Monster Psychology Clinic

At first, when Simon saw that man, he was in his early twenties, wearing a blue plaid shirt, jeans, black-rimmed glasses, and dressed like a typical IT man. Computer guy.

As a result, the IT guy looked at Simon and the first thing he said was, "Simon? Are you that...that legendary doctor?"

Simon was taken aback. He hurriedly put the cat litter in his hand into his bedroom before turning out to greet the young man: "Ah, yes, I'm a psychiatrist, and my name is Simon. Who are you?"

The young man followed Simon into the consultation room and sat on the consultation chair. He raised his head, his nose was a little red, behind thick lenses, a pair of gray eyes looked dull, with a hint of timidity.

The timid young man looked at the doctor shyly: "I'm...I'm in some trouble...um...my name is Qianlan."

"Hello, Light Blue." Simon said, "Can you tell me what trouble you're having?"

So the young man sitting on the sofa began to scratch his head, and his hair, which was not very tidy, was rubbed into a mess by himself.

The young man didn't answer Simon's question at all. He said without thinking: "I've heard of a psychiatrist, but I've never tried it...I'm a very trendy...um...very trendy monster, so I'm willing to Try something new...it might work!"

Trendy monsters! !All monsters are trendy to me okay! !I just sent away a snake spirit, and before I can catch my breath, another monster comes...

Ten thousand alpacas ran through Simon's heart, but he couldn't lose his calm on the surface.

"Oh, how did you know me?"

So the trendy young monster rubbed his hands and said, "A snake spirit came to my shop last night and said that he wanted to customize an electronic signboard. The name of the signboard was 'Monster Psychological Clinic'. She said that your treatment It's very effective, she has changed her mind and become a snake again, and she has gone to practice seriously."

So I heard it from the snake spirit Qingqing, Simon thought silently.

"You came to see me for medical treatment?" Simon asked.

Qian Lan showed a more shy expression, rubbing his hands back and forth, but he didn't answer the doctor's question, and talked about other things on his own.

"I can be said to be the kind of monster who knows the most things in this world. And it is newly developed, the kind that is closest to human life. Doctor, do you want to see my prototype? Oh, no, I must give Take a look at my prototype. It’s here, okay? The space here is big enough, it should be able to hold me.”

Simon's brows were furrowed together: the patient kept answering irrelevant questions, and the only reason was resistance.

But this was the first time they met, Simon decided to be gentle and not to be cruel, so he followed the young man and asked, "What are you?"

As a result, the young man's originally messy hair stood up at this moment, and a strange light flashed through the black lenses.

Immediately afterwards, the young man disappeared, and an old computer appeared on Simon's medical chair.

Simon was stunned for a moment, he bowed up, and touched the case of the computer.

The case flashes blue.

The style of the computer is indeed rather old, it is a desktop, it looks like a product from the 90s.Electronic products are updated very quickly. From this point of view, this is indeed an old-fashioned antique.

But for monsters...cyborgs, it's still...really trendy!

"Doctor, this is my oldest form. Later, after I became a spirit, I went to upgrade myself and became an enhanced version!" The computer monster's speaker sounded, a blue light flashed, and the old desktop computer became a computer. Old laptop.

"Okay, you can change back." Simon said.

So the computer monster turned back into the previous young man in a plaid shirt.

"You're very fast in cultivating human form!" said Simon, who knew little about monsters.

It took so long for the poor snake spirit to be able to cultivate into an adult;

The computer in front of me is estimated to be no more than 30 to [-] years old. It has been cultivated into a human form so quickly, and the other monsters are still mad at it!

The young man showed an even more shy smile: "Yes, the main reason is that my master used to use me to read cultivation novels. Later, with the development of the Internet, I often surf the Internet myself, with a large amount of information and high comprehension. I also equipped myself with artificial intelligence. , so the speed of cultivation improvement is also very fast."

Simon felt that his knowledge of the demon world needed to be strengthened.

Then he thought of his unlucky computer again for no reason.

Shouldn't your own computer become a master anytime soon?If there is a problem with your computer and you go to a psychiatrist, will you tell the story of you peeking at porn?

The young doctor was a little apprehensive.

