[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

There are still monsters in this monster cave!

Chen Tangtang cautiously looked at the person who entered the door.

The man laughed before saying anything: "Don't be afraid, I am Yue Lao."

The corners of Chen Tangtang's eyes twitched, his eyes shifted from his white and gentle face to his wrinkle-free hands.

old?

Yuelao said helplessly: "The world only recognizes me as the old man under the moon, so they always call me Yuelao. In fact, I don't always become an old man."

Chen Tangtang immediately said: "Amitabha, it's a poor monk who made a picture."

"Follow me, the Great Sage is still waiting for you at the entrance of the cave."

"It turns out that the apprentice of the poor monk invited you here."

Please?

You didn't see how your apprentice knocked me down from the sky.

Isn't it just a broken red line...

Yuelao secretly observed the red thread on Chen Tangtang's body. Although there was a layer of film covering her to isolate it from the red thread, she was already entangled in a cocoon by the red thread. And she is the center of the web.

With such a dense number of red lines, even if there are a few less, nothing can be seen.

Thinking of the great sage's anger, Yue Lao couldn't help shivering: "Holy monk, follow me quickly, these two monsters still have some origins, don't let them notice."

Chen Tangtang showed a troubled expression: "Amitabha, it's not that the poor monk doesn't want to leave, but that a person who was traveling with the poor monk was caught."

"Your apprentice?"

"No, but an immortal soldier from the upper realm who was reincarnated into a mortal body for a poor monk."

Yuelao had a look of "I understand".

He said earnestly: "Holy Monk, since you have no way to get married, can't you provoke some marriages with the red thread? You may not know that if the red thread is drawn, it will be the marriage of the third generation. You are fine, but you have lost so many people for three generations in vain." ,well!"

Chen Tangtang: "The poor monk doesn't have..."

Yuelao took out a booklet with him, and said in his mouth: "I can remember everything clearly here, your first life in the sky and your tenth life on earth, the evil fate you committed."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Obviously didn't do anything, I don't know why, but I just feel that I can't refute.

Seeing that she didn't refute anymore, Yue Lao put away the brochure: "The one you want to save, I'll go and save it. You hurry out through the front door and meet the Great Sage."

"The front door? Aren't they all at the front door?"

"The great sage said that he will lure those people away. Holy monk, hurry up, otherwise, the great sage will be violent and beat people again."

"But, doesn't it mean that if the red line is broken, you can't meet each other?"

Yue Lao said: "I can't see it, but I can hear it. Don't worry, I'm still here?"

He patted his chest: "There is a specialty in surgery, I'm here all the time, what are you worried about?"

Chen Tangtang was moved by him, so he split up with him.

Chen Tangtang arrived at the door along the way he came. Just as he was about to go out, he saw the door was pushed open from the outside.

Her heart skipped a beat and she looked around, but she couldn't find a place to hide.

The door was pushed open at once, and she collided with the two people outside.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

What about the person who was promised to be loved by God?

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at Chen Tangtang, and Chen Tangtang looked at them.

Jin Jiao asked warmly: "Elder, is this?"

Chen Tangtang said coldly: "Amitabha, the poor monk is worried and wants to go out and have a look."

Jin Jiao's cheeks were slightly red: "You and I have such a deep friendship, and the elder doesn't trust me."

Behold friendship!

Yinjiao crossed his arms, raised his chin and said: "Brother, don't be so sentimental, she cares about you and even your opponent won't care about you."

The blush faded from Jin Jiao's face, he nodded, as if resigned to his fate, he said helplessly, "The elder is such a merciful person, what else can I do, I'm so... well, I have to forgive her."

Silver Horn: "..."

What the hell is your look like a good wife and mother?

Chen Tangtang stabilized his mind, and said calmly: "How?"

"Hmph, it's just a little hairy monkey, how can it compare to my brother and I, besides, we still have a magic weapon in our hands."

Nothing is more important to the two of you than a solid waistband.

"magic weapon?"

Seeing Chen Tangtang's curious expression, Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao surrounded Chen Tangtang like children who got something good and wanted to show off.

Jin Jiao took out a gourd from behind: "Look at this, this is not an ordinary thing, let me tell you..."

Yinjiao didn't wait for his brother to finish, and snorted: "What's the matter, look at this, isn't this clean bottle beautiful?"

While talking, the two brought Chen Tangtang to the lobby.

Jin Jiao put down the gourd, and picked up a sword with a cold light: "Does the elder like this? This is used by the Taishang Laojun to refine demons."

