When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Facing this group of stupid and forceful reporters, Cheng Xiexing could only try to keep smiling.

"I think there are still many people in the world who meet his requirements for choosing a spouse, but it's impossible for him to meet one and love the other." Cheng Xiexing smiled, "It's like many people talk about the criteria for choosing a spouse with their friends. Their final marriage partner It often does not fully meet the criteria for choosing a spouse..."

Cheng Xiexing has been in the entertainment industry for so long, so he is not stupid at all.After several rounds of questions, the reporters did not find anything particularly useful.

After all, Cheng Xiexing suffered the most in his life from Bai Wenqing.Many people in the entertainment industry have their own ideas, and it is difficult to have true friends.

Because Bai Wenqing's mind is relatively simple, he didn't find someone to take care of him or harm others to grab resources for the sake of fame.Who knew that Bai Wenqing would be a love brain, and also have a pregnancy physique that has never been seen before!

If it wasn't for Slag Gong's ability to make money, Cheng Xiexing, the arrogant "Mrs. Wen", would have already started to settle accounts with the two of them.

"Lu Heng is my friend, I really can't reveal too much about his privacy. I still have something to do, let's go first"

"Mr. Cheng Xiexing..."

After interviewing for half a day, nothing broke the list.This squat is not much better than Bailai!

The reporters had no choice but to stop it to no avail, so they could only half-push and let the bodyguards escort Cheng Xiexing away.

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Although they couldn't get any big news out of Cheng Xiexing's mouth, the reporters in the entertainment industry didn't cover it either.Whether he expected it or not, the title must be seductive.With the click-through rate, there will be advertising fees!

"Shocked! Cheng Xiexing actually fully meets Mr. Wen's requirements for choosing a spouse..."

"Cheng Xiexing is the owner of the farmhouse..."

"The two run the farmhouse together, are they good brothers or lovers..."

Anyway, the title is trying to make the two have an ambiguous relationship, but it doesn't really state that the two are related.

Cheng Xiexing had a toothache, clicked on these entertainment news, and began to check.

"If they didn't say that you and I are just friends, I thought they had some evidence, and I would reveal our hidden marriage."

Wen Luheng took a sip of tea slowly.

"No. If the hidden marriage is really exposed, then the picture accompanying the news should be a wedding photo."

Cheng Xiexing was stunned for a moment: "Where did they get their wedding photos?"

"P's."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Very likely indeed.

Moreover, because he did not publish the wedding photos, it is estimated that more than one marketing account will give him P pictures.At that time, no matter if it is a white wedding dress, a phoenix coronet, or a standard white shirt, he will be able to collect them all!

"Even if I was photographed eating and living with you, they wouldn't necessarily suspect that we're married. Shouldn't they suspect that I'm such a shameless person, relying on brotherhood to eat and drink at your house?"

Wen Luheng was silent for a few seconds.

"No way, you were not popular before, few people paid attention to you, and you didn't leave much evidence for the immoral things you did. They don't know your character..."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Let me just say it casually, can you stop making such long-winded complaints?Am I shameless?

Cheng Xiexing's eyeballs twitched, and he thought of some bad idea.

He tilted his body, leaned on the sofa, and raised his orchid fingers, trying to get closer to the blue-faced disaster.

In fact, even if he didn't make these unnecessary movements, that charming face alone was enough to seduce people.

"Lu Heng~" The sweet voice sounded like it had been soaked in honey water.

"Whether it's a reporter or a melon eater, they all say that I am very suitable for your mate selection requirements. Considering our friendship for many years, you can tell me the truth~"

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows.

There must be a conspiracy to say such things all of a sudden.

Sure enough, Cheng Xiexing did not hide his fox tail at all: "If you really like me, I am willing to accept it."

There was light in his eyes, as if he saw endless treasures.

"Ok?"

"As far as the efficiency of the lawsuit is concerned, I don't know how long it takes to get the money. If we are really married, I don't have to pay back the 2 million."

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "Your abacus is pretty good, crackling."

"Don't dare to be, it's because you found a teacher to teach me financial knowledge, so I can make such great progress." Cheng Xiexing said modestly.

"I just want to disappoint you. My future partner will probably be very concerned about the 2 million debts that have not been recovered." Wen Lvheng said coolly.

Cheng Xiexing pouted, picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup.

In fact, he was just joking around, not taking it seriously at all.

If Wen Luheng said he liked him and asked him to repay the debt with his own body, he would have to clench his tail and run away!

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There are so many stars in the entertainment industry, but not many of them will become popular in the end.Cheng Xie Xing was obviously blocked by a big shot, but he went off again through the variety show.

This point, not to mention how many people are envious.

Wen Luheng is the biggest investor in "Let's Challenge, Brother", and Wen Luheng opened the farmhouse, and let a small shrimp like Cheng Xiexing follow him as a small partner to make money.The relationship between the two of them is undoubtedly very good.

"Cheng Xiexing can appear in "Challenge Brother", must be the money behind Mr. Wen's back?"

