don't touch my ears sir

"It's midnight, why don't you go back and stay here?" After Lu Shangshi came out of the wordless book, he was almost startled and terrified. He was shocked that Shang Yi's people and books were real, and he was frightened by his past. was ticked off.

When the last stone fell to the ground, he was suddenly relaxed.Forcibly being dragged out by Tan Se to have a meal, and after the meal, I went outside to blow the wind for a while, and it was four o'clock in the morning when I came back.

But this person didn't go back directly to the opposite side, but followed him home.

Lu Shangshi just came out of the bathroom, wearing a bathrobe loosely on his body, his hair was still wet, and the towel was rubbing on his head all the time. When he came out, he saw Tan Se still sitting on his sofa, his face was numb.

Tan Se idly playing with her mobile phone: "It's boring."

Lu Shangshi: "It's boring in your house, but it's not boring in my house?"

From the corner of her eye, she saw someone sitting next to her, and Tan Se squinted at Lu Shangshi several times, then poured someone a cup of tea and pushed it over: "Why are you bored at your house, there are people talking with you, and there are great beauties to watch."

Lu Shangshi paused while wiping his hair, and carefully described who the "big beauty" was. Two seconds later, he realized and kicked Tan Se's calf: "Go back to your house!"

Tan Se finally threw the phone away, Haha caught the second kick from the opponent, smiled flatteringly and said, "Don't get lost, I have no inspiration, take me in for a night, Shang Shang."

As he said that, he felt aggrieved and made a one-handed lucky cat gesture, intending to pass the test with cuteness.

Lu Shangshi was really puzzled, and pulled his ankle back from his hand: "Why have you always been uninspired recently?"

"I don't know either," Tan Se gritted her teeth and hammered her head, looking quite unaccustomed: "Maybe... Jiang Lang's talents are exhausted? Or maybe he's old?"

What kind of man Jiang is, so young and old, Lu Shangshi listened to the nonsense again, and chased people away: "Your room hasn't been touched, and you want me to hug you to sleep?"

Tan Se's eyes lit up: "It's not impossible."

Lu Shangshi was expressionless: "Tell you another bedtime story?"

Tan Se was excited: "Of course! Shang Shang, you are so kind!"

Lu Shangshi said with a wooden face, "Get lost."

"Okay." Tan Se rolled very quickly and smoothly, and disappeared in two seconds.

But two seconds later, the door that had just been closed opened again, and Tanther stuck out his head.

Lu Shangshi didn't talk nonsense, and answered him with his eyes: "?"

There was another arm from behind the door, and Tanse shook the mobile phone in his hand: "The rabbit is hot on the search, and you."

Lu Shangshi: "?"

The trending search started at noon yesterday, but when it was topped as "explosive", it was after five o'clock in the morning.

#唐基古品界# Explosive.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Tang Ke was awakened by the clanging news in the group.

Before the phone was turned on, he simply pressed it on, and a Weibo message with his name appeared on the screen.

Tang Ke numbly and skillfully ignored the group messages, and went to Weibo first.

After drinking, the mother-in-law made a slip of the tongue: [See the huge "Antique World" on the opposite side?Not to mention the beautiful font, it really looks like it was written by an ancient person.This is not the point, the point is, have you seen the balcony a little above the "antique world"?There were two people standing there. According to my vision of 5.0 for many years, the black-haired one is Tang Ke, and the white-haired one...he happened to be facing my camera, he looks so damn good!Cough, it doesn't matter, after all, I don't know who it is, so I don't want to guess randomly.The point finally came, Tang Ke actually opened an antique shop!Just now I saw someone go back after buying antiques from his shop!Good guy, all his stores are three-story villas!So rich?Why didn't I find out [Shock] before, so, will Tang Ke starve to death? [Smile]

PS: Although it is a store, Tang Ke didn't say anything about it, so I cut the whole picture to only the balcony on the third floor, without the address, for fear of the defendant [smile] [picture]]

The picture is exactly when Tang Ke was concentrating on sending messages to the group after "teasing" Shangyi.Shang Yi was standing opposite him, and the angle of the photographer was right on Shang Yi's face!

