[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

The Taoist looked Chen Tangtang up and down.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his arm: "The poor monk helps the Taoist priest to get up first."

"Then trouble the elders."

Chen Tangtang held his arm, put his arm on his shoulder, and lifted him up vigorously.

The Taoist priest was trembling, and when he tilted his head, he stuffed it into her neck.

The faint fragrance of lotus fills the breath.

His face flushed all of a sudden.

"Chairman, elder..." His voice was low and soft.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang kept looking down at his bleeding leg.

"Where is the elder? Where is he going? Is..."

"Can you still go? We can't keep going down the slope, we have to find a way to get out, and find a doctor to treat your legs for the Taoist priest."

"Well, Pindao can move around for now."

He looked at Chen Tangtang's side face - such a picturesque face, the cinnabar mole between the eyebrows was more like ecstasy

"Let's go in whatever way the elder says, and I can do anything."

Find the way to the poor monk?Then you are afraid that you want to stay in the woods for the rest of your life.

"Can Taoist priest know the way?" Chen Tangtang asked.

The Taoist shook his head, his cheeks were flushed, and he seemed a little embarrassed.

Chen Tangtang showed joy on his face: "That's great."

Taoist: "Huh?"

"The poor monk doesn't know the way. The poor monk always thought that there are only a few people in the world who have this problem. I didn't expect the Taoist priest to be the same. It's really a fate."

Taoist priest:"……"

He closed his eyes, opened them again, and simply forgot his ability to recognize the way, and said bluntly: "Yes, I also feel that I am destined to be with you, Elder."

It was the first time he had smelled such fragrant meat.

The Taoist pillowed on Chen Tangtang's shoulder with some fumes, and said softly: "Let the poor Taoist be dealt with by the elders, and the elders will take the poor Taoist with them."

Guanyin found Laojun and asked him and his younger brother to go down to earth to help test Tang Seng's sincerity, but the two brothers lived in the sky since they were young, and the monsters they saw all abandoned their monster habits and became immortals. How can they pretend to be immortals? How about becoming a real monster?

The two discussed in the cave for a long time. On the one hand, they ordered the little monster to find Tang Seng and his disciples. On the other hand, the two wanted to catch some mortals to try their hand, but they didn't expect that he would meet a mortal for the first time. A person who fits his heart so well.

All the monsters said Tang Seng's meat was delicious, if Tang Seng could be as beautiful and good-smelling as the monk in front of him, it would not be in vain for the two brothers to go down to earth and go to this world.

It's like licking.

The Taoist opened his eyes and stared at her fair neck without blinking.

Chen Tangtang took him for a random walk in the woods, until the sun went down, there was still no village in front of him, no shop behind, and no trace of Baihuaxiu.

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "Let's take a rest here first, and then leave after dawn. The poor monk sees that this forest is too big, and we may not be able to go out for a while."

The Taoist stared at her throat and said softly, "It's okay, it's okay to go further."

This is strange.

Chen Tangtang looked at the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest immediately smiled and said, "Because the poor Taoist believes in the elders, and the elders are kind-hearted, they will surely be blessed by heaven and earth."

Chen Tangtang also said to him: "The poor monk also believes in the Taoist priest, and the Taoist priest and auspicious people have their own heavens."

The two chatted about their business, and decided to find something to eat.

Chen Tangtang picked a few branches and wanted to start the fire first, but she didn't bring anything to light the fire in her arms. She rubbed her head in distress, and turned her head to find some flints to start the fire.

The Taoist looked at her back, and suddenly rubbed his fingers together, creating a flame. He flicked it casually, and flung it onto the branch, which burst into flames.

Chen Tangtang looked at the fire he had set up in amazement, and his suspicious eyes fell on the Taoist priest.

The gentle and handsome Taoist smiled gently: "The elder really has a way."

"Huh? Is it the fire made by the poor monk?"

The Taoist nodded, and said softly: "Of course, otherwise, who else would have this supernatural power? After the elder set it up, they spontaneously started to have a fever. It may be that the elder picked up a branch with heavenly fire."

So the poor monk is so powerful?

Chen Tangtang touched his face in confusion: "Then, that poor monk went to find something to eat."

The Taoist smiled softly: "I'm sorry, elder."

He kept staring at Chen Tangtang as he walked into the dark forest, and then propped his cheek with one hand, and sighed softly: "You are so lost, can you still find your way back?"

Chen Tangtang didn't go far, and saw a lot of fruits on a big leaf, such as grapes, pears, jujubes, loquats and red bayberries, which are really all seasons. There is a small lotus leaf stacked next to these fruits. Cup, the cup is full of juice fried from fruit, just smelling it is extremely sweet.

Who put this?