"Some people who are diligent and hardworking have no way out. If the relationship households have good resources, the world is really unfair..."

"Who is willing to pay for a good brother? I'm afraid it's not because of the relationship with childhood friends, looking for opportunities to sell their ass?"

"Cheng Xiexing looks like a monster. He looks restless at first glance. He must seduce people a lot. It's normal for Mr. Wen to be fascinated by this coquette..."

From the initial speculation to the "conclusive words" later, the words of these people became more and more unsightly, as if they saw Cheng Xiexing selling their ass with their own eyes.

Cheng Xiexing, the person involved, could still laugh.

"If they know that I don't have sex, they get a fixed monthly salary from you, or rely on my poor acting skills, will they be pissed off?"

Acting for Wen Luheng as a fake spouse is not easy, but he... is a waste, so he only performed well when he returned to the old house.

Wen Luheng frowned and glanced at him: "You don't seem to be angry when others say that about you?"

"I've been in the entertainment industry for several years. Even when I'm not popular, I can meet bad guys, let alone after I'm popular? Besides, how many of these comments are living people and how many are robots?"

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and touched his face.

"There are many people who are popular, let alone a beauty like me."

Wen Luheng: "...If you continue to be so delicate and pretentious, you will soon have an extra black fan."

"Hey." Cheng Xiexing pretended to cry, "I'm so miserable, can't you comfort me?"

Wen Luheng only felt pain in his head.

However, he arranged for the public relations department to handle the matter.

Clarification + lawyer's letter warning, quickly resolved this matter.

After all, there are no ambiguous photos or videos between the two of them. Passers-by nowadays have seen too many rumors, and there is no real thing, as long as they clarify.

"Luheng, thank you, you are really capable." Cheng Xiexing picked up the knife on the table and began to peel apples.

"There is no way to repay such a great kindness. I can only peel an apple for you to eat."

Apple, on the other hand, spent Wen Luheng's money.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "..." Is this called prostitution?

Unfortunately, Cheng Xiexing didn't wink at him yet.

"Those people still slandered me for going in through the back door. Just kidding, if I go through the back door, I will go to a variety show. Why don't you just ask you to invest in a big production for me, and I'll be the leading man!"

Wen Luheng: "..."

No, you are indeed a variety show crew that entered through the back door.

Seeing the news from Wen Luheng's PR department, Cheng Xiexing also posted a response on his Weibo.

[Someone said I went backstage?The director's warning to my backstage was too thoughtful, right?Pig cage warning! 】

Seeing this, the audience thought of Cheng Xiexing's grief and indignation when he failed to escape several times and was put into a pig cage.In an instant, a large piece of "hahaha" appeared under the chaos.

On the contrary, the director felt complicated when he saw the announcement.

Mr. Wen really took care of Cheng Xie Xing, not only giving resources, but also taking care of the other party's self-esteem without telling the other party...

Of course, Cheng Xiexing, a related account, performed very well, just created a lot of laughs for his show.If he knew the effect of the program in advance, even if there was no sponsor father, he would still find Cheng Xiexing to participate in the program.

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In order to thank the benefactor's father, Cheng Xiexing decided to make a bowl of stomach-nourishing porridge for Wen Luheng himself.

Because Cheng Xiexing has been out of tune all year round, the cook is very worried that he will blow up the kitchen!

However, she had no way to interfere with Cheng Xiexing's decision, so she could only watch from the sidelines.

Cheng Xiexing finished the porridge with bumps and bumps according to the online tutorial.

It’s just that the beans were not soaked enough to be soft enough to cook, and the porridge overflowed when cooking, and the sugar was a little bit more...

"Damn it, it's so sweet!" Cheng Xiexing was almost beaten to death.

He quickly picked up a glass of water and poured it in.

However, he still decided to dedicate his heart to the benefactor's father.

After all, Wen Luheng lives abroad, and the desserts there are filled with sugar. He is not used to the sweetness, and it is probably just right for Wen Luheng.

At this time, Cheng Xiexing seemed to have forgotten that Wen Luheng also had a cook abroad to cook for him.

So, when Wen Luheng came home from get off work, he saw Cheng Xiexing throwing away the pistachio shells in his hand and graciously walking forward.

"Luheng, you have helped me a lot, I don't know how to thank you. It just so happens that your stomach is not healthy, so I cooked porridge for you..."

Wen Luheng's expression softened a bit: "Okay."

Mother was also worried that if he didn't find a partner, no one would take care of him, but Cheng Xiexing, although he usually cheated, he was still good at taking care of others.

The porridge for nourishing the stomach was served quickly, without any delicate presentation, and the visual effect was very ordinary.

However, Wen Luheng didn't dislike it either.

The food is too delicate, but it lacks fireworks and does not feel like home.

Wen Lvheng, who was full of emotion, picked up the spoon, took a sip and put it into his mouth.

The smile disappeared in an instant, and it took him a lot of effort to swallow the porridge in his mouth.

"Cheng Xiexing."

"Ok?"

"When did I offend you"