Although Shang Yi's face is very blurred due to the screenshot, his superior appearance cannot be blocked by blurring alone.

This trending search struggled all night to climb to the top. Unexpectedly, it aroused unprecedented popularity within an hour after climbing.

Upup Ni Min: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)He was even more handsome than Tang Ke! 】

Jiangsu Suiningnan: [Mom, he looks so good, what kind of fairy face is this, my face is covered with snot and tears]

Thompson Immigrant: [Who the hell is this?Fans still want Tang Ke not to take care of her?With just this face, he is blind! 】

Tang Ke: "..."

This is the scene of half of the ten thousand comments.

People who usually rest normally only wake up after seven o'clock, but now they are not sleepy at all. Tang Ke sat up from the bed, probably because of getting angry. His face was full of displeasure, and there was a trace of unhappiness in his eyes.

It was like a treasure that he had cherished for several years became known to everyone overnight. He should have shown it off to everyone and appreciated it together, but he was not interested at all.

There is no capital to show off, so why should we appreciate it together?

Mr. Shang is not his.

Apart from these voices praising Shang Yi's beauty and prosperity, the rest is all about the contest between black fans and sugar people.

Li Min at the same age: 【What the hell am I going to do?It's been three months and he hasn't starved to death?What's wrong with getting out of the circle? 】

A few people in his dormitory: [Damn, I'm so disappointed, why isn't he dead yet]

Sugar man, oh sugar man: [Wooooow, baby is healthy, white, tender and tender, and is still alive and well, my sister can rest assured]

Listen to Tang Ke's words: [Antique shops will never close down!Ku Liao]

Having been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, and having lived to be a hundred years old, Tang Ke's mind was as calm as water from the very beginning, and her mentality was very stable towards all the behaviors and words of black and white | fans.

This was the first time he felt irritable, and he was so annoyed that seeing the remarks of black fans felt inexplicably pleasing to the eye.

He thought: This should be the case under his comments, instead of most people's eyes being on Shang Yi.

It was seventeen seven that day.

Half a Rabbit Tang Keke: 【Thank you so much for not posting the picture of my entire villa!But what the hell are you shooting at my family's face?With my permission?Portrait rights ate the dog's belly?I quit the circle, remember?

The number of retweets of your Weibo is currently 6492, which is also part of my strength. I just want to remind you to add evidence. I have screenshots. I hope you delete Weibo immediately and apologize. Don’t wait to cause trouble to me and my family. Let me tell you when. [Picture]//@酒后失言父母: I saw the huge "antique world" opposite...]

It didn't take long to debut and retire, a total of 13 years.But in the past 13 years, whether it was an interview, a variety show, or a small Weibo, Tang Ke had never spoken in such an aggressive tone.

In the public's impression, he is always gentle and gentle, even if Hei Zihei, he just opens his eyes and tells nonsense that he is ugly, and tells the truth that he is poor, but no one has said anything about his personality.

Those little deer eyes really seem to be able to shine, and whoever meets them can fall, making people unbearable to blacken such a clean individual.

So when this Weibo was posted, no one reacted to it.

Until Zhang Henxing also forwarded Tang Ke's Weibo.

Manager Zhang Henxing: [Not a manager, but as a friend, help, sue.Half a Rabbit Tang Keke: Don't you take a picture of my entire villa...Grandma: I saw the huge one on the opposite side...]

"Om."

Shang Yi: [The big white rabbit is obedient. 】

Shang Yi: 【So angry so early in the morning? 】

Shang Yi: 【Wake up, wash up and eat. 】

Before I had time to send Zhang Henxing a WeChat message telling him to stop meddling, the termination of the contract would not be good for him, but the news of Shang Yi came in one after another.

The phrase "Big White Rabbit, Be Good" made Tang Ke wake up like a dream, first confused and then more confused, until he realized that Shang Yi was scrolling Weibo, the emotions of all parties suddenly receded like a tide, his expression froze, he was no longer angry, just He buried his face in the pillow like a fool, feeling deathly despair.

Tang Ke thought to herself, the reaction was a bit too intense.

