don't touch my ears sir

It's Shu Shu, not uncle: [I lost my temper, sorry.Everything is fine, Xiao Ke and I met 20 years ago. We grew up wearing a pair of pants, so we can save any boring suspicions.I am already on the set, and there is no delay in shooting. This situation will not happen again in the future. Thank you for your concern. 】

After the hot search was captured, everyone's attention has shifted from "Shu Shu has someone he likes and the other party doesn't love him, or there is a wave of sadomasochistic love between the two" to "Today Tang Ke terminated the contract and Shu Shu can still occupy The headlines, the two are indeed plastic brotherhood" conspiracy theory.

But for so many years in the circle, no one has fans to maintain.

Therefore, the fans of the two parties were instantly incited and began to pinch each other.

All of a sudden, there was a three-time actor who had many works but was very poor, and a beautiful vase with no works but a top-notch, and no one was clean "entertaining flowers, not a single leaf."

It caused a fishy smell all over.

Half an hour later, Shu Shu posted such a Weibo.

Saying that 20 years ago was only one-third of the amount, but they can't be monsters in the entertainment industry, and 20 years is already a number that cannot be ignored.

Besides, Tang Ke is "28" this year. Didn't she "grow up wearing the same pair of pants" 20 years ago?

As soon as this Weibo was posted, everyone resumed the initial topic, guessing who Shu Shu really liked, and stopped provoking him and Tang Ke.

Seeing the transfer of firepower, Shu Shu didn't care anymore.But as soon as the phone was turned off, the screen came back on again.

It was Tang Ke's call.

"...Zai Zai?" Before the afternoon show started, Shu Shu went to put on makeup and answered the phone.

Seeing that the person was finally in the service area, Tang Ke immediately said, "Shu Shu, are you okay? I keep calling you and you don't answer."

Shu Shu didn't speak, but took the phone away from his ear and glanced at it.

A new call has come in.

Before waiting for the voice from the other side, Tang Ke was puzzled: "Shu Shu?"

"It's okay," Shu Shu answered the call again and explained, "Lumao is calling me."

Tang Ke said "ohhh", before he could ask what's going on today, as if Lu Shang was in a hurry, Shu Shu immediately said, "Well, I'll answer Lumao's call first. I'm fine, don't worry .”

Now that we've talked about this, Tang Ke can't say anything more.

But after hanging up the phone, Shu Shu didn't pick up Shangshi either.

The ringing of the incoming call was still ringing, Shu Shu pursed his lips as if he didn't hear it, and there was only one thought in his mind.

In the end, I didn't get to meet him, he was so ruthless.

At that time, the sigh was light but obvious, but the man didn't say a word, not even a syllable.

But just a sigh can be regarded as proof that he has appeared.Half a Rabbit Tang Keke: [I'm out of the circle, don't stare at me!Don't destroy the relationship between me and my friends, this is the bottom line. 】

Shu Shu is [-] years old, so he has his own discretion in what he wants to do. Although Tang Ke doesn't know what's going on at the moment, if the other party doesn't want to talk about it, of course he won't ask too much.

As long as people are okay.

After posting Weibo, Tang Ke stopped thinking about it.

"Slap".Tang Ke was taken aback, and then remembered that there was someone else at home, so he looked up towards the bathroom.

Instead of using demon power like when he first came here, Shang Yi is trying his best to get used to the life here. He wipes his hair with a towel, and walks slowly towards the sofa with his eyelashes down.

The embarrassment that happened before taking a bath has almost dissipated. Tang Ke glanced at the time reflexively, and said without thinking: "Mr. Shang, you can take a bath for more than an hour in broad daylight?"

Shang Yi: "..."

"Slap!", Shang Yi threw the towel on Tang Ke's head angrily, covering his eyes. In an instant, Tang Ke's nostrils were filled with the familiar smell of shampoo.

The two of them obviously used the same body wash and shampoo, so why does it feel that they don't smell to the same degree?

Every time Tang Ke finished washing, she felt unscented.

Mr. Keshang's... smells so good.

"What are you doing?" Tang Ke tore off the towel.When he regained his sight, Shang Yi was already sitting on the sofa dignifiedly playing with his mobile phone.

Just now when he came out, Xiao Yao's expression was not very good, he didn't feel like he was all right.

In 10 minutes, Shang Yi had already figured out the ins and outs of what happened during the more than an hour in his bath.

He said, "Shu Shu?"

Tang Ke was taken aback: "Huh?"

Shang Yi was puzzled: "You two are friends? Then why are you..." He thought about the name of the group: "Fans still scold you?"

Tang Ke understood what he was talking about, peeled off a big white rabbit toffee, and explained: "My friend and I are two people, most of the fans are our own fans, and they don't like both of us at the same time, so I and Opponent fans sometimes fight too."

