Chaos God

When Ling woke up in the infirmary, even the club activities of the literature club were about to end. She sat up from the bed in the school infirmary, her head was still a little dizzy. Other than holding Prisoner-kun in one hand and Yamamoto-kun in the other, flying into the sky on something like a hot air balloon, this week should be fairly peaceful...

However, when school was over today, she originally planned to go to see how Yamamoto-kun was doing after-school tutoring after finishing the club work, but in the end she chased all the way to the rooftop, where she saw Yamamoto-kun, Prison-kun, and Sawada-kun and the three of them threw a child around like a ball, and after Sawada-kun shouted and exploded, the child flew into the sky and made a huge explosion...

Kill, kill!Ling collapsed on the ground. It was the first time she saw this kind of criminal case. Her legs were so frightened that her heart was beating wildly as if it was about to jump out of her throat. Then the child fell from the sky to Sawada-kun. In my arms, and then... I was alive and kicking again.

"Ling? How are you?" Kyoko squatted next to the startled Ling with the child's small cloth bag and asked. The latter looked at her, then at the child, and then at Sawada. Tsunayoshi said, "It's okay, I just helped find the wrong person." Yamamoto-kun, who had a natural face, rolled his eyes and fell unconscious.

Slightly forward, Mother of Heaven, this world is so scary...Ling, I can no longer keep up with the changing pace of this world QAQ.

Fortunately, this mess is over and it's the weekend, and she can stay away from these things for a while-who knows what will happen next week-if only she can pass the green school test, Ling thought so, holding On the way home with her own bag, she couldn't help but sighed, otherwise, start preparing for the transfer exam in Luzhong?That's what she planned.

"Grandma, I'm back." She took off her shoes at the entrance and changed into indoor slippers, and then saw the water cup and ashtray on the table, "Has anyone been here?" She asked, walked to the kitchen and pulled Opening the refrigerator, "Would you reheat the tempura that you haven't eaten yesterday, grandma?" She asked again, and only then did she see her grandma Tamiya Changxia coming out of her room wiping her eyes.

Tamiya Changxia is not young anymore, she still looks very energetic, her gray hair is neatly tied up in a bun, it can be seen that she was a beauty when she was young, "Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Ling Her surname is Xiwangsi, but the elderly woman in front of her, whom she calls her grandma, is surnamed Tian Gong—that is the surname of Ling's mother's natal family.

So the old man in front of her, whom she called grandma, should actually be backed up by her grandma, "It's nothing." The old man's eyes were a little red and swollen. Although he tried his best to hide it, he could still see that she had cried.

"Is there any guest at home?" Ling helped her to sit at the dinner table and spoke.

"It's your mother's former friend..."

"It's from my father's side, right?" Ling shook her head and gently exposed grandma's lie, "It's okay, grandma, I won't leave, even if grandma drives me away with a cane." She gently Patted the old man's back, "Shall we have dinner?" She clapped her hands and suggested with a smile, Tamiya Changxia looked at her granddaughter kindly, "Hey." She nodded, reached out and stroked Ling's hair, "What are you talking about? How could grandma drive you away with a cane?"

"Okay, don't think about unhappy things, let's eat!" Ling ran to the kitchen to bring out the food.

The matter with my father... I have been divorced from my mother for more than ten years... She stuffed vegetables into her mouth and chewed without taste.When she said "Dad", in fact, she almost couldn't remember what he looked like. Now that she thought about it, he was covered in mosaics and didn't know how to describe it. The only thing she remembered was that the beard on his face was very rough.

For Xi Wangsiling, the word "father" is just the child support sent every month.

What kind of person he is, for Ling, who was only a child when her parents divorced, she can't remember for a long time. Refused——since you want to pick yourself up, why don't you come by yourself?Thinking like this, Ling put everything behind her mind—forget it, don't think about it.Anyway, I also... It seems that the tuition fees for college should be saved earlier, and I can't always rely on my father's support.She plans.

However, she can only go outside to work at the age of 16, and she still needs to wait for two years.

What makes her feel more satisfied is that this weekend passed quite peacefully. Of course, if the loud noise she heard when she was taking care of the flowers and plants in the garden, everything was fine—well, the loud noise Sounds or something, when it's not there it really isn't there, that's it!On the way to school, Ling hypnotized herself, what kind of head is on fire, a child who can explode, a child who can hide a rocket launcher in a wig, a baby who wears a suit and tie and can open a hot air balloon. Dangerous flammable and explosive stuff, if it doesn't exist, it definitely won't exist!

Of course, it is impossible for this world to proceed according to her self-hypnosis, so when she just walked to the school gate, she saw Sawada Tsunayoshi running all the way to the school gate in red pants with his upper body on fire and his head on fire... Her The corners of her mouth twitched twice, exhale, inhale, exhale, inhale "Good morning, Sawada-kun." She greeted, what's on fire in the head, wrong read, wrong read, Sawada-kun, this is just performance art that's all...