"Buzz, buzz."

The group is still bombing.

Shu Shu, who hadn't appeared for a long time, interrupted the conversation and frantically interpreted the meaning of Tang Ke's "my family's face" and the news about why Tang Ke was so angry.

Mortal: 【What antique did Lu Fashion buy from Tang Ke? 】

He seems to have just seen Weibo, and he still lags behind in knowing it.

Lu Shangshi casually replied: [A trip to the sky without words. 】

Nuan Nan: [This netizen is really capable of spreading the word. In their eyes, will the bunny just open an antique shop for a living? 】

Mortal: [...not sure]

Warm Man: [Such a big actor, you see you finally have time, and it just happened to appear again, don't bother to pay back the money [Golden Retriever smiles politely]JPG.]

Meow~: [Yes. 】

Like selective blindness and deafness, there is also selective illiteracy. Shu Shu died again, and there was no reply.

Nuannan: [Good guy, did you do it on purpose? ] Tang Ke didn't participate in the news from beginning to end in the group, and he wasn't in the mood to open it.

Sitting at the dinner table is a bit restless at this time.

It was Shang Yi who spoke first: "People here who have been fed up with grains have quite problematic brains, which is too rare." He brought the soup in front of Tang Ke, with a casual tone: "Every word you say is more vicious than the other. With a long tongue, I feel like I can go to heaven and escape from the earth."

This time, Tang Ke was sure that Shang Yi must have seen the trending searches and comments from sunspots on the Internet.After hearing this, he didn't refute, buried his face in his mouth, and agreed in a low voice: "That's right. Because no one can see anyone through the phone screen. There's no need to be angry, after all, it's just words, it doesn't hurt or itch. "

Shang Yi raised his eyebrows: "Just now?"

"Cough," Tang Ke buried his face deeper, and explained, "I've never done this usually, just occasionally...occasionally." He poked the bowl with his chopsticks and muttered, "Who asked that person to shoot you and post it on the Internet?" .”

"You don't care when others scold you, but you get angry when you shoot me?"

Tang Ke gave a "hmm" without explaining why.

But for some reason, something seemed to be taking root somewhere, and Shang Yi felt that an inexplicable feeling had come quietly, he couldn't grasp it yet, but he didn't resist.

Shang Yi stopped being entangled and asked, "Nobody cares?"

Tang Ke was taken aback for a moment, and realized that he was asking if no one cares about Heizi's remarks.

He asked back: "Where Mr. Shang stayed before, is there someone to take care of such trivial matters?"

Shang Yi frowned: "Small matter?" He was very serious: "Although there is no injury to the body, rumors and slander should be the most taboo. Killing people invisible is much more enjoyable than chasing rumors."

Compared with being chopped five times and ten times, is this kind of invisible injury more severe?How is it possible, does saying it mean not saying it?Tang Ke moved her mouth, but couldn't ask.

Because he felt that Mr. Shang was so powerful, how could someone hurt him.

Sure enough, Shang Yi said again: "This is not a trivial matter, and I will naturally take care of it." He almost looked at people from the corner of his eyes, his eyes half closed, as if he was born to be superior: "Shang is not talented, forty thousand years old Only then did he become the leader of a big demon who did not live up to expectations, and he had no great skills for tens of thousands of years, but his means were much higher than his skills."

"In the demon world, with me around for a day, no one dares to control his broken mouth. If there is one, beat him to pieces so that his memory will be long. If you don't change it, beat him again. The third offender will be killed directly. It’s quick to divide.”

He said this as if he was saying something normal, with a steady tone and a calm expression, but Tang Ke was immediately stunned.

He has never seen what Shang Yi is like in a world with demon kings. It may have been tens of thousands of years ago. At that time, Shang Yi was the leader of the great demon. Apart from the demon king, he must be the highest ruler, so this It's not surprising that this kind of thing is commonplace.

But Tang Ke subconsciously moved the bench back a bit, away from the dining table.

I'm afraid that I will be killed quickly after being divided.

Shang Yi: "..."

Move what?Is he fierce now?Why is that move so intrusive?