But this computer monster called Light Blue obviously didn't notice that the doctor opposite was a little uneasy.

He said to himself: "Hey, although I practice very quickly... But my troubles are here!"

Let's get to the point!

"Isn't it good to practice quickly? Are you still troubled?" Simon asked.

The young man grabbed his hair with his hands, let out a long sigh, and threw the black-rimmed glasses on the coffee table in front of him.

"Ever since I started practicing, I can't control myself to restart, and the worst thing is, every time I restart, it's like reinstalling the computer. My cultivation notes, my self-portraits, and my address books, It's all gone!"

The young man's eyes were red and swollen, he was holding on to the corner of his clothes, his lips were trembling: "Doctor, do you know what it means to a computer to keep resetting files?"

Simon shrugged his shoulders, saying he didn't know.

The light blue voice said faintly: "It means that every few years I have to cleanse all my cultivation and practice again!! I have established the foundation eighteen times and formed the alchemy twenty times, but now—— Start to embark on the road of small and transparent Qi training..."

The poor computer freak...

Who can accept that after [-] times of foundation building and [-] times of alchemy formation, one wakes up and goes back to practice Qi Xiaoluan?

The computer monster is still not schizophrenic, and he can support himself to see a doctor. He is so strong!

However, it could also be that the computer blames itself for being too old.Simon thought silently, and his thoughts drifted to his computer involuntarily.

Woke up at [-] o'clock in the morning to record the dream, and after the tens of thousands of words were washed by the computer, now I can calmly receive another computer monster.He thinks he's strong too.

Just thinking about it, Simon's phone rang.

Simon usually puts the phone on silent during consultations, but this time he forgot.As a result, the cheerful ringing of the bell broke the serious atmosphere of the consulting room.

Simon had no choice but to answer the phone, and the voice of the boy from Computer City came from over there.

"Hey, your computer's motherboard is burned, and the hard drive is basically irreparable. I think your cpu is also quite old. Are you sure you want to repair it? It's enough to buy a new one!"

Simon said briefly: Then get a new one.

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and turned the phone on silent.

As a result, when he turned around, the computer monster on the sofa suddenly began to sob and cry.

It doesn't matter if he cries, but the point is - the computer monster's tears are black motor oil! !Black motor oil! !

Simon silently ignored the sofa cushions stained with engine oil, tried his best to show the professional quality of a psychiatrist, and asked patiently: "Qianlan, what's wrong with you? Why are you crying suddenly, it's... I just answered the phone and told you Not happy?"

Qian Lan wiped her tears and said with a choked voice: "No, doctor, it's just that I heard that you were going to lose your computer, and I felt so sad. Please, our computer is not easy, and finding a good owner is even more difficult." , don’t use it and throw it away..."

Simon was bewildered, speechless.

Is it easy for us humans to equip a computer?What's even more damning is why this computer monster said that, and he actually felt guilty about his computer! !Why should humans feel guilty about an old machine! !

Simon has a serious expression and a sincere voice: "I don't think ordinary computers should mind being thrown away. Electronic products are updated very quickly."

The computer monster burst into tears, and the psychiatrist could only sit there and wait for him to cry.

Simon didn't mind the patient crying, but—it was a different matter if a monster was crying with black motor oil, and slammed the wires around with a handful of motor oil.

It was the first time that Simon took the initiative to speak when the patient hadn't finished crying: "Lanlan, don't cry yet, tell me what happened? Have you ever been thrown away by your master?"

Qianlan cried and said: "Actually, nothing happened. My master is a little girl...I was her father's birthday present to her. Then...they didn't like me anymore, so I went to the old Factory, I was very sad at that time, really sad."

It turned out to be the trauma of being abandoned!But the first diagnosis and treatment should be based on a comprehensive understanding of the situation, so Simon ignored the trauma, but continued to understand the situation: "Then how did you get out of your sadness and embark on the road of cultivation?"

The computer monster controlled his emotions at this moment, and he recalled his long journey to immortality.

It was sent to the old factory back then, and while feeling sad, he crazily filled his hard drive with comprehension novels.As a result, on a dark and stormy night, after reading a thousand novels on comprehension, he suddenly felt the aura of heaven and earth in the old factory!

