[Quick Transmigration] Twelve Beauties
Chapter 113 Capricorn - Zhong Wuyan
【Key words of Capricorn: enterprising, tenacious, ambitious】
"You came back crying for the first time."
Matchmaker said.
I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, took a deep breath, and didn't want to speak.
"It seems that it is more suitable for you to complete the task." The matchmaker smiled badly, "How about helping me complete another task?"
"What mission?"
I'm still a little confused, Baba asked.
"It's an almost impossible task, but I think you can do it." The matchmaker stroked her chin, looking up at the sky and thinking, "As long as you help me complete this task, I can become a matchmaker, hehe..."
"What?" I almost jumped up, "Aren't you a matchmaker?!"
What's the meaning?Oolong?
So what am I doing? !
"Ah, ahem, don't get excited." She quickly pushed me down, "Don't be nervous, how could I not be a matchmaker? Of course I am a matchmaker."
"I just heard you say that you want to become a matchmaker..."
"That's right, you're not a matchmaker after you become a regular."
she laughed.
"Then what if it doesn't turn positive?"
I feel something is wrong.
"Hehe, you're thinking too much, there won't be such a possibility." The matchmaker laughed, "Come on, it's the same in heaven and earth, it's just a formality."
"Going through the motions?" As a person who already has the wisdom of Shangguan Wan'er, I can't be fooled by these small excuses, "Since it's just going through the motions, why do you need to complete a task? And it's still an impossible task!"
"Because... because..." The matchmaker turned around, then flicked her sleeves and turned back, "Well, let me tell you the truth, I'm still in the matchmaker's internship period, and I need to match up some marriages. So... now, you can help me, huh?"
"Why should I help you?"
I also want to shake my sleeves and leave, but unfortunately I have no sleeves.
She stopped talking.
After a while, I pulled my skirt weakly: "If I tell you, I am a very special kind of matchmaker...you will definitely help me, huh?"
"A special matchmaker?"
I frowned, unable to imagine.
"It's...a matchmaker who specializes in matching lesbians." She glanced at me secretly, "You know, it's Lily Matchmaker, who specializes in helping women and girls get married."
"Lily Matchmaker?" Fire almost spewed from my nostrils, and it was Jiayuan of the century. "When did this category matchmaker exist?"
"There have always been." She answered seriously, "Our matchmaker studio has always had four positions, in charge of men and women, men and women, women and women, and I don't know what, there will be a corresponding matchmaker for each session. Grandpa Yue is doing business. And I am this year's Lily Matchmaker who is in charge of girls..."
"Wait." I interrupted her, a little confused, "So, what is 'don't know what'?"
After asking, I found that my question is very strange ==
And at this time, the IQ of the gods is reflected.
A certain intern matchmaker actually understood it, and explained embarrassingly, "That is, all kinds of perverted emotions that you call in the world... For example, humans and animals, characters, and even, people versus science."
"abnormal?"
I feel a little tingling in my scalp.
"Is there really a bestiality?"
"Yes." The matchmaker said sternly, "Don't say that, 'transformation' is framed by you mortals. In fact, they are not perverts at all. The ideological dominance of middle-aged people is very strong, and other phenomena that they don’t understand will be labeled as ‘abnormal, perverted’. You are the girl I fancy, don’t say that.”
"Uh...thank you for being fond of me." I was polite with a grim face.
"Don't make that expression." The matchmaker intern was a little helpless, and explained to me seriously, "Actually, everyone's soul is equal, and every love is worthy of respect. Homosexuality is still about animals, even objects, and even about a new year and a science. In the eyes of us gods, no one is qualified to judge the soul and love of others. Only you mortals are keen to judge. And In the fairy world, tolerance is what we pay attention to. Therefore, when we recruit people in the fairy world, the first consideration is compassion. And compassion is not the kind of good deeds you understand, but tolerance and compassion. When you can tolerate the whole world, Compassion for all living beings, you are qualified to be in the class of immortals. Because immortals can only watch over the world in the sky, but they cannot intervene in the fate of heaven."
I stared blankly at her.
For the first time, I found that the funny matchmaker could actually say such a lofty theory!
It's just... "Didn't the gods have compassion? Why don't you?"
"I'm wronged~~" The matchmaker intern held my arm and howled without tears, "I am the most compassionate, why are you swollen to slander me? Chu Li, you slander the gods like this, is it artificial in your family?" ? Make it?"
"Create your sister!" I withdrew my arm with disgust on my face, "Aren't you a fairy in the sky? How come you learned all our Internet slang?"
"Hehe, do as the Romans do, and do as the Romans do." With a shy face, she leaned forward to please her, "So, Chu Li, can you help me? Just because we are all lesbians."
"You're Lara?"
I immediately stepped back three feet to make the distance even further.
"The matchmaker who specializes in pulling strings is of course Lala! Have you ever seen a lily partner who is not Lala?" She leaned over again, continued to hug my arm, and shook my arm, "Chu Li, please, Just help me, because we are both Tianya Lala people."
"..." Why is this statement so strange ==
"Chu Li, please, please~~"
Shaking her arms can no longer satisfy her, and she still wants to rub against me.
"Okay, okay." I want to end this torture quickly and surrender, "As long as you tell me who your flirt is, I will help you."
"surface."
"Hey, let's talk." I became interested in the gossip of the gods, and speculated with a smile, "Is it Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the fairy world? Or who among the seven fairies? Ah, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv What, by the way, there is also Fairy Baihua... There are so many fairies, who do you like? It can't be the Queen Mother, right? Hahahaha..."
I was amused by the excitement of my guess.
She stared at me blankly.
half an hour.
