[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

It is inevitable that the apprentice will act like a baby. At this time, as the master, of course, he must forgive.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand and patted Sun Xingzhe on the back, thought over and over, and carefully said his words: "If my apprentice is wronged outside, I must tell my teacher, and my teacher will help you stand out."

ha?

Sun Xingzhe was a little confused, but still didn't want to interrupt the tenderness between Master and him, so he didn't say anything.

But he had a lot of thoughts in his mind——

It is impossible for the master to say something wronged if he is fine. Could it be that someone made the master wronged?who is it?

Is it Bajie who is smiling and hurting people?The silent and harmful Wujing?Or Ao Lie with an innocent face?Or is it a passing fairy or monster?

Alright, how dare you bully the people under my old grandson's protection, I think you are all tired of living.

Sun Xingzhe raised his hand, patted Master on the back domineeringly, and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, Master, I will cover you."

Ok?

What do you mean?

Before Chen Tangtang could figure it out, Sun Xingzhe had already slipped out of his master's arms.

He flicked the golden cudgel, carried it on his shoulder, looked around, and said in his mouth: "Why hasn't that idiot come back yet, Master, are you hungry?"

Chen Tangtang nodded, and said again: "It's okay."

"He is really useless, he can't even do this little thing well." Sun Xingzhe looked around, and suddenly saw the fruit on the peach tree on the mountain in the distance, turned around and said to Chen Tangtang: "Master, sit here , I’ll go back as soon as I go.”

"Teacher, you can go at ease, the teacher will take care of yourself."

Just as Sun Xingzhe was about to make a move, he stopped again and turned his head to look at Master.

Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

"No, no, Master is too eye-catching, like a pearl in a fish's eye..."

Sun Xingzhe scratched his head and suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.

He stretched out his hand and handed the golden cudgel to Chen Tangtang: "Master, you hold it, it has spirituality and will protect Master."

Master was able to pick up the golden cudgel when it was turned into a needle, and he can certainly pick it up now.

Chen Tangtang nodded, stretched out his hand, and Sun Xingzhe handed over the stick.

With a bang, the stick hit the ground.

Chen Tangtang and Sun Xingzhe stared at the golden eyes with their black eyes.

"Why can't Master not pick it up?" Sun Xingzhe couldn't figure it out, "If Master touched my stick and made it comfortable, it would probably be obedient."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand and touched Sun Xingzhe's stick, and the stick stood up excitedly.

Sun Xingzhe frowned and said, "You are really disobedient, insisting on bothering Master..."

The golden cudgel shivered, and rubbed Sun Xingzhe's arm flatteringly.

Sun Xingzhe waved his hand casually: "Okay, take good care of Master. If Master makes any mistakes, I will throw you back into the bottom of the sea."

The golden cudgel abruptly stood up straight, as if promising him something.

Master had the protection of the magic weapon, so he left with peace of mind.

On the road, I met a frog blocking the way, and he kicked it away.

The frog that was kicked by him and turned a few somersaults croaked at him and narrowed its eyes.

Chen Tangtang stood on the spot and opened his umbrella again, looking at the Ruyi golden cudgel that his disciple never left.

The Ruyi golden cudgel stood on the ground, shining with golden light.

Chen Tangtang couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch it. The golden cudgel seemed to be unbearably itchy, so it trembled and jumped back.

This is interesting.

Chen Tangtang waved to it, and it jumped back.

Chen Tangtang looked up and down at this stick of suitable length and thickness, and asked in a low voice, "Is it the Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"

The golden cudgel seemed to be made of dough, and he nodded a few times.

Chen Tangtang's eyes lit up.

It really is spiritual.

She said softly, "You are so beautiful."

The golden cudgel trembled.

"But, how should I use you? Do I need to use any spells? If it's a spell..." Chen Tangtang rested his fingers on his chin, and said softly, "Could it be——Ruyi Ruyi, follow my heart?"

Ruyi's golden cudgel shook her body.

"Huh? Am I wrong?" Chen Tangtang muttered to himself.

At this moment, a figure seemed to be walking in the rain and fog in the distance.

Chen Tangtang looked at the murder scene that had been cleaned up on the ground, and then at the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, which must be extremely weird in the eyes of ordinary people.

She whispered to the golden cudgel: "Let's discuss, can you hide for a while? Just hide behind the tree, don't scare the mortals."

Golden Cudgel shook his body aggrieved.

