Monster Psychology Clinic

Simon fell into deep thought, Xiao Hei is indeed... big trouble.

It is definitely a disaster for him to make troubles in the devil world, but isn't he still in a coma at the moment?The last time the treatment was urgent, there was no agreed treatment rule.Perhaps it is a good idea to agree on the responsibilities, rights and obligations of both parties next time.

Rules are also very important for patients, good rules will make them feel safe!

You should make it clear to the patient: You can say whatever you want during the treatment period, which is also the need for treatment; but outside the treatment time, for the sake of your physical and mental health, it is best not to contact the psychologist.

Simon began to grasp the light blue crackling keyboard, constructing a series of rules for psychotherapy in primitive tribes.

However, even Simon, as a psychiatrist, underestimated some things.

He thinks that human beings are more reasonable than monsters, understand rules, and communicate better.

It turns out... he was dead wrong!

Human beings are no more reasonable than monsters!Humans are no better at communicating than monsters!

Just when Simon made a series of investigations on the young patriarch Nie, learned about her growth from her relatives and friends, and made more than a dozen inferences about the etiology, and prepared the treatment rules for primitive people, he was in his own The place where he lived was blocked by a group of people.

Because these primitive people are tribes united by blood ties, and their marriage method has evolved to the level of exogamy, men and women in the tribe live separately.

Female clansmen live with their mothers before they reach adulthood, and they are considered adults after menarche and have their own small house.It was the kind of small house Simon saw when he first came.

And because the male clansmen don't need to have children to raise children, so...after they became adults, they built a big shed on the east side of the tribe, and all the adult males went to sleep in bunks.

What?A man has no house when he grows up!Then how do you get married and have children? ?

Light blue came out in time to mark the key points on the blackboard—matriarchal society, dear teacher Simon, you are just thousands of sperm plus hard work, save it!

The ignorant Simon couldn't accept this setting at first, at least he couldn't accept living with a group of big men, and there was a thick thigh on his belly in the middle of the night.

But the old patriarch knocked on his crutches and said righteously: "Can you have children? You can't have children, what do you want a house for?"

Simon was speechless. What the old patriarch said was so reasonable that he couldn't refuse it!

But he still wanted to struggle for the house, so he pointed to Xiao Hei who was in a coma: "Why can my cat have a house but I can't! He's a male cat!!"

The old patriarch hit the ground hard with a walking stick, and the ground almost shattered: "What is your cat? Is that a cat? Have you ever seen such a big cat!!!"

Simon: "Then what do you say he is!"

The old patriarch looked at the huge sleeping black cat with admiration and love. The black cat was like a hill, its black fur was shiny and slippery, and it was still shaking slightly under the breeze.

There was a smile on the corner of the mouth of the old patriarch: "That's not a cat! It's a sacred object of our Nirvana clan! It's so decided, it's our totem, our god! You, a man who can't have children, want to Comparing with God?"

Simon was completely defeated. Although the psychiatrist also relied on his brain and mouth to make a living, his cautious thinking, logical thinking, rigorous eloquence and eloquent tongue were no match for the old patriarch of the primitive tribe.

Therefore, Simon could only accept this setting and squeezed with a group of big men for a night. Now he felt a little bit used to it, and was about to go out to find the young patriarch Nie, but was blocked by a group of people.

Those people seemed to be celebrating a festival, with shells hanging around their necks and garlands on their heads. The smiles on their faces could barely be said to be filled with happiness, but the smiles were extremely weird!

Of course, the weirdest thing was a group of men and women, all wearing grass skirts, and some women didn't even bother to wear grass skirts on their upper bodies, and they were just naked and dangling on their chests, which made Simon, a modern person, very embarrassed.

"You...is this... a festival in the clan?" Simon asked speculatively.

The crowd didn't answer him at all, they just made way for both sides.

The old patriarch stood at the end of the road leaning on a cane, and beside her was the young patriarch who had returned to normal.

The young patriarch Nie seemed to be recovering well, his hair was combed neatly, his face was clean, and a flame-like painting was painted on it.She could be said to be dressed up, with a wreath around her neck, her eyes sparkling, and she smiled at Simon.

Simon naturally smiled back at her.

Then... the next second, Simon couldn't laugh anymore.

"Simon, hello, I've decided to let you stay, marry me and have a baby!" Nie walked to Simon, waved her hand generously, and a group of people around cheered.

That rejoicing shook the mountains and the gods descended.

Simon: "Listen to me, okay? First of all, I can stay, but it's for your medical treatment. It's impossible to get married and have children."

Nie smiled charmingly, and said generously: "Don't be embarrassed, I know you love me very much, we can have many, many children, and run all over the mountain."

Simon thought to himself: All the children running all over the mountain were caught and eaten by the black cat, and there were no bones left!

So the young psychiatrist's expression was serious, his voice was calm, and of course he felt a little bit guilty: "This is impossible, let me say it again, it's okay to stay, to treat you, and you can say whatever you want to me, but, The first is to give money, the second is to abide by the time, and the third..."

Before the third agreement could be spoken, Nie suddenly fell to the ground unconscious with a thud.

Everyone was stunned, and then everyone's eyes were shot at Simon in unison, and their eyebrows were cold.

