Dude, don't you eat candy?
Chapter 20
Under the bright and warm light, the delicious food on the tablecloth wafted with fragrance, and there was cheerful laughter in the TV. The three of them sat in a circle, forming a warm picture.
Zheng Guohui scratched his face after learning about the battle between the two of them just now, and prepared to fool the gaffe just now with a haha.
"It turned out to be like this, Xiao Jiang, you snatched Yezi's clothes to wear because you had no clothes. We have lived together for so long, so it's okay if you don't wear them. Crawling around."
Jiang Xuchao recalled the scene just now, and they obviously didn't quarrel, so he said strangely: "It's normal, what do you think we are doing?"
"I thought you guys were doing... fighting, fighting!"
Zheng Guohui almost slipped his tongue.
Bai Ye thought to himself: This turning point is a bit blunt.
You definitely wanted to say "do.i" before, right?
He smoothed things over and said: "Okay, don't talk about this, if you don't eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."
"But it's weird to eat without pants, and it's easy to drip on your legs."
Jiang Xuchao was a little distressed, and immediately said to Zheng Guohui, who had already pinched a chicken leg and started eating, "Old Zheng, let's play a little game before dinner? You play boxing games with me, and if I lose, eat as you are now. If you lose Just give me your pants."
Zheng Guohui almost choked, and asked:
"...Do you really have no idea about my alluring body? I treat you like a brother, and you actually want to unzip me!?"
Jiang Xuchao spat in disgust: "Bah! What a fart!"
"Maybe you still miss me..." Zheng Guohui whispered, full of confidence in himself.
Jiang Xuchao folded his hands on his chest and nodded high: "Then I'm afraid I'm going to be crushed to death just like your suit. Didn't you just say 'we live together for so long, it's okay if you don't wear it', since you think pants are not It's important, let me wear it for a while, what's the matter?"
Zheng Guohui: Brotherhood is precious, and the price of chastity is even higher!
He coughed: "Anyway, I won't do things that are not good for me! The one who wears the most is obviously Ye Zi, why don't you look for him?"
"Didn't I take all of Yezi's clothes, and I accidentally caught his fingers in the zipper, and if I took the pants, wouldn't I be a white-eyed wolf..." Jiang Xuchao scratched his head and muttered.
Bai Ye couldn't help laughing, thinking that this little idiot has a conscience.
"Take a napkin and put it on. The big deal is to take a shower. Anyway, we have a water heater."
When the water heater was mentioned, Jiang Xuchao and Zheng Guohui shuddered secretly.
The former is guilty of hiding things, while the latter is guilty of discovering that others have hidden things.
"It's easy to say, let's put a napkin on it, and let's eat!" Jiang Xuchao's back was covered with sweat, and he didn't dare to say more. He picked up a steak and stuffed it into his mouth, "Yeah~ delicious, Chewy and fragrant!"
Zheng Guohui echoed: "That's right, that's right, what are you talking about, eat quickly!"
"……Um?"
Bai Ye glanced sideways, why did the two of them react a little strangely when the water heater was mentioned, what happened?
Seeing that the two were so engrossed in eating that they didn't even look up at the "Doraemon" playing on TV, he didn't continue to ask, and planned to wait a while and quietly go to see what's wrong with the water heater.
A tablecloth of delicacies, although it looks like a lot, but it can't stand the three young and strong boys Huo Huo.
In just 10 minutes, there was only a pile of clean bones left on the grilled chicken, the steak was eaten with the bread dipped in the soup, and a pile of cartons and plastic boxes were arranged into a hill.
Jiang Xuchao and Zheng Guohui wiped their mouths with wet wipes, leaned back on the sofa and laughed while watching TV.
But what follows is the part that Bai Ye is most looking forward to and has been thinking about for a long time.
He said with a smile, "This is a rare opportunity. Shall we play a few big adventures?"
Jiang Xuchao: "Aren't you telling the truth?"
After all, generally speaking, this game is called "Truth or Dare", and now it is too much to cut off half of the game, right?
Bai Ye raised Jiang Xuchao's chin, and said in a mysterious tone: "Of course it's because I have so many secrets in my heart that I can't reveal. Mysterious men are the most interesting, aren't they?"
The latter gently patted the former's mischievous hand away, and muttered, "What's so mysterious about mixing together every day, you can smell the smell of sweat."
There is only one last fig leaf between the two of them.
Zheng Guohui couldn't help raising his middle finger.
"Good guy, I also want to ask you what your pen name is, what kind of article you wrote, and which website you serialized it on! You are too cunning!"
Bai Ye said innocently: "But I don't think you have any information that I want to know? In addition, the three of us, including Su Chen, have been single for more than [-] years. It's not a secret here. The truth-telling session , isn’t the most interesting thing about emotional experiences? Do we have any?”
