[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Kui Mulang turned around suddenly, and said with red eyes: "I care so much, just make another one!"

"Oh," Chen Tangtang looked calm, "What exactly do you want to do?"

"me……"

Even though the appearance is not the same, the cold expression is still damn similar. Facing her, how dare he really do anything to her?

Kui Mulang's words were contained in his throat, and he could only make whimpers.

Chen Tangtang said: "There is no limit to the sea of ​​suffering, if you look back, you will be right. The benefactor should wake up early."

Kui Mulang: "I don't! I don't!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

It's really hard to persuade the damn ghost.

Chen Tangtang shut his mouth and stopped talking.

But he was in a hurry, scratching his ears and cheeks around the cage a few times, and said anxiously: "Talk to me, or scold me, why don't you talk?"

Chen Tangtang clasped his hands together: "Amitabha."

Kui Mulang's eyes were red, and his paws scratched fiercely on the iron railing, making a "chacha" sound.

Looking at her aloof and still indifferent face, his heart sank little by little.

His hand reached into the cage, as if he wanted to hold something, but when his fingertips touched her sleeve, she silently took a step back, and when he fished his hand, only the wind filled it.

He lowered his head, lost strength in his arms, fell limply, and swung by his side.

Kui Mulang pressed his forehead against the railing, but couldn't speak.

After a long time, he took a step back, another step, turned around sharply, and ran away.

Chen Tangtang shook his head at his back.

It is better to ask for yourself than for others.

She rolled up her fluffy sleeves and tried to hold the iron railing. The cold and rusty railing was pressed against her tender palm. Chen Tangtang transferred the golden light to her palm, and with a light pinch, the iron railing It began to drop iron moss and slag.

Chen Tangtang spread out her palm again and saw that her palm wasn't even red, but the iron railing in the middle was crushed into scum all over the floor by her.

She put her palms together again, and just as she closed them, a puff of gray smoke suddenly appeared in front of her eyes, and a man in a black cloak was standing outside the railing.

Chen Tangtang was so frightened that his heart skipped a beat, he looked cautiously at the person who came, secretly wondering if the person who came was with Kui Mulang.

Um?Some familiar?

The man in the black cloak folded his arms and looked at her silently.

Chen Tangtang was holding onto the broken part of the iron railing, and he didn't dare to let go.

The two looked at each other for a while, and the man in the black cloak muffled, "Please, I'll let you out."

Chen Tangtang looked at the railing that had been broken by his grasp.

Ha ha.

"You see you can't do anything without someone by your side, and your apprentice has abandoned you again."

apprentice?

It seems that this person knows something.

Chen Tangtang was silent, watching what secret he would reveal next.

However, the man in black stopped talking. He crossed his arms and stared straight at her. Looking at her, it seemed that his whole demeanor had changed.

He took a sudden step back, as if he was afraid that Chen Tangtang would do something.

This appearance reminded Chen Tangtang of someone.

"You are……"

The man in black shook his head violently: "No! No!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk has not yet said who it is.

The man in black took another step back, as if he was afraid that she would eat him.

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

You were the one who was arrogant just now, and you are the one who is timid now, what are you trying to annoy?

The man in black rubbed the sole of his shoe on the ground, looked left and right, and asked softly, "Then...well, do you need me to bring your apprentices?"

Chen Tangtang: "Do you know where the disciples of the poor monk are? How did you recognize the poor monk?"

The man in black said softly: "I know, I know, I can't do anything, I'm so troublesome, you can figure it out yourself, as for you..."

He turned his head and said in a muffled voice, "I don't think I know him."

Chen Tangtang nodded: "Then please ask the benefactor to find the apprentice of the poor monk."

The man in black nodded, turned around, and was about to leave when he stopped abruptly.

He struggled a bit and turned his head.

Chen Tangtang looked at him curiously.

He lowered his voice and said, "If I make any indecent demands on you, please don't agree to me."

"Indecent request?"

He clenched his hands tightly: "Just... just... you know!"

Chen Tangtang is serious: "The poor monk doesn't understand."

He froze, but he didn't know whether the monk really didn't understand, or whether he said such words deliberately to tease him.

"You, you!" He covered his face, shook his sleeves and walked away, like a little girl who was molested.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

It seems that the poor monk may not have said anything excessive, right?

Chen Tangtang thought for a while, but after getting no results, he began to study her escape plan again.

Chen Tangtang clapped his hands, slapped off the iron filings on his palms, and was about to hold it up again and break one place, when a strange sound of "Glengleng" suddenly came out in the distance.

