Chaos God

"Today is another day, the air is fresh when I wake up in the morning..." Well, what should I write next?Ling put the end of the pen against her lower lip, "I went to see the hydrangeas planted in the school nursery today, and they seem to be growing very well. As expected, watching the plants I planted and fertilized grow little by little is the most satisfying thing. " She stopped writing in the diary, and suddenly heard a noise from a child outside the door, Ling closed the diary and walked to the door, just in time to see a child crying while holding Sawada Tsunayoshi's leg.

"...Sawada-kun, is this your brother?" What a cute cow costume, Ling thought for a while, "That's right!" She took out a small bag of Konpei candy from her school uniform pocket-she always likes sweets, She always carries all kinds of candy, "Don't cry, this is for you." She smiled.

The kid in the cow costume turned around with snot and tears, "Master Lanbo likes candy the most!" Then he grabbed the Jinpingtang in Ling's hand, "It's decided, you will be Master Lanbo's little brother No. [-] !"

"..." The corners of Ling's eyes twitched violently, she turned her head to look at Tsunayoshi Sawada and said, "Sawada-kun, you play mafia games at school, do you teach your younger brother the same way at home?"

"No, that's not the case!" Tsunayoshi hurriedly wanted to explain something, but an unsettling silence in front of him interrupted his dancing explanation. When the crowd dispersed, it was the super fierce beast Hibari who stood there , "Ah! Terrible! I'll take him out of here immediately!" Said while holding Lan Bo who was eating the Jinping Tang Ling gave him and ran all the way.

"Lesson is about to start!" Ling stood up and shouted, "Yamamoto-kun, Sawada-kun, and Kikuji-kun!"

"Ahhh, we'll be back soon!" Yamamoto turned around and shouted while maintaining his running posture with a smile.

"Really..." Ling breathed a sigh of relief, and turned her head helplessly to smile.

"How long are you going to stand here?" At this time, she heard a voice that made the hairs on her whole body stand on end—from the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee, Hibari Kyouya, "Bite and kill you." She ran away trembling all over Entering the classroom, "It's so scary... How on earth did he become the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee! It's obviously scarier than delinquent boys!"

During class, Takeshi Yamamoto and the others returned to the classroom stepping on the spot, and they were still scolded for being almost late. Everyone was a little nervous when the results of the quiz were coming out today. "The teacher called Ling's name, "Here." She stood up, and the teacher smiled kindly at her and said, "You can get good grades even if you're not feeling well. Keep working hard." He encouraged her so satisfactorily. .

"Yes, teacher." She bowed slightly, because she was brought up by her grandma, so Ling received a relatively traditional education, and she was instinctively polite to her elders.

"Then next... Takeshi Yamamoto, Tsunayoshi Sawada... As the only two failed in the class, one with 35 points and the other with [-] points..." The two people who were called stood up, and the expressions of Sawada Tsunayoshi seemed not quite right Okay, but he's used to this kind of thing. As for the other protagonist... Well, he doesn't seem to take it seriously at all, and he still smiles broadly. "You two! How dare you be late for the exam so badly! It's really..." The teacher scolded again.

Ling looked at the full-score test paper in her hand, and then at Takeshi Yamamoto with 35 points—probably because the field team was too busy training?She thought so.

The bell for the end of get out of class rang on time, Ling stood up almost immediately, she walked to the seat of Takeshi Yamamoto with some hesitation, "Well, classmate Yamamoto..."

"Student Xiwangsi? What's the matter?" The latter still had his trademark sunny smile. Although it looked a little natural, it was very reassuring.

"That... Actually, it's me, that." Ling didn't know how to take the initiative to speak, so she hesitated for a while before saying, "Yamamoto-kun, can you show me the test paper for this quiz?"

"So it's about this matter, of course." Takeshi Yamamoto smiled cheerfully and took out his 35-point quiz paper, "But what do you want this for?" It was rare for him to ask such a question.

"Thank you! I'll return it to you later!" Ling took the paper he handed over with some embarrassment, ran back to her seat quickly, took out the folded test paper and opened it. I sighed, took out the pencil in my stationery box, and carefully wrote on the test paper where Yamamoto made a mistake in the question, and which page and line of the book the relevant knowledge points were on. Pay attention to those places.

After finishing all this, she quickly ran to the seat of Yamamoto who had just walked out, and after holding down the test paper with the pencil case, she quickly ran back to her seat and sat down, lowering her head and hiding her face In the opened "Pillow Straw", I dare not look up at anyone.

Her heart was jumping a little, as if she had done something bad, Xi Wang Siling put her hands on her heart and thought, there is home economics class in the afternoon, maybe she is making cakes, she is a little nervous, thinking this way, she turned her head Going to look at Takeshi Yamamoto who has returned to his seat, the latter took a look at his paper, opened his eyes wide and sighed loudly in a brisk tone: "Student Xiwangji is so amazing!" He walked over and showed a bright smile , "It's really amazing, such a detailed thing can be written in such a short time!"

"Where...it's time for class, Yamamoto-san should hurry back to your seat." Ling lowered her head and said in a low voice, in exchange for the girls nearby "so cunning!" "Student Yamamoto, I'll help you next time!" In response, she buried her face deeper.

