When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing completely ignored Wen Luheng's increasingly ugly expression and continued to count.

"He also has to be interesting and will create all kinds of surprises for me instead of being busy with work all day. Hey, no, he is a little boy, isn't his job just to make me happy? That is still ambitious."

Wen Luheng gritted his teeth: "Are you sure you are counting the conditions of the boy you like, not picking on me?"

It is so targeted that even a fool can hear it.

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head.

"No way, I haven't been in a relationship before, so I don't know what kind of pretty boy would be better. But, I married a fake, and I know what I don't like."

Wen Luheng: "..."

"It's really hard for you to live with someone I hate so much."

Cheng Xiexing waved his hand: "You are the father of the money maker, it's different. Every time I get paid, I'm very happy, hehehe~"

"There are so many conditions, I think it will take you hundreds of years to find the boy you like."

"That can't be helped. You can't spend a lot of money, but you still have to make do with it?"

Cheng Xiexing walked over, tilted his body, and bumped into his shoulder, showing a good attitude between us brothers.

"It's a big deal, I'll be your brother and sister, single together."

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him and didn't say anything, but his eyes softened a lot.

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Although it will take two months to start filming, Cheng Xiexing has not been idle these days.

Even though he has always been stable in acting, he is not an ancient man after all, let alone a swordsman, and he has to practice many things.

So, every morning when Wen Luheng ran in the yard, he could see Cheng Xiexing playing monkey tricks while waving a sword!

"Do you think I should set up a big mirror for you in the yard?"

"what is it used for?"

Cheng Xiexing's sword dance still didn't stop.However, he lacked strength, and his sword moves seemed harmless.Such a swordsmanship can be a master, that is really a ghost!

"Let you see how bad your sword skills are." Wen Luheng raised his forehead, "I don't need to wait for this show to air, I can already guess what people on the Internet will scold you."

"What do you call me?"

"Soft-legged shrimp."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

"Maybe, the role you play will become a hit."

"Why?" Cheng Xiexing tilted his head, a little puzzled.

Even so disliked, will it be a hit?

"Others beat the enemy with sword dancing, but you beat the enemy with sword dancing. It's so innovative, can you not become popular?"

Cheng Xiexing: "...Is my sword skill that bad? What do you think I didn't do well?"

"There is no sense of strength, it is soft. Moreover, your hand is not raised high enough. It is not like stabbing and attacking the enemy in the past, but it is like attacking people three ways..."

Wen Luheng pointed out the shortcomings one by one without being polite.

After all, if he doesn't help Cheng Xie Xing correct his shortcomings now, Cheng Xie Xing will be criticized all over the Internet by then!

Cheng Xiexing raised his arm: "So, isn't it a straight line?"

"Redefining the straight line?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows. ,

He stretched out his hand and straightened Cheng Xiexing: "Your arm is not straight enough. Moreover, your hand is tilted downward, not parallel to the ground. Don't lean your body forward, it looks like your center of gravity is unstable... "

Wen Luheng put his hand on his back and helped him straighten his body.

"And your face, look ahead, and follow your sword. You don't look at the enemy when fighting. Do you think that if you activate the cheating device, 100% of the attack will fall on the enemy?"

Wen Luheng raised his hand, cupped his face, and straightened his head.

Cheng Xiexing was flamboyant and coquettish, his face was fair and delicate, and it felt good to the touch.

Wen Luheng's eyes darkened, and he quickly withdrew his hand.

"That's it. Just hold still..."

Cheng Xiexing's inner villain began to cry crazily.

It's so hard, I graduated early tomorrow, why would I try the hardships of military training again?

It seems that he was worried that Cheng Xiexing's filming effect would not be good. Wen Luheng would enthusiastically extend his hand to help Cheng Xiexing correct his posture every morning when he was exercising.

A little physical contact is inevitable~

Looking at the devil instructor in front of him, Cheng Xiexing felt distressed.

However, he is an optimist after all, and his ability to enjoy himself while suffering is second to none.

"Luheng, if the sword-playing scene in my filming this time is particularly good and handsome, I will tell the media how hard-working and dedicated I am before the filming begins!"

"Ah."

"If I have studied for so long, but still can't get it. When the reporter or fans laugh at me, I will say that you taught me well."

Wen Luheng: "...Then thank you very much."

Rebel!

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In addition to sword dancing, Cheng Xiexing had to practice other things.

There is a scene in "Surprise Marriage" where the hero and heroine go to the brothel to save people, but because the male protagonist looks seductive, he is more likely to be welcomed by the brothel, and he doesn't want the heroine to take risks, so he chooses to wear women's clothing and play the role of being sold into the brothel by the unscrupulous family Small poor.

Because he was a newcomer, the bustard also gave him relevant training, including some sultry movements.

"Oh, this screenwriter is too good at making trouble!"

Cheng Xiexing sighed, he could only find some tutorials on the Internet and work hard to learn the seductive posture.

