don't touch my ears sir
Chapter 29
With a jade-like face, cool and handsome, even Shang Yi can't describe his beauty.
It has to be said that Shu Shu wanted to sternly yell at him, but when he saw that face, he had to swallow the words back
A well-developed face can really make people three-pointed.
But Shang Yi does not have such a strong sense of public morality.
He is even five points weaker than others in empathy.
When the glass hit his face at a speed invisible to the naked eye, Shu Shu didn't have time to react.
Before that, it was only because he said: "Tell me the truth while the cub is away, are you really a monster? I haven't felt it since I entered the door..."
The strands of hair were blown back and forth by the sudden gust of wind, Shu Shu didn't move his eyelids and body, he looked calm, but his voice suddenly stopped, which proved that he was also afraid.
The glass was nailed two centimeters in front of Shu Shu's eyebrows. The distance was so close that he couldn't focus his eyes on the glass. Shu Shu felt that the glass shards would shoot into his forehead in the next moment.
But the glass was not broken, and even when it suddenly attacked with an invisible attack and speed, the remaining half of the glass of water in it didn't move at all.
It wasn't until it stopped completely that the clear half glass of water began to lean forward suddenly as if unrestrained. The violent water ripples caused the water to splash a little, and two drops of warm water fell on Shushu's forehead
It actually made him feel a pain, like a warning.
It seemed that Shu Shu didn't need to look in the mirror to imagine that the two places "hit" by the water might already be red now.
But even so, Shu Shu didn't feel the slightest bit of evil spirit from Shang Yi.
Ordinary people don't have demonic aura, so they can't feel it, and the power of big monsters is unfathomable, and they can't feel it either.
But Shang Yi blatantly created such a scene, even if Shu Shu wanted to say that he was an ordinary person.
And the strength of the opponent is far beyond my estimate
Shu Shu raised his hand to hold the glass in his hand with an expression on his face, and took a sip, but in fact, a little cold sweat broke out on his back.
He was thinking, how could a figure like Shang Yi suddenly appear in modern socialism.
"How offending." Shu Shu's tone was still cold: "Mr. Shang, don't mind."
Shang Yi lowered his eyes, put on the earphones casually, and didn't speak.
He was really worried about Tang Ke. Some time ago when Shang Yi's name just appeared, Shu Shu didn't think too much about it. He also felt that Tang Ke was so old that he could tell right from wrong.
But he didn't think that Shang Yi would stay here forever, and...
The most important thing is, judging from the meaning of the old monster in front of him, even if Tang Ke drives people away now, he will stay here.
"Mr. Shang," there was a lingering thought in Shu Shu's mind from the moment he entered the door.He frowned and asked, "Have we met? I always feel..."
"Never." Shang Yi cut off his voice and said, "There is no such rebellious descendant as you."
Shu Shu: "..."
Well, I can't wait any longer.Tang Ke made trouble by herself, so she can figure it out.
Anyway, he didn't think about eating here, so Shu Shu stood up and left.
But Tang Ke just came out.
He called, "Uncle?"
Tang Ke walked towards him.
Shu Shu stopped, turned his head, thought about it and was still uneasy, and waited for someone to come over at the door.
As soon as the man arrived, Shu Shu reminded again very seriously: "Do you really want him to live in your house?"
"Ah," Tang Ke responded, "Mr. Shang, he still..."
"Shang promised to repay the debt with his body, why are you so talkative?" Shang Yi was so annoyed, regretting that he didn't hit him with a glass just now, even if he didn't want to kill someone, he should teach him a lesson.Shang Yi stood up, didn't even show anyone the front, just looked at him from the corner of his right eye with a small scarlet mole, frowned, and said in a deep voice, "Noisy, noisy. It's none of your business?"
Shu Shu: "..."
Good guy, it's all about body promises?
Tang Ke: "..."
No, I didn't promise this big show with my body!His ancestral grave didn't emit green smoke either!
The two had different thoughts. Shu Shu was like a mother who couldn't control her rebellious son.