Chen Tangtang raised his voice and asked: "Amitabha, do you know that these things have owners?"

No one in the woods answered.

Chen Tangtang asked several times, but still did not get any answer.

Chen Tangtang said again: "If it is a gift from heaven, then please roll the fruit to the poor monk's feet."

Saying that, she took a few steps back.

At this moment, a jujube fell from the pile of fruits and rolled to Chen Tangtang's feet.

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, thank you."

After that, she took some fruit juice with her clothes and turned around to leave.

The person hiding behind the tree finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw her take the fruit, the person turned around, looked up at the tree and smiled and said, "Great Sage, I will do everything according to your wishes." , can you let me go?"

I saw Sun Xingzhe sitting on a thick branch in black.

He leaned against the tree trunk, his blond hair slid from his shoulders, and swayed all the way to the tree, with one leg straightened and the other bent, with his arms on his thighs and a straw in his mouth, he was staring at the moon in a daze.

The silvery moonlight intertwined with the golden eyes, turned into some kind of wave light, and the wave light almost overflowed from his quiet eyes.

The person under the tree took a few steps forward and appeared under the moonlight. He was a young man with white hair and red clothes, gentle brows and eyes but always happy. Even though he was forced to do these trivial things now, he still looked gentle And happy.

"Great Sage?" He called him softly.

Sun Xingzhe closed his mouth, spat out the straw in his mouth with a "pooh", put his hands behind his head, and said coldly: "You really dare to say it this month, if it wasn't for your inability to cut the red thread effectively, How could it be like this? Not only can I not get close to Master, but I can't even take a look at it?"

He frowned, indescribably irritated.

After he returned to the Huaguoshan Water Curtain Cave, he always felt that there was something missing in his heart, and he was bored with everything. After thinking about it to no avail, he wondered if he had been cast by some spell?After asking the heavens and the earth for a while, he finally found out that someone had cut the red line between him and Master!

He didn't know what kind of relationship he had with his master in the past, but if someone wanted to manipulate him, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, that would be absolutely impossible!

The gentle and joyful man who was aged in the moon was very helpless: "I didn't know that someone would steal this thing, and it would hurt you. Oh, haven't I already tried to remedy it? If it can be cured, both sides of the red line must be needed." Tears of remorse, you see, are you able to shed tears, or is it the holy monk who can shed tears?"

"You still dare to argue?" Sun Xingzhe took out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from his ear.

Yuelao was frightened for a moment, and hurriedly said: "The great sage misunderstood, the great sage misunderstood, I didn't quibble, it's just... this red thread is really not something else, marriages in the three realms depend on it, this thing How can it be so simple, let me think again! Don't be annoyed, let me think again!"

Sun Xingzhe snorted coldly, put away the golden cudgel, thought for a while, and said softly, "As you think about it, go and help me find out about Master's situation and see if she still needs help."

Old Yue frowned, and responded with a smile: "Don't worry, Great Sage."

Sun Xingzhe turned his head, and the moonlight brushed his side face, making his face even more stern: "You are not allowed to appear in front of her, otherwise..."

"I understand, I understand..." Yue Lao quickly assured.

Yuelao breathed a sigh of relief until he retreated out of Sun Xingzhe's sight range.

The red thread has already been cut and you are still so jealous, if you haven't cut it...

He couldn't help shivering.

A wild horse still needs a good hunter who can tame him. Sun Xingzhe’s trouble in the Tiangong really frightened the gods in the sky. If he can’t return the wild horse to his owner, the Jade Emperor will surely sleep well. Not stable.

Thinking of this, Yue Lao couldn't help speeding up his pace.

Chen Tangtang hugged a bunch of fruits, walked left and right, but he couldn't reach the Taoist priest. He drank up a glass of fruit juice and found no one.

"Could it be that the poor monk lost his way again?"

Chen Tangtang didn't believe in this evil, and walked for another hour, finally, he had no choice but to believe in this evil.

Just when she was about to give up, there was a sudden sound of someone stepping on a dead branch from the front side.

"Is it the priest?"

Chen Tangtang immediately chased after him.

A man in red was holding his forehead helplessly by the tree trunk behind her.

Who decided to let this lost Tang Monk go to learn scriptures?Isn't this actually hurting people!

Just now he was throwing stones and shaking leaves, but she just refused to take the right path, and had to walk on the path that became more and more diametrically opposed.

I don't know who the person who stepped on the dead branch would be?

She didn't even notice that he had stepped on ten or eight of them just now, but she heard when someone else only stepped on one. Is cooperating with the holy monk deliberately ignoring him?

Hey, Great Sage, you are worrying too much, this immortal has no sense of existence in the eyes of your master.

