony rubbed his chin and said, "Actually, have you ever considered relying on your face to make a living? I mean being a celebrity model. I can pay for it. You can pay for it within three years." It's going to be a hit in Hollywood."

Pike immediately put down the knife and fork, waved to Tony and said, "No, no, I'm not good at acting and catwalking."

"It's really nothing, it's just that every time my girlfriends come to strike up a conversation with you, and you are very happy to strike up a conversation with them." Tony tilted his head, cleared his voice and said, "No, I'm not unhappy, I'm not Small-minded, I'm just... weird, well, maybe a little depressed." He was ashamed to say this.

"I..." Parker pursed his lips: "I just want to ask about you. Although I am your bodyguard, I basically can't see you, so... when they come to chat with me , I just... answered a few words, and they asked me to help take out the trash every time... well, that's all."

Seeing the little bodyguard's head lowered again, Tony was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing out loud, almost laying down on the table without laughing.After a while, she wiped away the tears from her laughter and said, "Fool! How can there be you like this in this world, haha, the napkin balls they gave you are not rubbish, hahaha, I laughed so hard."

Pike blinked his pretty green eyes, and waited for Tony to finish laughing before leaving a generous tip for the shopkeeper.When they left the store and walked towards the luxury car at the door, Parker suddenly asked: "I seem to have seen the boss took a photo just now and left your tableware alone, is it okay?"

"Oh, here we go again." Tony shrugged helplessly, opened the car door and got in, "Ever since I became Iron Man, there have always been people collecting such and such things at the back, believe it or not, the boss will take my Post the photo and add a sky-high Iron Man combo to the menu?"

Tony winked at the little bodyguard, who silently opened the side door and sat in.

"Okay, I take back my original idea, you don't need to be transferred, but the salary is as I said, no, it will increase by 30.00%. Don't look at the gate, transfer to the corridor." Tony laughed: "In this way, you can at least pay attention every day. See me, no need to pick up 'garbage' again."

Tony stepped on the accelerator and drove all the way out.

The author has something to say: Ouroboros: Winter Soldier's classic puppy expression GET!Sure enough, the lethality is huge!Simply victorious~(≧▽≦)~

#What kind of star, I don’t know how to act╭(╯^╰)╮#

#This chapter alias overbearing president loves me#

#Two or three things the president and the little bodyguard have to say#

#Seduction succeeded? #