Dude, don't you eat candy?

Zheng Guohui felt that he had discovered a shocking secret by mistake. After looking around, he quickly locked the door of the laundry room, made sure to re-stuff the bag, and then went to take a shower with a guilty conscience.

Come to think of it, Xiao Jiang just closed the door in the laundry room to secretly hide this. He probably didn't know that he touched the switch of the water heater... After all, they use the water heater every day. If there is no hot water, it must be the first time to check it. Is there a problem with the water heater.

After taking a shower, Zheng Guohui saw Jiang Xuchao who was addicted to fighting games in the study.

"Gotohell! Firestrike! Sinet—!"

Jiang Xuchao is a good player in hardcore fighting games such as "Street Fighter" and "King of Fighters", and every time he has to follow the character to call out the name of the move, this hobby is very straight.

The distance from the "Christmas Tree Elf" should be across the Mariana Trench.

Zheng Guohui was smiling but not smiling, crying but not crying, he hesitated to speak, his expression was so complex that it was hard to describe.

——Hey...Xiao Jiang, I never thought that you could do this for your brother, but if you overdo it, you have to cross that taboo line, right?

Or, have you crossed over a long time ago, but you just haven't noticed it before?

Because Zheng Guohui's sense of presence was too strong, Jiang Xuchao endured and endured, and finally couldn't help it, and directly paused the game.

"Old Zheng, what are you doing looking at me like that? If you want to play, just say so. Let's play two-player mode... Your gaze is a bit scary."

"Huh? Oh... let's play together, and we brothers will chat together by the way."

Zheng Guohui regained consciousness, touched his nose, sat next to Jiang Xuchao, and kept moving his butt.

——Although he always said that he could send his fit body away, if he was really targeted by his good brother, then forget it...

Just because he had other thoughts, Zheng Guohui couldn't put himself into the game, and as a result, he was brutally abused in the first few rounds.

Games are mind-blowing.

What is even more impressive is the ridicule from the opponent.

Jiang Xuchao, who had won a great victory, laughed out loud and full of vigor.

"Hahahaha~Old Zheng, it's been a while since you played, how can you be like this! Disgraceful! I'll beat you to the ground with a [-]v[-]!"

Good guy, can this be tolerated?

Of course not!Could be a man!

"Wait for me, you boy. I just didn't invest in it before. In the next game, I will show you what is called an iron-blooded real man!"

The veins on Zheng Guohui's forehead twitched, and the conversation between the brothers was immediately forgotten.

A real man wants to fight head-on, he (fist) is hard, and the opponent (fist) is also hard.

……

After Bai Ye finished taking a shower, following the roar of the two, he saw the two passionately "fighting each other" in front of the computer in the study.

"It seems that the two of them are having trouble tonight."

Bai Ye shrugged, went back to the bedroom and typed for a while, then put on earplugs and went to sleep.

At eight o'clock the next day, Bai Ye got up according to his biological clock, and saw Jiang Xuchao sleeping on his back in only a pair of shorts, his dark circles were clearly visible, and he didn't know how long he had been playing games with Zheng Guohui.

In Zheng Guohui's room, the sound of snoring was loud,

Anyway, today is Saturday or Christmas, let the two continue to sleep, and there is no need to eat breakfast.

But with doubts, Bai Ye went to the study to check the temperature of the main computer, and found that it was still hot, and the trash can was full of snacks, so he was speechless.

——These two people shouldn't be on the top for a while, just play all night, right?

But for him, a full-time author, besides coding, he plans to take advantage of the good weather to wash his clothes, clean the dust in the room, and prepare the food for the three of them at night... in the form of ordering takeout .

Thinking of this, Bai Ye returned to the bedroom and took out all his and Jiang Xuchao's clothes.

I can’t wear summer clothes for the time being, but the humidity in the air was high a while ago, and it’s easy to get moldy if I don’t clean it regularly; and because the air conditioner is always on at home, I wear less winter clothes and put them in a new wardrobe Less than a month into the smell of paint, very unhealthy.

"Sure enough, take out all the clothes except underwear and socks and wash them. If you use the washing machine to dry them, let them hang out in the air for a while, and you can wear them the day after tomorrow."

"By the way, Lao Zheng also said that the clothes in his closet smelled and he planned to wash them today. If this is the case, let's help him."

During the day, Bai Ye spent it peacefully in his own home.

It wasn't until five o'clock in the afternoon, when dusk was approaching, that Jiang Xuchao woke up leisurely, muttering to himself while fumbling for his phone on the bedside table.

"Well... you slept really well, what time is it?"