Silver Horn: "Look here!"

Chen Tangtang looked over, and saw Yinjiao took out a big fan and fanned it to the corner, and the sacks piled up in the corner suddenly caught fire.

Silver Horn triumphantly raised his plantain fan: "Isn't this better?"

Chen Tangtang exclaimed: "Sure enough."

Yinjiao was even more proud, like a child who ate candy.

Jin Jiao was not angry, lifted his clothes, and untied his belt: "Elder, look, this is the treasure!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

There is no end!

Chen Tangtang scolded angrily: "Amitabha, the donor is so shameless!"

Jin Jiao was inexplicably reprimanded and was dumbfounded.

"Elder, elder, aren't we friends? Let me show you what my baby has?"

What do you think of your friend? Who wants to see the baby between your legs!

Jin Jiao whispered: "Elder, is my baby not as good as my younger brother's baby, is the elder dissatisfied?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You filthy demon king, stay away from the poor monk.

Jin Jiao looked sincere: "Elder, listen to me, some treasures should not only be judged by their appearance, but also by their usefulness."

No, no, no, no matter whether it is the appearance or the inner poor monk, I don't want to know, you'd better pull up your pants.

Chen Tangtang: "You don't want to..."

"You don't believe it? Well, then today I will let you, the elder, identify and see which one is more powerful, my brother's or mine! This is not only a matter of a man's dignity, but also you, an elder..."

Jin Jiao blushed.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Blush a ghost!

Your big baby has nothing to do with the poor monk!If you continue to play hooligans like this, the poor monk will cry!

Yinjiao stared at his brother's trousers, and said with a sneer, "Compared to me? Brother, you are still far behind."

Yinjiao: "Mine should be fair and white, and should be hot and hot. Brother, what do you have?"

Jin Jiao stared at his younger brother: "What do you know! You can't look at anything by its appearance, brother, is my baby shining? Is it cold?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Although the poor monk didn't want to watch it, but after hearing what you said, the poor monk suddenly became a little curious... No, Tang Tang, you can't commit lust!

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes tightly and said, "Amitabha."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao looked at her puzzledly.

Yin Jiao asked curiously: "What Buddha's name are you reciting at this time? Don't close your eyes, what do you think when you close your eyes?"

Jin Jiao was also curious about this matter, but he stood by Chen Tangtang's side without hesitation, and reprimanded his younger brother: "What do you know! Elder, he is devoted to Buddha. Besides, since it is a treasure, if you can only understand it by looking at it, then why not?" What kind of treasure is it? Come on, elder, you can touch it..."

As he said that, Jin Jiao grabbed Chen Tangtang's hand and touched his... belt?

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang was startled, and immediately opened his eyes.

Jin Jiao smiled gently: "This is a golden rope, and it is also a rare treasure."

Belt baby?

Chen Tangtang had a look of disbelief.

Jin Jiao said: "Don't underestimate this rope, it is used by the Taishang Laojun to tie his robes, this rope can only listen to the Tighten Rope Curse and Loose Rope Curse, if others don't know the spell, it is easy to untie it Not open."

Chen Tangnahan: "But, have you ever thought about..."

Yin Jiao heard her hesitating, and urged: "What have you thought about?"

"If you have to use spells to tie the rope and untie the rope, what should you do if you and Taishang Laojun encounter an emergency and suddenly want to go to the toilet but have no time to chant the spell? What if you are in a hurry to go to bed?"

Golden Horn: "..."

Silver Horn: "..."

What you said seems to make sense.

Chen Tangtang shook her head, and she couldn't help remembering the misunderstanding just now, and asked, "Is this the treasure you want the poor monk to see?"

Jin Jiao was ashamed and shy, and hid the rope under his clothes again.

Yinjiao laughed loudly, and in a moment of complacency, he even fanned the plantain fan at himself. As a result, sparks burst out and burned his whole body.

Jin Jiao hurried to put out the fire with a clean bottle of water.

Chen Tangtang took a few steps back, and when he didn't pay attention, his sleeve swept across the table, knocking the gourd to the ground, and even stepped on the stopper of the gourd in a flurry.

A golden light suddenly ejected from the gourd and flew out through the open door.

Was that golden light just now her big apprentice, Sun Xingzhe?

It seems that without the red line, the two will be blocked by God's will.

Jin Jiao took the clean bottle and poured all the water on Yin Jiao's body. The fire on Yin Jiao's body was finally extinguished, but his whole body was as wet as a drowned chicken.