Although Yuelao had many complaints, he still chased after him as entrusted by his loyal friend.

Chen Tangtang ran towards the direction where the voice came from, and saw a figure wearing a star crown from a distance.

It really is the Daoist!

"Prince Daoist! Priest Daoist!" Chen Tangtang called urgently, and the figure finally turned around, revealing that handsome face under the moonlight, his brows were slightly wrinkled, showing a bit of boredom.

Chen Tangtang smiled as if he didn't see it, and said: "The poor monk found some fruits, Taoist priest, come and eat."

"There's nothing good about the fruit in the forest, even if it's..." He was about to look away, but his eyes froze, "This is a fruit that only exists in the fairy family. Where did you get it?"

He approached her step by step, looked at the fruit, then at her, with a look of disbelief.

Chen Tangtang said calmly: "There are a bunch of leaves placed in the forest."

The Daoist suddenly widened his eyes.

He bent down suddenly, leaned in front of the fruit and sniffed it again and again.

That's right, that's right, this taste!This taste!etc--

Following a clear scent, he sniffed and smelled Chen Tangtang's lips.

Chen Tangtang leaned back, but he said impatiently: "Don't move!"

Chen Tangtang was helpless: "Master Daoist, if you want to eat..."

Before she could finish speaking, she felt a chill on her chin, as if she had been swept by something wet and slippery.

Chen Tangtang suddenly widened his eyes.

The Taoist priest rested his fingers on the peak of his lips, and looked up, as if he was savoring something carefully.

You pervert!He even took advantage of the monk!

Chen Tangtang let go of his hand, and the fruit in his arms began to fall down.

Daoist Priest was startled, and hurriedly pulled up his clothes to pick up the fairy fruit, he couldn't help but scolded: "Do you know how precious these fairy fruits are! It's too wasteful for you to throw them around so casually."

Just as he lifted the hem of his clothes to pick up the fruit, for some reason, his belt snapped, and the white trousers fell directly to his ankles, revealing his heavy capital and slender and tight legs.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The priest who was picking up the fruit: "..."

Chen Tangtang turned his head and left.

Stinking rogue!The poor monk disdains the company of such people!

"Hey, wait a minute, you haven't told me where you found the fairy fruit yet!" He asked, holding the fairy fruit in his right hand and lifting his pants up with his left hand, looking really embarrassed.

"No? She seems to be very familiar with me just now?" The Taoist thought for a while, and said to himself: "Could it be that she recognized me as my brother?"

This Taoist priest and his elder brother are the well-known Golden Horn King and Silver Horn King in the Lianhua Cave of Pingding Mountain. They have become kings of monsters since they descended to earth, and they haven't really eaten human flesh once.

The two were entrusted by Guanyin to test Tang Seng's sincerity in learning scriptures. Because they were afraid of scaring Tang Seng, they decided to change into human form to deceive passers-by who placed orders.The two are twins in the sky, and they have the same mind when they become human, so they become two identical Taoist priests.

Yinjiao felt that the monk recognized him as his elder brother, but he couldn't figure out why his waistband broke so neatly.

Yue Lao not far away nodded contentedly.

Since he was entrusted by the Great Sage to take care of his master, he naturally wanted to do this job well and well.

Once this trick was used, the holy monk might not have a slight liking for them.

Yuelao quietly retracted his head, and continued to follow Tang Seng who had been lost for 1 years.

Chen Tangtang really didn't understand why the people he met along the way were so strange.

The world, this is the world.

Chen Tangtang walked for a while, and suddenly saw a fire, and the Taoist priest who dared to insult the monk was standing in front of the fire, with his hands on his belt.

Seeing her coming, the Taoist priest showed a gentle smile: "You are here, do you want to see my baby?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

It seems that this person must be taught a lesson.

The Taoist said with a smile: "My baby is very useful, I can give you a try..."

As he spoke, he rolled his eyes, showing a friendly and gentle expression.

How could someone say such shameless words with such a face?

With a sullen face, Chen Tangtang stepped forward a few steps.

The Taoist lifted the hem of his clothes.

Chen Tangtang wrapped his palm with golden light and slapped it.

The Taoist priest was overturned by the force of this palm and hit a tree before finally stopping the castration.

He coughed and touched his chest, and looked at Chen Tangtang with a puzzled expression, not knowing what he did wrong?

Obviously he was delighted when he saw her, even though he might return to heaven soon, he still wanted to get along well with her.

However, besides facing the alchemy furnace in the sky, he is facing his younger brother who has the same face as himself, or Laojun. He really doesn't know how to be friends with ordinary people.

Probably, sharing what you like together is the best way, right?

Jin Jiao was about to show the monk the treasure he brought down with him, but she slapped him.

