[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Amitabha."

The little lady in Tsing Yi glanced at Zheng Yulang, walked to the basket, and picked it up.She deliberately pulled the white cloth on the basket, and the aroma of the food became more intense.

"Master—" her voice was soft, as if she was being coquettish, "Come on."

Chen Tangtang stared at the basket closely.

Zheng Yulang sighed.

The little lady in Tsing Yi took the basket to her chest, rubbed it slowly a few times, her eyes seemed to have small hooks, and she flung them winkingly at her.

Chen Tangtang's eyes moved along the basket and landed on her chest.

"Ah," the little lady in Tsing Yi blushed, "Where is Master looking?"

Chen Tangtang raised his head and looked at her.

The little lady's face became even redder, and she turned her head hastily: "Master, come with the slave family, otherwise the slave family can't sleep peacefully day and night, isn't it your fault, master?"

Chen Tangtang couldn't refuse, so he had to be led by the little lady to go deep into the forest.

"My house is right in front of you, Master, come quickly with this slave's house."

"donor……"

"Master, just call my servant Xiaoqing." Xiaoqing held the basket, covered her face, and swept her shyly over her body, like a small brush.

Zheng Yulang couldn't help shaking his head, and warned: "Master, you have to restrain your whims."

"Ah?" Chen Tangtang looked at him, his eyes were so clear that he could see to the end at a glance, so he didn't have any dirty thoughts.

The one with dirty thoughts is purely himself.

Zheng Yulang coughed lightly, and said awkwardly, "Master can obey the precepts... very good."

He turned his head to look at the little fairy in front of him, and asked aloud, "What do you think of monsters?"

Xiaoqing's back stiffened.

Chen Tangtang: "Is there any difference between monsters and humans?"

Zheng Yulang looked at her in surprise, and even Xiaoqing turned around.

Chen Tangtang looked at Xiaoqing's basket and said in a low voice, "As long as monsters don't eat people, they are no different from people."

Xiao Qing was taken aback, looked down at her basket, bit her lip, and cursed: "You are such a fool, how can monsters be the same as humans."

Zheng Yulang rolled up his sleeves, with a compassionate and cold smile on his face: "Yes, how can monsters be the same as humans? Most monsters are wild beasts and beasts, and they are hard to get rid of. If they are good, they can be a helper; Without restraint, it must become a disaster."

Xiaoqing glared at Zheng Yulang viciously, grabbed the basket and walked forward without looking back, even forgetting to lead the way.

The three of them walked for a while, and saw a lonely log cabin standing in the woods ahead, surrounded by fences, and white and purple wild flowers were climbing on the fences.

Xiaoqing rushed into the courtyard and scolded Zheng Yulang, "Don't come in, you are not welcome here!"

Zheng Yulang smiled, but Xiaoqing trembled uncontrollably as if she had encountered a natural enemy.

She grabbed the fence, her fingers turned white from too much force, but she still stared at him stubbornly.

Chen Tangtang looked at Zheng Yulang, Zheng Yulang caught her gaze and smiled at her.

It's not so scary, why Xiaoqing acted like a frog met a snake?

"Hello—" Xiaoqing called her softly.

Chen Tangtang turned his head, not knowing why.

Xiaoqing snorted: "I didn't let him in, and it's not that I didn't let you in. What are you doing standing outside?"

Chen Tangtang let out an obedient "Oh" and walked inside.

Zheng Yulang stopped her with his fan.

"Have you always been this unguarded?"

Zheng Yulang pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache, and lightly tapped the tip of the fan on the burning cinnabar mole on her brow: "You... aren't you afraid that he is going to harm you?"

"You, what nonsense are you talking about! I won't harm her!" Xiaoqing's eyes were burning with anger, and her face was flushed red.

"No harm? Huh?" He turned his head to look at Xiaoqing, his apparently gentle eyes were as ice-cold at this moment, "Didn't you seduce those two men? Didn't you want to harm them?"

"I...I..." Xiaoqing glanced at Chen Tangtang, and said confidently, "I didn't eat them."

Chen Tangtang moved his palm to cover his stomach.

Stop talking, she's so hungry.