...Forgot to remind Yamamoto-san not to be so loud... She buried her face in the book and thought.

shameful.

The lunch break passed quickly, and Ling, who was whipping cream in the home economics class, suddenly felt someone poke her arm with an elbow, and turned her face just in time to see Kurokawa Hana's teasing smile, "Why? Interested in someone?" She held an egg beater in her hand and looked very mature in an apron, while Kyoko next to her was weighing the amount of sugar needed for the cream.

"What, what?" Ling turned to continue whipping cream, "Do you mean Yamamoto-san?"

"Huh, huh?! Admitted so quickly?!" Kurokawa lowered her voice and approached, "Didn't you think you like that type?"

"No, it's just that Yamamoto-kun helped me last time, so..." She put down the whipped cream in her hand, turned around and took the cake out of the oven, tested the hardness with chopsticks—it was just right, she put The cake embryo was placed on the table for decoration, "Hua, who do you want to share your cake with?"

"Me?" The latter shrugged his shoulders, "That group of boys are blah, everyone eats the same." She said indifferently, "Anyway, I don't like any of them."

"It's still the same." Ling turned her head and smiled, in exchange for Kurokawa Hana's teasing, "What about you? It must be Yamamoto-kun!" She bumped Xi Wangsiling with her shoulder, and blinked her eyes in exchange for The reporter retorted with a slightly red face, "No, that's not it!" She retorted like this, but in her heart she felt that Kurokawa Hana was right.

Except for Yamamoto-kun, who is a little familiar to her, she really doesn't have a good relationship with the boys.

When the girls opened the door with cakes, a group of boys were already waiting inside. Some girls looked around and said, "Isn't Mr. Jimoto here?" "Give mine to Mr. Yoshimoto!" "Mr. Yamamoto is willing to eat Mine?" the girls chirped.

Yamamoto put his hands on Tsunayoshi's shoulders, "Has Tsunayoshi decided who to eat?" Although he didn't say anything, Tsunayoshi certainly wanted to eat the cake made by Kyoko, but when he looked over...

"Ahh! What are you doing!" He screamed and rushed into the crowd of girls. At this time, the cake that Jingzi was holding was no longer the one she used to be. Ling suddenly felt that her eyes might have to go to the ophthalmology department. Wait, is that cake with strange colors and strange creatures really a cake that Kyoko tried for herself?

No matter how you look at it, it is a dark dish!

Yamamoto stepped forward and grabbed a piece, "Does it look delicious? Let me have a taste too!" He wanted to stuff it into his mouth.

"Wait a minute, Yamamoto-san!" Ling blurted out.

"Can't eat!" Tsunayoshi jumped up and slapped the dark food in the hands of Kyoko and Yamamoto, and then just for a moment, really just for a moment, he suddenly fell to the ground and then an orange flame burned on his head again, The clothes exploded, revealing the orange-red and yellow-spotted underpants, shouting "Resurrection! Eat the cake with the determination to die!" Then swallowed two dark dishes that did not fall on the ground with the difficulty that a very human being can do cake.

——I always feel...something is wrong, but what is this kind of mood that seems to be used to it? It seems that once you accept this setting... "It's not enough!" Sawada-kun wearing orange-red and yellow-dotted pants Shouting like this, he ran all the way and ate everyone's cake.

Is it okay to eat so much?Ling stood aside because she didn't deliver the cake. She stared dumbfounded at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who had turned on the berserk state again. She opened her mouth and didn't know what to say. At this moment, she heard a child's voice coming from the door, " Are you gone?" Looking back, it happened to be the child in the morning, she looked at the cake in her hand, then at Takeshi Yamamoto, and finally shook her head with a smile, "There's still..." She didn't say anything After that, the cake in his hand was swallowed into the stomach of Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was rushing all the way...

"Sawa, Sawada-kun!"

"Yes, patience, patience." The child saw the cake in his hand being killed halfway and swallowed it, and suddenly burst into tears, "I can't bear it anymore!" He took out a bazooka from his hair and got in, and then " With a bang, Ling fell to the ground, staring dumbfounded at the strange boy who suddenly appeared in front of her... "You...you..."

"Really..." the boy complained like this, then lowered his head as if he just noticed Ling, "Ah, Ling-chan?"

Can that wig hold a bazooka that big? !Is there a different dimension connected there? ! "You know me?" Although there were countless vomits in her mind, Ling still asked.

"Ah..." The young man was about to say something, but he turned around and saw a beautiful woman rushing towards him holding a dark dish. When he saw him, he froze in place, and then "Romeo...you are still alive!" The beautiful woman saw him He said excitedly, "Eat it for me! Poisonous food!" Then put the thing in his hand—can that thing really be called a cake? ! ——Put it on the boy's face and walk away.

"It's all right!" Sawada Tsunayoshi hurriedly ran to the side of the fallen boy, a baby in a suit that he had never seen before stood there Shi Shiran said: "Ten years later technology should be able to heal... ..."

Wait, what is going on with your onlooker attitude!Shouldn't you call an ambulance at a time like this? !Ling complained weakly and looked at all the students who were onlookers, feeling mustard...

Qianlue, the mother of heaven, and everyone in Bingsheng Middle School, are still playing off today.

The author has something to say: This world is too dangerous for normal people--