She looked in the direction of the sound, but saw nothing.

"Glen—Glen—"

The sound is getting louder.

Chen Tangtang squatted down, but found that there seemed to be something undulating and beating on the ground.

what is it then?

"Glen—Glen—"

The sound is getting closer.

I saw white things rolling down the ground one by one, bouncing where they couldn't roll, and they collided with each other from time to time, making a "gleng leng leng" sound.

Finally, those rolling and jumping little things came in front of her.

They gathered in front of her, leaning cautiously together.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hands, and they were so cute that no one dared to move them.

Chen Tangtang picked up a piece and examined it carefully against the sunlight, and found that it turned out to be a piece of white bone, only half the size of a fingernail, and that small piece of bone was still "buzzing" when she pinched it in her hand.

Chen Tangtang thought it didn't like being pinched by her, but when she let go of her hand, the bones vibrated more violently.

"Are you here to find the poor monk?"

The bones hit the ground with a "da da" sound.

Chen Tangtang looked at them in confusion.

They "da da" jumped higher.

really weird.

Chen Tangtang put his hand on the ground, ready to put down the bones in his hand, however, those small bones suddenly drilled into his sleeve, and after a while, a domino was pulled out.

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang couldn't believe it, "Is this what you want?"

"Da da da" they jumped up again.

Chen Tangtang looked at the dominoes, then at them, and said softly: "Could it be...you are it..."

As long as there are dominoes left, can they be resurrected?

Those bones bounced, as if they were jumping for joy.

"But, what should the poor monk do?" Chen Tangtang pressed the domino with two fingers, and moved the sign to the bones.

The little white bones jumped onto the signboard and covered it completely.

Chen Tangtang hugged his knees and looked at them silently.

After the last bone jumped up, the sign suddenly emitted a blinding white light. Chen Tangtang subconsciously covered his eyes, and put down his hand after the white light weakened. A small skeleton appeared in front of him, which was in the shape of a human being. It was only the size of a palm, and it seemed to be spliced ​​together from the bones just now, and the bone sign on the ground was gone.

This... what is this?

Chen Tangtang stared at the skeleton curiously. The skeleton stretched out his hand and rubbed the part of the skull where the eyes should be, and then put his hand on the mouth again, as if yawning. attitude.

She stretched out her hand and gently pressed the skull. Obviously she exerted very little strength, but the bones fell apart and fell to the ground.

Could it be that he was crushed by the poor monk?

Chen Tangtang looked at his slender fingers.

When did he become so powerful without wrapping the golden light?

The little pile that had turned into bones began to grunt and grunt again, trying to reassemble into a skeleton.

It happened that Chen Tangtang wanted to wait to see if the man in the black cloak could really bring her apprentice, so she hugged her knees and silently watched those small bones reassembled into a skeleton.

However, she didn't wait for the skeleton to be put together, nor did she wait for the man in the black cloak, but instead waited for Kui Mulang, who smelled of alcohol and seemed to have fallen into a wine vat.

Chen Tangtang stood up: "Benefactor!"

Kui Mulang arched his back, his eyes were red, and he stared at her panting: "Don't, don't talk!"

Chen Tangtang's gaze shifted from his face to the top of his head.

Why?Hey?

Chen Tangtang's eyes widened all of a sudden.

Is she dazzled again?Why do I see a pair of wolf ears?

"Is Si Fan wrong? Is it wrong? Why can't gods think of Fan? Don't gods belong to Yongle? But I'm not happy!" He roared and rushed towards Chen Tangtang.

Chen Tangtang: "Donor, please calm down."

But these few words can't restrain a monster who has become a fairy. He has red eyes, bowed his back and straightened up, and bumped into the iron cage that locked Chen Tangtang.

With a loud "boom", he knocked open the cage and bumped his head in, but his body stayed outside.

He gritted his teeth, stared at her, kicked the ground a few times, and the soles of his shoes made a "cracking" sound.

But I don't know if it's because he was drunk and couldn't use his strength, and he tossed for a long time, but he didn't toss his body along with it.

Kui Mulang grunted and gasped at her, blushing anxiously, as if he was facing a piece of fat in a jar, but he himself accidentally stuck his neck in the mouth of the bottle, and It seemed that the bride had already taken off her clothes and was waiting on the bed, but his trouser belt was tied in a knot and he couldn't untie it no matter what, it could be described as - extremely anxious and angry!

"Ah—" he roared wildly, pressed his hands on the iron railing, and pulled himself out again, as if he wanted to use another method to get in.

