[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

"Female... female Bodhisattva..."

Chen Tangtang struggled to speak, but the woman kept holding her tightly and refused to let go.

Chen Tangtang was almost out of breath, and wiped her back a few times indiscriminately with his palm.

The woman jumped far away all at once, her cheeks were flushed red, she was angry and ashamed: "You...where are you touching!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk was wronged!

Kui Mulang froze his ears all of a sudden, a huge sourness surged in his heart, but he didn't know who to be sour?

"You two... two..."

The woman suddenly remembered something, brushed the broken hair behind her ears, stared at Kui Mulang and said, "Stay away from us."

She took Chen Tangtang's arm and took Chen Tangtang away.

Kui Mulang whimpered and took a step forward, as if trying to catch up.

The woman turned her head abruptly, and said with a look of disgust: "Don't come here!"

Staring at that face, he had no choice but to withdraw his feet timidly.

The woman had a strong arm and directly dragged Chen Tangtang back to the inner room.

"This benefactor..."

The woman turned her head suddenly: "The benefactor?"

Chen Tangtang: "The benefactor...is the lady of the heavenly fairy who is as bright as pearls and jade. What are you bringing me here for?"

She smiled slightly and pushed hard with both hands.

Chen Tangtang was pushed down on the bed by her, staring at her in bewilderment.

She hurried back, locked the door, and lowered the curtains layer by layer.

etc!What are you going to do to the poor monk?

Chen Tangtang immediately shrank back into the bed.

After the layers of curtains were lowered, the room was pitch-black, only the night pearls inlaid on the ceiling of the cave exuded faint light, like stars.

"Jin Chan..." She opened the curtain, knelt on the bed, looked at her seriously, and approached her knees step by step.

Her bright eyes are brighter than the stars, as if she has met her long-lost treasure.

She stretched out her hand tremblingly, but she didn't dare to touch Chen Tangtang, so she could only draw her outline in the air.

Chen Tangtang's eyelashes trembled slightly.

"You really came, but why did you come?" She muttered to herself, as if she was expecting her to come, but also as if she was afraid of her coming.

Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

"It's fine when you come, why did you meet him, you are not the golden cicada of the past, but now you are a mortal, alas, what should you do?"

Chen Tangtang pursed his lips: "You..."

She covered her face with her hands and sighed.

"Do you know who I am?" Chen Tangtang put his hand on the place where he had the golden cicada birthmark, and asked softly.

"How could I not know?" She put down her hand abruptly, "I know you better than myself, what's wrong with you that I don't know!"

Hello!Too much!

Chen Tangtang looked cold.

The woman suddenly realized what she had said, her cheeks were flushed, and she didn't even dare to look at her.

Chen Tangtang stared at her eyebrows and said coldly: "You seem to be hiding something from me? I already know..."

Chen Tangtang was about to do something unpredictable, but just after she said a word, the woman suddenly trembled and said in a low voice: "I don't dare anymore, I'm sorry, Jin Chan, don't treat me like this, I It's for your own good."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

"You don't know how crazy he is. I had no choice but to fear that he would hurt you, so I secretly tripped him up when he descended to the mortal world, so that he would not remember you."

"Don't remember?" Chen Tangtang was puzzled.

"Ah?" The woman's eyes flickered, "Isn't that what you're talking about?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The woman's eyes were also a little regretful, but looking at Chen Tangtang's cold face, her heart almost broke: "Then do you blame me for pretending to be you? I, I don't want to, but there is no other way. He Although he was tripped by me and forgot about you, he still remembers that he came down to find someone he liked in heaven, and he reacted greatly to your face, I was afraid that he would hurt you..."

The woman lowered her head, and drew circles on the bed sheet with her slender fingers: "I had no choice but to hurry down and reincarnate with my memory, and then used the last ounce of mana to change my face in the womb and become like you."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The poor monk now regrets knowing these things. Sure enough, ignorance is a blessing.

Seeing that Chen Tangtang had a straight face and hadn't spoken for a long time, she became even more frightened. She peeked at Chen Tangtang and said in a low voice, "But don't worry, I didn't use your face for anything bad. matter."

Seemingly feeling very proud of herself for doing this, she patted her magnanimous chest, showing a sweet smile: "Although I look alike with you, Jin Chan, I'm still a man!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Fuck!Don't worry about it, okay!

Thinking of the growth of an extra thing under the poor monk's face, the poor monk's whole body will feel bad.

Chen Tangtang's eyes couldn't help sliding down.

Although it is said that no evil is seen, but it doesn't matter if you just take a look, right?

As soon as Chen Tangtang's eyes touched his flimsy skirt, he saw his slender fingers stretched out and pressed there.

