[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Chen Tangtang stared at Jin Jiao's staggering back for a long time, then slowly closed his eyes.

Not long after, there was a sound of footsteps around him.

Chen Tangtang suddenly opened his eyes, but saw a man squatting beside her, staring at her lips in a daze. This man was a Taoist priest who said he was looking for something.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Perverted!

"You..." He put his hands on the ground, raised his heels, and leaned his whole body towards her.

Chen Tangtang looked back with disgust, but there was a tree behind him, and he couldn't retreat any more.

"What is Taoist priest doing?" Chen Tangtang asked with a straight face.

The Taoist blinked and said softly, "The food you have eaten seems to be delicious."

Hearing this, Chen Tangtang quickly rubbed the corner of his mouth and chin. Just now he accidentally licked her chin where the juice splashed on her. This time, he can't let him sneak attack successfully again.

Chen Tangtang covered the lower half of his face with his hands, leaving only one pair of eyes to look at him.

The Taoist's eyes kept moving down, and fell on her slender and soft fingers.

The Taoist raised his chin: "What are you doing covering your mouth?"

A light flashed in his eyes: "Wow, you don't think I'll kiss you, do you?"

He folded his arms and looked back, snorted: "You really think beautifully, even if you look a little better, what's the use of you, you are a monk, you don't even have hair, and you still want to seduce me?"

Buddha, don't stop the poor monk, the poor monk will give him a good meal today!

"Amitabha, the donor is worrying too much, the poor monk has never thought about it."

Chen Tangtang put down his hands, with a holy and inviolable look on his face.

The Taoist squatted on the ground, tilted his head to look at her, saw her snow-like face, and the cinnabar mole between her eyebrows.

"Hmph, it doesn't look like that!"

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes, not bothering to pay attention to his insanity.

"Hey, where did you get your fruit? I searched the woods and couldn't find it. You have to be honest, if you don't tell me—" He lazily elongated his voice, With his arms on his knees, his head resting on his arms, he whispered, "I'll eat you."

Co-authoring Taoist priests doesn't work anymore?Need Tang Monk Meat tonic?

Maybe it was because the look in Chen Tangtang's eyes was too rich, the Taoist blushed suddenly, and roared angrily: "What kind of eyes are you! Look down on me? You think I can't do it?"

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "The monks don't lie. Those fruits were indeed found by the poor monk in the forest. The poor monk was very curious when he found them, because those fruits seemed to be placed there artificially."

"Human?" He stroked his chin and looked thoughtful.

"exactly."

Just as the Taoist was thinking, he suddenly turned his head and asked, "Huh? Who is that?"

Chen Tangtang immediately turned his head to look, but the side face facing the Taoist was suddenly kissed.

How dare he!

Chen Tangtang turned his head abruptly, but the Taoist priest had already run far away.

Yinjiao clasped his hands behind his hands, and said in a vicious voice: "Look at it, I just want to do what others don't let me do! You resist me so much, so I just want to kiss you!"

Are you a bear kid?What others don't let you do, what you do!

Chen Tangtang looked at him coldly, raised his hand and rubbed his cheek.

"What are you doing? I already kissed you. I'm the one who lost!" He looked angry, but his ears were red. A mouthful of fragrance."

He turned his head and kicked the stone in front of him with his toe.

"Disgusting taste, distasteful temperature, distasteful softness, in short, distasteful!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Something seems wrong?

"You..." Chen Tangtang hesitated to speak.

But Yinjiao turned around abruptly, and disappeared with a whoosh.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

You run pretty fast, why?Your legs aren't lame anymore, are you?

Chen Tangtang lowered his fist wrapped in golden light.

Behind the tree not far away, Yue Lao was frightened silly.

"What's the matter with you? Why didn't you say anything?" Dasheng asked with a frown, crossing his arms.

Yuelao swallowed dryly, and said in a low voice, "It's nothing, hehe, it's nothing..."

"It's nothing, why are you so stiff? Didn't you just say that the stinky Taoist priest ran to my master again?" The Great Sage rubbed his nose, "He has a familiar smell that I'm not used to. You can smell it for three miles."

Yuelao: "Is there? No?"

The great sage straddled the branches with his legs, and fell directly from the high branches lightly, and landed in front of Yuelao.

Yuelao smiled happily: "Great Sage, it's really nothing."

Sun Xingzhe stared at him coldly.