But his hand kept slipping on the railing, and he couldn't pull it out no matter what.

You can't get in, you can't get out, the flags are up, but you can't enter the bridal chamber.

Kui Mulang with his head stuck and Chen Tangtang in the cage looked at each other face to face.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help but burst out laughing out loud.

Kui Mulang burst into tears instantly.

God, you are playing with me!

Chen Tangtang covered his mouth, his shoulders trembled, his eyes were already bent into two small crescents: "Benefactor, are you here to show off your stupidity?"

"It turned out that the poor monk misunderstood the benefactor, and the benefactor was trying to make the poor monk happy."

Kui Mulang: "..."

The two wolf ears on top of his head drooped miserably, and he let out a few cries and roars from his throat, and a thick wolf-haired tail hung down on the ground and swept it.

Chen Tangtang took a few steps forward, but he shrank back, but couldn't move.

Kui Mulang has lost confidence now, he roared with red eyes: "Don't come here, if you come here, just, don't blame me for doing bad things!"

With a smile on his face, Chen Tangtang still walked towards him.

"Don't move! If you come here again... come again, I'll just..."

"What's the matter?" Chen Tangtang was already standing in front of her.

Kui Mulang hung his head listlessly, muttering softly, "I'll bite you."

However, when he said "no no no", his tail was wagging happily.

Chen Tangtang had already seen that he was tough on the outside but soft on the inside, so naturally he was not afraid of him. Not only was she not afraid of him, but she also wanted to pet the wolf's ears and tail.

"Do you have to bite the poor monk?" Chen Tangtang said in a gentle voice, "Could it be that the poor monk once did something wrong to you?"

Her hand was raised cautiously.

Kui Mulang was concentrating on his sadness and embarrassment, so he couldn't notice her movements, and his voice became weak: "Who are you, who am I, how can you be sorry for me?"

"It's just me... me! I'm thinking of everything! I've violated the rules of heaven! I'm a toad who wants to eat swan meat! I... Hey!"

His whole body froze.

Chen Tangtang's soft hands gently stroked his ears.

Those ears covered with black fur are really cute, not only easy to touch, but also fun. The bones on his ears are soft and can be folded backwards or twisted left and right.

Kui Mulang gritted his teeth: "You...you're too much! You clearly know...um——" He groaned violently.

Chen Tangtang's hands stopped.

Why does it feel as if the poor monk has broken your purity?

Chen Tangtang quietly withdrew his hand, and felt something was wrong, so he hid the right hand that was licking the wolf behind his back.

Kui Mulang lowered his head, and said in a low voice, "You're already like this... Still, aren't you willing to take responsibility?"

What happened to the poor monk?Is it possible to be responsible if you touch your head and ears?

There are really countless responsibilities waiting for the poor monk to bear.

Chen Tangtang widened his pure eyes and said, "The poor monk doesn't know what the benefactor means."

He lowered his head, carefully moved the long, thick wolf tail over, and poked a tip into the cage.

Chen Tangtang's gaze was instantly diverted.

His tail trembled, and the hair on the tip of the tail was rubbing against her sight, like a fishing bait, waiting for her to take the bait.

Chen Tangtang's eyes seemed to be tied to the tip of his tail, moving with it.

Kui Mulang whispered: "Don't you want to touch it?"

Chen Tangtang turned to look at him.

He pursed his lips tightly and looked into her eyes: "The price is very simple, there is only one thing, that's what you have, as long as you..."

Chen Tangtang sighed lightly: "Amitabha, why doesn't the benefactor be a god and come to the poor monk to go to hell?"

Kui Mulang's spirit was shaken, thinking that what she said was a rare love story, and he was about to organize his rhetoric to answer well-I would rather go to your hell.

However, what hit him head-on was a golden punch, his eyes were full of gold stars, his head tilted, and he lost consciousness.

Chen Tangtang withdrew his fist and blew lightly on the soft and fair fingers.

"Amitabha, benefactor, this poor monk is not beating you, but saving you. I hope you can do it yourself."

Besides, how can a monk beat someone up?That is the Angry King Kong helping you out of the sea of ​​suffering.

Chen Tangtang looked at his palms and thought: If the poor monk held a vajra in his hand, wouldn't it be more refreshing to cross you?

She clapped her hands, and when she turned her head, she saw the little bones shivering together.

Is the poor monk so scary?

Chen Tangtang said softly: "Don't be afraid, you are so fragile, the poor monk will not do anything to you."

It was fine if she didn't say it, but when she said it, the small bones trembled even more violently, and the bones collided with each other, almost breaking apart.