Chen Tangtang stretched out his hand and touched its stick body: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Jin Chou Bang shook his head and jumped behind the tree.

Chen Tangtang looked at the person who came, and found that the person who came was a tall man with wheat-colored skin. The man was only wearing a small gown, half of his waist was still exposed, and the belt was tied so low that it almost exposed the two sides of his hips. A mermaid line, and the pants on his lower body are also extremely thin, the bulging ball in the middle can almost tell the shape, one trouser leg is rolled up and the other is down, revealing his strong and powerful calf.

What a flirtatious gentleman.

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes and recited scriptures silently.

When the visitor saw Chen Tangtang, his eyes were filled with joy, and his pace became faster.

"This abbot, excuse me."

Chen Tangtang closed his eyes: "Amitabha, benefactor."

The man smiled and said, "Master, why don't you open your eyes? Am I so ugly?"

Not only does it catch the eye, but it catches the eye so badly that it looks like the eye of a needle.

Chen Tangtang opened his eyes helplessly, and looked at this man, only to see that this man looked handsome, his wheat-colored skin covered in rain was like flowing honey, it seemed that his whole body was sweet as hell.

The corner of the man raised his mouth, and the tear mole at the corner of his eye twitched, it seemed that this smiling face had an inexplicable taste, bad and bad, and the heart trembled.

Chen Tangtang handed the umbrella in the direction of the man, and most of the umbrella blocked his head.

The man was stunned, and smiled: "The elder is so kind to me, it will make me think you have other plans."

Chen Tangtang said: "The poor monk doesn't understand the meaning of the benefactor."

The man touched his chin and smiled, "Really?"

He stepped forward suddenly, his face was almost close to hers, and he took her umbrella hand.

"What about now?" He twitched his eyes, like provocation or teasing.

Chen Tangtang was speechless for a while.

Ordinary people nowadays are so shameless, are even monks going to tease them?

He blew on her cheek: "What about now? Does the elder understand?"

Chen Tangtang avoided his face, and said calmly: "The benefactor's mouth smells too heavy, Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't like it."

The man froze, as if struck by lightning.

Ahhh!Why did he drink a jar of wine just to strengthen his courage? It's all because of that bad wine that ruined his good deed!

This man was none other than the bone spirit who was knocked down by Sun Xingzhe just now, but shed the skin of a little lady and transformed into a man again.

He secretly stretched out his hand, put it in front of his mouth and let out a breath, and sure enough, the aroma of wine filled the air.

Bone Essence turned pale, afraid of making his sweetheart unhappy, he took three steps back.

"That... Abbot, I was joking with you just now, so don't take it to heart."

"Amitabha, don't worry, the poor monk's heart is like a mirror, and he has no desires or desires."

Bone Demon wants to cry.

Wait a minute, don't have no desires, what a wonderful thing is love~ desire, don't... If you have no desires, what can I do?

The White Bone Essence cried like a dog inside the skin, but outside the skin showed a polite yet awkward smile: "This... that... I'm looking for my sister, I wonder if the abbot has seen it?"

"Your sister?"

Chen Tangtang's heart skipped a beat.

Bone Essence nodded: "She likes to play in the mountains, but I waited for a long time before my sister came back, so I was worried that she might have encountered some jackals, tigers and leopards, so I came out to look for it."

Oops, could it be that the suffering master came to the door?

Chen Tangtang's eyes sneaked towards the pond where the corpse was buried.

"Didn't the abbot see it?" During Chen Tangtang's silence, he had already asked himself an answer.

He touched the back of his head, and said helplessly, "I don't know where my sister went to play. I was afraid that I would find her hungry, so I brought some food."

Chen Tangtang froze his ears.

He smiled and said: "I don't know how long the elder has been standing here. It is raining and windy. The elder must be tired and hungry. Why don't you eat some of my food and come back to the cave with me... Well, let's rest in the house."

Then, we both hehehe...

The bones are meticulously beautiful.

Chen Tangtang glanced at the small jar in his hand, and said in a low voice: "The poor monk still..."

"Googoo—" her stomach let out a growl.

Bone Demon's smile became more and more charming, his white teeth and wheat-colored skin complemented each other, and his whole body was permeated with lust~.

"The elder seems to be hungry, why don't you come and eat the food I cooked."

Even if Chen Tangtang could already smell the aroma of the food, he still had no face to eat his food, after all her apprentice just killed his sister.

Bone Essence opened the jar, and the smell of fragrant rice diffused, making Chen Tangtang's belly twitch like a glutton.