Yue Lao smiled more cautiously.

Sun Xingzhe raised his head and looked in the direction of the master, but his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, and he couldn't see her figure clearly even though he was only a short distance away.

"You keep an eye on me honestly. If you let me know that you have caused my master to suffer a little bit..." Sun Xingzhe turned his head and stared at Yue Lao coldly, "I will turn your residence in the sky upside down. !"

Yuelao sighed, and said softly: "How dare I conceal the great sage, but Sanzang is not an ordinary monk, he is an ordinary person, but he is also an extraordinary person, the great sage really doesn't have to worry so much."

Sun Xingzhe folded his arms and did not speak.

Okay, okay, I understand what you mean.

Yuelao nodded: "Don't worry, Dasheng, I will do my best."

Sun Xingzhe turned around suddenly, his startled face was reflected in his golden eyes, Sun Xingzhe asked coldly, "Are there any other red threads tied to my master besides the red threads of the four disciples?"

Yuelao panicked: "Great Sage, this is a heavenly secret, don't let it out."

Sun Xingzhe put his hands on his ears, making a gesture to take out the golden cudgel.

Yue Lao immediately replied with a serious face: "Yes."

Sun Xingzhe narrowed his golden eyes.

I really don't cry without seeing the coffin.

Yuelao looked helpless: "Great Sage, don't force me, I really can't reveal too much."

Sun Xingzhe turned his face away, folded his arms, and muttered to himself, "I don't know where Yuelao's red thread scissors are hidden?"

Yue Lao: "..."

Great Sage, can you avoid the person involved when you want to do something bad? I heard everything.

Sun Xingzhe turned around, with his back turned in Chen Tangtang's direction, as if he couldn't bear to take another look at the direction that was in his heart.

Yuelao looked at the back of the Great Sage, lowered his head, and made a twisting movement with both hands, as if he was twisting some kind of thread. Those threads became more and more twisted, and the twist became more obvious. When the specific shape could be seen, his He already held a red thread ball in his hand.

Yue Lao looked at Sun Xingzhe's back, and then looked down at the red thread ball in his arms.

How does this make him say!How to say!

Said that the red thread on your master's body has been wound into a ball, can we knit a sweater?

Suddenly there were footsteps in the woods not far away.

Yuelao followed the prestige.

I saw that the Taoist priest who had just escaped came over holding some straw and banana leaves.

Chen Tangtang stood up and stared at him vigilantly.

Jin Jiao's face was inexplicable: "Elder...the elder is complaining that I came back late?"

He showed an embarrassed smile: "Sorry, I've been looking for these things for a long time, and my legs and feet are not good."

Bad legs?

The poor monk sees that you can squat and run, which is faster than ordinary people.

Chen Tangtang clenched his hands behind his back into fists.

Jin Jiao frowned at her, and his expression became more gentle: "Look at these things I found, they will definitely allow you to sleep peacefully."

Chen Tangtang looked at the things in his arms, and said meaningfully: "There are a lot of things, and it may be enough for two people to sleep on the floor."

Jin Jiao said softly: "Well, if the elder likes it, I can sleep with the elder."

sleep together? !

You bastard is still unwilling to give up!

Chen Tangtang slapped him instantly, and the unsuspecting Golden Horn was sent flying again.

Chen Tangtang said with a cold face: "You treat the poor monk like this, even the monk will be angry. Since the Taoist priest's leg is fine, please take care of yourself!"

After that, she flicked her sleeves and turned to leave.

Jin Jiao got up in a hurry, with a dazed expression on his face, even ignoring his own injury, he hurriedly chased after him: "Elder—cough cough!"

He clutched his chest, and the corners of his mouth were even bleeding.

But because of the lessons learned from the past, Chen Tangtang thought that he was just pretending, so he didn't pay much attention to him.

Jin Jiao hurriedly chased after him, apologizing in a low voice: "Elder, listen to me, it's indeed my fault for pretending to have a leg injury, but I'm...it's..."

Are you learning how monsters deceive mortals?

If he really said this, it might make the elders even more disgusted, right?After all, the elders are so compassionate and pure.

Chen Tangtang saw that he was hesitating in his speech, and felt more and more that this person could not be trusted.

Jin Jiao covered his chest with his hands, and staggered: "I fell in love with the elder at first sight, and I really want to become friends with the elder. The elder believes in me."

Chen Tangtang was unmoved.