He said two words in a row, opened the door with a "wow" and left.
Tang Ke herself was still in a daze, and didn't have time to respond and explain.
After the person left, Tang Ke turned her head to look at Shang Yi in a daze, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Shang wants to marry me?"
As an old antique, why would he understand such feelings?
Although homosexuality is now legal, Shang Yi shouldn't understand.
Tang Ke couldn't understand it.
Shang Yi took his mobile phone and went upstairs, imitating individual comments on Weibo.
"Marry a hammer, you want to eat peaches. You are not very old, and your dreams are beautiful."
Tang Ke: "..."
"Buzz, buzz."
Warm man: [@大白兔豆糖, bunny, you are on the trending search again! [Golden Retriever is shocked]JPG.】
Tang Ke, who looked down and saw such a news, was still flustered just now, but now she fell from the clouds and fell into the quagmire, her whole body hurts.Thinking of Shang Yi being put on the bright side and being coveted by others, his irritability was rekindled, and he thought to himself, is there an end?
He thought he would see some messy pictures again, but he didn't expect that this time, one of his true fans would be exposed.
Shang Yi isn't Shang Yi fighting thousands of black fans for Tang Ke #热击.
Tang Ke was very puzzled, but she tapped in with her finger first.
An account called "Shang Yi is not Shang Yi" appeared in it, and it made nearly a thousand comments for Tang Ke in eight hours!
This amount and time is breathtaking, many people said that this is a puppet account manipulated by people, but after a while, that account is still going on!And every statement is different!
There are no dirty words in words, but people who insult people feel ashamed.
It was immediately searched on the top, and everyone said that if it really wasn't the puppet number, then it must be Tang Ke's true love.
Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [It's not true love, it's his big cousin from afar [smiling]]
Tang Ke "..."
His body was numb and irritable, but when someone forced his head down, Tang Ke was left with a face full of shock.
Eight hours, he thought, did Shang Yi see the trending search in the middle of the night last night, and started to fight against black fans for comments?One thousand... After staying here for a long time, Tang Ke heard Shang Yi say more than once that the characters here are a bit "short and short", and it is easy to recognize, but he looks strange, and he will not know it unless there are special circumstances. Go take the initiative to study these too "sloppy" fonts.
Tang Ke thought to himself, why does Mr. Shang still know one thing and another?It's so upright.
Moreover, Shang Yi is really good at holding grudges. Tang Ke said about his old father and big cousin, but now he is repaying him in his own way.
Tang Ke inexplicably felt an unspeakable shame.
Shang Yi, who had just arrived in the room and finished posting the news, also thought in his rage, accidentally became addicted to war, and was exposed to the sun so directly, the little demon really thought I wanted to give him a kiss, right?
Thirty seconds later, his account updated a second Weibo.
Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [It's true love.The children can't scold him, but in the future, Shang will come, so he can do it for himself. 】
Weibo is lively, as is the monster forum.
Jeremy, you: [Have you read Weibo?Fuck!Who opened the antique world!Tang Ke? 】
Li Ting, oh you: [I'm wondering too!Tang Ke turned out to be a demon!Oh my god, what do I know, my kind is actually a big star, and a three-time actor! 】
Collective Lili's family: [So the chances of the antique world being fake are higher?But the silver-haired beauty in front of him is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】
The solution is for your mother-in-law and said: [Didn’t the antique world say that Shang Yi was very, very ugly?You're lying, huh huh]
At one o'clock in the afternoon, after dinner, Tang Ke tried his best to get a chance to wash the dishes. After finishing everything, Tang Ke, who had nothing to do and started to browse the monster forum as usual, had no energy to make other expressions.
He felt that the direction of the situation was out of his control.
In the past 100 years, he has changed jobs every ten years. Except for a few regular monster friends in the dance of demons, Tang Ke has never thought of revealing his monster identity, especially after becoming an actor, he has no such thoughts.
Today, because of a trending search and a blatant signboard, his last "fig leaf" disappeared, and Tang Ke was... a little secretly happy.
