[Journey to the West] The poor monk is a fake monk

Under the tree with dense branches and leaves, the little lady had a beautiful face, and her pair of beautiful eyes were even more wonderful. Her eyes were lingering on the monk for a long time.

She has a small mole at the end of her drooping eye, that small mole makes her face clear, and she has a natural charm in her actions, I really feel pity for her.

It's a pity that the monk in front of her is a fake monk who is not moved by any beauty.

The girl took a step forward, the wet clothes stuck to her plump skin, the thin clothes almost revealed her pink skin, her shoulders trembled slightly, and the water droplets on her hair followed the arc of the black hair into her protruding breasts.

Her white teeth bit her red lips, her winking eyes were like sugar threads.

She called delicately: "Sister, you...you look a little unfamiliar."

Sister, sister? !

Has the poor monk been exposed?

Chen Tangtang was shocked for a moment, before she could explain, the little lady slipped and rushed towards her.

Chen Tangtang raised his hand subconsciously, holding her in his arms.

The little lady let out a "wow", and pressed her whole body against her chest.

However, little lady, no, it should be said that he did not feel the softness of women at all.

Strange, can't, could it be that he touched the wrong place.

The monster pretending to be a little lady was thinking, and pretended to press her chest inadvertently, but she grabbed her wrist before she succeeded.

He blinked, and said softly: "Sister, I'm sorry, my sister's health is poor, and I was in the rain just now, and I'm a little unstable, my sister will let my sister lean on me, okay?"

His lips were slightly white, there were still tiny drops of water on his eyelashes, his eyes were filled with mist, and the mole at the corner of his eyes made him look pitiful and cute.

The monster thought triumphantly in his heart: With this skin, even a woman is tempted, why don't you come and make love soon?

However, the reality is——Chen Tangtang pushed her away mercilessly, pushed her onto a tree, held her paws, and let her press against the tree trunk.

"Amitabha, female Bodhisattva, the poor monk is not strong enough, I'm afraid it will be difficult to support you, why don't you lean on here, and the poor monk will hold an umbrella for you."

Chen Tangtang flicked the raindrops off the umbrella and hit the umbrella on top of her head.

Hearing her words, his eyes widened for a moment, and he said in disbelief, "You, you are actually a monk? But...impossible! Impossible!"

He shook his head desperately, as if trying to put an end to this terrible thought.

how come?how come?

The monster suddenly raised its head and looked Chen Tangtang up and down, only to see that she was wearing a green cloak, which covered her figure, and the bamboo hat and umbrella on her head covered her head again, she was beautiful again, Only then did he not recognize that she was a monk.

God!Why did you tease him like this!

The monster turned its head and hit the tree trunk with a "bang".

"You, you give me back my heart!" He sobbed.

He clearly saw a beautiful girl on the top of the mountain, and fell in love with her at first sight!

Pitiful, he still thought: I will just let this poor and lovely girl go today, don't eat her, and marry her as his wife.

But, who would have thought that... the monk didn't teach scriptures and practice Zen in the temple, but ran out to deceive the monster's feelings!

My God, is there any reason for this!

Chen Tangtang was taken aback by his grief-stricken expression, and said in puzzlement: "The poor monk has never stolen anything, and the poor monk doesn't understand what the female Bodhisattva says."

He hugged the tree trunk, rubbed it carelessly, patted the tree trunk sadly and angrily, and cried, "What do you know! I...I..."

——I actually fell in love with a monk!Is there anything more tragic than this in the world?

Chen Tangtang was still puzzled, but seeing that his whole body was soaked and his face was white and mad, he could only sigh, took off his cloak, and put it on him.

A warmth with the fragrance of white lotus enveloped him instantly, the warm current rushed from the skin to the bones, and even his white bones could not help but "keke" and trembled.

"Female Bodhisattva, please cover yourself." As he said that, Chen Tangtang covered her head with his umbrella again, and her whole body was almost exposed to the rain.

He pinched both ends of the cloak, and stared at her elegant eyebrows with rippling eyes.