"Tsk," Shang Yi frowned, looking quite speechless, but he didn't want to comment on this kind of behavior, he just taught Tang Ke a lesson: "Bastard oiran, what are kids in their teens doing for such a thankless thing, humiliating themselves."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke, who is 99 years old but still a baby in the monster, nodded: "Mr. Shang said so."

This nod made him a little ashamed.

Shang Yi ignored him and started checking Weibo again.

Ninety percent of Tang Ke's Weibo comments were praises for his good looks, and the remaining ten percent were not uncommon in recent days.

It's all stupid words.for example:

Oh, I remind you that you are dead: [The little boy surnamed Tang hasn't starved to death yet?He looks so good-looking?It made me sick, so ugly! [vomit]】

Shang Yi couldn't hold back his "tsk" at this presumptuous and thoughtless remark, and by the way, he raised his eyes to glance at Tang Ke who stuffed the third milk candy into his mouth.

The white chin is a bit thin and looks slightly pointed, but the curvature is just right, surprisingly beautiful.

It should be because of being too white, or it might be malnutrition. The color of his lips is not very red, only a little darker than pink, but they look very soft.

"Little demon," Shang Yi said, "Aren't you a little self-aware?"

He has been watching that little mouth move "bajibaji" for a long time.

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke consciously offered two candies and said, "Here."

Shang Yi stretched out his hand to take it, and said in his heart: "Indeed, what's so interesting."

The leader of the big demon has lived for 10,000+ years, except for looking in the mirror, he feels that he is not bad—the unique beauty in the sky and on the earth.I have never thought that any living thing looked good.

Then he ate the toffee and wrote a string of characters under that comment with the handwriting input method like "flowing clouds and flowing water".

@商一不是商一Comment @Oh remind you that you are dead: [Where are the eyes?There are only two holes left on the nose? 】

"Shangyi is not Shangyi" is the ID that Shangyi tried eleven times, but the screen did not prompt "the name is already taken" before it was finally successfully registered.

So he kind of likes it.

Shang Yi made several remarks under the name of "not me", and finally felt a little tired, so he stopped without saying anything.

"Little demon."

Tang Ke looked up from the phone: "What's the matter?"

Shang Yi: "Didn't you say earlier that whether the Wordless Heavenly Book can work or not depends on your antique industry?"

Tang Ke nodded: "Yes."

At present, Shang Yi is still familiar with the present world, neither of them is in a hurry for success, and has not made an announcement in the antique world.

"Just yours... is it a shop? Why is it called Antique World?"

As soon as these words came out, Tang Ke was strangely silent.

After a while, Shang Yi frowned, and then asked "Huh?" in doubt.

Tang Ke remembered the wording he often said to Tan Se and the others, and was a little flustered, but when asked suddenly, his mind was a little empty, and he couldn't think of a new reason.After thinking about it, Tang Ke's mouth was quicker than his brain: "Because I am a half-demon, and I can only deal with monsters."

Shang Yi said "hmm" and signaled him to continue.

Tang Ke's voice was obviously lowered: "They are all monsters who have lived for many years, they are old antiques."

Tang Ke's voice was like a mosquito, as if she meant something: "Why are you pretending to be tender?"

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi: "?"

Shang Yi: "..."

He understood.

well.

Shang Yi: "Oh."

Tang Ke: "..."

Scary.

Tang Ke quickly said, "I never thought you would come here..."

"Tch." Shang Yi dismissed it, and interrupted him with a single syllable.

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke's demon power was weak, and his face was so calm that he almost cried.

"Mr. Shang, you..."

"What are you?" Shang Yi stared at Tang Ke and finally didn't dare to look into his eyes anymore, with a very unhappy expression: "I'm very old?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke waved her hands violently and shook her head: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no."

Shang Yi's tone was harsh: "Then what honorific title do you call?"

Tang Ke panicked: "Stop barking, stop barking..."

Shang Yi frowned, and asked again: "I'm not young and beautiful enough?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke stammered: "Enough oh oh oh... Enough!"

Shang Yi was finally satisfied, nodded with ease on his face, and picked up the phone again.

When I saw Tang Ke's live video today on Weibo—a clip recorded by someone else.Shang Yi was surprised.

He was dazzled by the bullet chatting all over the screen, and he didn't know whether to look at the previous one or the next one.

Until he heard Tang Ke say: "My eldest cousin..."

Not long after he breathed a sigh of relief, just like during the live broadcast, Tang Ke, who was publicly executed with the sound of his mobile phone playing: "..."

Shang Yi, who was in a better mood just now, was suddenly laughed out of anger, and began to sneer at Tang Ke's head: "While saying that I am an antique, what are you pretending to be? Pretending to be young? At the same time, I am your big cousin , You know a lot, little bastard? Are you ready to say anything?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke pretended to be dead, Tang Ke was ridiculed and blushed.

But Tang Ke regretted the decision to teach Shang Yi how to play with mobile phones in the first place.

Ah──how embarrassing.