don't touch my ears sir

The two had been together for nearly two months, and Shang Yi never made any effort to find a way out.

In his intuition, someone must have sent him here, no matter what the intention of that person is, he will definitely lose his temper one day.

Couldn't bear it, and showed his feet.

After living in Tang Ke's small villa, life is too comfortable, and there are no unnecessary disturbances from outsiders. Shang Yi, who has long been truly adhering to the "what you come, enjoy it", after thinking about this, is even more at ease. I have nothing to say.

Even the little demon of the Tang family still loves to stare at him as usual, making him feel that Tang Ke really wants him to "promise him with her body."

Therefore, Shang Yi righteously said twice, "It's too much to make a promise with your body, don't think about it."

Nothing else is different, the years are very comfortable.

However, the deer eye under the sunglasses that night was recalled more and more frequently.

Tang Ke's eyes were very similar.

Shang Yi would look at him in a daze for a while, and occasionally think in his heart: I have never seen Tang Ke with relatives around me, so I don't know what happened.

But once this feeling of wanting to understand was aroused, Shang Yi felt that he was thinking too much, forcibly suppressed the feeling, and continued to enjoy the present comfort.

end of october.

In the evening, the Yizhen account of the fake merchant in the monster forum updated a post.

Antique World: [From tomorrow onwards, everyone should be free. When I'm not free, I will say, and the rest of the time is fine.One quota per day is tentatively set, and one person at a time is tentatively set at 250. There is no price reduction or bargaining, and the price can be increased. 】

As soon as the remarks that had made Tang Ke the top in the past month came out in this post, they all started the craziest output ever, and almost half of them were telling Tang Ke, a liar, to get out and stop lying.

But half of the people seemed to have been beaten in an instant, and started yelling that the antique world was finally free, and they were going!

What's more, it's only 250 once. If you are cheated, you can pay homage to the youth of the monster. It's not a loss to spend money to buy a lesson.

Then there was an ID that everyone was familiar with many times, and it appeared right above the "ah oh huh".

That is the first place grabbed by speed!

Meow Meow: [Me! 】

It took 0.1 seconds.

Amidst the overwhelming joy, countless ellipses appeared below this comment, followed by endless abuse.

Even Tang Ke is a Buddha.

The smoke of killing in the monster forum is unavoidable tonight, and it is also hard to say in the [Dancing Demons] group.

Nuan Nan: [Shang Shang and the others are scolding you, I really want to scold you back, but I don’t have enough claws, so [Golden Retriever pretends to cry]JPG.]

Meow~: [Go away. 】

Mortal: [Haha, Lu Fashion, have you been single for many years, right?Wouldn't it be five hundred years old and still a mother's womb? 】

Meow~: [Get out! 】

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [Brother Lu, the internet speed is good [Maomao thumbs up] JPG.]

Meow~: [Roll──]

Although not many people have appeared in the antique world in the past year or so, protecting Tang Ke has become a habit.

Seeing that Tang Ke wanted to "make money", he had to think that this was a counterfeit merchant, and Tang Ke would die if someone found out, so Tang Ke's guests could only be them.

It was almost an instinct just now, and I regretted it after commenting on Lu Shang.

They now have a real business one, and Gugou said that the number of places is "tentative!" and the price is "tentative!", so confident.

In fact, he doesn't know whether he has seen the Wordless Heavenly Book or not.

Be quick, want to chop.

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Lu Shangshi was at his home, and he even heard the extremely arrogant laughter of the chatter at the door.

Lu Shangshi: "..."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

After 2 minutes, it's unbearable.

"Click."

"Hahahahaha... hiccup!" Tan Se's laughter stopped in fright, and she subconsciously twisted her neck towards the entrance.

Lu Shangshi opened the door and walked in, raised his hand and pushed his glasses: "Isn't it time to find inspiration?"

Tan Se: "..."

Without blinking her eyes, Tan Se deleted all the words in the chat box with a flick of her thumb.He turned off the phone wisely, stood up and smiled apologetically, "Come out...have a glass of water, drink a glass of water."

"Oh." In the next second, there was a flash in front of his eyes, and the clothes that Lu Shangshi was wearing first fell to the ground like magic, and his glasses also fell on the clothes.

I saw a blue and white cat rushing towards Tan Se without saying a word.

Light up the paws!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

Lan Bai silently jumped to the top of the cabinet above Tan Se's head, stared at Tan Se condescendingly, blocking people's way.

Tan Se feels wronged: "I'm not the only one who laughed, Shang Shang, you can't bully me just because I'm close to you."

Lu Shangshi arrogantly licked his claws and washed his face on the top of the cabinet: "I asked you to move it here?"

Tan Se insisted on moving here.

But he didn't have a chance to speak. Lu Shangshi saw the right moment, and suddenly jumped onto Tan Se's shoulder, and the bright claw gave him a slap on his collarbone, and a light red mark without blood appeared at that time.

Tan Se was beaten and complained: "If you want to catch it, you should catch it harder. Those who want to hit but are reluctant to hit have a little red mark, which can be called a strawberry. I will kiss you with a cat in a while? It doesn't matter if you are my brother!"

Lu Shangshi: "..."

10 minutes after the Antique World updated the news.

Nuannan: [Look, you two aren't laughing?I was the worst, suffered domestic violence, it hurt so much [Picture] [Dog lying on the ground crying bitterly] JPG.]