#修真novels save old computers#

When Qian Lan said this, she asked Simon very sincerely: "Doctor, have you read any novels about comprehension? I'm particularly envious of the fact that the practitioners in it can kill people and seize treasures, and they can spawn monsters and level up..."

Simon carefully recorded Qianlan's words, and when he heard "Great monsters and level up", Simon silently thought: You are a monster!You are weird!You are weird!Just brush yourself off like a monster!

"And then?" Simon asked, "When did you find out that you had restarted your cleansing?"

Qian Lan thought for a while, and said, "It seems that when I saw the owner's contact information... Oh, I can't remember clearly..."

The computer monster tried his best to recall, but unfortunately, he had already forgotten all these things because of countless data drops.

If it is an ordinary patient, Simon can only let him lie on the sofa, recall slowly, and perhaps go back through hypnosis technology, but this is a computer.

So Simon said simply: "You change back to the prototype and let me have a look."

With a bang, Qian Lan turned into that old computer.

Sure enough, there was a sticker on the case of the old computer, which read: Li Honghong, the contact information is a landline phone.

Despite giving up on the landline, Simon dialed him anyway.

To his surprise, he found this woman named Li Honghong.

"Hello, Li Honghong? Well, yes, my name is Simon, and I found an old computer."

"You...have you seen my computer?" A mature female voice came from over there, "Oh my God, it's been almost 20 years..."

Soon, Li Honghong told what happened that year.

"I was in a bad mood during that time and suffered from severe depression. I could still play with the computer. Later, the computer was poisoned and couldn't be repaired... so I sold the computer."

Simon hung up the phone silently, looking at the young man in plaid shirt on the couch.

Computers 20 years ago were valuable items, worth a year or two of income for many families.

Simon thought for a while, then asked Qian Lan: "What do you think about the fact that you keep reverting?"

Qian Lan said: "Doctor, I have downloaded all the books on psychotherapy in the world! I have also analyzed my symptoms, and to tell you the truth, I even treated myself."

Simon was all ears.

Qian Lan said: "Psychoanalysis believes that neurosis is caused by sexual repression. Doctor, do you agree that my continuous resetting is neurosis?"

Simon was stunned, thinking that even if Freud was effective in treating neurosis, his sexual theory would not be able to use a computer.

Light Blue began to describe the situation of self-healing in detail.

He was obsessed with psychoanalysis at first, so he downloaded a bunch of small pornographic films and found that they were useless, so he gave up this genre.

On his second pullback, he began trying behavioral therapy.

He backed up his system once, only to find that even the backup was lost next time.

For the third time, he became obsessed with cognitive therapy, searched for his irrational cognition over and over again, and finally concluded: Computer resetting is the most reasonable!

It was the fourth time to try humanism. He also downloaded the therapy video of humanism master Rogers, but he didn't start watching it, so he went back to the file.

the fifth time……

the sixth time……

Finally, after retracing countless times, he finally came to Simon.

Simon said: "Lanlan, you have a wealth of knowledge, even more than my psychiatrist. I have never heard of any kind of psychotherapy."

So the young man in the plaid shirt lowered his head shyly: "I have a 500T hard drive!".

As a result, the doctor was merciless: "I have heard so much, and I think you have forgotten a question."

The young man in plaid shirt looked at the doctor with wide eyes.

Simon said, "You forgot to check your body."

"Huh?" Qian Lan didn't understand, "I'm a computer, what kind of body check?"

Simon quickly made a call, and the voice of the boy from Computer City came from the phone: "Hello?"

"Hello, can you come over here? My computer is broken, can you check it for me?"

The little brother from the computer city came soon, bringing not only a full set of tools, but also the latest computer brochures.

Soon, the computer monster's hardware was checked.

"It's not a big problem, but the cpu is relatively old, and the hard disk is a bit smaller. Why don't you get a bigger one? Our latest nano hard drive can hold 1024*1024 TB. By the way, what's wrong with your computer?"

Simon said, "It keeps rewinding..."

So the little brother knew the way, turned on the computer, glanced at the computer screen, and cursed: Damn it!

The author has something to say: Thank you for your Bawang tickets~!

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