[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Amitabha, the donor's vegetarian food is extremely delicious."

"Then, then you can eat more." Xiaoqing blushed and filled her with another bowl full of rice.

Xiaoqing was in a daze, and couldn't figure it out—wasn't he angry?How could he obediently start cooking after being patted on the head by this monk?

Ah, could it be that this is a demon monk, what kind of magic spell has been cast?

Xiaoqing told herself to be on guard, but her hands spontaneously delivered the rice.

Chen Tangtang's eyes were shining like the morning light, looking at him... the rice in the bowl, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, showing a gentle smile.

Amitabha, you must treat delicious food with dignity, with compassion and love in your heart.

In the eyes of Xiaoqing and Zheng Yulang, this little monk was originally born with an extremely beautiful appearance, but because he was extremely serious and serious, he had a sense of abstinence and dignity.

Now, this layer of solemnity is gone, like a Buddha statue coming true, stepping down the lotus platform, becoming amiable and lovely, even the cinnabar mole on the center of her eyebrows seems to bloom from a white lotus seed to a flower with her smile Shining red lotus.

Zheng Yulang couldn't help but become solemn.

She can save the world, but can confuse the world. If she is really allowed to go to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures, what happens along the way will be really unpredictable.

Even this green snake monster...

Zheng Yulang turned his head to look at Xiaoqing who was staring at Chen Tangtang obsessively, frowning slightly.

Zheng Yulang asked warmly, "Jinchan, what do you think of the food?"

Chen Tangtang picked up the last grain of rice, swallowed it, and then lightly opened his red lips: "Amitabha, you are so kind, monks don't pay attention to appetite, and a poor monk who has a bowl of clean white rice is enough."

Zheng Yulang: "..."

"However," Chen Tangtang turned around and faced Xiaoqing, "the benefactor is pure and kind. He gave the poor monk such a rich meal. The poor monk will definitely chant scriptures and pray for the benefactor in the future."

Zheng Yulang: "..." Chanting scriptures and praying for monsters?It really deserves to be a golden cicada.

Xiaoqing's cheeks were full of colorful clouds, and she shook her hand and said, "No, no, I'll make it for you if you like it, as long as you like it." As she said, her wet eyes slipped on the monk's body.

Zheng Yulang laughed, and neither scolded nor reprimanded Chen Tangtang: "Chunshan? You are the one who is pure, right? If you dare to eat food made by poisonous snakes, you are not afraid of his venom dripping into the food and poisoning you to death."

Zheng Yulang is worried, why did she have such a temperament that grows in a honeypot?How can she see the dangers in the world?

"You're talking nonsense!" Xiaoqing glared at Zheng Yulang angrily, "I'm a snake demon who has practiced for a hundred years, and I'm not the same as those worms on the ground!"

Zheng Yulang: "How is it different?"

Xiao Qing said without hesitation: "I didn't want to eat this good monk, and I didn't lie to him."

"Didn't you lie to her?" Zheng Yulang kicked Xiaoqing's calf, obviously his kick was extremely slow, but Xiaoqing couldn't dodge it for some reason.

Xiaoqing threw herself on the ground and rolled.

"you!"

Zheng Yulang pointed to Xiaoqing and said to Chen Tangtang: "Look, he even lied to you about his gender, and dared to say that he didn't lie to you. You can't believe monsters."

It turned out that in order to lure those people, Xiaoqing wore loose clothes. After being kicked by Zheng Yulang and rolled on the ground, the clothes became looser, and half of her chest was exposed, showing the silhouette of a woman. It's different with men after all.

Xiaoqing was angry, anxious and scared, and hurriedly looked at Chen Tangtang: "I'm not, I don't, you listen to my explanation."

One of Zheng Yulang and Xiaoqing wanted her to see the truth clearly, and the other wanted her to listen to her explanation. Chen Tangtang simply closed his eyes and refused to listen or look.

Zheng Yulang: "..."

Xiaoqing: "..."

The two froze like puppets whose strings were broken.

Zheng Yulang coughed lightly, and continued: "This monster deliberately concealed its gender to please you, I'm afraid it's not good."

Xiaoqing: "Hey, you are a Buddha, with supernatural powers, and you still framed a goblin like me, shameless!"

Zheng Yulang's face was not red and he was not out of breath: "The monster is going crazy."

"...The benefactor should put on his clothes first." Chen Tangtang's voice sounded faintly.

Zheng Yulang and Xiaoqing were stunned again, the two of them were so busy arguing that they forgot about it.

Xiaoqing lowered her head shyly, closed her collar, and secretly looked at Chen Tangtang, seeing that he really didn't even look at her, she couldn't help feeling a little bit wronged.

What, is he so shameless?

Those mortal men saw him as if they saw meat, their eyes glowed green and wanted to eat him, but he turned a blind eye. Is it because the monks don't eat meat and only eat vegetarians?

Xiaoqing licked her fangs and swallowed.

However, he didn't want to eat himself, but he wanted to eat him.

Zheng Yulang waved his fan, covered his mouth, and took the opportunity to slander Chen Tangtang: "I saw him swallowing, oh, he wants to eat you? The monster is indeed a monster."

