Monster Psychology Clinic

Zibai Daoist is sitting in mid-air, his hair is black and soft, his mustache is exquisite, his whole body is surrounded by a mass of white clouds, surrounded by the sun, just as the sun rises and spreads out behind him Come on, no matter how you look at it, it looks like Buddha light.And Zhao Lingling and Yue Ai beside him looked like a boy who spread wealth and a dragon girl who stood beside the Buddha and Bodhisattva.

However, in the Shandingdong period, the Buddha had not yet been born, so everyone didn't recognize the Buddha's light at all, and didn't think there was anything wrong with the Buddha who was accompanied by the boy who spread wealth and the dragon girl.

But even though I didn't recognize it, I still felt its magnificence and shock, and thought it was a miracle.

So they named this light Zibai True Light.

Under the shining of the true purple and white light, the group of people from the cave at the top of the mountain, men, women, old and young, all came. Some of them held stone spears, some held stone axes, and some held the bone spurs of strange fish as pawns. Weapons, yelling loudly.

"Ho Ho! This land is ours! Get out of here!"

"Hoo hoo! We need a lot of women to have babies!"

"Drink! Give us all the food for the winter!"

While yelling, they also made various threatening expressions, coupled with the patterns of various colors drawn on their faces, it was like a group of demons dancing wildly!

Simon knew it was not good when he saw this battle. Master Zibai is now able to ride the clouds and soar in the sky. How could it be possible that the Nirvana Clan can fight against it?

Love life, cherish life and stay away from war!

So he hurriedly grabbed the young patriarch Nie who was about to lead the tribe to fight against the cultivators: "We can't beat them, we agree first and then think of other ways. If we fight hard, we will die!"

Then he dragged Nie for half a step, when he heard Nie ask with a smile: "Do you care about me?"

Simon nodded vigorously, and then shook his head vigorously: "I don't want to die either! Master Zibai is a psychopath! Personality disorders are not easy to deal with!"

"Simon!" The young patriarch stared affectionately at the young man who fell from the sky and healed himself, "I'm not afraid, I'm willing to fight to the end for you! Give me a kiss, and I can have unlimited power!"

"Is it okay not to discuss this matter for now?" Simon had already caught sight of Master Zibai making a single-handed decision.

"No! I'm going to say it now! I like to do the most violent things and drink the strongest wine when it's the most violent!"

Light blue was hanging on Simon's neck, and at this moment, he twisted his body into a heart shape in cooperation: "Wow~! Master, your love affair is here!"

Simon felt overwhelmed.

Nirvana hugged him tightly.

He wanted to refuse, but found that everyone around him was looking at him.

But you can't agree, can you?

At such a critical juncture, should I say to her, "Let's talk about this issue next time?" or "What is the deep inner meaning of your request?"

Before Simon could figure it out, the young patriarch's lips moved up. Her face flushed slightly with excitement, and there was a trace of shyness in her eyes. Simon pushed her away reflexively, and said firmly, "Impossible!"

The expression on the young patriarch's face was fixed in excitement, happiness, shyness, timidity, and disappointment in not being able to cover up these expressions. Then, she straight... straight... fainted, and fell down on the ground with a plop. on the ground.

Simon: ... If you say you passed out, you passed out or you really passed out!Not convinced!

Seeing this scene, the old patriarch wailed heartbrokenly: "You are a mourner!! Nirvana is the most powerful person in our clan!"

Nie's brothers grabbed Simon: "Kiss her up quickly!!"

Some particularly strong women also broke through the crowd and rushed forward: "You are too much! What's the problem if you promised our patriarch to marry? What if you promised her a bridal chamber? Could she still make you pregnant!!"

"That's right, you won't be in pain!!!"

Simon felt that group counseling might be needed here, but the scene had gotten out of control. Everyone didn't care about the intruders in the cave, and all spurned Simon, and some even started throwing stones at him.

"It's useless to keep a man who refuses to have children with our patriarch!"

"Winter is coming, we can't waste food!!"

Simon: ... Primitive people really can't tell... I'd better drag Xiao Hei away from this place of right and wrong!Xiao Hei, where is Xiao Hei? ?

The whole scene was chaotic, the Nirvana tribe was chasing Simon, and the Mountaintop Cave tribe was chasing the Nirvana tribe. Zibai Daoist sat on the cloud and laughed: "It's just a bunch of mobs! I'm going to ascend here!!"

Simon ran in a panic and lost one of his shoes. In order to stimulate his athleticism, Light Blue played him an athlete's march, but in the end he still didn't run away and was surrounded by the Nirvana tribe.

"Quick! Get married!"

"Quick! Kiss our patriarch to wake him up!"

"Quick! We're going to watch your bridal chamber!"

Simon said weakly: "Everyone calm down, our enemies are outside, and the internal conflicts will be resolved later, okay?"

"No! Now!!" The old patriarch roared with a cane.

However, at this moment, a howl sounded: "Meow ~!"

Ming Huan, who was sleeping on the altar, slowly straightened his body. He arched his waist, the hairs on his back stood up, and roared towards the ground.

