Monster Psychology Clinic

Ming Huan snorted, and tore off his coat and scarf. They were still black, and the endless darkness was more suitable for Mozun!

Thinking of this, Ming Huan's eyes also returned to their original shape. When they are quiet, they are round, but when they are ready to kill, they look lazy and careless.

Kill that blind bastard first, then talk about anything else.

Ming Huan walked forward with a gloomy face, but he only took two steps before he came to the front, when he saw the door of the consulting room opened with a creak.

The beloved young man stood at the door, still with that peaceful and calm smile on his face, his voice was deep and slightly hoarse, very pleasant to hear.

"Are you here?" Simon asked.

Just as Ming Huan was about to answer, he saw the blind bastard take a step forward, leaning against Simon's door frame, conjuring a gold pen out of thin air in his hand, and giving it to Simon.

"Yes, my beloved doctor." The short-eyed guy said, his eyes are still discharging!Discharge!

Damn it, this was originally a drama of the deity!Ming Huan thought silently in his heart, he felt that he might be too gentle recently, and felt his paws were a little itchy.

What kind of monster is that bastard, I will kill it!

Ming Huan stared at the guy with rounded eyes.

It turned out to be a white dragon.

It turned out that it was this prostitute who was famous all over the world!

The nature of the dragon is obscene, and the dragon has nine sons. The dragon is an extinct creature in the world long ago!

According to the legend, the last dragon was injured half to death because of the 1000-year-old monster war, let this race be extinct now!

Ming Huan thought in his heart, flicked his hand lightly, and a black aura rushed towards the white dragon.

As a result, the black aura was about to hit Bailong, but when it was about five meters away from the opponent, it was abruptly blocked by a golden light!

Bai Long seemed to feel something, and turned his head to look in Ming Huan's direction.

Bai Long said, "I don't think it's peaceful here."

Simon smiled slightly: "It's okay, there is the Demon Lord Arhat sitting in the town here, even the demon king Ming Huan can't get in."

Bai Long felt relieved.When Ming Huan heard this sentence from a distance, he immediately exploded on the spot.

In the next second, a black cat rushed towards Simon like lightning.

Anything that captures the soul, anything that makes him fall in love with me, go to hell.The real deity is too lazy to do so much, so he will be arrested and imprisoned directly!

But when he was five meters away from Simon, the golden light suddenly rose.An inverted bowl-shaped translucent defensive cover was formed within a 30-meter radius around Simon's clinic.

When Ming Huan rushed forward, one after another swastika appeared on the translucent defensive cover.

The ten-thousand-word golden light is the power of the Buddha, which is designed to subdue demons.

Even Ming Huan, when encountering this kind of golden light, would find it difficult to decipher it when his mana has not been fully recovered.

Ming Huan could only watch Simon bring the damned white dragon into the house, and he could only walk around in groups in a hurry.

"Simon!" Lord Mozun has completely forgotten what it means to be elegant, to be evil, to have a cruel beauty in killing, and to be domineering and ruthless.He called Simon with red eyes and asked, "What's going on!!"

Simon stood at the door, his expression was indifferent, showing no sadness or joy.

"I've said it, we're here to stay," Simon said.

"I think we should have a good talk!" Ming Huan said, "Damn Demon Subduing Formation, which bastard did this!"

Simon said: "Chan Master Hollow has now seen the bliss of the West and cultivated into Arhat Zhenguo. Before he left, I asked him to help me do this formation."

Ming Huan clenched his hands tightly, and he said, "I just want to talk to you, nothing else."

Simon said, "Sorry, I didn't want to talk to you."

Ming Huan said: "Don't be like this, we have something to discuss... I will agree to whatever you ask for! Even if I turn into a cat and give you masturbation every day!"

Simon sighed and looked at Ming Huan.

Ming Huan quickly turned into a black cat in the next second and barked at Simon.

The cry is soft, and the hearts of those who listen to it are warm.

Simon said, "Don't you understand? I'm done with you! I'm going to get another cat."

Ming Huan grabbed the ground with both paws and howled vigorously.

Simon simply entered the room and brought out a cage.There is a weak little black cat in the cage.

