Monster Psychology Clinic

Ming Huan clicked on the new plan casually, looked at the red thread ball in his hand, and then looked at the flashing profile picture of Wang Yanyan in WeChat, and said, "Very good, I am going to call you formally!"

Wang Yanyan sent a mischievous emoji, and replied: "The one-hour consultation fee is 3000 yuan~! I look forward to your coming for an interview!"

The next second, Wang Yanyan was crying!

It's really a leisurely time to sit at home, and disaster falls from the sky.

As soon as he finished sending this sentence, he saw something shaking on the wall.

Before the shadow protector came down from the wall, Wang Yanyan simply passed out.

When he woke up, the nightmare officially kicked off.

This is a large hall. In the center of the hall is a pool of water. The pool water is like a mirror. Wang Yanyan knelt on it and could clearly see his own reflection. The self in the reflection shivered like an unlucky mouse.

The main hall is supported by fourteen obsidian pillars. There are no carvings on the pillars, but black air is entwined, and various ghost faces are struggling and sinking in the black air. In front, there are high steps, and the steps are also flowing water. The results are just different, black mixed with the color of red blood.

At the top of the steps, there is a throne.

The throne was shrouded in darkness. Although there was no light in this hall, the throne was the darkest place.

There is a pair of green eyes in the darkness, with a hint of laziness.In that lazy aura, there was an indescribable killing aura.

There was silence all around, death-like silence, only those sinking grimaces on the pillars of the main hall, and occasional painful roars, reminding that this place is not really silent.

Wang Yanyan slapped himself hard several times, then said with a mournful face, "Mom, I want to go home..."

"Your mother has been dead for many years. If you want to go to the underworld, this deity will not stop you!"

Wang Yanyan immediately gave up.

Especially when he saw the man stepping down from the darkness, he simply fell into a coma again!

Ming Huan walked up to the fainted Wang Yanyan, and frowned: "This guy is so frightened that he faints every now and then. How can this kind of physique be used by the deity? Change his body!"

A ghostly voice asked from the side: "My lord, is it an ant monster or a cockroach spirit? These two bodies are very resistant."

Wang Yanyan woke up immediately, got up from the ground tremblingly, and said calmly: "Ah, hehehe, my heart is very good... no... I won't faint again, hehe..."

Ming Huan glanced at Wang Yanyan.

Wang Yanyan immediately knelt down and raised his hands above his head: "If you have anything to say, just say it, and I will definitely help you with it, without charging..."

Ming Huan said: "This deity wants to chase after the male god!"

Wang Yanyan cried and said with a mournful face: "It's still the psychiatrist from before, human?"

Ming Huan nodded: "That's right! I read your plan and think it's not bad."

Wang Yanyan regained his spirit immediately: "This is easy to handle, my lord!"

The grimace on the side pillar immediately made a grimace, and the shadow monster bowed his head and stepped forward, telling him that we are not happy to be called the king here.

Wang Yanyan quickly changed his words: "Lord Mozun, to be honest, I didn't realize it before, how could such a handsome man be an ordinary person... Wait, our friendship is for this sake, you should be able to tell my man What is the name of God? To be honest, I have someone inside them, and I can ask my teacher to help you tailor a plan..."

Ming Huan scratched his chin with his paw, and said, "Simon."

"What?" Wang Yanyan thought there was something wrong with his ears.

Ming Huan repeated: "That person is called Simon."

Wang Yanyan simply passed out again.

When he woke up, he found that he had become a little monster, and his body was still lying limply on the side, looking like a delicate flower in a greenhouse.

"I don't want to be Xiaoqiang!!" Wang Yanyan cried in pain, he really wanted to faint, but...this body really doesn't support the function of fainting.

A shadow protector stepped forward and lifted Wang Yanyan up: "Master Mozun said, you can return to your own body after the matter is settled!"

Wang Yanyan can only temporarily accept this setting. His ability to adapt is very fast. It took only 2 minutes to use the body of this thousand-year-old monster. "If what you want is Simon's heart, it is actually very Difficult. Because you don't understand how those mature psychologists are trained!"

