When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Luheng was not honored to upgrade from a dead thing to a living thing.

Wen Luheng's forehead twitched with blue veins: "..."

You know, they still have microphones attached to their bodies, and all of this will be recorded!

"Cheng Xiexing." Wen Luheng gritted his teeth, "I regret to tell you that your guide dog is leaving now, so you can take care of yourself."

After all, Wen Luheng raised his hand, about to take off Cheng Xiexing's hand.

Cheng Xiexing was shocked.

Although the bridge was straight, he walked straight forward with his eyes closed, and he didn't know when it would end.Some bad-hearted guy might start booing and tricking him into reaching the end of the bridge.

Then he took off the blindfold and saw himself standing on the cliff, with transparent glass still under his feet.

Oh well, go straight to heaven on the spot!

When Cheng Xiexing thought of these terrifying scenes, he panicked.

He opened his arms and hugged Wen Luheng directly.

It looked like a piece of brown sugar, directly sticking to Wen Luheng's body.

The program team and other guests were all dumbfounded.

Wen Luheng raised his hand and gently pushed him: "You are recording a program, what do you want to do?"

"Boss, don't leave me behind!" Cheng Xiexing begged softly, "You are not a guide dog, I am."

Wen Luheng: "...So, I'm blind?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Flattering, directly on the horse's leg!

"Luheng, you are a big boss, with a wealth of wealth, and you are as powerful as you are. Can you please raise your hand and show me a piece of rubbish?"

Calling himself garbage directly shows that Cheng Xiexing's attitude is quite sincere.

Wen Luheng frowned slightly, but drove him away cruelly.

"Do you still dare to do it?"

"No, absolutely not. As long as you don't let go, I will be a well-behaved little mute."

Cheng Xiexing now understands that if he wants not to offend Wen Lvheng, the best way is to keep his mouth shut.

As if worried that Wen Luheng would not agree, he tightened his grip on Wen Luheng's waist, and pressed his whole body against it.

No matter how angry Wen Luheng was, the sweetheart threw himself into his arms and hugged him.

He stretched out his hand and gently tapped Cheng Xie Xing's forehead: "I hope you can keep your promise and calm down for a while."

After all, he stepped forward.

"Xie Xing, loosen your hand a little bit, it's too tight, are you wearing a belt?"

"Oh." Cheng Xiexing responded, but only relaxed a little.

Wen Luheng: "..."

Forget it.

Cheng Xiexing is always in a hurry and makes troubles a lot.At the moment, it's rather cute and obedient.

Wen Luheng looked down at him, the corners of his lips raised slightly, and he tried his best to resist the urge to hug him.

With the reliable help of his little friend, Cheng Xiexing finally passed the glass bridge smoothly.

"It's here." Wen Luheng pretended not to miss it, and gently patted Cheng Xiexing's hand.

If it was someone else, Cheng Xiexing would have to worry about tricking him into letting go, and then watching him stand on the glass bridge with a frightened and collapsed expression.But Wen Luheng, he can still rest assured.

Cheng Xiexing didn't have any doubts, let go of his little friend, and raised his hand to remove the corners of his eyes.

The black land under his feet, the terrifying glass trestle is already behind him.

His little partner did not live up to his trust...

Cheng Xiexing instantly revived with full blood, showing a bright smile.

"It's finally over. Fortunately, the program team only needs to collect materials once. When I go down the mountain later, I don't have to go this way again."

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "We are a travel show. There are still many high-altitude travel projects in the world. Don't be too happy. If you encounter bungee jumping one day, you will never be able to rely on me again."

That being said, Wen Luheng actually planned to tell the director to remove such terrible projects from Cheng Xiexing's participation in these episodes.

"Bah, bah, you don't have a crow's mouth."

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and lightly poked Wen Luheng's chest.

"If I am trapped by your curse and really face such a dangerous situation, then I will stand by the table and take a small video, then enlarge the screenshot and publish your ugly picture to the world~"

"Then, you can enjoy the fairy treatment of bungee jumping without tying a rope." Wen Luheng teased.

Neither of the two intends to get serious, but they are really positive when they hurt each other.

Listening to their words, the director couldn't help feeling that Cheng Xie Xing was lucky.

Having a brother with such a good relationship is really a high incense in his previous life!

However, Liu Shuangshuang frowned, feeling something was wrong.

Cheng Xiexing hugged Mr. Wen's waist just now. Although Mr. Wen didn't hug him, he didn't push him away either! Gay in gay is angry, can't it be that he has an affair?

Cheng Xiexing raised his head and looked at the temple on the mountain.

"Are we going to have a vegetarian meal? I like meat, so I don't really want to be vegetarian. It seems that when I go back at night, I have to order takeaway food."

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Take it easy. If you become a pig again, you will feel better about losing weight."

"I didn't become fat before, okay? It's because the character I played was too thin, so I needed to lose weight like crazy." Cheng Xiexing retorted.

Along the way, the two bickered frequently.

Because of Wen Luheng's special status, the others didn't dare to come forward, but walked behind, chatting in twos and threes, without trying to intervene in the conversation between the two of them.

Luoxia Mountain is not very high, but it is not enough for guests who have not been exercising for many years.