Chen Tangtang raised his head and put on the curtain hat, revealing a bright red cinnabar mole between his brows, a gentle smile appeared on his face, and his voice was soft and soft: "It's great that you are not sick, female Bodhisattva."

How could there be such a kind and gentle person in the world?

His bones... the bones seem to be singing, and every bone is "keke".

Ruined!He's fucked!

He actually fell in love with a monk!

Chen Tangtang did everything well, only to find that this beautiful little lady showed an even more sad and indignant expression, as if she was hating someone, but she didn't know who to hate.

He was sad and angry for a while, then suddenly turned his head and stared at her fiercely, as if he wanted to eat her bone to skin.

"Amitabha, is the female Bodhisattva alright? Is she sick?" Chen Tangtang thought for a while, then said in a low voice, "I'm sorry."

Her hand protruded from the monk's robe and gently covered his forehead.

A long-lost warmth and vitality rushed into his body recklessly, soothing every bone of him.

There was mist in his eyes, and he almost cried out in comfort.

Chen Tangtang frowned, and said seriously: "Bodhisattva, your forehead is too cold, did you catch the wind and cold? Why don't you wait for the poor monk's apprentice to come back, and the poor monk asks him to take you to the doctor?"

Apprentice... By the way, she still has apprentices.

He managed to regain his sanity from the warm fragrance of nephrite jade, and reluctantly avoided her hand.

Chen Tangtang thought that the little lady was shy, so she withdrew her hand and apologized again: "I'm sorry, it's all the recklessness of the poor monk."

A little blush appeared on his face, and he yelled madly in his heart——it’s okay, it’s okay, I like your recklessness, anyway, I’m a monster, I’m still a ghost, I’m not afraid of pain, no matter how rude you are to me in the future Some are okay too.

hey, wait.

He stared at Chen Tangtang's indistinguishable face, and asked timidly, "Are you really a monk?"

Chen Tangtang's heart trembled.

What's going on recently, why there are always people who seem to be able to see through the true gender of the poor monk, those monsters and gods are nothing more than that, why a passer-by little lady also started to ask.

Chen Tang Tang's elegant face became colder and colder, and his clear eyes became more desireless: "Amitabha, a poor monk is a poor monk."

The little lady frowned, and seemed to be troubled in her heart.

How could this be?For thousands of years, I have never liked a person, fell in love at first sight, fell in love with a man.

He covered his forehead, but couldn't help but sneak a look at her. The more he looked at her, the more he liked her, the more he looked at her, the more he fell in love with her. Even after knowing that she was a monk, his liking in his bones was not the slightest bit less.

The evil fate of Tiansha.

In this room, the male monster pretending to be a little lady thought about it and felt sorry for himself; in the other room, Chen Tangtang, who had always been big-hearted, was looking for the little frog everywhere. It seemed that since the little lady came, the frog had disappeared. How strange.

You must know that even creatures with undeveloped spiritual intelligence know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. The frog smelled the dangerous smell on the monster disguised as a woman, and naturally left.

Speaking of which, this elusive frog looks a bit like the mysterious man she met in Wuzhuang Temple, but unfortunately no one noticed when he sneaked away at that time.

Chen Tangtang was distracted and didn't notice that the little lady was looking at her covetously.

The little lady hugged the cloak with her body fragrance tightly, and said in a low voice: "Why did the elder appear here?"

Forget it, regardless of whether the monk is a man or a woman, if he enters his territory, he is his man, and he will not let go even if he dies.What's more, there are all kinds of rare and rare treasures in the world, and there may be some that make people change their sex.

Chen Tangtang was awakened by his question, she raised the umbrella in her hand, only to see the little lady looked at herself shyly, her eyes mixed with emotion.

Chen Tangtang: "..."

The people I met along the way were really strange.

"The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and he was going to the west to learn scriptures."

The little lady exclaimed: "You are the monk who eats monsters!"

Chen Tangtang: "...How could the female Bodhisattva know?"