As soon as the words fell, the scene seemed to be windy and bleak, and the atmosphere suddenly cooled down a bit. Su Chen, who was still lying on his gun far away, sneezed loudly.
Although it is a school grass dormitory, the mother-fetal solo of all members is really sorry for the favor of the majority of male and female compatriots!
"The old man is not a devil, and he won't come up with any too difficult big adventure questions. At most, it's just a little joke to add to the fun, such as..."
Bai Ye glanced at Jiang Xuchao seemingly, with a playful arc on his mouth, "Let you record 'Husband, answer the phone' for me, and then I will use this recording as the ringtone of your mobile phone, and you will be able to experience a wave of different people. It’s a feeling of death before being present.”
"Hey! Take the bamboo shoots!"
Zheng Guohui just imagined that scene, and his hair stood on end.
Jiang Xuchao was angry, but the angle of anger was a bit strange.
"Good guy, from your tone, you think I won't win, right? I won the title of King of Fighters by playing hardcore fighting games!"
"So what? Can it change the fact that you are a non-chief? I don't know who it is, but I always lose to me in boxing games." Bai Ye shrugged frivolously, taunting wildly to attract hatred, "You can refuse to participate, if you If you think you can't win...heh~"
Jiang Xuchao laughed back in anger, his eyes were on fire, and when he squeezed his fist, there was a burst of "crackling" sound.
"Yezi, you can't be so arrogant, and you can't be so absolute in your words. Maybe I, a non-chief, can win you in the first fight!"
Bai Ye showed a disdainful expression of "listen to your nonsense".
The blue veins on Jiang Xuchao's forehead twitched, and he said with a ferocious face:
"If I win, then you have to use a coquettish tone and say to me 'Husband, answer the phone~', and then I will use it as the ringtone of the mobile phone, and you will die immediately when you call!"
Bai Ye raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of smiles.
"That's it? Heh~ You think I'm afraid of you?"
"Prick, prick, prick~"
The two looked at each other, and there seemed to be thunder and lightning, and a smell of gunpowder ignited in the air.
The two raised their fists at the same time.
Bai Ye: "Get ready, three..."
Zheng Guohui, who was once again forgotten, also raised his hand to punch.
Jiang Xuchao suddenly said in a deep voice: "Old Zheng, this is a one-on-one battle between me and Yezi! You are the referee!"
"Ok."
Zheng Guohui sat upright, with a cute face.
Bai Ye: "...two, one!"
Jiang Xuchao threw out his fist.
And Bai Ye...
Out of the scissors.
Jiang Xuchao was overjoyed, with his hands on his hips, the entangled resentment in his heart finally dissipated.
Who dares to say that he is a non-chief in the future.
"Hahaha——Yezi! I won! Let you talk big! You must be punished!"
He happily took out his mobile phone and asked Bai Ye to record.
"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, hum~"
Bai Ye snorted a few times, as if he was reluctant, and could not hide the cunning of the plan in his eyes.
He understood Jiang Xuchao's habits, whether in the parallel world or here, the opponent's fist must be the first to be thrown in the game of guessing.
He cleared his throat, and said in a sexy and lingering voice as if attracted by gravity:
"Honey, answer the phone~"
Zheng Guohui on the side felt that his eardrum was resonated by an electric current, which went straight to the brain, and Su's scalp felt numb.
Darling, this is not "reluctant", it's too voodoo.
Didn't you say it was premeditated?
Jiang Xuchao was very high-spirited, and didn't feel that something was wrong, so he directly used the recording as the ringtone of his mobile phone. As soon as Bai Ye called, he could hear it!
"Okay, I won! Don't play anymore! Feel free~ I'll take a shower~"
Jiang Xuchao skipped and left the scene, and he could feel the cheerful atmosphere from the back.
Zheng Guohui watched this scene, hesitated to speak:
Think about it carefully, did Xiao Jiang really take advantage of it?
Looking at Bai Ye again, his expression was calm, but there was a clear smile in his eyes, he seemed to be in a very good mood, and the entanglement just now seemed to be just an illusion.
"Yezi, you..."
Bai Ye's tone rose slightly: "What?"
Zheng Guohui: "Forget it, it's okay."
Xiao Jiang, that little idiot, is no match for Yezi, an old fox with a deep mind, who is still helping to count the money after being sold.
When the time comes, Yezi will make a phone call, who will die first!
What's more, Yezi is a full-time author and doesn't go out very much!
"Then let me tidy up the scene first. Old Zheng, you are watching TV. I don't need any help."
Bai Ye got up, packed the tablecloth, and walked towards the kitchen, not mentioning the matter of continuing the big adventure.