Jin Jiao asked softly: "Then how can the elder trust me? What if I open my heart and show it to the elder?"

Is this threatening the poor monk?

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said as he walked, "Amitabha, Taoist priest, you are full of lies and frivolous. The poor monk does not want to be with you."

"what?"

Jin Jiao admits to being full of lies, but where is his frivolous behavior?

Jin Jiao raised his hand and looked at it, puzzled: "What do the elders think of my frivolous behavior? Can't I change it?"

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but said: "The poor monk is not something you can tease casually."

"Teasing?"

Jin Jiao suddenly thought of something, frowned fiercely, and asked in a low voice: "Could it be that the elder met someone who looks like me?"

My God, this person can even tell such a lie?

Chen Tangtang looked indifferent: "Why didn't the Taoist priest say that he has a twin brother?"

Golden Horn: "..."

Seeing Chen Tangtang walking faster and faster, Jin Jiao became more and more panicked, an unprecedented panic swept over him, his head went dizzy, and he just wanted to stop her!

So, he suddenly rushed forward, and rushed towards Chen Tangtang.

However, at this moment, his belt was caught by a branch that protruded out at an unknown time, and with a "hiss", the belt was torn apart, and the silk trousers fell down lightly, just as he was about to hurry He tripped and fell to the ground in his hurry.

What Chen Tangtang turned around to see was the scene of the Taoist priest taking off his trousers in the sun.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

She couldn't help shaking her head.

It's really a downturn in the world, people's hearts are not old, it's nothing more than seeing someone Rishu before, but now there are still people in Ridi?

Seeing that Chen Tangtang was going to be completely disappointed in himself, Jin Jiao made a quick decision, suddenly changed his arrogant expression, and said flatly: "You are such a stupid monk, even my brother and I can admit our mistakes."

and many more.

Chen Tangtang stopped in his tracks.

Seeing that this trick is feasible, Jin Jiao immediately got up from the ground, lifted his pants, and imitated his younger brother Yin Jiao's tone and said slowly: "You monk is not only ugly, but also really stupid. If you are like this, then leave me. Brother stay away."

Chen Tangtang turned around: "Your brother?"

Jin Jiao raised the corners of his mouth, obviously with an unruly expression, but because he was pulling up his trousers right now, it looked strange no matter how you looked.

"You really didn't recognize it!"

Chen Tangtang thought about it carefully, then stared at Jin Jiao a few times back and forth.

Jinjiao didn't know when Chen Tangtang met Yinjiao, and he didn't know what Yinjiao did to her, so that she would be so resistant to him, but thinking with his toes, he knew Yinjiao didn't What a good thing you did!

His younger brother was very easy to slander.

He snorted softly and said: "You rescued my brother from the slope and went to find Guozi. At that time, I secretly switched identities with my brother. I wanted to test you. How did you know that you, a stupid monk, would be so easy?" Just fall for it!"

Chen Tangtang was a little confused: "What exactly do you want to do?"

"What do you mortal know!"

This man's words are so annoying.

Chen Tangtang turned around and was about to leave when someone grabbed the corner of his clothes.

"No, you can't leave, you have to see my brother." Jin Jiao's ears turned red, but he still insisted.

Chen Tangtang was helpless: "If the poor monk heard correctly, you are the one who wants to separate the poor monk and your brother, and now you are the one who wants the poor monk to meet your brother. What are you planning?"

Uh, why do you feel that the words of the poor monk are a little strange.

Jin Jiao's eyes flickered.

Of course it's a picture of you!

Jin Jiao said: "You will know when you come, and you are a monk who went up the mountain alone, obviously you have something to ask for help from the monster king in the lotus cave, right? Humph, let me tell you, I am the king Yinjiao in the lotus cave , my elder brother is the King of the Golden Horn."

It really is a monster.

The poor monk felt that almost all the good-looking and sick people along the way were all kinds of monsters.

Since it is a monster, do you believe the poor monk you said?

Chen Tangtang shook his head and said: "The poor monk doesn't believe that you have twin brothers, unless your brother is here."

At this time, a branch and leaf by the side of the road happened to be blown away, and a Taoist priest who looked exactly the same was standing there, looking at Jin Jiao in puzzlement: "Brother, what are you doing?"

Jin Jiao, who pretended to be his younger brother and was exposed: "Uh..."

Chen Tangtang, who was slapped in the face on the spot: "Hmm..."

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