The little lady's long eyelashes flickered, and said in a low voice: "Don't the elders know?"

"What does the poor monk know?"

"Your story has spread far and wide."

She suddenly had a bad premonition in her heart.

Chen Tangtang paused, and asked softly, "What kind of story is it?"

The monster's eyes flickered, and he touched his nose in embarrassment: "Which version does the elder want to listen to?"

There are actually many versions?What the hell did the poor monk arrange!

"The benefactor...do whatever you want."

While observing Chen Tangtang's face, he randomly picked a few popular stories among monsters and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that you ate the monsters, and you said you cheated the monsters' feelings. Also, you played with the feelings of many men and women along the way, you patted your butt and left, and they were all crying with broken hearts and lovesickness."

slander!Naked slander!

Chen Tangtang looked at him: "That's all?"

"and also……"

The little lady's face turned red all of a sudden, and her pink cheeks looked like a snack wrapped in red bean paste, which looked sweet and delicious.

"And... that's..." She hesitated, scratching the bark with her fingers.

"Amitabha, the poor monk doesn't mind."

Even if you mind, it has already spread.

The little lady said in a low voice: "After hearing that the master beat Wuzhuang Temple, I got an extra whip in my hand, and I also got a new hobby."

Wait, the poor monk suddenly didn't want to listen again.

It's a pity that the little lady didn't agree with her, so she said it out: "The master... likes to slap people, and what can still slap people is desire~xian~desire~death, orgasm~tide~against..."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Chen Tangtang: "The poor monk didn't..."

The little lady's face was pink, her eyes were watery, and she said timidly: "If the master likes... I, I also..."

Chen Tangtang: "What?"

The little lady lowered her head and pinched her cloak: "...I can do it too."

Thank you Bumin, thank you.

"No, Elder, I really..." Saying that, the little lady's hand automatically climbed onto her arm.

Chen Tangtang was holding the umbrella with that arm, and when she hugged her like this, the umbrella shook wildly, and the rainwater splashed down, some splashed on her curtain hat, and some splashed on his hair.

But he didn't seem to feel it, and his whole body desperately pressed, rubbed, and rubbed against her.

"Female Bodhisattva, female Bodhisattva, please let go of this poor monk..."

Chen Tangtang wanted to break free from her bondage, but found that he was extremely strong, and she couldn't easily break free.

"Elder, please save me." He buried his whole face in her sleeve, sniffing unceasingly, greedily taking all the fragrance from her clothes into his lungs.

"The female Bodhisattva has something to say, please tell me." Just don't touch it.

"I... I have a disease that only you, the elder, can cure. I beg the elder to save me!"

Chen Tangtang was full of doubts.

What disease can only be cured by her?She has never learned how to save the sick and heal the sick.

"The female Bodhisattva has misunderstood? The poor monk is not a doctor, and he doesn't know how to save patients..."

"That's right, only you, the elder, can cure you." The little lady quickly grabbed her hand and stabbed him between his chest with such force that it seemed to tear his skin. Open, directly put her hand in.

"Amitabha, poor monk...poor monk...ah, wait..." Chen Tangtang stopped with all his strength.

He raised his head and smiled at her: "It's just lovesickness, don't you believe it? If you don't believe me, the elder came to touch my bones. Since I saw you, I fell in love with you at first sight. The bones are soft and soft, really. Love to the bone."

Chen Tangtang felt something was wrong no matter what he heard, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he could only fight with her desperately.

"Calm down, Bodhisattva, calm down, you are hurting yourself, stop!"

This trick really works.

His hands stopped, but his eyes became hotter.

"Are you worried about me?" The hotness in his eyes almost burst out, "That's great, you are worried about me."

Chen Tangtang had no choice but to say: "That's right, that's right, the poor monk is worried about the female Bodhisattva, the female Bodhisattva should let go quickly, don't hurt yourself."

He stared at her, his scorching eyes seemed to set her on fire together.

He stared at her blankly, and said blankly: "You are so kind to me."