Now even if a monster invites her to dinner, she will gladly accept the appointment. Well, anyway, she has a golden body armor, which makes her invulnerable, and if a monster wants to eat her, her teeth will only be broken.

Zheng Yulang chuckled, and said indifferently: "Monsters don't eat people, but they also harm people. You monster has not yet shown its original form!"

"I, I don't know what you're talking about at all." Xiao Qing stomped her feet, turned around and ran towards the house.

"You monster..." Zheng Yulang raised his hand and was about to display his supernatural powers, when Chen Tangtang suddenly hugged his arm.

"Jinchan, you..." Zheng Yulang turned his head, but his eyes widened for a moment.

She was so close to him, and her breath was filled with the light and elegant lotus fragrance from her body.

He can almost feel the poor and lovely dew on the lotus petals slipping through the delicate lines, accidentally dripping into the lotus pond, and creating circles of ripples...

Zheng Yulang held his breath, kept his face stern, and looked at her with a strange gaze.

After a long time, he turned his head away, but held her with his hand.

"Master, what's the matter?"

This man is really strange, just now he has been getting close to each other, mouthing "Golden Cicada"; now he seems to try his best to separate the relationship, calling "Master" in a strange way.

Well, if you can’t figure it out, then don’t think about it.

"Amitabha, good is good."

Zheng Yulang said coldly: "Master actually pleaded for a little monster?"

"Little monster?"

"That's right," Zheng Yulang's cold eyes fell on the cabin, "That's just a snake demon who has only practiced for a hundred years."

"But she didn't harm the poor monk."

It's not because I'm here!

Zheng Yulang pursed his lips into a stiff arc and said nothing.

"The poor monk doesn't know what the standard for a layman to judge a monster is, but my intuition tells me that she is not bad. The poor monk's intuition has always been very accurate."

Zheng Yulang remained silent.

Chen Tangtang let go, and Zheng Yulang secretly glanced at her.

Chen Tangtang didn't look at him, but walked straight to the hut.

Zheng Yulang squeezed the fan bones tightly, sighed and shook his head, and followed behind her.

Chen Tangtang stood at the door, holding the Buddhist beads in his hand, hesitating for a moment.

Before she moved, the people in the room couldn't help it.

"The door is unlocked. If you want to come in, you won't come in by yourself. You have to be invited..."

Chen Tangtang knocked on the door.

"You said the door was unlocked, you..." Xiao Qing's voice was getting closer, and she pulled the door open with her pale hand.

Xiaoqing stared at her angrily.

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

Chen Tangtang lowered his eyes and glanced over her chest inadvertently.

Xiaoqing's neckline was wide open, and her chest was much flatter than when they first met.

"Amitabha."

It's amazing.

Xiaoqing noticed Chen Tangtang's gaze, a shy blush appeared on her face, but she said coquettishly: "Master, where are your eyes looking?"

Chen Tangtang: "Amitabha."

Her expression was serious and serious, abstinent and ruthless, but she just had a kind of tickling feeling, like being scratched by a cat's paw.

The more that cat doesn't want to talk to you, the more you want to get close to it.

Xiaoqing pursed her lips and smiled, the peach blossom noodles became more and more delicate.

"Master, look here."

Her slender fingers rested on her collarbone, and the soft skin pressed a small depression. The depression was covered with a honey pink color, and her fingertips also had a shy pink, and slipped under the skirt a little bit.

"Ha." Xiaoqing leaned softly against the door frame, her eyes were full of spring light, her slender legs rubbed against the door frame, panting coquettishly, tears glistening.

"Master, can you help Xiaoqing?"

"Amitabha? Is the donor hungry?"

It's so pitiful, I can't stand still.

Xiaoqing's eyes widened.

Damn hungry!

Xiaoqing smiled dryly, stretched out her hand to brush the hair on her back, winking like silk, and said softly: "Master really doesn't understand style."

She blinked at Chen Tangtang with her right eye: "I'm going to give you meat today, okay? Who asked the master to save me? The slave family has no choice but to agree with me."

As Xiaoqing said that, she rushed towards Chen Tangtang, and Chen Tangtang moved to the side to avoid her attack.

"Amitabha, the poor monk can't understand what the donor said."