Continue to shake my arm: "Hey~~~~ I don't care, you can help me~~ well~~~"
"roll!"
"You came back crying for the first time."
Matchmaker said.
I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes, took a deep breath, and didn't want to speak.
"It seems that it is more suitable for you to complete the task." The matchmaker smiled badly, "How about helping me complete another task?"
"What mission?"
I'm still a little confused, Baba asked.
"It's an almost impossible task, but I think you can do it." The matchmaker stroked her chin, looking up at the sky and thinking, "As long as you help me complete this task, I can become a matchmaker, hehe..."
"What?" I almost jumped up, "Aren't you a matchmaker?!"
What's the meaning?Oolong?
So what am I doing? !
"Ah, ahem, don't get excited." She quickly pushed me down, "Don't be nervous, how could I not be a matchmaker? Of course I am a matchmaker."
"I just heard you say that you want to become a matchmaker..."
"That's right, you're not a matchmaker after you become a regular."
she laughed.
"Then what if it doesn't turn positive?"
I feel something is wrong.
"Hehe, you're thinking too much, there won't be such a possibility." The matchmaker laughed, "Come on, it's the same in heaven and earth, it's just a formality."
"Going through the motions?" As a person who already has the wisdom of Shangguan Wan'er, I can't be fooled by these small excuses, "Since it's just going through the motions, why do you need to complete a task? And it's still an impossible task!"
"Because... because..." The matchmaker turned around, then flicked her sleeves and turned back, "Well, let me tell you the truth, I'm still in the matchmaker's internship period, and I need to match up some marriages. So... now, you can help me, huh?"
"Why should I help you?"
I also want to shake my sleeves and leave, but unfortunately I have no sleeves.
She stopped talking.
After a while, I pulled my skirt weakly: "If I tell you, I am a very special kind of matchmaker...you will definitely help me, huh?"
"A special matchmaker?"
I frowned, unable to imagine.
"It's...a matchmaker who specializes in matching lesbians." She glanced at me secretly, "You know, it's Lily Matchmaker, who specializes in helping women and girls get married."
"Lily Matchmaker?" Fire almost spewed from my nostrils, and it was Jiayuan of the century. "When did this category matchmaker exist?"
"There have always been." She answered seriously, "Our matchmaker studio has always had four positions, in charge of men and women, men and women, women and women, and I don't know what, there will be a corresponding matchmaker for each session. Grandpa Yue is doing business. And I am this year's Lily Matchmaker who is in charge of girls..."
"Wait." I interrupted her, a little confused, "So, what is 'don't know what'?"
After asking, I found that my question is very strange ==
And at this time, the IQ of the gods is reflected.
A certain intern matchmaker actually understood it, and explained embarrassingly, "That is, all kinds of perverted emotions that you call in the world... For example, humans and animals, characters, and even, people versus science."
"abnormal?"
I feel a little tingling in my scalp.
"Is there really a bestiality?"
"Yes." The matchmaker said sternly, "Don't say that, 'transformation' is framed by you mortals. In fact, they are not perverts at all. The ideological dominance of middle-aged people is very strong, and other phenomena that they don’t understand will be labeled as ‘abnormal, perverted’. You are the girl I fancy, don’t say that.”
"Uh...thank you for being fond of me." I was polite with a grim face.
"Don't make that expression." The matchmaker intern was a little helpless, and explained to me seriously, "Actually, everyone's soul is equal, and every love is worthy of respect. Homosexuality is still about animals, even objects, and even about a new year and a science. In the eyes of us gods, no one is qualified to judge the soul and love of others. Only you mortals are keen to judge. And In the fairy world, tolerance is what we pay attention to. Therefore, when we recruit people in the fairy world, the first consideration is compassion. And compassion is not the kind of good deeds you understand, but tolerance and compassion. When you can tolerate the whole world, Compassion for all living beings, you are qualified to be in the class of immortals. Because immortals can only watch over the world in the sky, but they cannot intervene in the fate of heaven."
I stared blankly at her.
For the first time, I found that the funny matchmaker could actually say such a lofty theory!
It's just... "Didn't the gods have compassion? Why don't you?"
"I'm wronged~~" The matchmaker intern held my arm and howled without tears, "I am the most compassionate, why are you swollen to slander me? Chu Li, you slander the gods like this, is it artificial in your family?" ? Make it?"
"Create your sister!" I withdrew my arm with disgust on my face, "Aren't you a fairy in the sky? How come you learned all our Internet slang?"
"Hehe, do as the Romans do, and do as the Romans do." With a shy face, she leaned forward to please her, "So, Chu Li, can you help me? Just because we are all lesbians."
"You're Lara?"
I immediately stepped back three feet to make the distance even further.
"The matchmaker who specializes in pulling strings is of course Lala! Have you ever seen a lily partner who is not Lala?" She leaned over again, continued to hug my arm, and shook my arm, "Chu Li, please, Just help me, because we are both Tianya Lala people."
"..." Why is this statement so strange ==
"Chu Li, please, please~~"
Shaking her arms can no longer satisfy her, and she still wants to rub against me.
"Okay, okay." I want to end this torture quickly and surrender, "As long as you tell me who your flirt is, I will help you."
"surface."
"Hey, let's talk." I became interested in the gossip of the gods, and speculated with a smile, "Is it Chang'e, the most beautiful woman in the fairy world? Or who among the seven fairies? Ah, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv What, by the way, there is also Fairy Baihua... There are so many fairies, who do you like? It can't be the Queen Mother, right? Hahahaha..."
I was amused by the excitement of my guess.
She stared at me blankly.
half an hour.
Continue to shake my arm: "Hey~~~~ I don't care, you can help me~~ well~~~"
"roll!"
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