Ming Huan leaned forward slightly, obviously he was very interested in this topic.

Wang Yanyan watched the words and expressions, and sold Simon out without hesitation.

"In addition to learning various professional courses, there is another very important training, which is self-analysis." Although Wang Yanyan doesn't know much about this industry, he knows much more than these monsters in the demon world.

"Self-analysis, do you know what it is? They are trained to know themselves very well, and they will be trained to deal with any of their feelings very skillfully and calmly. What's more frightening is that they will even recognize them based on how they feel about others. Other people, see through the hearts of others!"

Wang Yanyan briefly explained what it means to use counter-transference to know a client.

For example, a psychiatrist feels very moved every time he sees a patient.He would not think that it was because he fell in love with the patient, on the contrary, he would think that it was because the patient was full of desire every time he saw him.

Do you think that a psychiatrist will get along with this patient because of his heartbeat and admiration, and because the patient loves the doctor with full satisfaction?

wrong!

They will only analyze in depth, where does this urge come from, what role does it play in the patient's life, and what is the patient's unconscious desire.

Of course, in the end they don't forget about self-analysis.Analyze yourself why you are attracted to this patient, and then...then there is no more.

The psychiatrist will deal with these problems by himself, and if he can't deal with them, he will go to a supervisor. Anyway... he will definitely not act on his own urges.At least—Simon wouldn't.

Wang Yanyan shrugged his shoulders and said: "So, that's it! From my understanding of Mr. Simon, even if he is hard-fucked by you, he still can't do anything, and he can calmly and rationally Reject you. Of course... What's more frightening is that even if he has been thinking about you day and night, he still has a way to cut off the relationship. To sum up - in this world, almost no one can force him to do what he doesn't want to do Things. Even if he may have to surrender because of force, his mind will probably never be controlled by anything, not even his own body, desire and love."

Ming Huan narrowed his eyes slightly.

Wang Yanyan said: "To be honest, I advise you to give up... There is no hope. This difficulty is almost as difficult as you are going to find a Buddha..."

A shadow protector came out in time to cheer Ming Huan up: "Your Majesty, don't listen to his nonsense. I recently discovered that there are quite a few people who want to fall in love with the Buddha... They have also written a lot of novels of this type."

Another shadow protector also came out in time: "Yes, my lord, do you still remember that mouse spirit? Didn't he steal sesame oil from the Buddha's house? I heard from him that the Buddha read these novels recently, and he was very happy to read them..."

Wang Yanyan really wanted to faint again, but... this body made him unable to faint!

Wang Yanyan looked at his delicate flower-like body that was still fainting on the surface of the black pool beside him, and felt very nostalgic.

The corner of Ming Huan's mouth twitched: "In this case, you are useless, kill and throw away."

Wang Yanyan had no choice but to accept the cauldron.

Fortunately, there are seasonings in this pot that Simon personally instructed on how to chase after male gods.

But seasoning alone is not enough!

Wang Yanyan simply went all out: "Master Mozun! I have a new idea!"

"speak!"

"Three cobblers, Zhuge Liang is the best! Although Teacher Simon is difficult to win, but... why don't we put up a list in the demon world and offer a huge reward to collect what I need."

Ming Huan frowned: "What do you need?"

Wang Yanyan nodded vigorously: "For example... For example, sexual skills for homosexuals... By the way, I have a small requirement. I can only work if I am in a happy mood. I have long heard that the vixen in the demon world is very charming, and the snake spirit is also very beautiful. By the way, Leopard Girl is also good, Catwoman is the best..."

Soon, Wang Yanyan was very happy in the demon world.

"It's really good to be a monster!" Wang Yanyan thought to himself, he was holding a seductive vixen with one arm, and a beautiful spider with the other. Of course, there was also a beautiful snake wrapped around his body, so he was very happy.

