When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

The veins on Wen Luheng's forehead twitched, and he tried his best to resist the urge to hit someone.

Cheng Xiexing didn't stop for a moment.As long as there is still one breath left, he will do evil like crazy!

"I don't know, they can't get into my bed."

Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips: "Even if you're not on the bed, they certainly won't just wink at you, right? For example, pulling your clothes, curling your butt, etc..."

Cheng Xiexing said enthusiastically, wanting to help Wen Luheng recall memories.

But Wen Luheng, a workaholic, didn't care to appreciate the beauty of these people.He was very impatient every time, and drove away directly, without much time to show off to the opponent.

"Come on~" Cheng Xiexing urged: "Your butt is still quite upturned, and you have great potential."

Wen Lvheng couldn't help grinding his teeth after repeatedly dancing on the minefield.

"There is no demonstration. However, it is still possible to twist you like that."

After that, he stretched out his hand and went to catch Cheng Xiexing.

"Hey, don't be so stingy. Didn't I twist it for you just now? One person once, you don't suffer."

Although the guest room is spacious, it is not an empty playground after all, and there is not much space to escape.

Soon, Cheng Xiexing was arrested.

His hands were clipped behind his back, and he couldn't run away even if he wanted to.

Cheng Xiexing struggled twice, but seeing that it didn't work, he had no choice but to give up.

"Don't grab me in this position, if someone sees you, I'll be ashamed!"

"Don't worry, the door is closed."

Wen Lvheng said quietly, not letting go at all.

"If you arrest me, you will arrest me. Why do you use this posture? This is the posture of the police detaining prisoners..." Cheng Xiexing said beeping.

Even if you are caught, you don't stop, and you don't have the consciousness of a prisoner at all.

"Exactly, didn't you just put yourself on the bed and writhed around? Sweeping, pornography, hitting, and nonsense, who will you arrest if you don't?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Listen, is this human? !

Cheng Xiexing was so heartbroken that he wanted to stick up his butt and go straight to knock him away.

But after thinking about it, he still restrained himself.

Wen Lvheng works out every day, his body is full of muscles, thick skin and thick flesh!If he is not strong enough later, and Wen Luheng is still as stable as Mount Tai in the past, wouldn't he be even more ashamed!

"Luheng, I was wrong, let go. You don't twist, I will twist, and I will show you~" Cheng Xiexing's voice also became sweet, with a bit of charm.

In the past, he relied on this diaphragm to hear Luheng, and he was able to escape smoothly with a handful of disgusting friends~

Wen Luheng's eyes darkened, and he let him go.

According to what he knew about Cheng Xiexing, if he didn't let go, this guy could still pamper him for a while.

"Lu Heng, you are so kind~"

Cheng Xiexing rolled directly on the bed, then picked up the quilt and put it on his body, pretending to be an ancient costume.

The corner of Wen Luheng's mouth twitched: "How old are you, and you still use quilts as ancient clothes like a child?"

"I don't have any suitable props at home, so I'll just use them." Cheng Xiexing twisted and twisted the clothes, trying to imitate a beautiful male snake.

However, he is not specialized in this industry after all.The pose just now was provocative enough because I practiced it for a long time and adjusted it with a camera.

Relying on fantasy to play at this moment is naturally horrible!

Wen Luheng only saw a "bug" wrapped in a quilt crawling around on the bed, as if it was poisoned and struggling in pain.

"How is it? Father of the gold master, are you satisfied?"

Wen Luheng: "..."

It's not just satisfaction, it's so satisfying that I want to go to the hospital to wash my eyes!

"Are you a mahua?" Wen Luheng raised his forehead, "I guess when the audience sees you, their eyes will flood, but they are not fascinated, they are simply hungry."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

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After a while, it will be the old man's birthday. As the granddaughter-in-law, Cheng Xiexing will naturally have to attend.

Moreover, he has to prepare birthday presents.

Although many years have passed, Cheng Xiexing still remembers what the neighbor's kind and kind grandfather who would give him lollipops likes.

The books in that room are really unforgettable.

After all, when Cheng Xiexing's father was alive, he often borrowed books from Wen's family, forcing Cheng Xiexing to read extracurricular books to supplement his knowledge.

In order to prepare a congratulatory gift for the old man, Wen Luheng took Cheng Xie Xing to the auction.

There will always be a brochure in the auction, which contains various things to be auctioned this time, and the introduction is also very detailed.

Cheng Xiexing sat on the flight to the auction, flipping through this exquisite booklet sent home.

"I'm going, the auction booklet is too high-end. This paper is more delicate than the birthday party greeting card that the company gave me before."

Those pictures of the birthday party are going to be posted on the group for fans to watch, so naturally they won't be too shabby.But when compared with the brochure, Cheng Xiexing's grand birthday party looked like a joke.

"The value of the auction item itself is not low. Naturally, they can't just get the whole piece of torn paper. No matter how beautiful it is, it's just a brochure to read. In addition to the gift for grandpa, you can also look at other things. If you like it Yes, you can tell me."