Although she didn't lie to others in the antique industry before, Tang Ke still remembered the feeling when she wrapped herself as a mummy for the first time to greet customers.
Sincerely and fearfully.Apart from the deceptive nervousness, the rest is all about what to do if one's identity is discovered.
He doesn't have so much demonic power to clear other people's memories, and the other party may still be a monster with more demonic aura than him. It's enough to be able to write the four words of overestimating oneself, but you can't do it.
Unexpectedly, he quit the circle, and before he had figured out how to be unscrupulous, his identity was automatically revealed.
There have always been rules in the monster forum, and everyone has followed them for more than 100 years, so Tang Ke is not afraid that they will say that they are a monster.
No one believed it.
Although she has withdrawn from the circle, Tang Ke is not a person who can meet anyone she wants, and Shang Yi makes people enter the wordless book with blood.Because this Tang Ke had thought about going out alone to find a job and raise a merchant, he saw the blood dazzling.
It's just that the two-year establishment of "Ugly Business One" is completely in vain today, and Tang Ke feels a little uncomfortable.
Feeling sour in the morning and noon, and not knowing what thoughts he was holding suddenly, Tang Ke's antique world didn't explain himself and Shang Yi's identity, but only updated a post.
Antique World: [Quota per day, 2500 per quota, no price reduction or bargaining, price increase is possible. 】
Not to mention the others, they were all stunned by Tan Se's operation.
Nuan Nan: [I'll go, the bunny is crazy, the price has directly increased ten times [Golden Retriever is petrified]JPG.]
But Lu Shangshi said: [Value. 】
Nuannan: [... so amazing? 】
Nuannan: [Let me go through the back door? 】In the next half an hour, the demons stopped discussing whether the antique world belonged to Tang Ke or not. They started saying, "Tang Ke is really poor, he's crazy about poverty" and "He's really going to starve to death." Bar?"
Tang Ke seemed to be really crazy, so he didn't care whether others scolded him or not, and he didn't defend himself, but explained to the silver-haired beauty on the balcony.
Antique World: [It's Mr. Shang, but he's not beautiful!You'll know it when you get close, you're full of pockmarks!Can't take a closer look, don't even think about it. 】
This explanation is very similar to the original description of Shang Yi as an extremely ugly character, and the tone of saying "this is me" in a matter-of-fact manner, and everyone began to quiet down.
And seriously discussed that it is Shang Yi, no matter how ugly it is, it is still Shang Yi, the demon god of all the demons for decades!
Moreover, everyone wanted to see his Wordless Book, so what if the price increased, but the price had suddenly increased tenfold, which was really unacceptable for a while.
After a day of heated discussions, at seven o'clock in the evening, the caliber of all the monsters gradually became the same.Although some people were still scolding Tang Ke for falling into the eyes of money, most people were still willing to come and try.
Of course, the premise is that Tang Ke can lower the price, it's too expensive.
At the same time, a new account reposted Tang Ke's news about the antique industry.
Shang Yi: [Shang Yi is so real, and wordless heavenly books are so hard to find, what's wrong with being more expensive?If I do business, if you refuse to accept me, you will shut your mouth and make noise.Address XXXX]
This address seems to be on both sides of a highway.
No one goes, great for a fight.
Tang Ke, who was watching the demons who had stabilized and were discussing the price: "..."
Tang Ke: "..."
Tang Ke: "!"
The smell of the food downstairs had already filled the living room, Tang Ke jumped off the bed all of a sudden, with a dull expression.
Mr. Shang is like an elementary school chicken, he thought to himself, but!When did Shang Yi find the monster forum and register an account?
"Om."
Shang Yi: [Come down. 】
Shang Yi: [Eat. 】
Tang Ke stared at the chat box, wanting to die, not wanting to go down.
The author has something to say:
Tang Ke: "Please let me die immediately."
Shang Yi: "It's not too late to 'die' after discussing life."
Tang Ke: "..."