Opposite the kitchen is the laundry room.
Zheng Guohui scratched his face after learning about the battle between the two of them just now, and prepared to fool the gaffe just now with a haha.
"It turned out to be like this, Xiao Jiang, you snatched Yezi's clothes to wear because you had no clothes. We have lived together for so long, so it's okay if you don't wear them. Crawling around."
Jiang Xuchao recalled the scene just now, and they obviously didn't quarrel, so he said strangely: "It's normal, what do you think we are doing?"
"I thought you guys were doing... fighting, fighting!"
Zheng Guohui almost slipped his tongue.
Bai Ye thought to himself: This turning point is a bit blunt.
You definitely wanted to say "do.i" before, right?
He smoothed things over and said: "Okay, don't talk about this, if you don't eat, it won't taste good when it's cold."
"But it's weird to eat without pants, and it's easy to drip on your legs."
Jiang Xuchao was a little distressed, and immediately said to Zheng Guohui, who had already pinched a chicken leg and started eating, "Old Zheng, let's play a little game before dinner? You play boxing games with me, and if I lose, eat as you are now. If you lose Just give me your pants."
Zheng Guohui almost choked, and asked:
"...Do you really have no idea about my alluring body? I treat you like a brother, and you actually want to unzip me!?"
Jiang Xuchao spat in disgust: "Bah! What a fart!"
"Maybe you still miss me..." Zheng Guohui whispered, full of confidence in himself.
Jiang Xuchao folded his hands on his chest and nodded high: "Then I'm afraid I'm going to be crushed to death just like your suit. Didn't you just say 'we live together for so long, it's okay if you don't wear it', since you think pants are not It's important, let me wear it for a while, what's the matter?"
Zheng Guohui: Brotherhood is precious, and the price of chastity is even higher!
He coughed: "Anyway, I won't do things that are not good for me! The one who wears the most is obviously Ye Zi, why don't you look for him?"
"Didn't I take all of Yezi's clothes, and I accidentally caught his fingers in the zipper, and if I took the pants, wouldn't I be a white-eyed wolf..." Jiang Xuchao scratched his head and muttered.
Bai Ye couldn't help laughing, thinking that this little idiot has a conscience.
"Take a napkin and put it on. The big deal is to take a shower. Anyway, we have a water heater."
When the water heater was mentioned, Jiang Xuchao and Zheng Guohui shuddered secretly.
The former is guilty of hiding things, while the latter is guilty of discovering that others have hidden things.
"It's easy to say, let's put a napkin on it, and let's eat!" Jiang Xuchao's back was covered with sweat, and he didn't dare to say more. He picked up a steak and stuffed it into his mouth, "Yeah~ delicious, Chewy and fragrant!"
Zheng Guohui echoed: "That's right, that's right, what are you talking about, eat quickly!"
"……Um?"
Bai Ye glanced sideways, why did the two of them react a little strangely when the water heater was mentioned, what happened?
Seeing that the two were so engrossed in eating that they didn't even look up at the "Doraemon" playing on TV, he didn't continue to ask, and planned to wait a while and quietly go to see what's wrong with the water heater.
A tablecloth of delicacies, although it looks like a lot, but it can't stand the three young and strong boys Huo Huo.
In just 10 minutes, there was only a pile of clean bones left on the grilled chicken, the steak was eaten with the bread dipped in the soup, and a pile of cartons and plastic boxes were arranged into a hill.
Jiang Xuchao and Zheng Guohui wiped their mouths with wet wipes, leaned back on the sofa and laughed while watching TV.
But what follows is the part that Bai Ye is most looking forward to and has been thinking about for a long time.
He said with a smile, "This is a rare opportunity. Shall we play a few big adventures?"
Jiang Xuchao: "Aren't you telling the truth?"
After all, generally speaking, this game is called "Truth or Dare", and now it is too much to cut off half of the game, right?
Bai Ye raised Jiang Xuchao's chin, and said in a mysterious tone: "Of course it's because I have so many secrets in my heart that I can't reveal. Mysterious men are the most interesting, aren't they?"
The latter gently patted the former's mischievous hand away, and muttered, "What's so mysterious about mixing together every day, you can smell the smell of sweat."
There is only one last fig leaf between the two of them.
Zheng Guohui couldn't help raising his middle finger.
"Good guy, I also want to ask you what your pen name is, what kind of article you wrote, and which website you serialized it on! You are too cunning!"
Bai Ye said innocently: "But I don't think you have any information that I want to know? In addition, the three of us, including Su Chen, have been single for more than [-] years. It's not a secret here. The truth-telling session , isn’t the most interesting thing about emotional experiences? Do we have any?”