He flicked his hair, like a puppy shaking its fur again.

"Brother, every time you are proud, there will be some accidents, you should pay more attention in the future." Jin Jiao persuaded earnestly.

Yinjiao became angry from embarrassment: "I said it was an accident! An accident!"

After finishing the farce, the three sat neatly on the spacious throne.

Chen Tangtang pinched the Buddhist beads on his wrist and said, "There is one more thing that the poor monk doesn't understand."

Jin Jiao said warmly: "You and I are close friends, if you have any questions, just ask."

"The babies you just mentioned...what are they?"

Did the poor monk think too much?

Yinjiao said weakly: "Didn't you see it all?"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang stared at the four objects on the table, and tentatively asked, "Should I be clean?"

Yinjiao pointed to the silver-white clean bottle and said, "Isn't it white?"

"Should it be hot?"

Yinjiao kicked the plantain fan angrily: "I'm burned like this, isn't this baby hot enough?"

Chen Tangtang turned to Jinjiao: "What is that shining flower?"

Jin Jiao scratched his head with a smile: "Look at that red gourd."

Chen Tangtang: "The cold light is this sword?"

Jin Jiao nodded quickly: "Yes."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Yinjiao looked at her: "Otherwise what do you think?"

The poor monk thought... thought... no, that's what the poor monk thought.

"Amitabha, good is good."

It turned out that these were wonderful misunderstandings.

Jin Jiao smiled and said, "Brother, don't make trouble with the elders."

Silver Horn snorted.

Jin Jiao said in a warm voice: "Elder, since you and I are good friends, it is natural for us to sleep on our feet."

Silver Horn: "Hey, brother!"

Jin Jiao ignored him, and Yin Jiao directly poked his head over, staring at Chen Tangtang with one gold and one silver eyes, and said in his mouth: "If this is absolutely necessary, then I will sleep with you too. "

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Jin Jiao poked his head over with a smile: "Elder, what do you think?"

The same beauty, the same gold and silver pupils.

The two were watching her nervously.

Chen Tangtang said with a restrained face: "The poor monk doesn't..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the little monster who hurried in.

"My lord, my lord, it's not good, the door...uh—"

Why did he ruin the good deeds of the kings again? But, can the three of them kiss together?

Tsk tsk, you are indeed a king, you really know how to play!

Yinjiao said angrily: "What's going on?"

The little monster hurriedly said: "A man exactly the same as before came outside the door, claiming to be the grandson of Zhe Xing, and asked us to let his master go."

Jin Jiao nodded hurriedly: "That's right, it is said that Tang Seng has four or three disciples with great supernatural powers, and Sun Xingzhe is his first disciple, so this Zhe Xingsun is his second disciple."

Yinjiao clapped his hands together suddenly: "So that's how it is!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Although the poor monk is dissatisfied with you trying to trap my apprentice, but for the sake of your stupidity and cuteness, forget it, the poor monk will not kill all of you monsters that are on the verge of extinction.

Yin Jiao picked up the clean bottle: "Brother, you sit down first, it's enough for me to collect him by myself."

After finishing speaking, Yinkaku walked out arrogantly.

Chen Tangtang thought of the golden light just now, and suddenly asked: "What magical powers do these gourds and clean bottles have?"

Jin Jiao is now fascinated by the beauty, and he wants to make friends with her, so naturally he knows everything and can't stop talking.

He told her all about this baby's magical power of being able to put people into a gourd, and even wanted to secretly give her the plantain fan.

Chen Tangtang couldn't put it into words: "Is this bad? This is your brother's property."

Jin Jiao waved his hands and said with a smile: "He has a bad memory and never counts. I will tell him later that his plantain fan may have been accidentally thrown somewhere."

Although Yinjiao's behavior is hateful, it's pretty miserable to be tricked by your brother.

Chen Tangtang sighed for a while, took the banana fan unceremoniously, rolled it up, and hid it in his wide sleeve.

You are so kind to the poor monk, the poor monk can't bear to do the next thing.

Chen Tangtang sighed and asked, "Can I try this gourd?"

Jin Jiao stuffed the gourd into her arms excitedly: "Try it, try it."

Chen Tangtang had a dignified posture, holding the gourd with bare hands, unplugging it, and staring at the golden horn.

His figure was reflected in her clear eyes, as if she finally had him in her eyes.

Even if it's the moon in the water and the flowers in the mirror, Jin Jiao can't help being crazy.