Cheng Xiexing is a star after all, he has recently accepted some advertisements, and has a lot of money on hand.

But despite this, there are not many auction items here that he can afford.He can only buy gifts with Wen Luheng, Wen Luheng is the big one, and he is the small one.

"So what if I see something I like, can you buy it for me?" Cheng Xiexing said with a smile.

Wen Luheng slightly curled his lips: "I can provide you with loan services, and I will return nine out of nine."

"Hiss, you usury, you are too dark!"

Cheng Xiexing shook his head and shrank back in the chair.

The stewardess pushed a cart selling drinks past: "Gentlemen, do you need drinks?"

"Give me a Coke." Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up.

"Ignore him. Just give us a bottle of mineral water and a bottle of milk."

The flight attendant is not a groupie, so when she saw Cheng Xiexing wearing a mask, she naturally couldn't recognize her.

Seeing that Cheng Xie Xing didn't have a rice cooker, she gave them drinks as Wen Luheng asked.

Wen Luheng kept the mineral water, and passed the milk to Cheng Xiexing who was sitting inside.

"I still want to drink the fat house happy water." Cheng Xiexing hid his hands behind his back, trying to cheat.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Don't think I don't know, you killed a big bottle of Coke and a lot of fried chicken yesterday behind my back."

Cheng Xiexing had no choice but to sneak out to throw away the trash, so he was naturally discovered by the servants at home.

Hearing this, Cheng Xiexing pursed his mouth, stretched out his hand reluctantly, and took the milk.

"I'm not a child, what kind of milk should I drink?"

Cheng Xiexing had a bitter face, he could compete with the bitter melons in the field, and it was more bitter than anyone else.

Wen Luheng noticed his depressed mood and gave him a treat.

"It's your birthday next month, and I don't know what you like. If you like this auction, just let me know. On your birthday, I'll pack it up and send it to you."

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up: "Then what else is there to choose? The most expensive one."

"Hey, no, the auction house seems to be still pumping money. I will take it to the auction house and ask them to help sell it for cash, and I will have to spend another sum of money. Blood loss!"

Cheng Xiexing rubbed his chin, and soon came up with a good idea.

"Well, when the time comes, I'll see how much the most expensive auction item is, and you can just give me the cash, so you don't have to worry about buying things."

Wen Luheng: "..."

This guy really lost money!

"Tsk tsk, getting rich overnight, it's wonderful to think about it!" Cheng Xiexing smacked his lips.

Of course, he was just talking casually.

After all, the most expensive auction item is several hundred million every minute.He wasn't that thick-skinned yet, and he really reached out to his little friend to ask for a few hundred million.

Wen Luheng also knew this, so he didn't hate him.Just don't mention this rubbish suggestion of picking gifts anymore, after all, Cheng Xiexing doesn't know how to pick well at all!

"Oh, it's so boring on the plane." Cheng Xiexing pursed his lips, "I'll sleep for a while, and you call me when I arrive.",

"Ah."

Although Cheng Xiexing is not a pig, he is a real pig.He not only eats a lot, but also sleeps quickly, so there is no need for Wen·Lu Heng, a pig farmer, to worry.

After falling asleep, Cheng Xiexing could no longer control his limbs.

His body and head were tilted to one side, gradually moving towards Wen Luheng.

Wen Luheng's eyes dimmed.

He didn't say anything, he could only move his body silently, straightened his back, and brought his shoulders closer to Cheng Xiexing.

Not long after, Cheng Xiexing's head rested on his shoulder.

Cheng Xiexing's hair was a little fluffy, and it touched Wen Luheng's neck, bringing a numb itching.

Wen Luheng's face remained calm, but his ears turned red slightly.

The flight attendant pushed the car past and found that some passengers were sleeping, and their pace slowed down a lot.

Does Wen Luheng, the diamond king, actually have a date?The subject looked a little petite, and was sleeping soundly on the shoulder of the patron's father...

Just now Wen Luheng ordered milk for the other party, just like taking care of a baby, it's really pampering!

The flight attendant was full of curiosity about this handsome guy whose charismatic value was over the top and won the gold medal father.It's a pity that she doesn't have paparazzi-like sharp eyesight, and she can't take off the masks of passengers. She can only imagine it out of thin air, which is futile.

Cheng Xiexing was swimming in the dreamland. It was a green grassland with many flowers and plants growing on it.However, these flowers are not normal, but the appearance of snacks such as sausages and potato chips...

"What kind of plant is this? It's amazing!"

Cheng Xiexing was filled with emotion, stretched out his hand, plucked a "flower", and began to feast on it.

In the dream, there are only countless delicacies and him, and there is no Wen Luheng who cares about things. He is very happy, eating and eating non-stop, and his mouth never stops.

Wen Luheng's back was straight, and his body tried to keep still, which inevitably made Cheng Xiexing feel uncomfortable and woke up.

Suddenly, he felt a trace of wetness on his shoulders.

Before he turned his head, he felt something open its mouth and bite his shoulder.

Wen Luheng: "..."

I heard that pig farmers don't want to raise piglets today, they just want to kill pigs for the New Year!