Ming Huan really collapsed in this second, and all the "Twelve Volumes of Rabbit Yu Nan" were thrown into the sky.The black cat slammed into the translucent golden light vigorously and screamed, the sound was a bit miserable.

Simon said: "Master Mozun, you should stay in the Demon Palace. That's it, we can't. By the way, it's time for my diagnosis and treatment, and I have to start working. Also, don't come here again in the future."

The door was closed, and there was no light in the room.

When Ming Huan heard his own heartbreaking voice, he felt like he was going crazy.

He rushed forward, but was stopped by the golden shield. He wanted to break the shield, but the golden swastika on the shield burned his fur.

He could only stand outside the door and howl towards the inside.

The scream was shrill, it was a human tragedy.

Two little girls passing by heard the cat's screams, and they came to point at the cat.

"It's so pitiful, abandoned by the master."

"An abandoned cat...do you want the cat to come home with us?"

Ming Huan turned his head and yelled fiercely at the two girls. His hair stood up all over his body, his back was arched, and his green eyes seemed to be eating people.

The two girls ran away in fright.

The black cat continued to bark towards the closed door.

The door never opened.

"No... this deity is not an abandoned cat! I am not... an abandoned cat!" The black cat stood in the night and yelled persistently, one after another, without stopping.

In the consulting room, Simon apologized slightly to his new patient.

"Sorry, I have something to deal with just now, let's get started." Simon skillfully picked up his splint, replaced it with a clean white paper, and started recording on it.

The room was also cursed by the Hollow Arhat. Once the door of the room was closed, what happened outside would not affect the doctor's work.

The room was quiet, and only the clock hands could be heard as the seconds passed by.

Bailong didn't speak, but Simon had to get into the mood quickly.

He randomly drew on the paper with a pen, thinking: Xiao Hei should go back soon, even if he doesn't go back, it's okay, anyway, he is a demon, it will be fine after half a month of estrus , maybe he will have a new love next year.It's really inappropriate to have one person, one cat, and the shemale going the other way.

As for the emotional vacancy... Simon glanced at the little black cat fostered by the neighbor next door... When Ming Huan left, he could raise another cat himself.Yes, I just like cats, which cat is not a cat?There is no need to be attached to which one, too much attachment is a mental illness, and it can be cured!

"Ahem! Doctor, did you hear what I just said?" Bai Long asked.

Simon nodded. Although he was distracted, his ears were still there.

Simon said; "I heard, you saw my photos on the Internet, thought I was very handsome, and wanted to have sex with me, so you came here."

Bailong regained his spirit all of a sudden, it seems that the dragon clan is the most powerful race in the world!That black cat outside is no good at all!

White Dragon deliberately pretended to be hot, took off his gray cloak, then took off his scarf, stepped forward, and wrapped the scarf around Simon's neck.

Simon raised an eyebrow.

Bailong leaned close to Simon's ear and said, "Doctor, you must be tired after working all this time, why don't we relax?"

Simon glanced at Bailong, and said without changing his face, "Tell me the main point."

With a wicked smile, Bailong stretched out his hand to lift Simon's chin, and looked into the other's eyes: "You are so sexy in my eyes, let's have fun~! It will definitely make you feel good."

Simon didn't move, it wasn't the first time he had encountered this kind of patient.

People in their right mind really want XXOO, so they just go out and turn left to a dating agency.

There is only one reason for running out hundreds of dollars an hour to find a psychiatrist to talk about this-the illness is not serious and needs treatment.

So Simon said, "I'm here to see a doctor, not a nightclub. I'm a doctor."

Bai Long felt that such a serious doctor was really... a challenge!

He remembered the treasure book "Strategy of Psychiatrists" stolen from the devil world a few days ago, so he changed the posture on the book, and with love in his heart, he mobilized his subconscious power in an attempt to influence the person in front of him.

"But I fell in love with you the first time I saw you!" Bai Long said, "Come... let's come!"

While talking, Bai Long deliberately showed his waist and thighs, and then his eyes were not honest, and he glanced at Simon.

The doctor looked peachy, with gentle eyes, and he didn't seem to be really disgusted.