Chen Tangtang called softly: "Golden Horn."

He was shocked suddenly, his whole body was numb, and he responded hoarsely, and then his whole body was sucked into the gourd.

Chen Tangtang stuffed it into the plug with a bang.

However, the sound of "Bo" was like some pornographic sound. When Yue Lao in the passage heard this sound, he was so frightened that he rushed over immediately.

"Uh..." Yue Lao looked at the empty hall and the lonely monk on the throne.

Chen Tangtang looked at him puzzled: "Why are you sweating profusely and your cheeks are red?"

Yuelao wiped his face with his sleeve and said with a smile, "Ha, it's hot, it's hot."

Yue Lao was eager to change the subject, so he asked, "Why are you sitting here and not going to the door?"

Chen Tangtang: "So you don't know what just happened?"

"what happened?"

Chen Tangtang glanced at the gourd.

Sensitively aware of her eyes, Yuelao also looked at the gourd, only to see a red thread tied to the gourd.

He was startled suddenly: "You, you don't even let gourds go!"

Chen Tangtang looked confused: "Huh?"

At this moment, there were footsteps at the door, and Silver Horn's proud voice: "I'll just say that I'm enough alone!"

Yuelao slid around and got under the table.

He squatted at the bottom of Chen Tangtang's feet, raised his head, and raised a finger to his lips.

Chen Tangtang reached out and patted his head subconsciously.

Yue Lao: "..."

How dare you pat the head of a god?Be careful, I purposely gave you more red lines!

Forget it, there are too many lice and it doesn't itch, which has no deterrent effect on her.

"Huh? Where's my brother?" Yinjiao stood in front of the table and looked left and right.

Sitting behind the table, Chen Tangtang said calmly, "He wants to go to the bathroom, but he forgot the rope-loosening spell, so..."

The corner of Yinjiao's mouth twitched, and he muttered to himself, "That's really not a good thing."

Chen Tangtang leaned forward and asked, "Is it inside?"

Yinjiao triumphantly said: "That's natural, who am I, can't beat him?"

You don't even know who you are, so how can the poor monk know who you are?

However, you must have used small tricks to defeat Sun Xingzhe.

Chen Tang Tang asked warmly: "It's amazing, can I see it?"

Yinjiao's chin was raised high, and his whole body was about to fly up: "Look, look! Haha, do you know how powerful I am? Don't be too obsessed with me, I won't like you."

Taking advantage of his inattention, Chen Tangtang opened the cork of the clean bottle, another golden light flashed, and God's will ejected her big apprentice again.

Holding the clean bottle, Chen Tangtang called softly: "Silver horn."

Yinjiao brushed her hair, said with red ears: "Well, what do you want me to do? You should..."

With a whoosh, he was also sucked in.

Chen Tangtang immediately corked the bottle and clapped his hands.

Yuelao came out in disbelief, looking at the red line on the clean bottle: "Take both monsters?"

Chen Tangtang said indifferently: "Amitabha, the poor monk has no other choice."

It was a last resort, and sure enough, as the saying goes, there is a knife on the head of Sezi.

Yue Lao wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Great Sage, you don’t have to rush to escort Tang Seng to the west at all. Tang Seng has a peach blossom all over her body, and all living beings in the three realms will experience peach blossom disasters when they meet her.

Chen Tangtang packed up the treasures on the table and asked again: "Where is Baihua Shame?"

Yue Lao said: "After all, he descended to earth privately, and I have brought him back to heaven."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "That's fine, after all, it's strange to have someone who looks like the poor monk."

Yue Lao: "..."

I don't think so much, if you can fuck it, it would be great, and give one to each person at the end of your red line.

"Now I have to trouble Yue Lao to help me and my apprentice."

Yuelao hurriedly said, "No, no, no trouble."

Tsk, I can't deal with any of the five masters and apprentices, so I'd better sell them.

The two left the lotus cave and came to the woods.

"My apprentice..."

Before Chen Tangtang finished speaking, he found a strand of familiar blond hair hanging down in front of his eyes.

However, even though she saw this blonde hair, she knew she couldn't look up.

Since they are not allowed to meet each other, then they are not allowed to meet each other. If she raises her head, Sun Xingzhe will definitely be sent flying by God's will.

Even if we meet, we don't meet each other.

Chen Tang Tang looked at Yue Lao who was at the side, and was about to ask, when a cloud suddenly floated in the sky, covering the sunlight above his head.

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