"Jin Chan..." His face was flushed like a peach, his eyelashes fluttered, but he didn't dare to look at her.

"Ahem," Chen Tangtang said with a serious face, "Then you and Mu Lang..."

He curled his lips, and said disdainfully: "If it wasn't for Jin Chan, why would I make a fool of him? I wouldn't let him take advantage of you for nothing, ah, no, it's my advantage, um, yes No, it's to take advantage of your face."

Chen Tangtang was puzzled: "Why did you do this?"

His eyes dimmed immediately, his misty look was very pretty.

It was the first time for Chen Tangtang to appreciate himself from this angle, and he couldn't help but feel a little novel.

"Don't you even remember?"

Chen Tangtang didn't speak, his face was delicate and beautiful, but his expression was cold.

He lowered his head and said in a low voice: "That's right, how can you remember these little things when you are so high above, and how can you remember such a little guard of Pixiang Palace like me."

"I used to be a guard of the Pixiang Palace. Once I accidentally broke the bright lamp in the palace. It was the Queen Mother's favorite lamp. I was about to be punished to fall into reincarnation forever. Fortunately, you were there. It was you who spoke good words for me. Will never forget you."

However, the poor monk has no memory at all, so how can you prove that the person you said is the poor monk?

"By the way, why did you come here? Is it to learn scriptures?" He asked himself and answered, and couldn't help frowning, "But, shouldn't you be a monk? Why did you become like this?"

Chen Tangtang looked into his eyes and felt that his eyes were honest, as if he hadn't lied to her, and her intuition told her exactly so.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand and placed it on top of his head.

He bent down, lay obediently at her feet, and slowly closed his eyes.

Chen Tangtang touched his smooth hair, talked about his own affairs in a low voice, separated himself from his apprentice, and confessed everything about himself being transformed by a monster.

He frowned more and more, and finally couldn't help but opened his eyes suddenly: "How could this be? What an abominable goblin! Maybe that goblin also used some magic weapon to cut off the perception of you and your apprentice, which made you Neither find them nor let them find you."

Chen Tangtang asked curiously: "Is there such a magic weapon?"

"Of course there are, I just heard that there are quite a few..." He said while thinking, pointing out a few magic weapons, and finally said for some reason that Yuelao's red thread was cut, "...it is said that this pair of scissors It can cut off all the marriages in the three realms, but if the red thread is cut by this red thread, the two people connected by the red thread will never see each other again. "

"So it is."

"However, Jin Chan, you don't need to worry, after all, he is your apprentice, and he won't think of you needing to cut the red thread."

Chen Tangtang nodded secretly.

That's true, she is just their master, not to the point where there will be a red line.

"I don't know how I should address you now?" Chen Tangtang stared at his face, his face suddenly took on a shy look, he really didn't expect his face to be able to show such an expression.

"You...you can call me Baihuasha. The body I was born in is the third princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. Although, although it is a male body, but because of the impression of my magic, they all regard me as a female body."

After so many years...

Chen Tangtang said softly: "It's really hard for you."

Bai Hua shook her head in embarrassment: "Why are you complaining? I am very happy to be able to do something for you, your benefactor."

"But if it goes on like this, you will suffer in the end."

Bai Hua smiled sweetly and shyly: "If I can get your words, I feel that I am not bitter."

Chen Tangtang showed a trace of doubt: "But, the poor monk still doesn't understand, why do you think so?"

Bai Hua was stunned for a moment, the blush on her face seemed to have subsided a bit, but he still looked at her with respect and love, and he murmured: "So you don't know... It doesn't matter if you don't know, or you don't know. "

Chen Tangtang wanted to ask again, but he brought up another matter: "You and I have no magic power to solve the matter of Kui Mulang right now, why don't I hold him back and you go west, he is just a Kui Mulang Xing, but there are more gods and monsters in the west, at most they are only playing majestic in this section of the road."

"Do not……"

Bai Hua hugged her hand shamelessly, and pressed it gently on his forehead, he whispered: "Don't worry about me, I will be fine, as long as you are fine, I will be fine."

No, you misunderstood, the poor monk did not mean that.

"Quick, don't talk about it, it's not too late, I'll take you to escape through the back door."

He said and jumped up from the bed.

Chen Tangtang said helplessly: "You should still listen to the poor monk..."

"Jinchan," he said with tears in his voice, "don't worry about me, I do this kind of thing willingly."

No, what the poor monk meant was that the poor monk might be able to beat that Kuimu wolf.

However, since he has said that, she can't say anything more.

Chen Tangtang nodded, and said calmly: "Why do you always cry as a man?"

The face of the poor monk was still used, and the poor monk felt that his little heart couldn't bear it.

