don't touch my ears sir

"Tang Ke..."

Shifting back and forth, Lu Shangshi really didn't know who to look at, so he could only ask for a reply.

He knew this strange man, the "Dad" who was on the hot search with Tang Ke that day.

The clothes and hair are definitely right, as for the stunning beauty, I will not comment on it.

So he asked, "Your father?"

"Cough!" Tang Ke had just recovered from Shang Yi's swearing, and finally calmed down and took a sip of soy milk, choking on these two words, which made her heart ache.

After a while, his eyes were red from coughing. Seeing this reaction, Lu Shangshi knew that he had said something wrong, so he quickly patted his back.

But Shang Yi heard it, and huge doubts spread in his heart, waiting for Tang Ke's breathing to stabilize.

He murmured and repeated as if confirming: "Your father?...Me?"

"Ahem!" Tang Ke grabbed the soy milk vigorously. Maybe the hand was too hard, and some of the soy milk spilled out and splashed on the back of his hand.

Shang Yi: "..."

With the milky white "tea" and the cold white back of the hand, Shang Yi didn't know whose white was slightly better.

It's just that the little demon looks soft and weak, but the blue-purple blood vessels on the back of the hand are slightly protruding, adhering to the cold white skin, which has a special beauty.

After looking at it for a while, Shang Yi withdrew his inexplicably "sexy gaze", and from the corner of his eye saw a package of things on the soft bench with half a soft "handkerchief" exposed.

Shang Yi saw it during the day, and he heard someone call it paper-drawing.

Shang Yi took one and threw it at Tang Ke's hand in disgust: "Wipe your paws clean."

After speaking, he took a step back.

"You don't need to say thank you, don't say anything." Shang Yi said indifferently.

Tang Ke, who wanted to survive coughing, wanted to say thank you, but when she heard this, she glanced at Shang Yi with bright red eyes and nodded.

Thank you so much.

Lu Shangshi: "..."

He didn't quite understand the scene.

About 10 minutes later, Tang Ke sat down like a clock and finished the last half cup of soy milk.After drinking, he directly skipped the topic of "your father", and asked Shang Yi softly, "Mr. Shang, do you want tea?"

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Shang...

This man won't be called Shang Yi, right?

Lu Shangshi saw the silver-haired man glance at the food in front of them, and said: "You eat, I can do it myself."

Tang Ke nodded, but really didn't move anymore.

Shang Yi took a clean glass by himself, and stayed far away from the two people in the living room.He poured himself a cup of tea like Tang Ke did the previous two times, and poured another cup after drinking it in one gulp.

Lu Shangshi: "..."

In the past ten years of knowing Tang Ke, Lu Shangshi was sure that they had never met this Mr. Shang, and Tan Se and the others were the same, otherwise when Tang Ke was on the hot search with this person that day, the group would not have been so lively.

But judging by Tang Ke's performance today, the two of them really don't look like they just met today, at least they have met a few times.

But what kind of virtue does this person speak?Live in ancient times?

But Tang Ke looked as if... not to mention repelling, she was very receptive.

Lu Shangshi frowned, picked up the glasses on the table and put them on, stood up and planned to meet Mr. Shang.

But as soon as he stood up, he only took two steps, as if he knew his intention, Shang Yi immediately took the initiative and said indifferently: "Don't move, stay away from me."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

"Cough!" For some unknown reason, Tang Ke started coughing again.

Shang Yi frowned at him, Tang Ke subconsciously covered half of her face with the empty soy milk cup, as if trying to reduce her presence.

Tang Ke, who was hiding behind the soy milk cup, was full of thoughts, and he really started to say "stay away from me" because of his frigidity.

Having no time to talk to this impolite little demon, to find out what the cat was thinking, Mr. Shang impatiently reported his family name: "Shang Yi."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

It's one thing to guess in your heart, it's another to hear it with your own ears.

Lu Shangshi stopped in his tracks, and didn't care about his impoliteness, he just looked down at Tang Ke with questioning and confirming eyes.

Tang Ke's Tianling Gai sensed that someone was watching, he raised his head, and asked in a low voice, "Did I say it in the group?"

I said it, but who would believe it!

Lu Shangshi closed his eyes, thinking about the way Shang Yi walked through the door just now, he used hundreds of years of self-cultivation to suppress his desire to curse: "Mr. Shang, 10,000+ years old?"

After knowing the other party's name, two very simple words, I don't know why I just can't say them.

Hearing this, Shang Yi replied: "Why, I look too young?"

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Why do you say such things when you look in your twenties?

"Tch," Shang Yi didn't laugh, but just snorted softly: "Compared with the cultivation base of five hundred years old, Shang is indeed superior."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Tang Ke: "..."

Feeling that he might be shot while lying down, and intending to let Lu Shangshi digest the fact that the merchant in the antique world has died, Tang Ke silently got up to clean up his job and wanted to put things in the kitchen.

When he came out after 5 minutes, Lu Shangshi was no longer in the living room.

Tang Ke searched back and forth twice, wondering why Lu Shangshi left without telling him.

"Where's Brother Lu?" He asked Shang Yi who was sitting on the sofa drinking tea.

Shang Yi didn't even lift his eyelids: "Let's go."

"..." I knew I was leaving, but I didn't know why, Tang Ke said "hmm" in a long voice, and was about to ask again.