"Next!" Wang Yanyan was sitting in the temporary audition seat, absently looking at the plan in front of him on how to confuse the human mouse spirit, and felt that this plan was too bad, it was not as good as his own!

Soon, the next monster who came to reveal the list was in front of Wang Yanyan.

Wang Yanyan glanced at that little boy.

The little boy said: "Tell the envoy, the villain is a rabbit spirit, and he is best at making love between men and men... That's why the folks say that those who like men are the rabbit masters."

Wang Yanyan's eyes lit up.

Rabbit Jing respectfully presented his ancestral "Twelve Volumes of Royal Men", and then happily went to the back to lead Zhu Jidan.

Soon, Rabbit has been refining Qi for many years, but in the end he just presented "The Twelve Volumes of Yu Nan" and received a hundred Foundation Establishment Pills. He forced his body without cultivation talent into the Foundation Establishment period. All over the demon world.

So all kinds of monsters came.

What kind of peach essence, claiming to be the peach that was shared by Mi Zixia and the monarch of the state of Wei, presented three volumes of "How to Capture Another Man's Heart as a Man".

The sleeve spirit also came, saying that he was the half of the sleeve cut off by Emperor Han Ai;

There is also a copper coin spirit, which was not made by the God of Wealth, but by Deng Tong and Emperor Hanwen's token of love.

There are countless such monsters, and Ming Huan is very surprised that there are so many such monsters under his command!

However, this is not the most exaggerated. The most exaggerated thing is that foreign monsters have come across the ocean after hearing that the demon king launched a big distribution activity of "capturing male sex and giving away Jidan".

Not to mention a little closer, there is a gold brick monster a little farther away, claiming to be the love brick between Alexander the Great and Hephaistion, and shared a lot of exoticism.

Of course, the most exaggerated thing is that even a great god who has not appeared for many years appeared masked, saying that he is currently lacking in the foundation building pill in the reincarnation cultivation, and is willing to exchange three Hundreds of foundation building pills.

Soon, Wang Yanyan gave away a bunch of foundation building pills of Ming Huan, in exchange for a lot of tutorial learning materials and evil power blessings.

Ten days later, Wang Yanyan finally worked out a new routine, and improved it according to Simon's specific situation, and presented it to Ming Huan with both hands.

"Master Mozun, this proposal is a combination of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign wisdom and housework skills...you can definitely win it!" Wang Yanyan said confidently, "Even Teacher Simon can't stand this plan." This kind of attack. He will definitely fall in love with you from reason to heart to body."

Ming Huan nodded in satisfaction, and he flipped through these things casually, thinking that Simon should be very useful.

That night, Ming Huan stood in front of the mirror in his hall, looking at his own figure.

Very good, he has trained his eyes that tend to go round from time to time into sexy and contemptuous eyes without a teacher.

He was wearing a light gray trench coat. In order not to cast a psychological shadow on Simon, he also gave up the usual dark style and chose a warm-colored sweater.

"My lord, psychiatrists actually need psychological care more than ordinary people, so furry and warm things are easier to touch their hearts." Ming Huan recalled Wang Yanyan's words, and felt very reasonable.

Every time he turned into a cat, Simon couldn't put it down, kissed and hugged him.

After looking at every detail of his body, Ming Huan's mouth hooked slightly, and a black mist rose up full of confidence, and then disappeared into the black mist.

A moment later, outside the Monster Psychological Clinic, a cold and gentle man was wearing a light gray cloak and a warm scarf, with his hands in his pockets, staring at the orange glow that emanated from the clinic. halo.

He must be working hard, maybe he is tired, so ask him in a soft and deep voice if he wants to relax, it must be what he needs most!

Ming Huan thought silently, then raised his foot, and when he was about to take a step forward, he saw a man walking towards him coquettishly and enchantingly.

That man——wearing a gray cloak and a warm-colored scarf, with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, and sharp eyebrows slanted into his temples, he looked cold and gentle.

hell!Who doesn't have eyesight, and actually clashed with the deity!