His tone was low, and hearing it in her ears made her ears numb.

Chen Tangtang shook his arms, and his paws followed suit, still refusing to let go.

Since you think the poor monk is good, let the poor monk go quickly...

"I want..." His voice sank, "I will show you everything about me."

No, no, no, poor monk!

Before Chen Tangtang had time to refuse, he saw a big stick falling from the sky and hit the beautiful young lady directly on the head. The little lady trembled and fell limply.

"Tear--"

Chen Tangtang looked down, because he grabbed her sleeves tightly, her sleeves were torn off by his action.

Chen Tangtang touched his bare arm.

Now, has the poor monk lost his sleeve?

Chen Tangtang shivered violently, goosebumps arose on her bare arms, and suddenly, a red cloak fell down, covering her head together.

Chen Tangtang struggled to play with the cloak, but his head suddenly became heavy, as if someone pressed it hard.

"Teacher, stop making trouble."

"I'm sorry, Master," came Sun Xingzhe's indifferent voice, "Master cannot see this scene in front of me."

Chen Tangtang suddenly recalled the scene just now, and asked softly, "Is she alright?"

He didn't answer for a long time, and for some reason, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Chen Tangtang felt a little bit, but he didn't understand why he became like this.

After a long time, Sun Xingzhe gave a muffled "hmm".

Killed a mortal?What can I do?

I don't know if all the gods and Buddhas in the sky have seen it?I don't know if this little lady's family will come to her?

Alas, Bajie and Wujing are not here, and there is no one to help destroy the corpse...

Chen Tangtang was distressed, and sighed unintentionally.

Sun Xingzhe's voice suddenly rang out: "Master, you... are you very distressed?"

I killed someone!How could it not be troublesome?

How many pairs of eyes have been staring at us along the way, without doing anything to smear us, all the stories have been made up, if we really did something wrong, oops, what should we do?

"As a teacher... oh!"

Chen Tangtang's sigh seemed to hurt Sun Xingzhe.

He said in a anxious tone that he had never had before: "Master, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think..."

Strange... We traveled westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, where did these stories come from?There are still so many... It's simply trying to smear us, could it be... There are a pair of black hands behind the scenes deliberately framing and smearing us?

"...That's it, Master, you believe me."

But who actually wants to harm us?

"Master... Can you say something good? I will definitely listen to Master from now on, and I won't make my own decisions. Master, don't be angry. I just want to protect Master...Damn it! Where are those two idiots? Why aren't you here? Protect Master by your side!"

Chen Tangtang, who had just returned from the fugue, happened to hear the latter sentence, and said: "Don't blame them, Bajie listened to your words and went to beg for the teacher, as for Wujing...he went to help the teacher with some things .”

Chen Tangtang felt that he had already explained clearly, but he suddenly said: "Complain? Master, you blame me."

His voice was abnormally cold, but there was a heart-wrenching stiffness hidden under the coldness.

What's going on here?

Chen Tangtang was a little confused.

She pulled the cloak on top of her head, and the hand held her down again.

"Master, don't move," he said in a low voice, "I don't want Master to see me like I am now."

Chen Tangtang: "..."

Disciple, you ask so much.

Chen Tangtang pricked up his ears, wanting to hear what he had done, but only heard the sound of "rustle", he seemed to be dragging something on the ground, after a while, there was a "plop", he It seemed to throw something into the pond again.

"All right."

Her eyes suddenly lit up, and he also put the red cloak on her body.

Chen Tangtang lowered his head, but only found a pool of blood in front of him, but the little lady's body was gone.

Although there was no body, there was a scratch from the blood all the way to the pond.

Sun Xingzhe scratched the ground twice casually, and said lightly: "It's nothing, Master, don't mind."

He cleaned up all the bloodstains and scratches on the ground, his hands and feet were quick, and his handling was meticulous, which was a must for murder and robbery.

Chen Tangtang touched his neck and felt a little cold on the back of his neck.