"What are you laughing at?" Shang Yi frowned as he frowned on the instant noodles.

"Ah?" Hearing this, he realized that he accidentally laughed out loud, and Tang Ke quickly stopped him.

He held the phone in one hand and a fork of instant noodles in the other, and some noodles were dangling on the fork.

Shang Yi was like a patriarch who didn't eat or sleep. When he stared at Tang Ke disapprovingly, Tang Ke's scalp went numb and he subconsciously put down his phone.

"Ah, I'm just..." Tang Ke put some cold noodles into his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Make money."

Shang Yi: "Have you sent it yet?"

He was asking about the antique world.

"That's right." Tang Ke said, "Mr. Shang, tell me the time. When do you want to work?"

Shang Yidao: "It's all fine."

Shang Yi: "Where is the shop?"

Tang Ke said, "This is it."

After the words fell, Shang Yi stopped talking, his eyes puzzled.

Tang Ke understood and tapped her living room with her chin: "Our house."

Shang Yi: "..."

Heh, this duplicity rabbit really wanted him to agree with him with his body. On the surface, he showed nothing but intentions, and started talking about our family.

It's really a dead duck with a hard mouth.

Shang Yi's heart became inexplicably clear: "You don't even have a decent shop, and you just let outsiders come here."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke, who had saved money for more than 50 years to buy a house: "I'm very poor. And the housing prices here are ridiculously high. Most people have been house slaves for 30 years."

After he finished speaking, he thought for a while, and overturned his first statement: "I'm actually very rich."

Tang Ke lowered her head and poked at the noodles: "Of course you black householder won't have these troubles."

Shang Yi: "..."

What black households and white households, he cheated money?

He has already owed a debt that can only be repaid in a year since he first arrived. If he has to pay it, who can do him?

It's still dark?

Inexplicably taking the blame, Shang Yifan said, "Hey, did I run away halfway with my debts in my pocket?"

Tang Ke looked up: "Huh?"

Shang Yi put down the instant noodle bucket and preached: "Did I not promise to work for you to earn money?"

Tang Ke swallowed the noodles lightly: "No."

Shang Yi spread his legs apart, put his elbows on his knees, crossed his fingers and leaned forward, very big: "I'm black?"

"cough!"

Tang Ke slid off the sofa and sat on the ground silently. He hugged the instant noodles into his arms as if seeking safety, pitiful and weak: "Bai."

Hearing this, Shang Yi finally nodded in satisfaction, took out the phone from his pocket, and stared at himself for several seconds from the black screen.

"Well," he said, "Baihu. Very beautiful."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke finally understood what the other party was talking about, but he didn't know how to explain the household registration to Shang Yi. After all, it wasn't like Weibo that could be used every day.

Besides, he hadn't met such a blatant yet beautiful and self-aware person for a long time.

The half-length silver-haired beauty admired her beauty, and Tang Ke felt it was a kind of enjoyment.

He thought: Forget it, Mr. Shang has such a strong learning ability, and he will understand it in a short time.

I just don't know if Shang Yi would be shy at that time.

"By the way," Shang Yi said, "Who is coming here in two days?"

Tang Ke replied, "Brother Lu. You guys met last time."

Shang Yi seemed to have a human figure in his mind, and confirmed: "That cat?"

Tang Ke nodded: "Yes."

The last meeting might have been a little unpleasant, Shang Yi frowned slightly, as if he was thinking of restraining himself a bit this time.

Shang Yi: "If it wasn't your friend, how would others find this place?"

Think about the first time I met Tan Se, Tang Ke directly told him his address when he privately messaged him.

So he said so too.

Shang Yi couldn't believe it: "Aren't you afraid of encountering bad guys?"

Tang Ke was embarrassed: "I haven't thought much about it."

After two months, Shang Yi naturally knew that Tang Ke was not that rich, but...

Shang Yi: "Is it really so tight?"

So poor that even his mind is as big as the sky.

After disagreeing for a long time, Shang Yi sighed and waved his hands: "Forget it. I will be here in the future."

He said: "You have to fully open the 'shop'."

Tang Ke shook her head: "No, the land is too expensive, so I won't buy it."

Shang Yi: "I know you are poor. Right here."

Tang Ke: "?"

On the second day, Shang Yi, who had been out of the house for a few times, but had already been familiar with it, made a signboard.

The signboard is five meters long and three meters wide, and the three characters "Antique World" written on it are elegant and elegant, and it can be seen that the characters are enlarged, traced and engraved by hand.

It is installed on the wall outside the balcony on the third floor of the small villa, which is very conspicuous.

Compared with the antique name, the style of the signboard is very modern, and it can be the most shining cub on the whole street immediately after turning on the electricity at night.

The one made by Shang Yi is a neon sign, with seven kinds of rainbow lights switching back and forth.

Not wanting to draw attention.

Shang Yidao: "It's quite beautiful."

Tang Ke: "..."

At night, Tang Ke stood outside the courtyard and looked up at the signboard to switch the rainbow, and asked Shang Yi, who was full of admiration, "Mr. Shang, are you not afraid that others will trouble me now?"

He said earlier that telling others the address was too ostentatious, and it was inevitable that there would be people looking for trouble on purpose, but now he directly installed a signboard in his home!

So crazy.

Shang Yi raised his eyebrows, casually: "I'm here, who dares to touch you?"