"Me, I don't want to either," he covered his right eye, and laughed while crying, "I'm afraid that in this life, I will pay back all my tears for you."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Amitabha, the poor monk's teeth are almost sour. Have you heard any strange stories?

Bai Huaxie wiped her tears with her sleeve, while pulling Chen Tangtang towards the back door.

The two walked through the long, dark passage, and the bright sunlight at the entrance was close at hand.

Chen Tangtang's heart skipped a beat, and he had a bad premonition.

At this moment, an imposing and handsome man suddenly turned out of the cave, and that man was Kui Mulang.

With his hands behind his back, he has a leisurely posture, however, those eyes staring at Baihua are indescribably gloomy.

Baihua subconsciously stood in front of Chen Tangtang.

Kui Mulang smiled, showing his white teeth, and said in a low voice, "My wife, what are you doing?"

Bai Hua raised her face in embarrassment, fully revealing the face that belonged to Chen Tangtang in front of him.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

This trick is really shameful, as if the poor monk's face is some kind of secret weapon.

What secret weapon?Dazzle you by beauty?

Kui Mulang narrowed his eyes and sneered: "Do you think that the trump card you have used for 13 years can continue to be useful?"

Kui Mulang's unmoved appearance instantly made Baihua panic.

Kui Mulang gritted his teeth and said, "What's more, there is a real product in front of you, who would want such a fake like you!"

Bai Huashou opened her arms and said loudly: "I don't allow you to hurt her, if you want to hurt her, you have to step over my dead body first!"

"Okay, well said, ma'am, you are really sincere to my people." Kui Mulang's forehead was full of veins, he tilted his head, and said every word: "Then kill you first, Just step over your corpse!"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Wait, hey, do you two know that the current situation is very strange?Are the two of you, husband and wife, fighting for the poor monk?

The poor monk is really...

Seeing that Bai Huaxie was about to confront Kui Mulang.

Chen Tangtang suddenly walked out from behind Baihuasha.

"What are you doing!" Kui Mulang panicked.

"Go back!" Bai Hua was ashamed and anxious.

Chen Tangtang calmly walked between the two, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Mu Lang... Kui Mulang has recognized the identity of the poor monk, right?"

Kui Mulang glanced at her, bowed his head and said "hmm", and then whispered: "I still like to hear you call me by the previous name."

Bah, dreaming!

Seeing her talking to Kui Mulang, Bai Hua was really anxious and angry, and hurriedly said, "Don't be fooled by him, come back quickly, he kills without blinking an eye! Like to hit women! He will definitely hit you!"

Kui Mulang was so angry that his hair was about to turn red, he yelled: "You are talking nonsense! Who, who would hit her, I love her too much, Jin Chan, look at my face, but The swelling hasn’t subsided yet, so you can see how strong his hand is, only he likes to hit people, and he still deceives me with his face, it’s been easy for me for the past 13 years!”

The more he talked, the more aggrieved he became, the tail behind him almost appeared.

"For the past 13 years, he has only been beating me, beating and kicking, scratching and scratching me. I am also an immortal in the sky, and he treats me like this!"

Bai Hua snorted coldly: "For a shameless person like you, this kind of thing is still light!"

Kui Mulang took a quick step forward and grabbed Chen Tangtang's sleeve: "Listen to me..."

"Let go of your hands," Bai Huaxie also rushed forward, grabbing Chen Tangtang's other sleeve, "Don't listen to him, he's just a fool, not a good guy!"

The two of them you pull, I pull, this is really hard for Chen Tangtang.

"Talk well if you two have something to say, and talk well if you have something to say."

Bai Hua stared at Kui Mulang with shame and viciousness: "Let go!"

Kui Mulang stared into his eyes: "Don't let go!"

To be honest, when he saw this face, he still couldn't help but want to be obedient, but after he heard the conversation between the two, his memory has all been restored, even if the face is the same, so what, he is not her, and Well, her eyes are definitely not like this, as long as he focuses on Bai Hua's shy eyes and doesn't think about his face, he can control himself.

"You let go!"

"You let go!"

"You let it go first!"

"You should let go first!"

"Amitabha, why bother?"

It was the first time that the poor monk knew that the poor monk was so popular.

Just when Chen Tangtang thought that the see-saw dispute would go on endlessly, Kui Mulang suddenly attacked Baihuaxuan, knocked him into the air, and then picked up Chen Tangtang, jumped onto the clouds and ran away.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

This is the first time!How many times!Why do you all rob the poor monk?

"Amitabha, this benefactor, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."

Kui Mulang said: "I'm already Kui Xing, how can I become a Buddha?"

"You always have to let go of the obsession in your heart."

Kui Mulang stared straight ahead, his fingers holding her almost sank into her flesh.

"It's impossible to let go..."