Shang Yi explained: "Let's talk about it, I only killed two trash, and it's not a thousand cuts, I just gave it a good time."

I imagined this kind of thing when I was reading novels, but I never thought that I could hear such a "cruel" scene with my own ears.

He let out an "oh", lowered his head and moved a little more quietly.

Shang Yi: "..."

"Of course," Shang Yi said, "here you have a new royal law, and it's not my turn to take care of it. Besides, no matter when and where, human life is at stake..."

After the life was at stake, there was silence for a long while, Shang Yi hissed impatiently, and finally choked out a sentence: "Don't be afraid."

After saying that, Tang Ke raised his head and met Shang Yi's eyes.

The pupils are shining brightly, as if hiding infinite starlight.

"Boom, boom."

Almost instantly, Shang Yi felt as if he heard his own heartbeat, which could not be ignored and was deafening.

It even made him a little distracted.

"Sir," Tang Ke asked, "Why... are you blushing?"

Shang Yi sullenly said, "Aphrodisiac, do you really not know?"

Tang Ke: "..."

He knows now.

I didn't eat this meal for a long time. When Tang Ke hurriedly collected the dishes and went to the kitchen to wash them, and accidentally dropped two bowls. Finally, Shang Yi couldn't bear it anymore and went to take up the labor of washing the dishes again. Half the time passed Hours.

After washing, Shang Yi's eyes were already very unfriendly.

Tang Ke hurriedly preemptively said: "I can wash dishes, but I usually have a bit of animosity with the kitchen, and he doesn't like me very much."

Shang Yi: "..."

Forget it, Shang Yi thought.

"You are not allowed to enter the kitchen from now on," he said viciously.

Didn't it be agreed that Shang Yi would cook and wash the dishes?They are all people under the same roof, so wasteful, isn't it? Tang Ke almost looked down on himself, and he opened his mouth to argue, when the phone rang. "Old uncle?" Tang Ke answered in a confirming tone.

"Well," Shu Shu's indifferent and straightforward voice came through the microphone: "I don't have a key, open the door."

Tang Ke: "?"

He and Shu Shu don't meet often.This is not too much, except for the reunion dinner that must be held once during the Chinese New Year──the four of them are together.Normally he and Shu Shu would not see each other for a year.

But they have never lost contact on the mobile phone.

With a few months before the new year, Shu Shu suddenly came over. Tang Ke was surprised and shocked by this realization.

"What's wrong?" Shang Yi raised his head from his phone and asked, noticing that he was a little unresponsive.

"Ah?" Tang Ke hung up the phone and looked at him: "My uncle... no, a friend suddenly came over."

Shang Yi frowned first, subconsciously: "A friend again?" After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and then answered: "You are also here to find the wordless book?"

Tang Ke shook his head: "No."

Shang Yi suddenly had an expression of "what's the point of making money if you don't have money", and said "oh", and looked down at the phone again.

Tang Ke: "..."

Why is this old man so addicted to mobile phones?

As soon as the door opened, before he had time to say hello, Shu Shu caught sight of another man following Tang Ke, and pulled him over vigilantly.

Tang Ke was taken aback by the pull: "What's the matter? Why did you come here suddenly?"

At the same time, he turned his head following Shu Shu's eyes, and was startled again, unexpectedly, Shang Yi followed him to open the door with him.

Maybe it was to meet Tang Ke's other new friend.

Shu Shu's fox eyes stared at Shang Yi who was standing upright, and said to Tang Ke: "My vase show is over, come and see you."

Feeling the scrutiny, Shang nodded expressionlessly and indifferently: "Friend Big White Rabbit, you should see him, otherwise you will lose your manners."

Shu Shu frowned, but nodded as a greeting.

The etiquette is in place, Shang Yi doesn't stay anymore, he turns back to the sofa and continues to sit and play with his mobile phone.

Tang Ke suddenly said, "Uncle, have you read the group news?"

Shu Shu asked, "What news?"

Tang Ke said: "The two of them want to fight to the death with you."

Of course Shu Shu saw the matter of playing with him, but he said, "I didn't see it, so I don't care about it."

