[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Forget it, let's tie him there first, and when his apprentices find him, we'll catch him together."

The two brothers left after discussing.

Chen Tangtang retreated to the bed, laying on the bed without taking off his clothes.

She planned to sneak into the place where Bai Huashou was being held in the middle of the night, when everyone was asleep, and release her.

But as soon as her head touched the pillow, she fell asleep, and fell asleep without paying attention.

In the middle of the night, Chen Tangtang felt a bit hot on his neck in a daze.

She struggled to open her eyes, but it was as if she was being crushed by a ghost. She was clearly awake, but she couldn't open her eyes, and couldn't move her limbs.

Warm breath, slightly itchy touch.

Chen Tangtang finally opened his eyes, but at a glance he saw a handsome face hanging above her head with his hands resting on her cheeks—a golden glint in one eye, and a silver light pouring in the other.

Is it the Golden Horn?

"You've finally woken up, sister-in-law." He called her with a smile, curled his thin lips, and blew lightly on her lips.

This pair of virtues is obviously Silver Horn!

and--

"Sister-in-law?" Chen Tangtang looked blank.

Don't say no, if you are really a sister-in-law, tell the poor monk, what are you doing now?Climb on sister-in-law's bed?

Yinjiao narrowed his eyes: "Yeah, don't tell me that you don't realize the difference my brother treats you."

"Different? Is there?" Chen Tangtang opened his eyes wide, and his precarious eyes were reflected in the clear eyes.

"Lie!" He tidied up his eyes in a panic, and said sharply, "He's so obvious, how could you not see it?"

What do you see?

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "Benefactor, can you get off the poor monk first?"

Yinkaku frowned, as if she had made some unreasonable request.

"Don't even think about it!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Nowadays, monsters don't know how to cure their diseases.

"I don't care if you really don't know or if you don't know, I will tell you—" Silver Horn slowly bent down and said softly, "I won't let you snatch my brother away."

Who the hell wants to rob your brother!

"Amitabha, if you want to commit a crime, there is nothing to worry about. The donor can't get used to the poor monk, so naturally he can't listen to the poor monk's words."

She pursed her thin lips lightly, and inadvertently her moist breath blew on his lips.

Yinjiao's heart seemed to be on fire suddenly.

He swallowed and said stiffly, "You mean I'm targeting you on purpose?"

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes and remained silent.

There is a night pearl embedded above the cave, and the hazy halo is like a veil falling, covering the two heads, and her thick eyelashes cast furry shadows on the eyelids.

Silver Horn stared at the shadow, and said hoarsely, "I don't have one."

Chen Tangtang's eyes were pure and kind: "If not, why did the benefactor use a murder weapon against the poor monk?"

"The murder weapon?" Yinjiao's bewildered expression immediately changed, as if he suddenly understood something, he jumped back quickly, and hit the bedpost with a "bang".

What was your reaction?The one who suffers is obviously the poor monk!

Chen Tangtang sat up with a serious face, and asked in a low voice, "Is the benefactor okay?"

Yinjiao kept his legs together, stared at her nervously with a pair of strange eyes, but said in his mouth: "Hmph, what can I do, it's just that you, a monk, smell too bad, so I ran away of!"

"Bad smell?"

Chen Tangtang pinched her collar, lowered her head and sniffed it, but because of her movements, the collar on the other side also began to loosen, revealing her white collarbone and a small part of the golden cicada mark.

"Ah!" Silver Horn exclaimed, "You, what are you going to do to me!"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

At this moment, there was a loud "bang" from the gate, and someone kicked it into the air.

Jin Jiao rushed in eagerly, but stopped abruptly.

Jin Jiao watched Chen Tangtang and Yin Jiao's movements, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "That... elder, what are you doing?"

Chen Tangtang looked blankly at Yinjiao who was crouching at the end of the bed, and looked down at himself, only to see that he was pulling at the front of his clothes, looking eager to take off his clothes, as if he was about to do something to Yinjiao.

"Poor monk..." Chen Tangtang was about to explain.

Yinjiao rolled his eyeballs, and suddenly started crying: "Brother, brother, I can't be a man anymore, this monk, this monk wants to be contemptuous of me!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Slander, naked slander!

Jin Jiao looked at his poor younger brother, and then at Chen Tangtang, who was like the breeze and the moon, and the flowers of the high mountains. He seemed to have a steelyard in his heart to weigh the two of them on both sides.