There is another chapter in the back, I didn’t put it together, don’t forget to read it ~ Thank you for your support, bow to everyone
It has to be said that Shu Shu wanted to sternly yell at him, but when he saw that face, he had to swallow the words back
A well-developed face can really make people three-pointed.
But Shang Yi does not have such a strong sense of public morality.
He is even five points weaker than others in empathy.
When the glass hit his face at a speed invisible to the naked eye, Shu Shu didn't have time to react.
Before that, it was only because he said: "Tell me the truth while the cub is away, are you really a monster? I haven't felt it since I entered the door..."
The strands of hair were blown back and forth by the sudden gust of wind, Shu Shu didn't move his eyelids and body, he looked calm, but his voice suddenly stopped, which proved that he was also afraid.
The glass was nailed two centimeters in front of Shu Shu's eyebrows. The distance was so close that he couldn't focus his eyes on the glass. Shu Shu felt that the glass shards would shoot into his forehead in the next moment.
But the glass was not broken, and even when it suddenly attacked with an invisible attack and speed, the remaining half of the glass of water in it didn't move at all.
It wasn't until it stopped completely that the clear half glass of water began to lean forward suddenly as if unrestrained. The violent water ripples caused the water to splash a little, and two drops of warm water fell on Shushu's forehead
It actually made him feel a pain, like a warning.
It seemed that Shu Shu didn't need to look in the mirror to imagine that the two places "hit" by the water might already be red now.
But even so, Shu Shu didn't feel the slightest bit of evil spirit from Shang Yi.
Ordinary people don't have demonic aura, so they can't feel it, and the power of big monsters is unfathomable, and they can't feel it either.
But Shang Yi blatantly created such a scene, even if Shu Shu wanted to say that he was an ordinary person.
And the strength of the opponent is far beyond my estimate
Shu Shu raised his hand to hold the glass in his hand with an expression on his face, and took a sip, but in fact, a little cold sweat broke out on his back.
He was thinking, how could a figure like Shang Yi suddenly appear in modern socialism.
"How offending." Shu Shu's tone was still cold: "Mr. Shang, don't mind."
Shang Yi lowered his eyes, put on the earphones casually, and didn't speak.
He was really worried about Tang Ke. Some time ago when Shang Yi's name just appeared, Shu Shu didn't think too much about it. He also felt that Tang Ke was so old that he could tell right from wrong.
But he didn't think that Shang Yi would stay here forever, and...
The most important thing is, judging from the meaning of the old monster in front of him, even if Tang Ke drives people away now, he will stay here.
"Mr. Shang," there was a lingering thought in Shu Shu's mind from the moment he entered the door.He frowned and asked, "Have we met? I always feel..."
"Never." Shang Yi cut off his voice and said, "There is no such rebellious descendant as you."
Shu Shu: "..."
Well, I can't wait any longer.Tang Ke made trouble by herself, so she can figure it out.
Anyway, he didn't think about eating here, so Shu Shu stood up and left.
But Tang Ke just came out.
He called, "Uncle?"
Tang Ke walked towards him.
Shu Shu stopped, turned his head, thought about it and was still uneasy, and waited for someone to come over at the door.
As soon as the man arrived, Shu Shu reminded again very seriously: "Do you really want him to live in your house?"
"Ah," Tang Ke responded, "Mr. Shang, he still..."
"Shang promised to repay the debt with his body, why are you so talkative?" Shang Yi was so annoyed, regretting that he didn't hit him with a glass just now, even if he didn't want to kill someone, he should teach him a lesson.Shang Yi stood up, didn't even show anyone the front, just looked at him from the corner of his right eye with a small scarlet mole, frowned, and said in a deep voice, "Noisy, noisy. It's none of your business?"
Shu Shu: "..."
Good guy, it's all about body promises?
Tang Ke: "..."
No, I didn't promise this big show with my body!His ancestral grave didn't emit green smoke either!
The two had different thoughts. Shu Shu was like a mother who couldn't control her rebellious son.
He said two words in a row, opened the door with a "wow" and left.