Then Shang Yi said again: "Maybe I didn't like what I said, so he left. When he got to the door, he realized that I was also an outsider, so he wanted to invite me to go with him."

"..." Tang Ke raised his hand to touch his hair, and asked, "And then?"

Shang Yi was puzzled: "Then he left alone."

Tang Ke: "..."

"Oh," Shang Yi understood what he meant, and said the whole sentence: "I told him that I want to pay off the debt here, and let him come and go by himself, so as not to be an eyesore."

Tang Ke: "..."

Why does this little demon have an expression of not knowing what to say all night?

Shang Yi straightened his long hair, smoothed out the blown hair, and asked, "Do you have a good date?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke: "!"

After being stunned for a moment, Tang Ke suspected that he had heard wrong, and then he stammered: "Shen Enen... what?"

The face of the person sitting on the opposite sofa was indifferent, and Tang Ke was dumbfounded. As an old antique who doesn't know what era it is now, how could Mr. Shang... understand this so much?

What is this inadvertently revealing?Seeing that the other person's eyes really gradually turned into understanding, Tang Ke hurriedly said, "My brother! That's my brother."

... boring.Shang Yi nodded, and said "hmm" without interest.

After tonight came, Shang Yi seemed to be on fire all the time. It could be seen from the collapse of his persona as soon as he entered the door. Tang Ke couldn't figure out what had offended him, so she asked cautiously: "Shang Yi Sir, did you encounter something unpleasant when you went out this time?"

Sure enough, Shang Yi's face turned dark when he mentioned this.

Last night I drank tea and went out. There were not many people late at night, so Shang Yi could "do whatever he wants" with his wordless book.

It stands to reason that if he really wants to find his deep mountains and old forests, he can just go out at night, but he is not familiar with this place at all, and he is afraid that he will not be able to go back for a while, and wants to get a comprehensive understanding of the people here.

After being here for three days, he has learned a lot. He has roughly understood what mobile phones and computers are.

But why are the people here so "enthusiastic"?

Shang Yi gritted his teeth: "Why do people always come with a square box, which is the mobile phone you told me about yesterday, and want to...take pictures with me?" He thought for a while, and that's what those people said.After thinking for a long time, he finally thought of a word to evaluate the bold behavior of these people: "Shameless!"

Compared with Big Brother's sincere efforts to prevent him from "suicide" that night, these people are too much!

annoying.

Tang Ke: "..."

Shang Yi: "If I hadn't run fast, they would have bumped into me!"

Tang Ke: "..."

So as soon as he entered the door, he patted his clothes angrily and cursed, his hair was messed up.

Shang Yi said: "I am clean and self-conscious, and I hate people getting close to me the most in my life. You are such a living thing, dirty."

Tang Ke: "..."

Translated, does it mean frigidity?Don't talk about men and women, as long as they live, it won't work.

All those involved have stamped themselves so decisively, Tang Ke was afraid that she would also get an emotionless "stay away from me", so she stopped calmly when she was going to sit on the sofa, and stepped back sensibly two steps.

This small movement could not escape the eyes of the big monster in the living room. He gave Tang Ke a strange look, and his brows furrowed slightly without knowing what it meant.

And Tang Ke was still staring straight at him, as if sizing up and probing, very annoying!

Shang Yi: "..."

For the third time, Shang Yi's face became inexplicably hot, and it was even more obvious that his heart beat faster than usual.

This is not normal.

Shang Yi wanted him to stop watching it, but for some reason, he was not too willing to say it.

Because after thinking about it, if Tang Ke really didn't watch it... he was even more irritable.

But now Tang Ke kept watching, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

About a quarter of an hour later, Shang Yi raised his hand to touch his face with the back of his hand, his tone could not be said to be fierce, but it was definitely not good: "Xiao Yao, why are you staring at me like this?"

"Ah?" Being questioned, Tang Ke didn't move his eyes away. Instead, he said truthfully, "Mr. Shang... looks like a fairy, let me see."

Shang Yi: "..."

The wordless heavenly book, the spiritual tool in the consciousness, is about to move, and Shang Yi seems to want to throw people into it to let it fend for itself.

He stabilized his figure and stood up, not caring about being stared at, and not looking at the little demon anymore, and said in a serious tone, "I'm dirty."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke: "?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke finally stared at the person without reason, and looked away shyly.

"Mr. Shang," he blushed, and said softly, "I just saw you two..."

"I saw too many things today, I want to take a bath." Before Tang Ke could finish speaking, Shang Yi said again.

Tang Ke: "..."

It seems that Shang Yi met a lot of "photographers" today, otherwise his expression would not be like this... heartbroken.

After realizing what the other party's "dirty" was expressing, Tang Ke blushed even more.

He lowered his head, turned around and walked to the bathroom: "I'll get you some water, and I'll call you when I'm done."

Passing by, from the corner of the eye, I saw Shang Yi frowning and pinching his sleeves, sniffing far, far away under the tip of his nose, and then, with a face full of resistance and disgust, "I can't wait to chop myself off" His arm was "dislocated" and hung down.

"It's so dirty." Shang Yi commented on himself like this, almost lifeless.

Before drinking saliva, he would say thank you, but now he is so dirty that he can't even think of saying "thank you".

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke quickened her pace, almost jogging to drain the water.