When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing pointed to the food in his hand: "I told him to make an extra package, and he really made it for me. You have to eat now, and you have to thank him. You still slander others You're lustful, don't you feel guilty..."

"My family has a cook, and there is no shortage of his food. I didn't ask you to bring it to me."

Wen Lvheng, who has been well-educated since he was a child, is rarely so unmerciful.Even for Cheng Xiexing's scourge, his tolerance is beyond the mark.

Although they were young, these children were a play team.Wen Luheng has never liked Sun Leyang very much, but he tried to be a little gentleman when he was a child, so he didn't show it too obviously.Sun Leyang didn't deliberately target Wen Lvheng, he just wanted to dig hard every day.

Sun Leyang suggested that Cheng Xie Xing be his bride when he played house games when he was young.However, Cheng Xiexing, a big kid, used the "ancestral jadeite bracelet" to trick Wen Luheng into being his little wife.

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help laughing out as he recalled the past.

"Hey, don't you still hate people who want to cuckold you?"

Wen Lvheng's livid face became even darker.

"At that time, we were all young and didn't understand anything, so we just played around. I was so charming, but I was able to attract a lot of children. Which child in our team didn't like me? I'm just playing. Don't be so stingy."

Wen Luheng denied it: "I'm just reminding you. That kid likes to see beautiful women and men since he was a child. Although you are disgusting with your mouth and words, you have a good skin after all. Maybe, when he grows up, he will really like it." fell in love with you."

"Tsk tsk, father of the gold master, why are you so worried about my relationship?"

Cheng Xiexing smirked, and stretched out his hand to touch Wen Luheng's head.

"Let me measure the size and see how big a cuckold you can wear?"

This sentence instantly brought Wen Luheng back to that suffocating moment in his childhood...i8

The chubby Sun Leyang took out a delicious roasted sweet potato.

"My mother's cooking is delicious, and I'm also learning from him. If you become my bride, I will always cook for you in the future."

Wen Luheng, who was standing aside, had a dark face.

Although he is still young, he doesn't understand love.But the adults said that he and Cheng Xiexing had a marriage contract,

Cheng Xiexing put his hands on his hips and looked up proudly.

"Why is it so troublesome? I am the boss of the team now, and you are the head cook in the team. I could have eaten the food you cooked..."

Cheng Xiexing was so shrewd that he would not pay any price for what he already had.

Sun Leyang: "..."

Although he is the head chef, he is the only one in the whole team who is better at cooking.Every time he gets any ingredients, he is the chef, and then others help.

Wen Luheng coughed lightly: "It's almost the end, how is your review going?"

As soon as this unpleasant topic came out, all the children fell silent.Cheng Xiexing likes to play around, and naturally few of the children who hang out with him love to study.

As long as Wen Luheng is very special, he is out of tune with his friends.Of course, the "help" of copying homework made Wen Luheng perfectly integrated into the group.

The little fat man Sun Leyang instantly turned into a bitter face.

Several other children were also full of sadness.

"I hate studying so much..."

"Yeah, I feel like I can't learn at all..."

Wen Luheng coughed lightly: "Hurry up and memorize it now, at least you can get some points for dictation."

Although the children hated reviewing very much, considering the mixed doubles of their parents, they obediently went home to review.

The little fat man who tried to cuckold himself went home bitterly to review, and disappeared from sight. Wen Luheng finally felt a little better.

Although he didn't like the marriage contract made by the adults, he didn't want to be ridiculed by others because of this "digging".

Even if the current Wen Luheng is not the opponent of Cheng Xiexing, a bad embryo, he still knows a lot.

"Oh, I really don't want to review. Endorsing or something, I hate it the most." Cheng Xiexing muttered, "By the way, I lost my eraser, and I borrowed it from my deskmate these days, so I have to buy a new one. "

"Let's go together, I'm going to buy a pencil." Wen Luheng said.

The two headed to the bookstore in the village, intending to buy some toys.

Bookstores in rural areas are not just bookstores, but more like a collection of bookstores and grocery stores.In addition to stationery and teaching aids, there are also novels and magazines in the bookstore.In addition, there are some children's toys, hair accessories for girls' dressing up and so on.

After all, there are only primary and junior high schools in the village, and children come to the store. Putting these products in the bookstore can increase their income.

Because it is summer, there are hats in the bookstore.

Cheng Xiexing glanced at it and couldn't help laughing.

"Luheng, look, it's a green hat!"

Wen Luheng: "..."

"If I promise to be Sun Leyang's bride and play house with you, is that just a cuckold for you?" Cheng Xiexing couldn't bear it, took the hat off the shelf, and put it directly on Wen Luheng's head.

"Hey, this green hat is bigger than your head, you can't fit it." Cheng Xiexing tilted his head, "Wait, there is an adjustable button on the back, I'll adjust it for you..."

With a blank expression on his face, Wen Luheng took the hat off his head and put it back on the shelf.