Then, he said seriously, "Tang Ke."

Tang Ke was walking towards the sofa, wanting to pour a cup of tea for Shu Shu, when he heard his name, he froze for a moment, then turned around and replied, "Ah."

Shu Shu walked towards him, raised his chin slightly to indicate something: "Then who?"

It wasn't loud, but everyone in the living room could hear it.

Shang Yi raised his eyes and glanced at them indifferently, after a glance, his eyelashes dropped and he continued to play with his mobile phone.

But he didn't move his fingers after playing for a long time, as if he wasn't checking Weibo.

Tang Ke looked at the two of them, and seemed to understand why Shu Shu came.

He introduced: "Mr. Shang Yishang."

After the introduction, he whispered again: "Don't you know?"

It's been mentioned several times in the group, and it's been on the hot search, so I already know it, but Shu Shu is like an old mother who takes care of her child's other half.

He looked at Shang Yi, unfriendly: "He has nowhere to go? Live in your house?"

Tang Ke thought to herself that I said he owed me money and asked him to pay me the debt, otherwise Shang Yi wouldn't live here.

Look at how happy I was running in the first few days when I first came here.

But before he could say anything, another voice cut off Hu first.

"Do you have an opinion?" Shang Yi raised his head from the phone again, his eyes were cold.

At this time, it doesn't matter whether the big white rabbit is friends or not, it can do whatever it wants.

Shu Shu: "..."

Shang Yi was a little annoyed: "Fox spirit, you are so likable."

Shu Shu: "..."

The big demon's world should be arbitrary, and he doesn't understand what is euphemism.

Tang Ke turned around to pour tea for Shu Shu, and when she finished serving it to Shu Shu, she inadvertently glanced at Shang Yi's cell phone, wanting to see what he was playing with.

Then I saw Shang Yi watching a movie with the screen vertically!

What I watched was still his first movie star-Gentle Jinghong.

Tang Ke: "..."

I've been playing Weibo for a few months now. Shang Yi has followed Tang Ke a long time ago, and knows that he has a lot of fans and black fans.

Before, when I was bored, I only watched Tang Ke's TV drama clips on Weibo, and more variety shows and interviews.

Today was the first time he watched Tang Ke's entire movie seriously.

At first, Tang Ke only downloaded and registered a few software for him to contact, and nothing else.

Recently, he has become more addicted to Weibo, and he himself has no special needs. It was not until last night that Shang Yi followed the steps in his mind to download the app for watching movies from the app market.

Learning is fairly fast.

Even when watching a movie, you can only watch it on half the screen of this broken phone, which is not humane at all.

Shang Yi has been watching movies vertically for a long time.

As if he noticed his eyes, Shang Yi raised his head and looked to his side, and complained in time: "It's very inhumane to watch movies on your mobile phone, why can only half of the screen be displayed?"

Tang Ke: "..."

If you look at it vertically, it must only show half of it.

Shu Shu: "..."

Why can't he even use his cell phone?

Before the two could react, Tang Ke put the teacup into Shu Shu's hand, walked over to take Shang Yi's cell phone, and tapped the screen twice with his fingertips in front of his eyes.

At this time Tang Ke was standing beside Shang Yi.

The screen turned sideways.

Shang Yi suddenly felt comfortable, and suddenly realized: "I learned it."

Then took the phone and continued to look.

Like a real old man, Shu Shu blew on the teacup and took a sip of the tea. After taking a sip unconsciously, he asked sincerely, "Is he Shang Yi?"

Tang Ke was still standing next to Shang Yi: "Why do you ask that?"

Shang didn't even look up, and said, "Crazy."

Shu Shu held the glass in the posture of holding a large porcelain jar, and walked towards the two of them.

Shang Yi didn't even raise his head, and almost instinctively reminded and warned: "Sit across from each other, don't get too close."

After saying that, Tang Ke tensed his expression first, his heart suddenly felt itchy, and once again felt the joy of being double-standard by Shang Yi.

Shu Shu didn't intend to provoke this great god at first, he sat down indifferently opposite Shang Yi, his face was extremely cold from the moment he came in.