"No!" Xiaoqing hurriedly defended, but didn't know how to defend.

He wanted to eat that monk, not the hungry one.

Chen Tangtang seemed to be unable to hear, and said calmly: "Are you ready to wear your clothes?"

Xiaoqing let out a "huh" and pinched the skirt of her clothes in aggrieved way.

Only then did Chen Tangtang open his eyes, his clear and pitiful appearance was reflected in his clear pupils.

"I have something to ask the benefactor."

Xiaoqing stood up and said nervously: "You said... But, I really don't want to eat you."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "I believe it." My own intuition.

Xiaoqing thought he was talking about believing in herself, and felt as if she had licked honey in her heart.

"Did you lure those two people here on purpose?"

Xiaoqing rolled her eyes and caught a glimpse of Zheng Yulang who was gloating in his misfortune. His eyes flashed brightly, and he said bluntly: "I like the master. Whatever the master asks, I will answer."

He said softly, "It was indeed me who seduced you."

Zheng Yulang coughed: "Look, what did I say?"

"However, those two people are evildoers. They ran from other places to the town below the mountain and ran amok. I don't know how many girls from good families they have harmed. I just want to teach them a lesson."

"How to teach."

Holding her face in her hands, Xiaoqing said timidly: "Just suck a little bit of their yang energy, just a little bit."

Zheng Yulang couldn't help but said again: "Don't be fooled by him, this monster doesn't have a single word of truth in his mouth, how can a mortal man be fine after being sucked by the monster?"

Chen Tangtang asked slowly: "Will it hurt your life?"

"No, no, no, I'm a serious monster, and I never do such things." Xiaoqing put her legs together and looked at her innocently.

When he is not pretending to be a woman, he shows a youthful beauty and heroism, and when he opens his eyes, he looks even more pleasing.

Zheng Yulang cursed inwardly: How could this snake learn these tricks to please people just like a dog.

"The yang energy I absorb will only weaken their bodies for a while, and will definitely not harm their lives."

"So that's the case." Chen Tangtang nodded as he listened, it seemed that he believed it.

Zheng Yulang hurriedly said: "Don't rush to believe it, my ancestor, think about it again, he definitely didn't absorb Yang Qi because he wanted to teach others, but he wanted to absorb Yang Qi, and then selected treacherous people."

Chen Tangtang looked up at him, as if saying "what's the difference between the two".

Zheng Yulang said "Ouch", covered his forehead tiredly, and sat down on the stool beside him.

"Forget it, do what you want."

Zheng Yulang put his folding fan against his forehead, and thought tiredly: Since her temper can't be overcome, then he can only think about her more and make a backup.

He sneaked a peek at Chen Tangtang, the sunlight from the window shone on her face, she lowered her eyes, neither sad nor happy, but this indifferent look made people want to treat her better , better.

Forget it, depending on her appearance, there will only be more people who will worry about her in the future, not fewer.

"Amitabha, everything in the world has a cause and an effect. The snake benefactor planted his hands on those two people because of a cause, but the poor monk disrupted the cause and effect. It is better to make it up again."

Zheng Yulang's eyes widened all of a sudden.

Wait, what are you monk doing?

Xiaoqing complained: "What kind of snake benefactor, my name is Xiaoqing."

"Amitabha." He was distracted and didn't hear it just now.

Looking at Chen Tangtang, Zheng Yulang smiled helplessly, and slowly closed the fan in his hand: "Okay, let's go."

He stood up and moved his shoulders, only to feel that his whole body was much more relaxed.

She is always so ignorant in doing things, but she always seems to be able to get things right.He followed her not far from the Jinshan Temple, as if he had spent his entire life worrying about it, but in the midst of fear and laughter, he felt more relaxed and interesting than sitting on the lotus platform.

The three returned to the woods, only to find that the two big men had long since disappeared.

Xiaoqing said: "It's okay, I can find them, they live in the town below the mountain."

"Amitabha."

Zheng Yulang didn't want to say anything anymore, since he had already boarded the boat of this "demon monk", he had no choice but to go all the way to the dark.

The town at the foot of the mountain is relatively large, and there are more people coming and going.

Standing in front of the city gate, Chen Tangtang felt as if he had forgotten something.

Zheng Yulang held his fan and gritted his teeth: "Why did I forget that you are so popular here?"

"My God!" Xiaoqing stared at the grand occasion in front of her with a dumbfounded expression.

"It's Master Xuanzang."

"Master Xuanzang has gone down the mountain."

"Master Xuanzang, this is a vegetable grown by my family."

"Master Xuanzang gives this to you..."

"Xuanzang..."

"Ah! My God! I have touched Master Xuanzang's hand!" A voice of ecstasy suddenly sounded, and then the crowd around Chen Tangtang became even more turbulent.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year everyone~ Cover your face, I didn't expect this article to go to the 2nd for the first update of the new year. I was obviously in a hurry to update, and the computer screen froze once halfway through.

Sorry QAQ

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Villager: Hurry up, folks, the idol is going to the countryside to send warmth~

Chen Tangtang: Oh, so enthusiastic

Zheng Yulang: ...【I seem to be speechless too many times】

Xiaoqing: Save the snake!Just a snake!It's going to be squeezed to death!