When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

There is no poisonous dumb Cheng Xie Xing, but following him on the show is the most failed decision Wen Luheng has ever made.

The veins on Wen Luheng's forehead twitched, and he almost couldn't resist holding the guy down and spanking.

Of course, Cheng Xiexing was an idiot.

He said these words in Wen Luheng's ear.

The guests around could only see Cheng Xiexing posting to whisper to the gold master's father.That intimate gesture makes people can't help but think about it.

Are these two really just brothers?Why do you look so gay.

Of course, intimacy is only short-lived.They saw that the face of the gold master's father turned black at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Cheng Xiexing, for the sake of our friends, I will give you 5 minutes." Wen Luheng sneered, "Run farther away, if I catch up with you, you can wait to go to the hospital to recuperate. No matter what Whether it's the show or the crew, you don't need to go."

If you don't give this guy some color, this guy really doesn't intend to restrain himself!

Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and ran away.

Wen Luheng glanced at his watch and waited quietly.

Of course, he is not really planning on someone's legs, but it is still necessary to chase after him and frighten him.No matter what, this product will be turned upside down!

The guests and staff were all stunned, at a loss, completely unaware of what they had discovered.

The photographer didn't know why, but he also carried the camera to catch up and took some shots.

He originally thought it would take a long time to chase, but Cheng Xie Xing ran out of the temple and ran to the grass outside, but accidentally tripped over the weeds and vines and rushed to the street.

Wen Luheng's expression changed, he stopped looking at his watch, and chased him out.

As soon as Cheng Xiexing got up from the ground, he heard a familiar voice behind him.

"How's it going?"

Wen Luheng squatted down beside him, looking at him nervously.

Cheng Xiexing put one hand on the ground and moved back in panic.

"It's, it's not been 5 minutes yet, you can't take your word for it!"

Wen Luheng: "..."

This guy is really...

Wen Luheng laughed, stretched out his finger, and tapped his forehead lightly.

"Who are you pretending to be inside? You have fallen like this, how else do you think I can teach you a lesson?"

"Ah? The grass is soft, I didn't have any problems at all. Oh, no, no, I fell in such pain that I couldn't move..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

This guy, is he deaf?

Almost done, get up for me.

"Oh." Cheng Xiexing stood up and patted the grass on his body, "You, you are so nice, you probably don't want to settle accounts with me right now, do you?"

"Then keep your mouth shut, my patience has a limit."

"Uh-huh."

Cheng Xiexing nodded emphatically, looking like a well-behaved baby.

Of course, Wen Luheng knew very well how bad this guy was.

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For a program, it is definitely not enough to just shoot a temple.The next day, the group went to a nearby square to continue filming.

Yesterday it was a Chinese style temple, today it is a European style square.This square was built by imitating well-known foreign squares. It can be used as a shooting location, and you can directly shoot foreign movies without going abroad.

Looking at the European-style buildings and fountains in front of him, Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but be speechless: "At first glance, it looks like I'm in a foreign country."

"You saved a lot of money on the plane, and you're earning it in blood." Wen Luheng joked.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Will he die without harm?Rubbish smell law constant!

Before some guests came, they did their homework.

"In Genuine Plaza abroad, there are many street performers..."

Then, the director made a deceitful decision to let them make money on the spot, and then use the money for cooking money tomorrow.As for their original meal money, the director team multiplied it by 10 times and donated it directly to charity organizations.

Hearing such a coquettish operation, Cheng Xiexing's face collapsed on the spot.

"I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen to me when I was filming a travel show." Cheng Xiexing smiled wryly, "Director, don't you think your travel show is a bit too weird?!"

"What we are shooting is a travel show full of surprises. Only when there are surprises can there be expectations." The director picked up the loudspeaker and said.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Such a showy operation, really can't hit the street?

Wen Luheng did not vote before because he was worried about this.The director has great ideas, but it's really hard to say whether the audience will eat it or not.However, ordinary travel programs are hard to catch on.

Of course, Wen Luheng invested directly later.A lot of them are purely for chasing people because of how optimistic they are.

"It's a purely travel show, it's a bit boring, but it's good to have something new."

For this program, Wen Luheng didn't have much money requirements.

Cheng Xiexing almost fainted when he heard this.

Is it such a joke?The father of the emotional funder is not here to shoot the show, but to play!

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head in distress: "I don't have any talent at all, and I have no way to perform to make money."

I was born in poverty in my two lifetimes, so doing farm work is quite awkward.But street performances...forget it!

"You don't have to perform, you can also challenge to hand out leaflets." Wen Luheng slightly curled his lips.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

What rubbish advice is this!

Unlike Cheng Xiexing, the other guests have talents.

The director also provided a loan service, allowing guests to buy or rent performance props.