Looking back and forth between the two people on the opposite side, Shu Shu said coldly: "Didn't it mean that Shang Yi has a cold personality, as long as he is alive, he should stay two steps away from him?"

"Big White Rabbit, Tang." In Shu Shu's voice, Shang Yi stretched out his hand to Tang Ke defiantly, talking about himself, completely ignoring the vixen on the other side.

The two of them spoke one by one, and their voices were almost superimposed. For a moment, Tang Ke didn't know whether to consider Shu Shu's frigidity first, or to give Shang Yi candy first.

But his body was very honest, and he was still thinking in his mind that he didn't seem to have to think about the issue of frigidity, and he had already stretched his hand towards the pocket of his clothes.

Tang Ke took a step back after putting the candy on the palm of the person's skin without touching the person's skin.

Shu Shu was stunned.

Shang Yi picked up one of the candies, peeled it and said coolly: "I haven't said a word, you are like hiding from the plague, why give back, I am not beautiful?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Shu Shu: "..."

It’s fine when there is no one else. Now that Shu Shu is present, this scene is like a young couple arguing, and the other party seems to be asking, "Am I not beautiful? Don't you love me?"

Tang Ke didn't even dare to look at Shu Shu, for fear that the other party would think they were sick.He whispered: "Beautiful, beautiful."

"I don't want to talk to you," Shang Yi got angry, and ordered: "Sit over!"

Shu Shu patted the position beside him in a timely manner.

Tang Ke sat down obediently.

After Shang Yi asked Tang Ke where the headphones were, he put them on when he got the answer, ignored the two obtrusive people in front of him, and concentrated on watching his movie.Shu Shu was silent for a while, then said, "He seems to be sick."

"No," Tang Ke said seriously, "Mr. Shang just doesn't want to deal too much with mortals and weak little demons. Speak straight."

Shu Shu: "..."

This kid is also stupid, instead of killing the enemy, he would first damage himself by eight hundred.

Shu Shu: "Okay."

Tang Ke: "So you're just here today to see..." He wanted to talk about seeing Shang Yi, but Shu Shu didn't look like he was really interested in Shang Yi, so he confirmed what he thought in his heart: "I'm afraid I will meet bad people. ah?"

"What do you think?" Shu Shu's expression was cold, and he gave a serious lesson: "I've wanted to come here since the first time you were in the trending search, but I really don't have time. I got it today, and I haven't returned home yet, so I'm afraid you will be caught. Kidnapped."

"Tsk."

Shang Yi didn't know where he saw, his brows were furrowed, and he made some movement in a very timely manner.

That tune sounded annoying, and Shu Shu subconsciously blamed himself for the single syllable.

That old monster was "tsk" him.

Tang Ke chuckled and said, "Thank you, old uncle."

Since coming here, Shu Shu finally had a smile on his face and made a joke.

"I used to think that eight hundred years old was really old for you, so an old uncle is an old uncle. Now..." He looked at Shang Yi and asked, "What do you call him?"

Just called Mr. Shang, Tang Ke opened his mouth slightly and was about to answer, when Mr. Shang spoke again.

"He called my old father." He didn't take his eyes off the screen during the period.

Tang Ke: "..."

Shu Shu: "..."

Don't forget to say it, but Tang Ke bluntly said on Weibo that Shang Yi's back is his father.

With a "buzz", Tang Ke's face began to heat up and smoke first, followed by his head, and after a while, his face and neck became completely red.

Like hairy crabs.

Amidst the eternal truths of "Heaven's way is reincarnation, the heavens spare no one" and "Heaven is watching what people are doing", Tang Ke stood up stiffly and went to the bathroom.

After Tang Ke left, the half-length silver-haired man was watching a movie with earphones on, and another man with a stern face stared boldly at Shang Yi.

Shu Shu: "Shang Yi."

Shang Yi took off one of the earphones, raised his eyes that were too shallow, and opened his thin lips lightly: "It's called the ancestor."

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Shu Shu: "Is he sick?"

Shang Yi: "I want to kill this light bulb."

Shu Shu: "..."

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