"Ah, good morning, classmate Xiwangji." Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had just disappeared from his lifeless state, hurriedly responded to Ling's greetings, but Ling had already maintained a stiff smile and turned to go to the school——Sawada-kun dragged a person It's not abnormal to run around, it's just performance art, she hypnotized herself.

Flip the table!This is called woolen performance art!She ran back to the classroom in tears, "Mom in heaven, I want to transfer to another school!"

When a group of members of the karate club rushed in to look for Kyoko, Ling stared dumbfounded at Kyoko, who was still smiling gently, being pulled away like this. She and Kurokawa Hana looked at each other, and finally jumped up at the same time, "Hana, this is ..." she asked as she followed Kurokawa Hana.

"Go to Kyoko's brother and that fellow Sawada, damn it, everything has to do with him!" Kurokawa Hana complained while running.

"I'm going to find the teacher." Ling wanted to turn around and run to the teacher's office, but was grabbed by Kurokawa Hana, "Don't bother the teacher with this kind of thing, let's solve it by ourselves." As she spoke, she dragged Ling to continue. Go to the place where the boxing club trains.

When the two of them arrived, it happened that the battle between Sasakawa Heihei and Sawada Tsunayoshi had ended, seeing that Sawada-kun's head was not on fire, Ling thought with a sigh of relief, "Ahaha, sure enough... that's right , Kyoko her!"

"What's wrong? What's the matter?" Hearing a familiar voice, Ling turned around and saw Jingzi standing at the door, "Jingzi! Are you okay?"

"Me? What's wrong with me?"

Before Ling could heave a sigh of relief, the group of karate boys had already squeezed to the door, yelling for Kyoko to be the female manager of the karate club, and reaching out to grab Kyoko's hand, Ling subconsciously reached out to grab Kyoko's other hand Holding her hand, she dragged her behind her forcefully, "You guys are so bad! Even if you want a girl to be a manager, you can't just drag her there! It's too rough! This is called kidnapping! Kidnapping!" Ling was angry shouted.

"That's right!" Kurokawa Hana also echoed.

"Anyway! We will not give up!" the general of the Karate Club shouted, "Yes! Yes!" The rest of the club members echoed in unison.

"It's really bad." Ling frowned and said.

What happened next was far beyond Ling's imagination. They stuffed flammable and explosive objects into their belts, used strange dark dishes to knock people down, and... what happened to that little baby? !You can tell at a glance that this is not an ordinary baby!No matter how you look at it, it's suspicious!Until Sawada Tsunayoshi knocked down Dashan with a punch, she was in a state of brain failure.

She closed her eyes and thought of self-hypnosis... Ah ha ha, actually... none of that happened just now, even if everyone's heads were on fire, it was nothing...

——Bingsheng Middle School is getting more and more dangerous, how to break it! QQ

When everything was settled and they were walking towards the school gate, Ling, Jingzi and Hua were walking together, but they saw many classmates crowded at the school gate. Curious, Ling stepped forward to ask someone who seemed to want to watch but didn't have the courage to come forward. The classmate asked, "What's wrong?"

"It seems that someone gathered at the school gate, and it turned out..."

...Come on, needless to say, I must have offended Senior Skylark.

Ling had no interest in watching gang fights, but now it was school time, so everyone hid at the school gate to peek at what was going on.It would be better to slip away as soon as possible. When she came to the school gate, the scene she saw was different from what she had imagined. Senior Skylark was standing with his special kidnapper for beating people, and the one who confronted him was a A big sister who looks gorgeous in a black suit and black pants.

Standing in a row at the back are also big sisters who are dressed like bodyguards like the big sister. In the middle is a little sister who is wearing a loli skirt and looks only seven or eight years old. The little girl When she turned her head and saw Ling standing not far away with her bag, her expression suddenly changed into an angry look, "Tess, step back!" She ordered in a childish voice, and Senior Skylark The glamorous big sister who was confronting put away the...Huh?Is that also abducted?Staring vigilantly at Bingsheng Middle School's humanoid beast chairman, he retreated to the little girl. The little girl pointed her finger at Ling angrily, and said loudly, "How long are you going to escape, you bastard! It's Xiwangsi!" If you are a child at home, don’t always be evasive!”

What, what's the situation! ?

"How can I have a cowardly and useless sister like you! Mio doesn't admit that there is such a sister!" Loli pointed at Ling with one hand on her hip, and pointed at Ling, which made the latter open her mouth and say If there is no other response other than a word-what the hell is going on! ! ? ?

Qianlue, mother of heaven, can you let me stop for a day? I just want to live the life of an ordinary person. Is this wish extravagant...

The author has something to say: Girl, your wish is indeed... very luxurious in this world, self-hypnosis is OK~~~