Chen Tangtang touched his face inexplicably.

Ah, it must be that the bone-boned man didn't make her face better, so others think she is very vicious. In fact, the poor monk is a good monk who can't lift his shoulders or resist.

"You'd better hurry up and fight it out, and the poor monk can save you."

As soon as those little bones heard it, they immediately fled in all directions, but without the guidance of the dominoes, they had no sense of direction at all, and "Ke Ke Ke" collided in one place and scattered all over the ground.

The fainted Kui Mulang with human body and wolf ears has scattered bones on the soles of his feet. This shape is weird no matter how you look at it.

Chen Tangtang broke the iron bars of the cage and walked out from inside.

Those little bones seemed to want to follow, but they didn't dare.

Chen Tangtang looked at them helplessly, and under her gaze, they tremblingly turned into that white domino again.

"Well, if that's your choice."

Chen Tangtang picked up the white dominoes and stuffed them into his sleeves, determined to take them to the west to have a look, maybe after accepting the Buddha's shade, they can also walk on the right path.

"Amitabha, good is good."

The poor monk is really amazing.

When Chen Tangtang was picking up the signs, he took the opportunity to model the floppy tail of the Kuimu wolf a few more times.

"It's a pity that Xingzhe's tail has not changed, let me touch it more, alas—"

As soon as Chen Tangtang finished sighing, she heard someone calling her from behind: "Sanzang!"

Chen Tangtang turned his head, and saw Taibai Jinxing, wearing a jade crown on his head and holding a stag tail, riding a crane.

"You're finally here."

Taibai Jinxing who just got off Baihe's back was taken aback for a moment: "Could it be that you knew I was coming?"

Chen Tangtang looked calm: "The poor monk doesn't know?"

"Then what you said just now..."

Chen Tangtang took a step to the side, revealing Kui Mulang with a miserable face: "Since he is like this, someone in the sky will take him back, but you are a bit slow in coming."

Taibai Jinxing coughed lightly. Can he say that he got this job through competition with several people?

"Don't worry, I will bring him back to Heaven and punish him well."

"Amitabha, he just moved his heart, and now it seems that he has not caused any serious disaster, so let's give him a lighter punishment."

Taibai Jinxing stared at Chen Tangtang and sighed softly: "Sure enough, it is Jin Chan. No matter what situation she has been in or what she has become, her heart of compassion has never changed."

He pinched the tail of the stag, and tapped the jade handle of the tail of the stag lightly on the center of Chen Tangtang's eyebrows.

Chen Tangtang felt as if he had just emerged from a cocoon, his whole body was instantly lighter, and the top of his head was also cool.

Chen Tangtang touched his head and said in surprise: "Could it be that the poor monk has changed back?"

Taibai Jinxing nodded: "It's the monster who made the magic, now it's all right."

"The apprentice of that poor monk..."

Taibai Jinxing frowned slightly, showing a embarrassed look: "To be honest, the red line between your apprentice and you has been cut..."

Before he finished speaking, Chen Tangtang asked with a puzzled look on his face, "Red line? Why did the poor monk have a red line with them?"

Taibaijinxing: "..."

Did you not have the slightest self-awareness before?

He squinted his eyes and said with a smile: "Probably Yuelao got it wrong. Yuelao is already old, and there are countless red lines to be drawn every day. Thinking about it, it is not uncommon for him to be drawn wrongly."

"Oh." Chen Tangtang nodded, believing it.

Taibai Jinxing continued: "However, there is one troublesome thing right now. The red thread was cut with a red thread cutter. The two people who cut the red thread will never see each other again."

"So, the apprentice of the poor monk can no longer meet with the poor monk?"

How can I not let you see, who else can control such a group of daring disciples except you!

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said, "Fortunately, there is a remedy."

"The remedy?"

Taibai Jinxing: "The first way is to continue the red line, so you can only ask the old man, which is the most difficult first way; the second way is to ask for the four great dream revival pills of the Supreme Lord. , forget the past and the past, just like rebirth, and break the curse of not being able to see each other; this is the third method..."

What he said hesitantly aroused Chen Tangtang's curiosity.

"What way?"

Taibai Jinxing squinted his eyes and smiled: "Sanzang, you don't know that there is a magical water in this world, which can make men pregnant."

"But what does this have to do with the poor monk?"

"This pregnancy is in accordance with the nature of the world and the cause and effect of human relations. If the child is yours and theirs, wouldn't the curse be broken by the cause and effect of the world?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The author has something to say: Yuelao: Take a look at my appearance, let me tell you how old I am!