"But...but..." Chen Tangtang pointed at his face, "Isn't the poor monk not like that Jin Chan now?"

Kui Mulang lowered his head and smiled, raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you jealous?"

Are you afraid you are blind?Where did the poor monk act like he was jealous?

Kui Mulang's eyes sparkled with starlight, and one corner of his mouth was raised, as if he wanted to show a magnificent, evil and wild smile. Suddenly, a branch came over and drew a red mark on his face.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Slap in the face?

Cough, no, no laughing.

Kui Mulang bit his lip and didn't speak.

Ahhh!It's embarrassing, I didn't pretend to be aggressive, I'm afraid I'll let her down again.

Chen Tangtang coughed a few times, and asked calmly, "Where are you taking the poor monk?"

Kui Mulang said sullenly: "I'm afraid there is an ambush by him in Boyue Cave. Since he has taken my home, let's go and take his home."

"Huh?" Chen Tangtang didn't understand.

In a blink of an eye, Kui Mulang brought Chen Tangtang to a capital a hundred miles away.

Outside the city, there are green mountains and green waters, and the rice fields are crisscross; inside the city, there are pavilions, terraces and pavilions, resplendent and magnificent.

Kui Mulang pressed the head of the cloud, and suddenly appeared in the palace with her.

"Who dares to break into the palace!" The guard shouted.

Chen Tangtang turned to look at him: "Are you going to take the poor monk to die?"

Kui Mulang smiled, and there was actually a gentle and timeless taste: "Although I really want to die in love with you, but you, a heartless enemy, will definitely not take me to heart."

Chen Tang and Tang Sheng shuddered.

If liking is such a disgusting feeling, then the poor monk's love is really good.

"...What's more, I can't let you die in the hands of these vulgar things."

Kui Mulang flicked his fingers, and something seemed to fly out, and then, again and again, to tens of thousands, the black shadows he protruded flew out tens of thousands, scattered in all directions.

Chen Tangtang felt bad and pulled his hand away.

Kui Mulang turned his head little by little, staring at her without blinking.

He had a smile on his face, but his eyes were full of strangeness and coldness.

"why why?"

"Why? The poor monk doesn't understand."

"Are you unwilling to understand, or do you really don't understand!" With a tense voice, he held her hand and asked through gritted teeth, "Why? Why do you push me away again and again? Why do you run away from me?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

It's really unreasonable to make trouble, the poor monk's hand is uncomfortable from being grabbed by you, can't you take it out?

"Say it!" he said painfully.

Chen Tangtang calmly looked at his grim face made of pain, and said in puzzlement: "But the poor monk and you are just acquainted for the first time, where did such deep feelings come from?"

Kui Mulang was startled: "You don't know me?"

Chen Tangtang said frankly, "I really don't know."

Kui Mulang laughed a few times, but his expression looked like he was crying.

"You're always like this! You're always like this! Why are you always like this!"

These three consecutive questionings only made Chen Tangtang puzzled.

What did she do to him?

Could it be... Cheating food, drinking, and feelings?

Bah, bah, absolutely not, the poor monk is not that kind of person.

"I'm so out of your sight that you can't remember me all the time? I'm just pretending to be emotional?" He shook his head and smiled wryly, and the sparrow tail crown on his head also fell off, but he didn't notice it at all.

"Okay, anyway, I have violated the rules of heaven and earth, so what if I commit more crimes today!"

After all, he seemed to have made up his mind, and he dragged Chen Tangtang around the palace, and the people in the palace seemed to be controlled by his method just now, and even regarded him as the king's distinguished guest Come entertain.

"Amitabha, benefactor..."

"Stop talking about those big things, just say do you love me or not?"

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Is this man sick?Why can't the poor monk keep up with what he thinks?

Before she could answer, Kui Mulang smiled miserably: "Aren't you even willing to lie to me?"

Chen Tangtang: "Then..."

Kui Mulang: "I won't listen! I won't listen! Don't you try to trick me with sweet words!"

It is you who should listen, and it is you who should not listen!

Madd, mentally retarded!

Amitabha, please forgive the poor monk for his bad words.

Kui Mulang led her all the way to the animal farm, found a huge and strong iron cage specially for tigers, pushed Chen Tangtang inside, and closed the cage door with a bang.

He smiled sullenly, stared at her stubbornly, but said foolishly: "Now you won't run away, will you?"

After that, he swallowed the key to lock the door directly into his stomach.

"In this life, you will never want to leave me!" His eyes were deep.

Chen Tangtang: "But have you ever thought about how you can get in without destroying the cage?"

Kui Mulang: "..."

This is so embarrassing.

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang: The poor monk has never been a monk who cheats on food, drink and feelings!

Someone: Look at the karma you caused along the way!