Monster Psychology Clinic

"What's wrong?" Simon asked.

The little brother pointed to the computer screen: "There is a virus here! This is a virus from many years ago, and it is a timed file virus from the millennium... Install [-] and you will be done!"

The little brother repaired the computer quickly, left the promotional materials after collecting the money, and left.

Light blue turned back into a young man in a plaid shirt, sitting on the sofa with a look of lovelessness on his face.

"Unexpectedly, I was repaired like this." Qian Lan said, "It turned out to be a computer virus."

Simon said, "Yeah!"

Qian Lan's already pale face became even more bloodless, his thin body shrank into a ball, and muttered in a low voice: I've downloaded so many psychology books... It's not a psychological problem... Hey, hey, it's not! !

The computer monster keeps reverting back to the file, which is obviously not a psychological problem.

However, this does not mean that this monster has no psychological problems.

"You have never installed anti-virus software, never tested your own software, even after many years, you still have the owner's label on you...you...read psychology books desperately, and even feel that you have a compulsive Backtracking, why?" Simon said slowly.

Light Blue was already in tears.

Simon sighed slightly.

When a computer cultivated into a human body, what happened?

Can this computer that keeps resetting files still remember what happened to him at that time?

In that year, Qianlan was still a new computer.

And his master is also a 15-year-old girl.

Light blue is a birthday present from father to child.

"Wow! You are so amazing~!" The girl hugged the computer and couldn't put it down, "We will be good friends from now on!"

"Remember to use this computer to study hard!" Dad touched his daughter's head while mother was cooking in the kitchen.

Li Honghong who got the gift nodded vigorously: Of course, Mom and Dad love me so much, I will definitely not let you down!

But soon, this seemingly warm home turned sour.

The reason was that another woman came to the door with a big belly, holding the fetal sex test report from Hong Kong in her hand.It was a male fetus, the male fetus that Li's father had always dreamed of.

From then on, the Li family was in dire straits, and never got up in peace.

Dad is clamoring for a divorce, but mother disagrees with life and death, and Xiaosan wants to fight the palace.

As for Li Honghong, who used to be laughable and lively, she has become taciturn and has a weird personality. Her only friend is this computer called Qianlan.

"Qianlan, you are my only friend now...I hate Dad so much! He has become a completely different person!"

Li Honghong hugged the computer and cried.

"I hate my mother so much, she is so incompetent and cowardly!" Li Honghong's tears fell on the keyboard, seeping into the gaps of the keyboard.

"Qianlan, do you know? The only consolation I feel now is that I can use you to play legends..." Li Honghong's homework had long been thrown aside, and she just kept spawning monsters, leveling up, spawning monsters, leveling up.

Then when it was late at night, I opened the document and knocked down the resentment in my heart.

"Qianlan, you are poisoned...my games, novels...are gone...my only entertainment...I don't want to live anymore..."

There was a deep cut on Li Honghong's wrist, and the blood dripped down the computer case along the fingers.

"Qianlan, they say I'm depressed...I'm going to see a doctor, but I don't have any money...Yes, my father took all the money away, and that mistress gave birth to a son, and didn't leave me and me a penny Mom...but don't worry, I won't sell you. You are my only friend...but you are poisoned..."

But soon, when the computer was turned on again, Li Honghong had disappeared.

On the desktop of the computer, there is a latest document.

"Qianlan, my mother remarried, and she also abandoned me. They only left me this computer. You were poisoned, and I was poisoned too. Let's all go to the doctor! I'm sorry, I decided to sell you , because I don’t have any money on me. And I need money to see a doctor.”

The computer screen was flickering, the light blue that was sold to the computer recycling shop, without the slightest emotion.

It's just that when it was disassembled and was about to be reassembled, the circuit suddenly collapsed, and a trace of heaven and earth spirit penetrated into the collapsed circuit.

This computer named Qianlan transformed overnight!

The light blue that turned into a human form has already lost a lot of data.

The first thing he did was to download all the psychotherapy books he could find.

"You monster, what are you doing reading so many books on psychotherapy?" Some little monsters were puzzled, "Shouldn't you read "Complete Comprehension" written by Master Mozun?"

Light blue pointed at her body: "Because I will revert the file for no reason! Oh, by the way, according to the latest book I read, this is called obsessive-compulsive disorder! A typical psychosis, I want to treat myself!"

Qian Lan has been resetting and learning all the time, but she has never cured anyone, and of course she can't cure her own illness.

Until he heard Simon's name from the mouth of the snake spirit.He felt that Simon was probably a good doctor and should be able to treat himself.

The light blue plaid shirt, lying on the sofa, looked a little dazed.

At this moment, Simon connected the light blue disk fragments together.

"Actually... you are studying this desperately because you want to help your master! When you became a human, you lost some data, which caused you to forget some things. But the reason that prompted you to cultivate into a monster has never been Lost it."

Light blue tears flowed down the corners of his eyes: "I don't remember ever being infected by a virus, and I don't remember... I was ever so important to anyone."

The doctor's voice was full of compassion: "If you don't remember, why are you crying?"