"Recently, I have to study hard to prepare for the final exam. If you encounter any questions that you don't understand during the review, don't come to me." Wen Luheng said every word: "I, no, empty."

Cheng Xiexing's face fell instantly: "Don't, calm down. Didn't I reject him?"

He took a mirror from a shelf selling girls' grooming items.

"Come, look at your beautiful hair, it's black and beautiful, without any green..."

Being flattered by Wen Luheng: "..."

That's the word to describe women, the illiterate!

Recalling the bits and pieces of his childhood, Wen Luheng only felt that it was hard to describe.

A scam is always a scam, even when you grow up.

Cheng Xiexing carried the food into the dining room, and the maid took the bag, took out the large thermos bottle inside, and poured the food into the plate.

They moved very quickly, and they had already placed ten thousand yuan on the table.

"Look, it's steamed tilapia. The fish is fresh from the pond..." Cheng Xiexing licked his lips.

Because it was packed in a thermos, the fish is still steaming.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "You want to eat too?"

"A bit."

Wen Luheng raised his hand and rubbed the center of his eyebrows.

"You pig. I think even if you haven't seen Sun Leyang for 100 years, if he cooks you a meal, you will instantly turn him back into a good brother who takes care of you."

Cheng Xiexing smiled awkwardly: "He and I are good friends."

The maid was very winking, and immediately went to prepare a pair of bowls and chopsticks for Cheng Xiexing.

The two chatted while eating, and the atmosphere gradually became harmonious.

"What do you think of Sun Leyang?" Wen Luheng's eyes fell on the fish in front of him, his expression was calm, and he seemed to just mention it casually.

Cheng Xiexing babbled and ate another mouthful of fish.

"Leyang? A good cook and kind-hearted little friend. I heard that he is not married yet. There are some single girls in the farmhouse. Maybe he can go to work and solve life-long affairs by the way."

Wen Luheng: "..."

Suddenly, I felt a little sympathetic to that guy Sun Leyang, who has been courteous since he was a child, but in the end he was treated as a younger brother, a good friend...

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Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the trailer for the next issue of "Let's Challenge, Brother" is online.

After the guests knew that Xicun was Wen Luheng's hometown, they couldn't help but talk about Wen Luheng when they were "begging for food" at noon when chatting with the villagers.

Liu Shuangshuang happened to help the village chief to earn a living, so he happened to learn that Cheng Xiexing was also one of the owners of the farmhouse.

In the trailer, this paragraph was cut out.

And Cheng Xiexing was also put on a crown and a big gold chain.

Cheng Xiexing, who was heavily in debt and still waiting for the court to order the marketing account to pay back the money: "..."

According to the cumbersome process of litigation and the lack of cooperation from the marketing account company, he went to the court again to ask for the time required for enforcement... It is impossible to get the money in a few years!

"Others think I'm rich, but in fact I don't have any steel coins at all, and I rely on Lao Gong to support me." Cheng Xiexing shook his head and sighed, packed his things and went out.

Because it has become popular again recently, and advertisers approached him again.However, because he has not signed any company now, he needs to communicate with the brand side by himself.

People in the circle have some news channels, and the news that a certain beverage brand wants Cheng Xiexing to make an advertisement has reached the ears of some people.The actors wanted to snatch the ad, while the reporter took advantage of this opportunity to catch Cheng Xiexing for an interview.

As a result, Cheng Xiexing had just finished negotiating with the advertiser, and after leaving the box, he was surrounded by a group of reporters.

"Mr. Cheng Xiexing, what is your relationship with Mr. Wen Luheng?"

"Many people want to be led by Mr. Wen to make a fortune. How did you conquer him and become one of the owners of the farmhouse?"

"Mr. Cheng Xiexing..."

Cheng Xiexing was overwhelmed by the reporters, and he was in a daze.

The news of these people is too well-informed!

A few plainclothes bodyguards stopped hiding and rushed forward to block the reporters from touching Cheng Xiexing directly.

Cheng Xiexing had a headache, but he also knew that it would be difficult to leave today if he didn't make it clear.

After all, there are not many plainclothes bodyguards, so it is difficult to escort him out of the encirclement.

"Wen Luheng and I are childhood playmates, and we have a little friendship. He saw that I was slandered and miserable before, so he wanted to give an old friend a hand..."

The hidden married little wife smiled slightly, and the answer was very official.

The reporters, of course, were dissatisfied with such a mediocre answer that would have no explosive points.

"Mr. Wen's criteria for choosing a mate are caring, kind, bottom-line and interesting people. You have made many charitable donations, and there is no doubt that you are a caring and kind person. The advertisements you accept are also better brands, rather than closing your eyes Cutting the leeks of fans, trying to sell them a bunch of garbage. Besides, you have an interesting soul."

"You meet Mr. Wen's mate selection criteria so well, do you think you can conquer Mr. Wen and marry into a wealthy family?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Sorry, I didn't get married based on the criteria of mate selection.

The back door I walked through was married by a doll!