"Oh, it's only five o'clock, it's too early to wake up at this o'clock..."

After a moment of silence.

Jiang Xuchao opened his eyes suddenly, glanced at the time carefully, and sat up straight.

"No! It's already five o'clock in the afternoon!"

This... After sleeping all day, Saturday just passed by?Haven't been to the mall yet...

Jiang Xuchao scratched his hair, regretting staying up all night last night, so he immediately decided to get up and go to the cloakroom to find clothes to wear.

result.

The cloakroom was empty, except for underwear and socks, all his and Bai Ye's clothes and pants were gone!

He hurriedly went to the living room, and saw that Bai Ye had moved the coffee table in front of the sofa to the side, and replaced it with a tablecloth, on which were placed fried chicken barrels, barbecue, condiments and other food.

"Wow~ It looks delicious..."

The strong aroma of the food stimulated Jiang Xuchao's taste buds, but he quickly reacted, "No, let's not talk about this now! Ye Zi, where are the clothes in the cloakroom?"

Bai Ye chuckled softly and said, "The weather is fine today, so I washed them all and are now drying them on the balcony. Why, do you want to praise me?"

Jiang Xuchao let out a "woc".

What a fart!

He said, "I'm out of clothes! By the way, go ask Old Zheng to borrow them..."

Bai Ye pondered for a moment strangely.

"I also washed all of Lao Zheng's clothes, except for the pair of trousers on his body."

Jiang Xuchao froze.

Immediately afterwards, a bitter feeling of wanting to cry without tears climbed into his heart.

"Yezi, why are you so diligent all of a sudden? Just leave the clothes to us to wash. Why do you condescend to help?"

Bai Ye rubbed his nose: "For Christmas, I wanted to give you a gift, so I just washed it. By the way, where is the pajamas you often wear?"

"When I was playing games with Lao Zheng last night, I poured instant noodle soup all over my body. Before I went to bed, I threw it in the washing machine and dried it outside. The clothes are really thick, so I definitely can't dry them now."

Jiang Xuchao drooped his shoulders and looked at Bai Ye in casual clothes... This was probably the only piece of clothing that could be worn in this room.

and so……

"Yezi, should you take responsibility?"

Jiang Xuchao grinned, roared, and rushed towards Bai Ye like a wolf, directly throwing him down on the sofa.

……

When Zheng Guohui woke up, it was already dark outside. Just as he was about to go out, he stopped.

"What will Lao Zheng think when he sees..."

Bai Ye's words were heard clearly in Zheng Guohui's ears.

The second bedroom is separated from the living room by a passage, but the house is not big, so there is a door, and he can more or less hear the noise in the living room.

Zheng Guohui lifted his spirits, put his ear directly on the door, and listened attentively.

Jiang Xuchao's tone was domineering: "I don't care about him, I want yours!"

Bai Ye hissed coldly: "Hey~ Don't use such force, it will tear. It will be broken!"

Zheng Guohui's eyes were about to burst.

——Crap, bad! ?

Jiang Xuchao, you are so arrogant!

To be tough on Yezi!

Keep listening.

Bai Ye gasped in pain: "It's caught! I'll do it myself! Don't make trouble, your clothes will be ruined..."

Jiang Xuchao apologized: "Ah, let me see, it's really red, it won't bleed...then you do it yourself?"

Zheng Guohui's teeth were chattering, and the image of Jiang Xuchao in a Christmas tree elf costume had already appeared in his head.

Hey~!

I just heard Bai Ye say angrily: "Huh~ you get up, otherwise how can I do it?"

Jiang Xuchao chuckled: "I can't afford it, if you have the guts, you can kill me."

Zheng Guohui's body was shaking like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves, and he couldn't listen anymore.

Jiang Xuchao, you are insane!

no!If you keep listening, your ears will get dirty...so will your people!

What?

Play dead!

But just when he made up his mind to keep silent, Jiang Xuchao spoke again.

"When Lao Zheng wakes up, I want his too, hehehe~"

Bai Ye: "As long as you are happy."

"...Damn." Zheng Guohui finally couldn't take it anymore.

He pushed open the door heavily, rushed into the living room, and shouted with tears in his eyes:

"Do not let one or two good brothers go? You are not human!"

Bai Ye, who was wearing a sports vest, and Jiang Xuchao, who was wearing a Bai Ye coat, sat on the sofa and turned their heads. The scene was unexpected and not dirty at all.

The two hesitated, "What are you talking about?"

Zheng Guohui: "...?"

What about head-to-head duels between brothers?