After all, he is a single mother and child, and has never been in a relationship at all.This kind of challenge is really too difficult.

And this kind of eyesight must be in place, and he can't practice in front of the mirror.How could he wink like silk while seriously studying what he looked like in the mirror?

Fortunately, there is a camera, so you can take a picture and see how it goes.

however……

Cheng Xiexing looked at himself in the camera with complicated emotions.

Looking at his own face, how could he feel tempted?He is not a pervert!

Whether it is attractive enough or not, we need outsiders to see it!

Therefore, Cheng Xiexing extended his evil hand to his little friend.

In the study, Wen Luheng was still dealing with business.

It was obvious that there were already stars dotted outside the window, but he had no intention of resting at all.

Suddenly, his cell phone vibrated—it was a text message.

[Luheng, are you free? 】

【Have. 】

In fact, none of the tasks on hand are urgent, and he can do them tomorrow.But this workaholic likes to work in the study.

【Come to my bedroom, wait for you~】

Come to my bedroom, waiting for you...

As if filled with infinitely ambiguous words, the air seemed to turn pink.

however……

As soon as he thought that this guy was Cheng Xiexing, Wen Luheng rejected all ambiguous possibilities.

"This guy, what kind of monster do you want to be?"

There was no lack of disgust in his mouth, but Wen Luheng still turned off the computer, left his "glamorous" work, turned and left the study.

Wen Luheng unscrewed the door of Cheng Xiexing's bedroom and walked straight in.

However, his gaze froze the moment he saw the indoor scene clearly.

Soon, Wen Luheng came to his senses and closed the bedroom door with his backhand.

On the big soft bed, Cheng Xiexing was wrapped in a yellow quilt, leaning lazily on the side of the bed.

He was weak and boneless, leaning there limply, his eyes seemed to speak words, with a wordless temptation, as if calling for someone to take him away.

Wen Luheng's throat moved, and his voice became a little hoarse: "What's the matter?"

"What do you think of me just now, do I look like a brothel girl?"

Wen Luheng: "..."

As clever as Wen Luheng, he immediately guessed Cheng Xiexing's intentions.As a prop to help Cheng Xiexing improve his acting skills, he has mixed feelings.

Of course, he couldn't say a word of rejection.If Cheng Xiexing was driven to find someone else to help, he would have to vomit blood.

"Why didn't you speak? It's because I acted so badly just now, didn't you fail to see it at all?" Cheng Xiexing looked distressed and scratched his head.

"You're doing okay, but you're still not good enough." Wen Luheng had no expression on his face, seemingly calm in his heart, but he was full of calculations, "Don't worry, just practice more."

The high-sounding words, at first glance, look like a good partner who is eager to help.

In fact, it's all in the name of practice...

"Well, I don't have much experience, so I have to practice hard."

Cheng Xiexing stretched and leaned against the bed again.

"Look, is there anything I need to adjust in my posture?"

Wen Luheng walked over slowly, stretched out his hand, and grabbed his waist.

Although it has been slowly raised recently, it is not like before that there are no refugees reincarnated.But Cheng Xiexing is a male star after all, and his body is still much thinner than ordinary people.

"The waist is not twisted enough..."

Wen Luheng was talking, but adjusted Cheng Xiexing to a less attractive posture.

He didn't want to see Cheng Xiexing's provocative appearance on TV at all.

"Okay, how did my eyes look just now?"

"Eyes? Your eyes are shining, as if you saw a full banquet, I thought you were going to eat."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

"It's almost there now."

Wen Luheng stood aside, looking at Cheng Xiexing, whose charm had greatly diminished, and was finally satisfied.

Of course, then the glamor drops a lot.Cheng Xiexing's attractive face alone is enough to fascinate the audience in front of the camera and attract countless green hats for Wen Luheng!

Even if Wen's family went bankrupt, Wen Luheng would directly wholesale cuckold hats, earn nothing, and become rich in no time!

Cheng Xiexing suddenly remembered something, sat up, and jumped off the bed.

"By the way, Lu Heng, you are so rich, there should be many people trying to seduce you, and many people will send you beauties, right?"

Wen Luheng nodded slightly.

"Yes. But I'm not interested in them. I haven't touched any of them."

It's completely words to win the favor of the sweetheart, Xie Xing's obviously doesn't care if the little friends have a fling with those people, you and me...

"I haven't touched it, have you always seen it?"

"I have seen a lot." Wen Luheng said with a calm face.

Although many people know that he is not very interested in such things as love and love, there are always people who want to try, wondering whether the ones that were delivered to the door before did not grow in his heart.

"That's fine."

Cheng Xiexing smiled slightly: "Lu Heng, we have been friends for many years, you shouldn't even do me a small favor, right?"

Wen Luheng's eyelids twitched.

Cheng Xiexing didn't give him time to refuse, and pointed to the bed sheet.

"How did they twist and seduce you on the bed, you go up and demonstrate~"