As soon as the words fell, the scene seemed to be windy and bleak, and the atmosphere suddenly cooled down a bit. Su Chen, who was still lying on his gun far away, sneezed loudly.
Although it is a school grass dormitory, the mother-fetal solo of all members is really sorry for the favor of the majority of male and female compatriots!
"The old man is not a devil, and he won't come up with any too difficult big adventure questions. At most, it's just a little joke to add to the fun, such as..."
Bai Ye glanced at Jiang Xuchao seemingly, with a playful arc on his mouth, "Let you record 'Husband, answer the phone' for me, and then I will use this recording as the ringtone of your mobile phone, and you will be able to experience a wave of different people. It’s a feeling of death before being present.”
"Hey! Take the bamboo shoots!"
Zheng Guohui just imagined that scene, and his hair stood on end.
Jiang Xuchao was angry, but the angle of anger was a bit strange.
"Good guy, from your tone, you think I won't win, right? I won the title of King of Fighters by playing hardcore fighting games!"
"So what? Can it change the fact that you are a non-chief? I don't know who it is, but I always lose to me in boxing games." Bai Ye shrugged frivolously, taunting wildly to attract hatred, "You can refuse to participate, if you If you think you can't win...heh~"
Jiang Xuchao laughed back in anger, his eyes were on fire, and when he squeezed his fist, there was a burst of "crackling" sound.
"Yezi, you can't be so arrogant, and you can't be so absolute in your words. Maybe I, a non-chief, can win you in the first fight!"
Bai Ye showed a disdainful expression of "listen to your nonsense".
The blue veins on Jiang Xuchao's forehead twitched, and he said with a ferocious face:
"If I win, then you have to use a coquettish tone and say to me 'Husband, answer the phone~', and then I will use it as the ringtone of the mobile phone, and you will die immediately when you call!"
Bai Ye raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of smiles.
"That's it? Heh~ You think I'm afraid of you?"
"Prick, prick, prick~"
The two looked at each other, and there seemed to be thunder and lightning, and a smell of gunpowder ignited in the air.
The two raised their fists at the same time.
Bai Ye: "Get ready, three..."
Zheng Guohui, who was once again forgotten, also raised his hand to punch.
Jiang Xuchao suddenly said in a deep voice: "Old Zheng, this is a one-on-one battle between me and Yezi! You are the referee!"
"Ok."
Zheng Guohui sat upright, with a cute face.
Bai Ye: "...two, one!"
Jiang Xuchao threw out his fist.
And Bai Ye...
Out of the scissors.
Jiang Xuchao was overjoyed, with his hands on his hips, the entangled resentment in his heart finally dissipated.
Who dares to say that he is a non-chief in the future.
"Hahaha——Yezi! I won! Let you talk big! You must be punished!"
He happily took out his mobile phone and asked Bai Ye to record.
"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, hum~"
Bai Ye snorted a few times, as if he was reluctant, and could not hide the cunning of the plan in his eyes.
He understood Jiang Xuchao's habits, whether in the parallel world or here, the opponent's fist must be the first to be thrown in the game of guessing.
He cleared his throat, and said in a sexy and lingering voice as if attracted by gravity:
"Honey, answer the phone~"
Zheng Guohui on the side felt that his eardrum was resonated by an electric current, which went straight to the brain, and Su's scalp felt numb.
Darling, this is not "reluctant", it's too voodoo.
Didn't you say it was premeditated?
Jiang Xuchao was very high-spirited, and didn't feel that something was wrong, so he directly used the recording as the ringtone of his mobile phone. As soon as Bai Ye called, he could hear it!
"Okay, I won! Don't play anymore! Feel free~ I'll take a shower~"
Jiang Xuchao skipped and left the scene, and he could feel the cheerful atmosphere from the back.
Zheng Guohui watched this scene, hesitated to speak:
Think about it carefully, did Xiao Jiang really take advantage of it?
Looking at Bai Ye again, his expression was calm, but there was a clear smile in his eyes, he seemed to be in a very good mood, and the entanglement just now seemed to be just an illusion.
"Yezi, you..."
Bai Ye's tone rose slightly: "What?"
Zheng Guohui: "Forget it, it's okay."
Xiao Jiang, that little idiot, is no match for Yezi, an old fox with a deep mind, who is still helping to count the money after being sold.
When the time comes, Yezi will make a phone call, who will die first!
What's more, Yezi is a full-time author and doesn't go out very much!
"Then let me tidy up the scene first. Old Zheng, you are watching TV. I don't need any help."
Bai Ye got up, packed the tablecloth, and walked towards the kitchen, not mentioning the matter of continuing the big adventure.
Opposite the kitchen is the laundry room.
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