"So what if I remember? I'm just a computer. What the master needs are playmates, parents, and a psychiatrist. I'm just a computer with no emotions..."

Simon said: "There is no emotion, why are there tears?"

"That's just motor oil!"

Tears of light blue gushed out, and black motor oil surged in the treatment room like a flood.

Simon was quietly accompanying Qianlan at this moment, he didn't mind much about his recliner, and the tea table was stained with engine oil.

It is a blessing for mankind to have such a computer, a computer that will accompany and wait quietly, and will never betray.

Qian Lan stumbled away, before leaving, he bumped into a little black cat.

The black cat has just inspected his new cat litter, and he is quite satisfied. He intends to come over to reward his pet for his good work, but he sees a little monster running out of the consultation room crying.

In the consultation room, Simon sat quietly in his armchair, lost in thought.

"Meow~!" Ming Huan came to Simon's feet and rubbed his head against the doctor's leg.So the doctor, who seemed a little depressed one second, showed a gentle smile the next second.

"Xiao Hei, you are here~!" Simon picked up the little black cat. He felt that the little black cat seemed to have grown up compared to the previous two days.But he has never raised a cat, so he doesn't know if this growth rate is normal.

The little black cat was in Simon's arms, looking at the consulting room with distaste—it was covered in black engine oil, so dirty!

So, in order to reward my pet for being able to do things well, I got a cat litter that I like, just help him!

The little black cat snapped its fingers while Simon was going to eat, and summoned his shadow guardian.

"Clean up this place!" Ming Huan said.

The shadow protector was speechless. The six guardians are all well-known figures in the demon world. When they make a move, they will either steal people's souls or shake the earth. When will they become coolies to clean up for ordinary humans?

But when the Demon Venerable opened his mouth, what else could the Guardians say?

The six afterimages are spinning rapidly in the consultation room. In the blink of an eye, the psychological clinic stained by motor oil becomes clean and bright. The leather sofas have a fresh smell. Swaying softly in the breeze.

Ming Huan nodded in satisfaction, and jumped onto the top of the bookshelf, planning to wait for Simon to come back, to appreciate the amazed expression of the other party, and to accept the pet's adoration and love for him by the way.

Of course...

After Simon finished his meal, he was carrying the recently bought detergent and was about to tidy up the consultation room when he was blocked by snake spirits at the door.

The snake spirit carried a half-meter-long electronic signboard and smiled at Simon.

"Doctor! Doctor, I brought you a signboard!" Qingqing said, she lit up the signboard in her hand, and enthusiastically introduced the magic of this electronic signboard.

"You see, normally, this electronic signboard can only display the four words 'Psychological Clinic'. I specially found a computer monster to customize it. When there are monsters nearby, this signboard can pass through the monster's electronic eyes. The system screens out and finds out that the signboard will become a 'Monster Psychology Clinic', and your business will improve!"

Simon was stunned, speechless for a while, he watched the snake spirit happily hang this signboard on the wall beside his door, not only that, the snake spirit also used a small spell to give birth to a flower bed in the corner The roses, let those roses surround this new signboard, making it quite emotional.

"Do you like this signboard, doctor?" Qingqing asked.

What else can Simon say?He could only nod his head and express his sincere thanks: "I like it very much, thank you. I'll give you the money if it's right."

Qingqing is very generous: "Oh, it's agreed, I'll give it to you!"

"This gift is too expensive. Besides, psychiatrists cannot accept gifts from their own patients. It would be exploitative."

In the end, Qingqing happily took the 1000 yuan that Simon gave her and left, and Simon spit out a mouthful of blood silently in his heart: 1000 yuan!This signboard is really expensive...Miss Qingqing, can you counter the price when you buy things in the future! ! !

Despite vomiting blood, Simon has not forgotten that he has to clean the examination room.

However, when he opened the door, he instantly felt that his 1000 yuan was actually quite worth it!

All the black motor oil in the examination room was gone, and not only was it gone, but it was spotlessly clean, and a small ink stain that had been there for several months on the curtain was wiped clean.

The glass bottle on the coffee table was polished, and there were two green bamboos inserted in it. Under the bright yellow light, it looked particularly warm and emotional.

Simon sighed in admiration, and said, "Unexpectedly, Qingqing not only gave me a signboard, but also helped me clean the consultation room by the way!"

Ming Huan on the top of the bookshelf felt like swallowing a mouthful of blood.

Simon continued to sigh: "It's also fortunate that Qingqing is a monster. If it were replaced by a human, it would definitely not be so clean. After all, engine oil is very difficult to clean."

Ming Huan on the top of the bookshelf felt like he swallowed two mouthfuls of blood.

So he jumped off the top of the bookshelf in dissatisfaction and jumped on top of Simon's head.

Simon grabbed the little black cat, held him in his arms, and tapped Ming Huan's pink nose with his index finger: "Xiao Hei, do you also think that the snake spirit is good at things?"

The black cat bit Simon's finger angrily, kicked his legs, and jumped away.

When Ming Huan walked to the door, he turned his head and thought silently in his heart: I should still hide my identity, so... let this stupid human being think that the cleaning of the consultation room is done by a snake!