don't touch my ears sir

After hastily teaching Shang Yi how to use the bathtub and shower, Tang Ke sat in the living room attentively.

Thinking about the animal world that can't be placed in the living room now, and he doesn't have a mobile phone to play with, he had no choice but to turn on the computer to browse the monster forum.

Who knew this brush would be incredible.

His "Antique World" post a few days ago was pushed to the top of the forum.

The reason was that in the two years since the antique world became famous, the three familiar IDs were always the few who grabbed the quota.

No one else's once!

Lu Shangshi who commented "I!" in 0.2 seconds was stunned.

Ah, I'm going crazy. Reply Meow: [What are you?How many times is this the first time you have no points in your heart?Can you give someone else a chance! 】

After a series of ellipsis, 12 hours ago, Lu Shangshi replied again: 【Blame me for the speed of your hands? 】

His original intention was just to ridicule others for their slow hand speed, and to blame others for being worthless.Unexpectedly, one sentence caused a thousand waves of waves, and the people below were enraged, and a bunch of [single for many years] went to battle one by one.

A punch is hard to beat with two hands, not to mention how many pairs there are on the other side. Lu Shangshi teaches and educates people, and he takes the gentle route, so his name has finally learned to be good.

He became a "dead person" directly, and there was no movement.

But after such a beginning, the matter began to develop out of control.

Everyone is asking "Shangyi" to reserve more places when it is not busy. After all, it is not the only one who wants to "go back and have a look".In addition, more than one person is curious about Shang Yi.

But the counterfeit Tang Ke didn't say he just saw it today, even if he saw it from the beginning, he wouldn't show up.

Tan Se is right, this "job" can't be done, and he has never taken over a strange customer. He feels that he will be beaten to death.

If you really do it, you may have to be "cut by a thousand knives" for the first time you open it.

But I don't know if it's because Tang Ke hasn't shown up all the time, but the trend in the antique world has gradually changed from anticipation.

Speechless: [My God, no one really believes that Shang Yi is the master of the antique world, right?Shang Yi is a paper man, have you forgotten? 】

Brother Xing Mingming: [Yes, I did not forget.So I don't know which liar is using Shangyi as a gimmick in order to make money. It's really wicked, whoever believes it is stupid. 】

Your physical strength, your mother-in-law: [@喵喵@很妹人@千年狐狐 is still playing in Liaozhai, what about the three of you. 】

Tang Ke: "..."

The accounts of Lu Shangshi, Tan Se, and Shu Shu in the antique world were respectively targeted by Aite.

At this time, in the [Dancing Demons] group.

Nuan Nan: [There are still people scolding me in the monster forum [The dog is wronged and crying] JPG.]

Mortal: [Then you and Lu Shang are used to this, you bastard?I'm so fucking filming!It's not enough for mere mortals to scold me, even the same kind will not let me go, this is a bad thing [Fox Angry Airplane Ears] JPG.]

Nuan Nan: [Can you stop pronouncing Shang Shang's name backwards all the time, I reasonably suspect that you are illiterate [smile]]

Nuan Nan: 【Also, whoever is most used to bastards knows in his heart, dares to act or not, and still wants to play Liaozhai? [Golden Retriever gives a wicked smile]JPG.】

Mortal: [@喵～, this dog doesn’t seem to bite you very much, just take care]

After being attacked, Tan Se was honest for a while, but Lu Shangshi never showed up.

It was only six o'clock when I left Tang Ke's house, and it was still dark.

And Tang Ke's house is not far from Lu Shangshi's house, which is the distance from this high-end neighborhood to that high-end neighborhood.

But it was "not far away", Lu Shangshi drove from 07 o'clock to 30:[-] and still didn't get home.

Until the phone kept "buzzing" several times.

Lu Shangshi turned on the phone, did not read the message first, but opened the gallery and clicked on a picture.

It was taken by Tang Ke standing outside the window when he came out of Tang Ke's house.

Five minutes later, their wish was finally fulfilled, and Lu Shangshi appeared.

Meow~: [[Picture]]

Tan Se replied almost instantly: [...Who is this? [very sour]】

Nuannan: [How do you feel that you have seen this outfit before? 】

Nuan Nan: [Shang Shang came back from the bunny's house?How is he not crazy]

Lu Shangshi didn't know which sentence to reply to him, but Shu Shu was a step ahead of him, and picked a question from Tan Se and answered it.

Mortal: [hot search. 】

Warm Man: [Oh! 】

Nuannan: [I remembered! 】

He was about to ask who it was again when Lu Shangshi's second message happened to come over.

Meow~: [Business One. 】

Meow~: [the person in the picture]

After the century-like silence, Tan Se and Shu Shu were crazy about Aite Tangke. If Lu Shangshi hadn't replied "His phone is broken" in the full screen of "Rabbit", they would have been crazy until tomorrow.

Tang Ke didn't know anything about the situation in the group. After browsing the monster forum, she knew that she had been labeled as a liar, so she didn't have the nerve to come out to "clarify".

"Clarification" is to clarify the truth, how dare he.

"pat".