Sun Xingzhe stood in the drizzle, with silver beads gathering on his blond hair. He put his arms at his sides and looked up at the sky. His back looked quite lonely and desolate.

Chen Tangtang looked in the direction he was looking, but saw nothing.

Could it be... is this a necessary action after he kills someone?

Amitabha, the poor monk really learned.

Since the apprentice is savoring the aftertaste of the murder, as a master, he naturally has to accompany him.

Chen Tangtang was idle and bored, so he closed his eyes and began to read Buddhist scriptures.

Sun Xingzhe's heart seemed to be stuffed with a stone, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable, but obviously even his own heart was made of stone, how could he be so blocked?

It's all Master's fault.

Master must be saving that monster just now, right?

Heh, he would never regret that he killed that monster with a stick, but he only regretted that he should have dealt with it behind the master's back, so that she would not see anything.It's just... the situation at that time can't be described as he thought too much, he got into his head on impulse, and by the time he realized it, he had already smashed the monster's head.

No matter how you think about it, it's all Master's fault.

He sent Ao Lie to have his feet healed, because he couldn't worry about his master, he hurried back after putting Ao Lie down, he didn't expect to see such an explosive scene on the cloud!

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, such a pure, cold and abstinent master would touch that monster's chest!What are you touching? Could it be that Master herself doesn’t have one?Oh, it seems that the master herself really didn't...

That's not OK!How can you touch a place like that casually?Today's monsters are shameless, shameless, and unscrupulous, what should they do if they get sucked into them?Such a good master... who wouldn't like it?

What's hateful is that monster, after being beaten to death, still didn't show its original shape, which caused the master to misunderstand him.

Sun Xingzhe clenched his hands, his golden eyes were deep.

I just hope that Master will not have any barriers with him because of a mere monster.

"Disciple..."

coming!

Sun Xingzhe tensed all his muscles, ready to listen to Master's accusation.

No matter what the master said, he had to listen, and he must not turn his face like before, nor just walk away. If he left, the remaining three would definitely "eat" the master until there was not even a scum left!

Perhaps, he should seize the opportunity.

Chen Tangtang was puzzled, why he had just called his apprentice, but he was facing a big enemy, did she say something terrible?

no?

"Cough, master." Sun Xingzhe turned sideways, his slightly wet blond ponytail brushing his back.

Chen Tangtang stared at his hair.

"Master, do you still believe me?" He asked cautiously.

Chen Tangtang looked puzzled.

He is her apprentice, why doesn't she believe it?

Did he go out and eat something bad?Why do I feel weird after coming back, always say some strange words and ask some strange questions.

"Of course I believe."

After Chen Tangtang finished speaking, he seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, and his whole body relaxed.

Ah, don't worry about this for now... There is one more important thing right now.

"That little lady just now..." She was interrupted abruptly by Sun Xingzhe as soon as she had finished speaking.

"Master!" He turned around abruptly, the rainwater from the tip of his hair was thrown out and fell on her cheeks, it was cool.

His golden eyes flickered, and he put his hands on her shoulders.

She didn't know whether it was because of the sparse warp and weft of her clothes, or because she was too cold, but she only felt that his hands were hot, like a branding iron, on her shoulders.

Sun Xingzhe stared at her seriously, as if he wanted to take her into his eyes, and said word by word: "Trust me, don't mention that person just now."

Chen Tangtang didn't understand why, but he still complied.

Sun Xingzhe pursed his lips, his golden eyes were shining brightly, he suddenly jumped forward, hugged Chen Tangtang, and buried his head in her shoulder.

"Master..." he murmured.

Chen Tangtang was speechless.

Why are you both like this!

The flimsy clothes of the teacher can't stand the pull of you one or two!

The author has something to say: Chen Tangtang thought to himself: Oops, Oops, his apprentice committed a crime, so he must protect his shortcomings, quickly deal with the scene and the corpse.

Sun Xingzhe: Oh, no, no, master must have misunderstood me, but I don't regret it, that's what I should do to those shameless goblins!