Let’s just say, no one can resist that tome!Really exciting, such a young man with integrity!

"Don't be so serious~!" Bai Long said with a smile, he hooked Simon with fiery eyes, "You will be comfortable, I guarantee it will be the best time for you!"

Simon was not serious in his heart, and frankly he felt a burst of impulsiveness, so he recorded the patient's words very seriously, and by the way drew an emphasis on "the best time" and marked it (the patient said this When I said a word, I successfully provoked my lust, and I need to analyze myself later.)

"What are you writing?" Bai Long glanced at the paper, he was not interested in these records, he just worked harder to discharge.

After Simon finished recording, he raised his head and said seriously, "Don't bother, I feel your affection."

"That's great! Let's start..." Bai Long licked his lips.

Simon continued to ask: "Should you not only do this to me? I guess it should be easy for you to convey this kind of eroticism to others."

"What?" Bai Long scratched his ears, he thought he had heard wrong.

Simon said: "I have encountered your situation many times. Listen to me, if you want to have sex, I am not a good person to find. To be honest, my skills are poor and my body is not good, so I can't satisfy you. If you want to solve the psychological distress caused by sex, please cooperate with me."

Bai Long suspects that he really got it wrong, he just came here because Simon is handsome!

He said: "I'm not bothered, I think I'm very sexual! Really, everyone loves me because of this."

Simon sighed. His first month in the profession was devoted to dealing with such patients.

This type of patient has a professional term called "erotic-erotic-sexual transference".A defense mechanism. It is unknown what it is for defense, but without exception, it is difficult for this type of person to establish a stable relationship with others.Because they will think—everyone wants to associate with me because of one word "sex".

My neighbors greet me because they see me sexy, my teachers teach me because I'm sexy, and my co-workers work with me because they want to sleep with me.

If I can't have sex with them, well... I can't have any relationship at all.

"So, what's your problem?" Simon said, "Come to bed with a psychiatrist, I guess...you don't even have confidence in a paid relationship like a therapeutic relationship, so you have to sleep with me to make sure, yes Is it?"

Bai Long groaned, and shook his head desperately, as if he had eaten cumin.

"It's not... Forget it, since you don't want to talk to me, let's not talk about it." Bai Long said, "To be honest, I am a dragon! You know what a dragon is, right? So... I have A lot of stories, I even sent a person like you to heaven yesterday!"

Simon quietly took the pen and recorded the story Bailong told on the white paper.

During this hour, Bailong told three stories, all of which were inseparable from the details of XXOO, and all of them described the indescribable content.Also with a plot and very vivid adjectives.

After finishing speaking, Bailong smiled at Simon: "Don't pretend, I know you're tempted."

Simon didn't raise his head, just oh, and said calmly: "I guess what you're thinking in your heart is that this doctor is willing to listen to me not because of the money I gave, but because of the sex-experience I'm talking about. Get him excited."

Bai Long asked back: "Isn't it?"

Simon asked back: "Don't you have nothing else to attract people except sex?"

The handsome man sitting on the sofa was speechless for a while.

After a long, long time, he said, "No..."

Then, he opened the door and went out. When he was at the door, he suddenly turned his head, glanced at Simon who was sitting there, and said, "If you don't get up to see me off, it must be because you will make a fool of yourself when you stand up! You guys Hypocrites!"

Simon didn't look back: "You guessed wrong, goodbye."

Bai Long guessed half right.

Listening for just an hour, it did make Simon feel a little...reactive.After listening to the rhubarb text for an hour, it's not normal if you don't respond!

But it was not because of this reason that he didn't get up and see him off, but because the moment he opened the door, he heard a cat meowing faintly outside the door.

Ming Huan hadn't left yet, he didn't want the Mozun, whose eyesight was hundreds of times that of a human's, to discover his abnormality.Since you want to break it, you should do it cleanly. Simon has never been a sloppy person. Although he is soft-hearted, he is also clean and merciless.

After Simon was completely empty in the consulting room, he walked over and locked the door directly.

The last patient today has also left, and the rest of the time is for the psychiatrist to analyze himself.