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, we just need to do it."

Xiaoqing rushed again, and Chen Tangtang dodged again.

Xiaoqing pounced several times, but this beautiful monk seemed to have oiled the soles of his feet, and dodged every time.

Xiaoqing's chest heaved rapidly, her hands were pinching her waist, and she said while panting, "You, run again! If you run again, I won't be polite!"

Chen Tangtang looked innocent, and she didn't know why she dodged so quickly all of a sudden, as if someone was helping in secret.

Not far away, Zheng Yulang let out a "puchi" laugh.

Xiaoqing was furious: "Okay, it turned out to be your fault!"

Zheng Yulang shook his folding fan lightly, and said to Chen Tangtang: "She is a monster and wants to harm you, do you recognize it now?"

With a pale face, Xiaoqing said angrily: "Where did you come from, you dare to snatch my little monk."

Zheng Yulang ignored her, but smiled gently at Chen Tangtang, and said persuasively, "Jin Chan, can you hear me clearly? She doesn't deny that she is a monster. Do you still want to lose your temper with me because of such a little monster? "

Losing his temper?her?

Chen Tangtang looked at Xiaoqing, who was jumping in anger, and at Zheng Yulang, who was smiling coolly, as if something was wrong.

Chen Tangtang asked Xiaoqing: "Are you really a demon?"

Xiaoqing's originally angry face froze for a moment, she blinked her eyes, and raised her chin: "So what? Why? Are you going to accept me as a monk?"

Xiaoqing slowly clenched the hand on her waist, she bit her lower lip, her heart felt cold.

Sure enough, people are heartless, thanks to me, Xiaoqing, I still have a good impression of this monk, hum!

"You monk just said it nicely, who is the same as a demon, liar! Big liar!" Xiaoqing's fierce eyes seemed to have fangs, and he wanted to bite her eyes, but he was in vain , and the whole thing sank down.

Chen Tangtang's eyes were gentle and clear, like a stream in spring, with small fish like peach blossoms floating in the clear water.

Really annoying!Such a look... She couldn't even hate her.

"The benefactor wants the poor monk to go home with you, is he going to eat the poor monk?"

Xiaoqing pinched the water snake's waist, furious: "Okay, you think I'm going to eat you... I'm so kind to be treated as a donkey's liver and lungs, who wants to eat you, your meat is so delicious?"

Zheng Yulang thought to himself: You monster is right. This golden cicada’s body has received the shadow of Buddha and blessed by heaven. If you dare to eat her meat, you have to calculate whether you can escape the curse of heaven and the punishment of Buddha.

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Since you say no, then the poor monk will believe you."

Zheng Yulang couldn't help showing a look of surprise on his face.

Even Xiaoqing didn't expect to hear such words. Her face blushed for a while, but she became even more angry in a blink of an eye: "Trust me, you monk is too stupid, how can you believe me, a monster! Idiot !"

"What is a demon? It's the transformation of a wild beast. You don't even know what my original form is, but you just trust me, you, you, you are so hateful!"

Although he said hateful words on his mouth, Xiaoqing looked at him as if saying, "Why have I never seen such a lovely monk like you?"

Chen Tangtang stepped forward.

Zheng Yulang held his breath all of a sudden, holding the fan tightly in his hand, ready to strike at any time.

There are more dangers on the way to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. It is better to teach her a lesson at this time, so that she will stay away from those monsters in the future.

He was thinking like this, but his heart seemed to be hung up by a hemp rope, and it was tightly pulled.

Xiaoqing was also shocked by Chen Tangtang's sudden behavior, she deliberately said fiercely: "Don't come here, be careful I will bite you!"

Chen Tangtang stared into Xiaoqing's eyes, Xiaoqing was too flustered to meet her eyes.

She finally stood in front of Xiaoqing, stood on tiptoe, gently touched the head of Xiaoqing who was taller than her, and said softly: "Good boy, don't be angry, don't be angry."

Xiaoqing's whole body tensed up.

What is this doing?Did he treat him like a kitten, dog, or rabbit?He is fierce!

But... It's strange, why did his anger and grievance disappear when she patted his head like this?

Little by little, Xiaoqing's body softened.

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