"Brother, save me..." Yin Jiao knelt on the bed, and walked up to Jin Jiao, wanting to hug her brother, but unexpectedly, he hugged him in vain.

Silver Horn almost fell to the ground.

He turned his head in disbelief, and saw his elder brother was kneeling and sitting on the edge of the bed, with a pair of hands that were used to fanning fire and making alchemy, he was picking up the slightly wrinkled skirt of the monk and smoothing it out carefully.

"elder brother……"

But Jin Jiao seemed to be unable to hear, put his hands on Chen Tangtang's shoulders, and said solemnly: "I treat the elder like a close friend, I don't know how the elder treats me?"

Chen Tangtang didn't understand what was going on, so he followed him and said: "The benefactor treats the poor monk with sincerity, and the poor monk naturally treats the benefactor with sincerity."

Jin Jiao's subordinates exerted a little force and looked softly: "Then it's okay, my younger brother is also your younger brother, so what does it matter if you play with your younger brother?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Your words are wrong, right?You mean the poor monk can do whatever he wants to your brother?

No, no, the poor monk doesn't want to do anything.

Silver Horn was completely dumbfounded.

Could this monk have given his brother some ecstasy soup?Or is he a fake brother?

Jin Jiao, who was particularly good at selling his younger brother, said generously: "Yin Jiao has rough skin and thick flesh, and he is resistant to blows and falls. If you are rough with him, it's okay. He is hard-spoken and soft-hearted, and he said no, no, no, no." I'm very happy in my heart."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

My god, what's wrong with your brother?No, how did you know this?I always feel as if I have learned something extraordinary.

Yin Jiao was so angry that he was about to explode: "I didn't, brother, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Jin Jiao stared seriously at hers with a pair of strange-colored eyes, as if he wanted to deeply imprint his brand in her eyes.

"No matter what happens, I don't want it to affect the friendship between us."

Silver Horn: "..."

What kind of friendship has grown into such a virtue!

Brother, wake up and hey!

Chen Tangtang was stunned.

I'm sorry, the poor monk doesn't quite understand what you mean.

Yinjiao made a "tsk tut" sound, and an inexplicable force in his heart urged him to say: "That's not okay, the elder just said it, you have to be nice to me, not brother!"

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang was even more confused.

Did the poor monk say this again?Why doesn't the poor monk know about himself?

Jin Jiao turned around abruptly: "Brother."

Yinjiao curled his lips: "Brother, you can't make things difficult for your only brother because of such an ugly and smelly monk?"

Jin Jiao's voice was deep, and his eyes were a little dull: "The elder is my only friendship."

Yinkaku let out a nonchalant "huh".

You don't look like your friendship has been betrayed, but rather like someone gave you a green hat.

"So what? He doesn't like you." Silver Horn turned his head away.

He has to break up the two of them today.

Jin Jiao lost the smile on his face, and his handsome face was a little gloomy: "Brother, you can't do this."

Yinjiao stretched his neck and said, "I can do whatever I like, I want you to take care of me!"

The two identical faces faced each other, both the golden eyes and the silver eyes were full of anger.

Some contradictions had already been planted from the very beginning, but no one punctured the window paper.

Chen Tangtang wanted to say something, but couldn't speak.

Obviously the poor monk didn't do anything, why does it feel like the poor monk let you two brothers fight against the wall.

At this time, no one noticed the broken door, and someone sneaked out half of his head—a white hair tied with a red headband, standing at the door to observe secretly.

Yuelao took a peek into the house, his eyes were clear.

Ha, he is no stranger to the trick of two men competing for one woman.

Yuelao carefully looked at the ankles of the two brothers, and sure enough, he saw two red threads clinging towards Chen Tangtang's direction. Tang Tang wandered around, reluctantly wanting to get closer to her.

Well, since the Great Sage said that he wanted his master to hate these courteous monsters, then...

Yuelao stretched out his hands, and at the same time made a motion to untie something.

Chen Tangtang: "Two benefactors, put down the butcher knife..."

At this moment, the two brothers who were confronting each other, looking at each other, and preparing to fight each other suddenly felt their waists loosen and their lower bodies feel cold.

However, the two who were about to check their situation were first attracted by the scene where the other's pants fell to the ground.