Simon: ... (Can we not get into the drama like this, the operation of passing out while talking is really embarrassing!)

Simon hurried up to pinch him, poured cold water, and was short of artificial respiration.

In the end, the old patriarch was experienced and said in Nie's ear: "He promised to marry you!"

Nie's eyeballs flickered, then snapped open.Nie stood up unsteadily: "What happened just now? Who wants to marry me?"

Simon: "No! I didn't say yes!"

Nie passed out again with a puff, it was like acting!However, Simon knows that this is not acting, this is really this kind of disease that looks like full-blown acting!

Everyone raised their eyebrows coldly.

Simon said nothing: "Okay, get up, I'll think about it."

The young patriarch got up tremblingly, covered his head in a daze: "What happened just now? Why am I here?"

Simon is still trying to save: "I plan that we will meet once a day for an hour at this stage..."

Nirvana had no idea what happened just now, and asked blankly: "What are you doing meeting? Discussing about getting married?"

Someone with sharp eyesight, quick hands and quick mind has already moved a soft straw mat to the side of the young patriarch, specially for fainting.

Simon: ...

Just go all out!

Simon's PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds: "Well, tell me, how do you want to get married?"

Everyone watched enthusiastically, and the old patriarch listened attentively.

Nirvana began to imagine all kinds of weddings in Balabala, it was amazing!

Get married once in the temple, get married once in the river, and get married once while hunting. The most outrageous thing is to go to the cave of another group of cavemen, drive those people out, and get married again standing on the fruits of victory.

Simon tried his best to ignore the crowd of onlookers and various wedding gestures, and listened carefully to Nirvana's various imaginations.

Then, as he listened, he suddenly discovered a very serious problem.

Then, he delivered the fatal blow as a psychiatrist: "You just talked about getting married for a long time, but you didn't talk about the bridal chamber. Hey! Hey! Don't avoid the question, why do you only have the wedding ceremony in your imagination but not the bridal chamber? ? Do you really want to marry me? Do you know what marriage is?"

Everyone booed, and the old patriarch turned his head triumphantly and said, "Look, look! I knew that was what the young guy was thinking about! He has no brain at all!"

The group of onlookers on the side nodded together, saying, "We are indeed simple, rude and brainless"~!

Simon waved his hand at everyone, made a quiet movement, and waited for Nirvana's answer.

Nirvana looked at Simon, but his eyes passed through Simon and landed in an unknown space.

She murmured: "That's right, when I think of being able to stand with you, when we announce that we will be together forever, I am very satisfied... I don't want to do anything else!"

Everyone looked at the young patriarch with constipated expressions, and then at Simon.Several young men who had a crush on the young patriarch subconsciously stepped back, they didn't want such a marriage at all! !

Simon breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time felt a burst of narcissistic satisfaction.

What a great psychiatrist I am. In such a chaotic and messy environment, when personal safety is threatened, I can still penetrate the fog of words, go straight to the essence of the problem, and ask key questions , Cause the patient to think!

Usually at this time, the diagnosis and treatment can basically be over, and the remaining problems need to be pondered by the patient after returning home, and then through this kind of pondering and thinking, he can understand what is going on with his disease.

Heart disease must be finally cured through the patient's own heart.To put it bluntly, the doctor is just telling the patient, "Hey, there seems to be something wrong with this part of your heart~!" In the end, why is it wrong? It is up to the patient to decide whether to make this heart disease better.

Therefore, Simon decided to withdraw his troops at this point: "Then let's stop here today? At the same time tomorrow..."

However, at this moment, there was a commotion outside.

A strong man rushed in, with a short arrow stuck in his back, and the two purple pheasant feathers on the tail of the arrow fluttered in the wind.

The man rushed in and fell to the ground with a thud, screaming with the last of his strength: "The patriarch is not good, the people from the cave at the top of the mountain are coming!!"

"What?!" Simon stood up abruptly, with a very ominous premonition in his heart.

For no reason, a sentence that Master Zibai said back then flashed through his mind: "That's right! I am the legendary caveman!"

Simon rushed out of the house and looked into the distance.

In the distance, in mid-air, a muscular man wearing a grass skirt and holding a whisk is sitting in the center.

On both sides of him stood a man and a woman also wearing grass skirts.

Zhao Lingling and Yue Ai!

Not only himself and Xiao Hei came over, but Zibai also came with his younger sister Huapi and his wife's current boyfriend Yue Ai from his previous life!

Regarding this matter, the young patriarch also walked out slowly.

Although she was insane after she was sick, she was a symbol of wisdom and courage before she got sick. She had led the tribe to fight many times, and defeated the scum in the cave on the top of the mountain many times.

At this moment, her back was straight, she held a spear in her left hand, and a shield in her right hand. She was wearing an armor made of animal scales and a helmet made of tiger teeth. She walked to Simon's side step by step.

A group of boys followed behind her, taking up their weapons and preparing to fight.

Simon turned his head and glanced at Nie, and said, "It's useless, you can't beat Master Zibai! He is a cultivator!"

Nirvana nodded slowly, and it was her duty to say, "You are right! Therefore, we must get married first!"