"Elder, eat it." The Bone Demon stared at her with a silly smile, "the old saying goes well, whoever eats the meal will be the wife of that family in the future!"

Pooh!

It turns out that you, a big man, have such thoughts about the poor monk, and the poor monk will not eat this food even if he dies.

Chen Tangtang took a few steps back with a face of rejection.

Bone Essence was stunned for a moment, stretched his gown up, and sniffed it up to the tip of his nose.

He smells so strong of alcohol?So that the elder has to stay so far away from him?

However, he didn't notice that when he lifted up the coat, his honey-colored waist was more exposed, and those abdominal muscles were like neat fields, and crystal clear water droplets stuck to it for a long time and refused to flow down.

Just as Chen Tangtang was about to avert his gaze, he saw a tree trunk fall from the sky, smashing the handsome man under the tree, turning him into a pile of meatloaf.

Chen Tangtang was taken aback, and when he looked up, he saw Sun Xingzhe's golden eyes covered with haze.

What, what's wrong?What is the disciple of the poor monk angry about?

Chen Tangtang frowned subconsciously, but Sun Xingzhe caught her face straight.

Sun Xingzhe turned his head quickly, almost lacking the courage to take a second look at her.

It's over, in the eyes of the master, he must think that he killed another mortal, and must have annoyed him.

Master has always looked calm, but now he even frowns, he must be annoyed that he is so annoyed.

If he explained it again, would Master believe it?

I'm afraid I won't believe it anymore?

Sun Xingzhe looked at Chen Tangtang tentatively, and seeing her glance at him, he immediately looked away and looked into the distance.

Sun Xingzhe's entire face became even colder.

However, Chen Tangtang was really in a hurry.

This is how to do?Why did the apprentice take another life on his back?Isn't he such a monkey?

Chen Tangtang thought that there must be something hidden in this. As a master, she naturally believed in her disciples more. If the gods and Buddhas blamed him in the future, she would definitely explain it to him.

If she is really the darling of the heavens, she also hopes to share this blessing with some of her apprentices. Judging from the rumors she has heard, the luck of her apprentices is really bad.

However, the most urgent task now is to dispose of the dead body, oh, hurry up, I don't know if there will be family members coming to find their brothers and sisters.

On this side, Chen Tangtang was thinking, watching the distance for him; on the other side, Sun Xingzhe had already taken action.

He pulled apart the tree trunk, transformed into a stone, tied the stone around the man's ankle, and then threw the man's body into the pool with a "plop".

Chen Tangtang: "..."

That pool was really hard work.

After Sun Xingzhe took care of everything, he picked up the tree trunk that had been thrown away, and saw a few peaches hanging on it, as if he had picked it for her.

He didn't say a word, but just picked the peach, cast water out of it, washed the peach, and handed it in her direction.

Chen Tangtang took the peaches and ate them happily.

Sun Xingzhe said in a muffled voice: "Whether Master believes it or not, I will say that he is a monster."

Oh, I see.

Seeing that Chen Tangtang's face remained unchanged, he thought: Master may not believe what he said.

Sun Xingzhe lowered his head and kicked the ground.

Sun Xingzhe said again: "Master, monsters are used to using this method to seduce passers-by by pretending to be women, cheating them into the dark, and taking the opportunity to eat their flesh."

Chen Tangtang was attracted by his words and raised his head: "He pretended to be a man to seduce the poor monk?"

"Uh……"

Chen Tangtang touched his chin: "I don't know how the poor monk's reputation is among monsters?"

Sun Xingzhe didn't speak, and thought to himself: It's not a question, of course I love you very much, some love your beauty, some love your Tang monk flesh, even if you don't love you, you will be impressed by the master's demeanor.

Alas, his master's only flaw was that he was too nice.

Chen Tangtang said again: "I heard that there are rumors about the poor monk among them?"

Sun Xingzhe said coldly: "The Buddha's light on your body is almost catching up with the Buddha's. Whoever dares to arrange you will really die."

Chen Tangtang nodded in satisfaction.

That's right, the little lady who just finished talking about her gossip turned her head and her head was bleeding. It seems that this is God's will.

Amitabha, there are people above the poor monk.

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang: It is said that monsters with backgrounds will not be killed. Poor monks don’t believe it. Who has the background of poor monks?There is someone above the poor monk~

All the monsters: I'm afraid, I'm afraid, pass the smoke to the boss