Everyone, including the cavemen who chased here, looked at the huge monster on the holy platform in amazement.

The huge monster's eyes have not yet opened, but the roar from its throat has already shaken the ground.

"Monster! The monster is about to show its power!" Everyone shivered and retreated.

Only Simon came forward with light blue: "Xiao Hei, how are you doing?"

The huge black cat didn't answer his master's words. He just stretched his two paws forward, lowered his entire back, turned his head to the sky, and let out another roar.

"My God, this is a monster asking the sky!"

The old patriarch was very upset: "This is the totem of our Nirvana clan! It is calling for the power of the heavens! Suffer your death!"

However, at the next moment, the huge black holy object arched its back again, and its four claws supported the ground vigorously.

Qian Lan trembled a little: "Master, this must be the big devil who destroys the world. I heard that you just got married, kissed, and got angry!"

Simon: "You think too much! It's obviously because he woke up and stretched himself!"

Then, Ming Huan put his front paws forward on the ground again, and stretched his back vigorously.

Sure enough, cat-style stretching and stretching.

After stretching lazily, Ming Huan slowly opened his eyes, his emerald green pupils seemed to be covered with a layer of brilliance, his pink nose sniffed the air, and then his beard trembled.

"The aura of heaven and earth is so abundant! This deity has come to a good place! Meow~!"

dream is good!In the dream, there were many small dried fish lying on Simon's lap, eating small dried fish while being masturbated by him.

However, the dream wakes up...

A group of people yelled and shouted around him, huge energy fluctuations in the distance, and...my pet Simon didn't know what he was doing, and he looked dumbfounded if he didn't go to fish for himself! !

The black cat's eyes narrowed, and it meowed and roared at the group of stupid-looking humans, and they all knelt down.

A trembling old woman with a cane walked towards Ming Huan and kowtowed: "Great God, we have been bullied by the people in the cave for a long time, please help us punish those ignorant humans!"

A tall and strong man also knelt down in front of Ming Huan on one knee: "Great and holy god, they robbed us of a lot of winter food, please ask the god to help us get it back."

Ming Huan squinted at the group of people, his beard trembled: "What's your business, what's the matter with this deity?"

"You are our totem, the god we worship!" Everyone raised their hands and shouted.

Ming Huan flicked his tail, not planning to take care of these people.

As a result, they continued to shout: "Your servant Simon, prepare to marry our patriarch Nie, you are also our master!"

Minghuan:! ! !

"Is this true??" The black cat obviously lost its temper.

Simon: "I was forced, there is a woman here who is sick, and I have to cure her ward!"

"Using the method of getting married in the bridal chamber?!"

The black giant cat was angry, and Simon was speechless. He couldn't explain clearly to the cat, but why did he explain so much to the pet! !

Ming Huan snorted on the spot: "You say I'm a god??"

Everyone nodded desperately.

"Gods need sacrifices for their work!"

Everyone nodded desperately: "We will serve beef, mutton, and boys..."

"I want this person as a sacrifice!" Ming Huan raised his paw and pointed at Simon, "Don't try to tarnish my sacrifice!!"

Everyone was tangled and hesitant, and Nirvana still counted on Simon to be saved and fight!

In the end, the old patriarch was well-informed, insightful, and solved all problems with one sentence: "Great god, you can come and go freely. If you are willing to be our patron saint, we are willing to offer you Simon as a sacrifice. For you to enjoy!"

Hearing the word enjoyment, Minghuan's beard trembled again, and his red tongue couldn't help sticking out, licking his own lips.

"What happened to you?"

"The gang at the top of the cave..." Before everyone could finish speaking, a black shadow flashed past them and rushed out.

By the time it landed, the huge cat-shaped holy object had disappeared. A black-haired man in black stood outside the temple, looking extraordinarily handsome and tall against the light.

The corner of the man's mouth was slightly hooked, and a casual smile appeared on his perfectly carved face like a stone axe.

"Before the deity comes back, you wash and dress up the sacrifice for me, and don't let him run away!"

Everyone bowed down one after another, and they didn't forget to grab Simon with all their hands and feet while bowing down.

"Don't worry about the great god, we will definitely dress him up and send him to your residence!"

Simon was caught by the crowd and fell over, his face was pressed to the ground, and it was useless for him to say anything this time.

Only the old patriarch slammed his mouth: "Be careful, don't break the face of the sacrifice! Otherwise, the great god will be unhappy!"

"Old patriarch, what are we doing now?"

"Bring the sacrifice, if the great god can bless us, we will offer the sacrifice!"

"What if you can't?"

"Of course it is used to treat the young patriarch!"

Simon finally discovered a problem - even a psychiatrist, facing ignorant human beings, is speechless and helpless.

Light blue pressed against Simon's ear, and said sympathetically, "If I knew this earlier, why bother?"

"What was it like back then? What about now!"

"When I became the head of the young patriarch, Xiao Hei might be snoring and continue to sleep!"

"What's the difference between the young patriarch and Xiao Hei??"

Light blue sighed: "Of course, one you inserts people, the other cat inserts - you, can this be the same!"