Finally, Cheng Xiexing became a dead dog from exhaustion.

"How much longer do you have to go?"

The director glanced at his watch: "About half an hour."

When Cheng Xiexing heard this, he almost fainted.

This, this is too cruel!

"I, I'll rest for a while. You guys go first, and I'll catch up then."

Cheng Xiexing couldn't bear it anymore, so he sat down on the grass next to him and stopped struggling.

Wen Luheng also stopped in his tracks: "Are you okay?"

He unscrewed a bottle of water and handed it over.

Cheng Xiexing took the water bottle and gurgled.

This foodie even took out a few packets of biscuits from his trouser pocket.

"Do you want to eat? First replenish energy."

After knowing that he was going to climb the mountain, Cheng Xiexing made the preparations.When it comes to eating, Cheng Xiexing often plans ahead, which can be said to be thoughtful!

Perhaps, this is his innate skill?

The other guests were actually very tired, but they didn't dare to stop.After all, no one dared to fish in front of the boss...

Wen Luheng is the most physically fit among the group, and he can definitely climb for another half an hour.But I also didn't intend to squeeze the guests and the staff who carried the shooting machines.

"I think it's better for everyone to rest for a while, and then continue on the road later." Wen Luheng slightly curled his lips, "The program team also rested for a while, everyone must be tired."

The director picked up the loudspeaker: "Everyone stop, let's rest for a while."

Hearing these words, everyone was overjoyed.

Rest at public expense, the future is too cool!

After resting for ten minutes, everyone set off again.After walking for half an hour, I finally came to the temple.

The program team had already greeted the temple party and paid for the meal.

However, Cheng Xiexing, who was going to eat, looked at the table full of vegetarian dishes, and his face was still a little unhappy.

"This vegetable is very fresh, and it is grown by temples and nearby farmers. It is very healthy. If you come here to eat vegetarian food, it is still very good..."

Although he was not in a good mood, Cheng Xiexing still explained.After all, this is a travel program, and it is their job to introduce scenery and food.

Cheng Xiexing loves meat very much, even if there is no meat on the table, he didn't go on a hunger strike because of it.Instead, he ate a lot.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "It seems that the fast food in this temple has magic power, you eat a lot."

"Vegetables don't provide as much energy as meat. I must eat more. Otherwise, what should I do if I don't have the energy to go down the mountain?"

Wen Luheng snickered: "It's okay, you can learn to be more tactful, and then roll directly down the mountain. This slope is still very suitable for you to play."

"Thank you so much for your suggestion."

Cheng Xiexing pursed his mouth, picked up the chili bottle on the side, and poured it into Wen Luheng's bowl.

"I'll help you sprinkle some seasoning, it's more delicious~"

Wen Luheng: "..."

However, Cheng Xiexing still has a sense of proportion.Although it was "revenge", it didn't release too much, and it was still within Wen Luheng's tolerance.

After eating, a group of people began to visit the temple.

After crossing the threshold, you can clearly see the appearance of the big Buddha statue.

The incense burns quietly, and there seems to be a quiet atmosphere in the air.Seeing this picture full of Zen, many people's hearts will calm down.

Of course, this does not include Cheng Xiexing, who is obsessed with money.

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his elbow and gently poked the little friend beside him.

"Glittering gold..." Cheng Xiexing was speechless, "Did you say these are all made of gold?"

"should be."

"Wow, that's so valuable! The temple should prepare a lot of security personnel, right? Oh, no, they should be called monks. If the defense force is weak, the Buddha statue can't be stolen?"

The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "It's pasted with gold leaf."

"...Is that so." Cheng Xiexing lost interest immediately.

However, seeing that other people were praying to Buddha and making wishes, he followed suit.

Cheng Xiexing doesn't believe in these things, but this ceremony can still bring people a little happiness.It's like tossing a coin into the wishing well~

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him, and then made a wish.

If the wish comes true, even if it's not because of the help of some gods and Buddhas, he doesn't mind donating some sesame oil money to the temple.

Wen Luheng is completely rich. He will do some good deeds when there are happy events, or give employees benefits or something.The temple is also lucky, of course, the premise is that Wen Lvheng can successfully chase the person.

"Lu Heng, what wish did you make?" Cheng Xiexing looked gossip.

Wen Luheng slightly hooked his lips: "This is a secret."

"If you don't say it, don't say it." Cheng Xiexing pouted, "Guess what wish I made."

"Prosperity? Rich overnight? A windfall?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

Cheng Xiexing: "... In your eyes, am I such a superficial person?"

"Aren't you?"

Cheng Xiexing almost failed to answer this rhetorical question.

"I, I do like money, but I didn't make a wish related to money this time." Cheng Xiexing scratched his head, "This time, the wish I made is more special. It's for you..."

Wen Luheng: "..."

A strong, ominous premonition!

"I wish you can find someone you like. You don't have to treat your work as a spouse, and you don't have to sleep under the covers at night. You just work overtime in the study to be entangled with work." Cheng Xie Xingba smacked his lips, "If the drawers in your study aren't big enough, I wonder if you secretly hid an inflatable doll in it."