In fact, it is not necessary every day, but it is needed today.

Simon took his own record and saw the place just marked - the coolest time.

At that time, I had a reaction when I heard these five words, so... What do these five words mean to me?

Simon fell into deep thought. He lay quietly in his armchair, relaxed his body, and let the thoughts in his mind emerge freely.

A picture jumped into Simon's mind for no reason.The weak boy was crying in the corner, and a big black cat squatted beside him, licking away the tears on his face with its tongue.The black cat is very quiet, and its green eyes are extremely gentle.

Simon opened his eyes abruptly and shook his head.There was no reason for the scene to appear just now, it must be that I have been driven crazy by the Demon Lord these days.

He didn't want to think about this matter anymore, if it really didn't work, he should go to the supervisor to deal with it another day.

He knew that Ming Huan outside the door hadn't left yet, so he must still be meowing, and the meowing sound was very shrill, so... let's wait for dawn, and he will leave by himself when it is dawn.

At dawn, Simon opened the door of the consulting room and walked out with the cage.

There is a little black cat in the cage that the neighbor next door fosters at his place, and he has to get it vaccinated.

When he walked out of the King Kong defense formation with the cage, a big black cat suddenly jumped out of the grass beside him and blocked Simon's way.

Ming Huan was about to go crazy with anger, he squatted outside the clinic the whole night last night, he heard every word of that damn dragon!Many of them are lines prepared by myself!

It's just that I was thinking about Simon yesterday and wanted to enter the door, so I didn't bother with the dragon, but just barked outside the door.

I hope Simon can get up and open the door and let himself in when he hears his shout as usual.

As a result, he shouted all night, and his throat hurt. Simon didn't come, but the word "abandoned cat" became clearer and clearer in his mind.

At this moment, he finally waited for Simon to come out. He really wanted to tear this bastard human into pieces, but he didn't dare.So he could only step forward and rubbed Simon's leg with his body.

Simon said, "You go."

Unwilling to give up, Ming Huan yelled at him twice.

Simon bypassed Minghuan and continued to walk forward.

Ming Huan took two steps forward and turned into that tall and cold man.

The man's eyes were bloodshot, and the green eyes in his memory seemed a little tired.

The man said: "Listen, Simon, I don't mean anything, I just want to be your cat."

"I've told you many times, we're done here. And..." Simon lifted the cage in his hand, "I have a new cat."

Ming Huan couldn't say a word, he could only watch Simon walk away step by step, and his figure disappeared into the mist.

He yelled towards the mist, his voice was miserable.

But Simon didn't look back.

Then, Ming Huan turned around and really left this place.

I became a...abandoned cat...

Even the devil is an abandoned cat.

In the demon world, demons and monsters are rampant.

When Wang Yanyan saw Ming Huan's figure on tiptoe, he immediately ran over: "How is it? Did you take it off?"

Ming Huan pursed his lips and did not speak.

He looked in a very bad mood, his brows were tightly furrowed, and his eyes were half-closed.

Wang Yanyan said cautiously: "It doesn't matter if you fail the first time...we have a second time!"

Pa, the armrest of the chair that Ming Huan was sitting on was crushed to pieces.

Ming Huan raised his chin slightly, and sneered: "There will be no second time! He has already raised a new cat... This deity should also do something that a demon deity should do!"

The six shadow protectors looked at each other, and after a while they showed surprise: "That's great, my lord! What are you going to do?"

Ming Huan frowned, and said casually: "I am going forward this time, but I was blocked by an ordinary arhat. Come on, tell everyone in the demon world to capture all those monks and Taoists for me to do coolies Do coolies, practice inner alchemy! Also, there is a white dragon, also caught by this deity, take out the inner alchemy and give it to this deity to increase the power!"

The guardians acted immediately.

Ming Huan opened the forum and sneered: "Delete all the posts about psychiatrists here! The forum in the demon world should look a bit like the demon world!"

The monsters in the demon world became excited after hearing this order.

ah!The long-lost Lord Mozun is finally back!

Only Wang Yanyan was trembling all over, he was still thinking about getting back his human body!No, we must find a way to talk to Mr. Simon about this matter!