Tang Ke herself was still in a daze, and didn't have time to respond and explain.
After the person left, Tang Ke turned her head to look at Shang Yi in a daze, and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Shang wants to marry me?"
As an old antique, why would he understand such feelings?
Although homosexuality is now legal, Shang Yi shouldn't understand.
Tang Ke couldn't understand it.
Shang Yi took his mobile phone and went upstairs, imitating individual comments on Weibo.
"Marry a hammer, you want to eat peaches. You are not very old, and your dreams are beautiful."
Tang Ke: "..."
"Buzz, buzz."
Warm man: [@大白兔豆糖, bunny, you are on the trending search again! [Golden Retriever is shocked]JPG.】
Tang Ke, who looked down and saw such a news, was still flustered just now, but now she fell from the clouds and fell into the quagmire, her whole body hurts.Thinking of Shang Yi being put on the bright side and being coveted by others, his irritability was rekindled, and he thought to himself, is there an end?
He thought he would see some messy pictures again, but he didn't expect that this time, one of his true fans would be exposed.
Shang Yi isn't Shang Yi fighting thousands of black fans for Tang Ke #热击.
Tang Ke was very puzzled, but she tapped in with her finger first.
An account called "Shang Yi is not Shang Yi" appeared in it, and it made nearly a thousand comments for Tang Ke in eight hours!
This amount and time is breathtaking, many people said that this is a puppet account manipulated by people, but after a while, that account is still going on!And every statement is different!
There are no dirty words in words, but people who insult people feel ashamed.
It was immediately searched on the top, and everyone said that if it really wasn't the puppet number, then it must be Tang Ke's true love.
Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [It's not true love, it's his big cousin from afar [smiling]]
Tang Ke "..."
His body was numb and irritable, but when someone forced his head down, Tang Ke was left with a face full of shock.
Eight hours, he thought, did Shang Yi see the trending search in the middle of the night last night, and started to fight against black fans for comments?One thousand... After staying here for a long time, Tang Ke heard Shang Yi say more than once that the characters here are a bit "short and short", and it is easy to recognize, but he looks strange, and he will not know it unless there are special circumstances. Go take the initiative to study these too "sloppy" fonts.
Tang Ke thought to himself, why does Mr. Shang still know one thing and another?It's so upright.
Moreover, Shang Yi is really good at holding grudges. Tang Ke said about his old father and big cousin, but now he is repaying him in his own way.
Tang Ke inexplicably felt an unspeakable shame.
Shang Yi, who had just arrived in the room and finished posting the news, also thought in his rage, accidentally became addicted to war, and was exposed to the sun so directly, the little demon really thought I wanted to give him a kiss, right?
Thirty seconds later, his account updated a second Weibo.
Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [It's true love.The children can't scold him, but in the future, Shang will come, so he can do it for himself. 】
Weibo is lively, as is the monster forum.
Jeremy, you: [Have you read Weibo?Fuck!Who opened the antique world!Tang Ke? 】
Li Ting, oh you: [I'm wondering too!Tang Ke turned out to be a demon!Oh my god, what do I know, my kind is actually a big star, and a three-time actor! 】
Collective Lili's family: [So the chances of the antique world being fake are higher?But the silver-haired beauty in front of him is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow 】
The solution is for your mother-in-law and said: [Didn’t the antique world say that Shang Yi was very, very ugly?You're lying, huh huh]
At one o'clock in the afternoon, after dinner, Tang Ke tried his best to get a chance to wash the dishes. After finishing everything, Tang Ke, who had nothing to do and started to browse the monster forum as usual, had no energy to make other expressions.
He felt that the direction of the situation was out of his control.
In the past 100 years, he has changed jobs every ten years. Except for a few regular monster friends in the dance of demons, Tang Ke has never thought of revealing his monster identity, especially after becoming an actor, he has no such thoughts.
Today, because of a trending search and a blatant signboard, his last "fig leaf" disappeared, and Tang Ke was... a little secretly happy.