Jin Jiao touched his chest, and panicked even more, almost wanting to cry.

He said sullenly: "What's wrong with me? Why are you so angry?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha, please respect yourself."

Jin Jiao died unjustly: "Why am I not self-respecting? You speak clearly... I, I just want to be nice to you... Is there something wrong with that?"

Is it right to be good with the monk?

"Amitabha, the poor monk's six faculties are pure."

Jin Jiao rubbed his chest and lowered his eyelashes: "I don't know why the elder misunderstood me, but I really don't have any wrong thoughts about the elder."

Wanting to eat...ah no, wanting to be friends shouldn't be wrong.

Chen Tangtang: "Is that true?"

Jin Jiao nodded: "That's true... Is the elder hungry? I found some fruits and came back. Elder, come and eat some?"

Chen Tangtang was shocked by his shamelessness, it was obviously the fruit she found, how did he find it in a blink of an eye?

However, eating is important, eating is important.

Chen Tangtang said "Hmm" with a straight face.

Jin Jiao's face looked better, and he immediately hid behind the tree, took out some fruits from his sleeve, and held them in front of Chen Tangtang.

Not only do Jinjiao and Yinjiao often communicate with each other, but they also have a common spell, which is similar to the universe in their sleeves. Both of them can take out the things hidden in each other.

Just as Jin Jiao noticed that there was a batch of fruit in Yin Jiao's warehouse, he immediately brought it to Chen Tangtang to enjoy.

When Chen Tangtang saw the pile of fruits, he wanted to break the precept and curse at others.

You can be shameless, but you can't be so shameless!

The fruit I got back, you said you got it, and you want the poor monk to accept your favor.

Chen Tangtang's face became even colder.

Jin Jiao washed and peeled the fruit for her, served her to eat, and looked at her carefully.

"Is it tasty?"

Chen Tangtang: "I don't know, what does the priest think?"

Jin Jiao showed a gentle smile: "I haven't eaten it yet, but seeing you eat it makes me happier than eating it myself."

"If you like me, I will get some more for you."

Anyway, oppressing my younger brother is not considered oppression.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

That is obviously the fruit obtained by the poor monk!

After eating the fruit, the two sat by the fire to warm themselves.

Jin Jiao asked with a smile: "I don't know where the elder is from? Why did he go into the mountains? If you need my help, just speak up."

Chen Tangtang thought for a while and said in a low voice: "The poor monk came to this mountain to save a person."

"Rescue?"

Chen Tangtang nodded: "The poor monk saw it with his own eyes. In broad daylight, a monster snatched a monk in the street. The poor monk chased him all the way here, but he got lost. I don't know, Taoist priest, what kind of monster is there?" Do you understand?"

Golden Horn: "..."

He smiled with difficulty: "Impossible? The two monster kings here have restrained their subordinates very well. How could they do such a thing as robbing monks on the street?"

These little monsters who have done more than fail!Tell them to use their brains to do things, and to be clean and agile. In the end, they did such a thing!How can this king befriend this monk?

Jin Jiao thought for a while and said in a low voice: "I know something about the two kings. They are both easy-talking monsters. Maybe it's a misunderstanding?"

Chen Tangtang said solemnly: "Of course the poor monk knows that there are good people and bad people in the world, and naturally there are good goblins and bad goblins, but from what the poor monk saw along the way, it seems that the more beautiful the goblin is, the more difficult it is for people to describe it. You put all your energy into your face, so that everything else is..."

Jin Jiao blushed at what he said.

It actually caused the elders to have such a misunderstanding, those monsters in front are really hateful!

Jin Jiao touched his face, and asked in a low voice: "Then what does the elder think of Pindao's appearance?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Now face priests also start to care about faces?

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't care about appearance."

Jin Jiao nodded: "Yes, the elder is right."

"Don't pay too much attention to the Daoist."

Jin Jiao touched his face thoughtfully: "Then what kind of face does the elder like?"

How did this topic get this far?

Could it be that you are a wicked person?

Chen Tangtang's eyes showed vigilance.

After Jin Jiao noticed it, he immediately said: "Oh, good, good, go to sleep."

The two leaned against a tree each, ready to fall asleep.

Chen Tangtang shook his head in discomfort.

Jin Jiao immediately asked: "Is there something uncomfortable for the elder?"

"No."

Jin Jiao stood up immediately: "Elder, wait, I will find something to pave the floor for the elder."

With that said, he turned and left.

Chen Tangtang wondered: "Daoist, didn't your leg break?"

Jin Horn's back stiffened.

Oops, forgot to install it.

He immediately put on a motionless look, and limped into the woods.

The author has something to say: Happy Valentine's Day.

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