Wen Luheng walked into a musical instrument store decisively and rented an ordinary guitar.

Cheng Xiexing followed right behind him, a little at a loss.

There is a lot of traffic in this square, and each store has its own permanent staff.Even if leaflets were to be distributed, it was not his turn to grab them.

Cheng Xiexing, who was useless, didn't know what to do instead.

As soon as Wen Luheng turned his head, he saw the poor little girl who seemed to be abandoned on the street with nowhere to go.

"Lu Heng, I may starve to death tomorrow. For the sake of our friends, you can help me when the time comes."

The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "You..."

It's amazing!

"I never do business at a loss. How about this, you work for me, and I will provide you with three meals tomorrow."

"Okay!"

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up, and he almost rushed over to hug his thigh.

"Boss, this guitar is too heavy. When you're not performing, leave it to me~" Cheng Xiexing looked doggy.

"No, you have other tasks. I'll prepare a prop for you later." Wen Luheng lowered his head and calibrated the strings of the guitar. "I will perform later, and you will be responsible for collecting the money."

"Take, take the money." Cheng Xiexing's expression changed.

The gold master's father is too stupid!

What kind of props can there be for street performers to collect money, isn't it just the whole beggar's bowl for collecting money?

Cheng Xiexing was in a complicated mood, suddenly he didn't want to cooperate and wanted to run away.

However, he doesn't have much talent to perform, and he can't make money at all.Thinking of this, Cheng Xiexing had no choice but to give in.

It's too miserable to bend your waist for five buckets of rice!

Cheng Xiexing sighed in his heart, and stood quietly waiting.

After Wen Luheng tuned his guitar, he led him along the street, looking for a shop.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes rolled slowly, trying to find a way out for himself.

Suddenly, his eyes were caught by an item in the glass showcase.

"Luheng, let's buy this." Cheng Xiexing stretched out his finger, "This little piggy bank looks very impressive, so let's use it to collect money!"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "What are you thinking?"

Cheng Xiexing swallowed: "This piggy bank is great. I also know that finding a broken bowl is more in line with the atmosphere. But, but... I still want to save face."

Wen Lvheng laughed dumbfoundedly.

He stretched out his finger and flicked Xie Xing's forehead.

"What's on your mind? How many people still take cash out now? I want to find a printing shop and print out the payment code."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Well, he was overthinking.

"Hey, that's not right. If you're not holding a bowl to greet passers-by to ask for money, just post a payment code. You can buy a table and put the payment code on it. If you drink water, the water bottle can also be placed directly on it."

"That's right, then you won't need to exist." Wen Lvheng glanced at him, "Wait to drink the northwest wind."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Is it okay to dig a hole for myself?

Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and stretched out his hands like a zombie.

"Father, the gold master, do you think I look like a table?"

In order to make money to eat, Cheng Xiexing also worked hard.Others are just competing with other talents, but he has to compete with the table for posts!

Wen Luheng smiled: "Let's go, let's buy a table."

Cheng Xiexing's face instantly collapsed.

"They don't necessarily know how to give rewards, they need your atmosphere group." Wen Luheng still arranged a job for Cheng Xiexing.

Now, Cheng Xiexing finally felt relieved.

Soon, the two got the tools and rebuilt it back to the square.

Although Wen Luheng's singing is tormenting, his guitar playing skills are still good.

Because it imitates foreign squares, this is also a scenic spot, and many people still come to travel.

The good looks of several celebrities immediately attracted the attention of passers-by.

A celebrity like Cheng Xiexing is very well-known.

"Ahhh!!! Xing Xing, are you recording a program?"

"That's right." Cheng Xiexing smiled, "We perform on the street to earn money for tomorrow's meal. At that time, the program team will count the money we earn and donate 10 times to charity..."

Fans rummaged through their bags and took out their notebooks.

"Can you sign me?"

"Yes." Cheng Xiexing picked up a pen and signed his name in a hurry.

In addition, he also wrote congratulations to fans.

The fans were very happy: "Thank you Xingxing, I will continue to support you!"

She knew that some crews would shoot scenes here, so she would be prepared to bring a notebook.If you meet a star you like, you can ask the other party to sign the autograph.

Unexpectedly, she happened to meet Cheng Xiexing, her favorite star, and she was so lucky!

Cheng Xiexing walked up to Wen Luheng's side in a high spirited manner.

"Oh, Lu Heng, your song doesn't seem to be very powerful. The sum of the rewards for your playing is only double digits. The fans just gave 100. Tell me, do you want to please my boss? One, what if you don’t earn enough food money?”

Wen Luheng glanced at him: "You just scanned my QR code for your fans."

Cheng Xiexing, who was belatedly aware of it, was completely dumbfounded.

He, he was being prostituted by Wen Lvhengbai!