Although she didn't lie to others in the antique industry before, Tang Ke still remembered the feeling when she wrapped herself as a mummy for the first time to greet customers.
Sincerely and fearfully.Apart from the deceptive nervousness, the rest is all about what to do if one's identity is discovered.
He doesn't have so much demonic power to clear other people's memories, and the other party may still be a monster with more demonic aura than him. It's enough to be able to write the four words of overestimating oneself, but you can't do it.
Unexpectedly, he quit the circle, and before he had figured out how to be unscrupulous, his identity was automatically revealed.
There have always been rules in the monster forum, and everyone has followed them for more than 100 years, so Tang Ke is not afraid that they will say that they are a monster.
No one believed it.
Although she has withdrawn from the circle, Tang Ke is not a person who can meet anyone she wants, and Shang Yi makes people enter the wordless book with blood.Because this Tang Ke had thought about going out alone to find a job and raise a merchant, he saw the blood dazzling.
It's just that the two-year establishment of "Ugly Business One" is completely in vain today, and Tang Ke feels a little uncomfortable.
Feeling sour in the morning and noon, and not knowing what thoughts he was holding suddenly, Tang Ke's antique world didn't explain himself and Shang Yi's identity, but only updated a post.
Antique World: [Quota per day, 2500 per quota, no price reduction or bargaining, price increase is possible. 】
Not to mention the others, they were all stunned by Tan Se's operation.
Nuan Nan: [I'll go, the bunny is crazy, the price has directly increased ten times [Golden Retriever is petrified]JPG.]
But Lu Shangshi said: [Value. 】
Nuannan: [... so amazing? 】
Nuannan: [Let me go through the back door? 】In the next half an hour, the demons stopped discussing whether the antique world belonged to Tang Ke or not. They started saying, "Tang Ke is really poor, he's crazy about poverty" and "He's really going to starve to death." Bar?"
Tang Ke seemed to be really crazy, so he didn't care whether others scolded him or not, and he didn't defend himself, but explained to the silver-haired beauty on the balcony.
Antique World: [It's Mr. Shang, but he's not beautiful!You'll know it when you get close, you're full of pockmarks!Can't take a closer look, don't even think about it. 】
This explanation is very similar to the original description of Shang Yi as an extremely ugly character, and the tone of saying "this is me" in a matter-of-fact manner, and everyone began to quiet down.
And seriously discussed that it is Shang Yi, no matter how ugly it is, it is still Shang Yi, the demon god of all the demons for decades!
Moreover, everyone wanted to see his Wordless Book, so what if the price increased, but the price had suddenly increased tenfold, which was really unacceptable for a while.
After a day of heated discussions, at seven o'clock in the evening, the caliber of all the monsters gradually became the same.Although some people were still scolding Tang Ke for falling into the eyes of money, most people were still willing to come and try.
Of course, the premise is that Tang Ke can lower the price, it's too expensive.
At the same time, a new account reposted Tang Ke's news about the antique industry.
Shang Yi: [Shang Yi is so real, and wordless heavenly books are so hard to find, what's wrong with being more expensive?If I do business, if you refuse to accept me, you will shut your mouth and make noise.Address XXXX]
This address seems to be on both sides of a highway.
No one goes, great for a fight.
Tang Ke, who was watching the demons who had stabilized and were discussing the price: "..."
Tang Ke: "..."
Tang Ke: "!"
The smell of the food downstairs had already filled the living room, Tang Ke jumped off the bed all of a sudden, with a dull expression.
Mr. Shang is like an elementary school chicken, he thought to himself, but!When did Shang Yi find the monster forum and register an account?
"Om."
Shang Yi: [Come down. 】
Shang Yi: [Eat. 】
Tang Ke stared at the chat box, wanting to die, not wanting to go down.
The author has something to say:
Tang Ke: "Please let me die immediately."
Shang Yi: "It's not too late to 'die' after discussing life."
Tang Ke: "..."
There is another chapter in the back, I didn’t put it together, don’t forget to read it ~ Thank you for your support, bow to everyone
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