The bathroom door opened.It doesn't matter what is clarified or not.

Tang Ke subconsciously turned off the computer and looked up, but her eyes froze as soon as she cast them.

He never thought that such a person would come to the house before, even if Tang Ke had clean pajamas, he didn't take them out, because Shang Yi must be too small to wear them.

But as if she had a foresight, Tang Ke's family had clothes of Shang Yi's size.

──Actually, when he wanted to learn design, he first learned to design clothes.

I thought it would be successful. After all, he has done so many jobs and is very "skillful", but he seriously overestimated himself on the road of design. When Tan Se saw the paintings, half of the masters were almost beaten up on the spot. .

But Tang Ke designed it according to her height of nearly 190 and her perfect body proportions. She worked hard...although nothing was done in the end.

But Tang Ke felt that it was a pity that it could not be done.

Since then, there have always been two sets of clothes of this size at home, just like reminding myself that the past of "hand waste" really existed.

It can be regarded as self-deception to complete this wicked regret.

It’s just that it’s all like this and I don’t see how much he cares about it. It’s fine if he can’t design it, and the ones he bought are rough. The upper and lower clothes are the simplest white shirt and long trousers.

Carry self-deception straight to the end!

But the simplest shirt and trousers were on Shang Yi's body, but they were unexpectedly not simple, and the eye-catching slim fit fit.

He took off his ancient clothes, and his legs that were not only straight but also overgrown were wrapped in trousers... Tang Ke didn't even bat an eye.

Tang Ke thought, just after washing, how clean the water can be wiped, there must be some wet places on the shirt, so his eyes moved up.The shirt was clean and flat, without any wrinkles at first glance.

Tang Ke: "..."

I don't know what Shang Yi saw in this look, he said: "I used demon power to dry myself."

Tang Ke: "..."

Looking further up, sure enough, the hair is all dry, and...

Tang Ke opened her eyes slightly, and stood up from the sofa with a bad expression: "Mr. Shang, why did you..."

I saw that Shang Yi's long hair disappeared after taking a shower, replaced by half-length hair that only covered his ears.

When he had long hair, he kept it obediently behind his back, and Shang Yi didn't care much about it, but when he had half-long hair, the hair on both sides of the temples blocked his face very disturbingly, and even affected his sight when he lowered his head.

Realizing this, he grabbed half of his long hair casually, and tied half of it with a red string that came out of nowhere.

The red rope was a bit long, and after it was tied, there were two half-length tails that were attached to the silver hair as hair.

His hair is short, and there are always people who don't listen to the red rope. There are still a few strands of hair falling down on his forehead to cover some eyebrows and eyes.

Messy, but conspicuously beautiful.

If a glamorous person tidies up like this, in addition to being beautiful, they may also look a bit motherly.

But Shang Yi has sharp edges and corners, and his jaw line can be described without deliberately looking from the side. His brown eyes are often indifferent, and he doesn't bother to stare at "you and other mortals", even with eyebrows. A fierce air that cannot be ignored.

At this time, the scarlet moles don't seem to be cinnabar scarlet anymore, like fresh blood that is close to scab.

Such a Shang Yi will be called "good-looking" by others, but he never dares to say that he is "beautiful".

In comparison, the long-haired Shang Yi turned out to be softer.

And Tang Ke didn't dare to say the phrase "why did you lose your hair", for fear that the Wannian monster would stare at him for "revenge".

It's just that he obviously underestimated Shang Yi's stomach.

Realizing the look in his eyes, Shang Yi said: "It's not cut, it's because of the demon power. I think you all have this kind of dress here."

He raised his hand and scratched his hair, frowning slightly in an unaccustomed manner.

"But like you..." He stared at the neat hair on Tang Ke's head, not agreeing, "I'm not used to it."

Tang Ke: "..."

"You'll be safe now." Shang Yi looked down at the clothes he was wearing for the first time. Although he felt strange, he didn't feel uncomfortable: "I'll pay off the debt first."

Tang Ke answered immediately: "Give it to me?"

Shang nodded.

Tang Ke's eyes lit up, as if she was afraid of people's repentance, she spoke quickly: "I don't want to ask more about the place where you lived before, but since Mr. Shang is here now, and he doesn't seem to be familiar with it, if you meet someone else It's also like the same as when I just met me. Others will definitely think you are... crazy. So you don't have to go out to find work. You can work for me directly, and you can spend as much as you like here. Can you see it?"

Shang Yi: "..."

This pile of words sounds really difficult, but Shang Yi understands the general meaning.

The little demon said that in this world, compared with everyone else, he looks like a lunatic.

Xiao Yao also said that instead of going out to find work to earn money, it is better to follow him directly.

There is food to eat, water to drink and land to live.

but……

Shang Yilue pondered for a moment, wondering if he misunderstood Tang Ke's meaning.

"Familiar with this place, try not to be too out of place, I will try my best and do it as soon as possible, and I will definitely not deny the money I owe." Shang Yi looked serious and serious: "But I think there is still something to do with the body. It’s been a while, not too bad.”

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke: "?"

Tang Ke: "..."