The two said in unison: "You actually want to do this kind of thing to her!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You brothers not only have the same face, but also have holes in your head, right?

Chen Tangtang raised his head and said calmly: "You two benefactors, the poor monk asked you to put down the butcher knife, but didn't ask you to put down your pants."

Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao immediately bowed their heads, their faces flushed.

The two raised their pants in a panic, while the monk sat on the bed.

At this moment, a little monster who had already been chased away hurriedly ran in again: "Da, lord, it's not good... Uh, I'm sorry to disturb the two lords, I'll go out now, I'll go out now .”

The little monster walked out of the door with a look of contempt, and tried to close the door, but the door was already gone.

The little monster touched his chin.

These two great kings looked like dogs, but they didn't expect to like to play tricks like this behind their backs, and even broke the door on purpose. Could it be that the more people watched, the more excited they were?tsk tsk——

Then should I stay and watch, or leave?

The little monster was about to take a peek back, but bumped into the gloomy expression of the king.

"What are you doing here! Didn't I tell you all to leave!"

The little monster said in a low voice: "I, I can't bear to part with the kings."

He wanted to take a peek at the monk on the bed, but Jin Jiao also stood up and blocked his sight.

The little monster pouted.

Well, well, it seems that the kings not only lost their kidneys, but also lost their hearts.

"Huh?" Jin Jiao lowered his face.

The little monster hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Yes, there was a man called Sun Xingzhe who came outside and yelled, saying that the king has tied up his master, and he wants the king to return his master quickly?"

"Master?" Jin Jiao looked at Yin Horn.

Yin Jiao seemed to be distracted, and when Jin Jiao asked him this question, he also let out a "ah" in a daze.

The little monster almost twisted his mouth in his heart.

This is probably what the saying goes - men become fools after they go to bed, right?

The little monster cheered up and reminded: "Your Majesty, forgot? It's the monk we tied up in the kitchen."

Only then did Yinjiao realize: "Oh, Sun Xingzhe seems to be Tang Seng's great apprentice."

Jin Jiao nodded: "The business matters, the business matters."

He looked at Yinkaku, and Yinkaku looked at him.

Yin Jiao smiled: "What is brother doing? You go first."

Jin Jiao: "You go first."

The two stared at each other with their trousers pulled.

The little monster couldn't help reminding again: "My lords, Sun Xingzhe is about to come in."

The two turned their heads at the same time and walked towards Chen Tangtang.

The corner of Chen Tangtang's mouth twitched.

Don't, don't look for the poor monk, the poor monk doesn't want to lose face with you two trousers.

The two of them couldn't hear what she was saying, and stood in front of her together.

Jin Jiao said warmly: "You wait in the cave for a while, we will be back in a while."

Yinjiao: "Hmph, don't walk around, be careful not to be eaten by wild beasts."

Jin Jiao said: "If there is anything to do, just call out, I will pay attention to it."

Yinjiao: "Oh, if you don't hear me, you will die."

Jinjiao glared at Yinjiao: "Apologize!"

Yinjiao: "No, oh, brother, you are only allowed to be courteous, and I am not allowed to tear things down?"

"you……"

Chen Tangtang: "You two, go quickly, go quickly, the poor monk knows about it."

The poor monk just wanted to be alone.

Jin Jiao smiled softly: "Okay, then I'll go now, don't you wish me success?"

You are going against the poor monk's apprentice, how dare you have the face to ask for the poor monk's blessing?

May your pants drop!

Seeing Chen Tangtang's aloof appearance, Jin Jiao didn't force it anymore.

Yinjiao said with a stinking face: "I don't want any blessing from you!"

That being said, his eyes were fixed on her expectantly.

"Uh... I hope you don't drop your pants?"

Silver Horn turned around and left.

Jin Jiao suppressed a smile and followed behind.

The two walked in one direction as soon as they left the door.

Chen Tangtang listened to the little monster asking puzzledly: "My lord, isn't the door of our house over there?"

"Shut up and find a strong belt first."

The voice gradually faded away, and Chen Tangtang also breathed a sigh of relief.

It seems that what Taibai Jinxing said is right, as long as she keeps going westward, things will turn around for her and her apprentices.

Chen Tangtang stood up, ready to secretly let Baihuashuo go, and then joined Sun Xingzhe at the front door.

At this time, a man in red and white hair suddenly walked in from the door.

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