man and sword

……

It wasn't until the next day that Lin Bai finally changed into clothes that fitted him well, and then he looked at the pile of rumors sorted out by the housekeeper on the table, and he realized how exaggerated the exaggerated rumors that Lu Xiaofeng said were.

Version [-]: On the night of the full moon, on the top of the Forbidden City, the Nine Heavens Xuanlei appeared in the world, Ximen Chuuxue entered the Tao with a sword, and finally went away with the sword in the shattered void...

Lin Bai nodded: This guy can write prehistoric novels, and it also has the fairy sword setting inserted.

Version [-]: Ximen Chuixue was a man who did many evils, to the extent that he made the heavens and the earth angry, and finally thundered from the sky and bombarded him.

Lin Bai praised, "Ximen Chuuxue is really a scumbag, but I was the one who was bombarded in the end! It was me!"

…………

Version N: Ximen Chuuxue and Ye Gucheng were really emotionally moved. God couldn't bear the two to kill each other, and finally sent thunder to stop the war.

Lin Bai=dish=: It’s true that love is radiant!

……

Lin Bai watched it for a long time before he realized that even Lu Xiaofeng was involved in so many versions, commonly known as lying down and being shot, but this is true for him!The main character is true!The one who was bombarded by the thunder stood up straight but didn't even have a scratch!

Lin Bai pondered: Is my sense of existence so low?Watch it again from the beginning to the end, the only one who hit the edge of the ball is version one, and it is a god!sword!Was it still a cheater who was stepped on by the sword? ! =dish=

Sitting on the side, Lu Xiaofeng watched Lin Bai gnash his teeth facing the pile of papers, looked at himself with pity (?) and balabala's rich expression, and then looked at Ximen Chuuxue's expressionless expression, suddenly felt a little shivering.

Is this world really that scary?

"...Actually, the rumors are not very credible." He considered his words and said slowly.

Lin Bai gritted his teeth and said, "That's right." Although he knew that if his affairs were discovered, he would be caught as a monster, but he didn't want to be so ignorant. !

Ximen Chuuxue was expressionless.

Lu Xiaofeng collected himself, and said: "It's just a pity that this battle still didn't happen..."

He couldn't tell whether he was more fortunate or more regretful in his words.Ye Gucheng and Ximen Chuuxue are both his good friends, oh no... they are good friends, and it is best that they are not dead now.only……

Ximen Chuuxue suddenly said: "I am still alive, and he is also alive."

Lin Bai's brows seemed to be knotted, and after careful consideration, he finally understood the meaning of this sentence.

Lu Xiaofeng was also taken aback for a moment, then suddenly smiled, a wry smile but not a wry smile, "That's right. He's still alive, and so are you."

Yes, since Ximen Chuuxue is alive and Ye Gucheng is also alive, then this battle is inevitable.If you don’t fight today, you will fight tomorrow. If you don’t fight tomorrow, you will fight the day after tomorrow. If you don’t fight, you will fight the day after tomorrow.

Lin Bai "...", suddenly felt so cheated...

Lu Xiaofeng frowned and said: "It's just that Ye Gucheng has been committed by the imperial court."

Ximen Chuuxue said coldly, "He won't die."

Lu Xiaofeng could only smile wryly again.That's right, if Ye Gucheng died because of this, or fell into a slump, then he was neither Ye Gucheng nor Ximen Chuuxue's opponent.

Lin Bai stared at the sky silently, the ancient dragon body is really too cruel.

Ximen Chuuxue stood up, ready to practice his sword.

Lin Bai embraced God!Jian Pi Dian Pi Dian Pi Dian followed.

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his moustache and suddenly felt abandoned.

***

Ever since returning from the battle at the Forbidden Summit, the divine sword has been kept with Lin Bai.And the sword that Ximen Chuuxue is using now is a new sword bought by the housekeeper from the sword shop in the capital.

Ximen Chuuxue's moves are very simple, but they are stabbing, horizontal, chopping, chopping, and picking.They are all the most basic sword moves.

Rather than saying that Ximen Chuuxue is practicing swordsmanship, it is better to say that he is exercising so as not to make his swordplay jerky.At Ximen Chuuxue's level, what he has practiced is no longer swordsmanship, but the heart of the sword.

Lin Bai was sitting at the stone table on one side, with the sword on the table, looking at Ximen Chuuxue who was practicing sword, it was the first time that he felt that Ximen Chuuxue practiced sword so beautifully.Lin Bai rubbed his chin, and felt that the most important thing was: now that he got rid of the blade unexpectedly, he had to think of a way to save his life in this world full of cannon fodder.

Lin Bai squatted down, found a piece of land with relatively loose soil, picked up a branch, and decided to make a plan.

First of all, as a sword, it is barely invulnerable, and generally speaking, it cannot die. This is a cheat.

But cross it out!Now that he is a human being and a mortal fetus, he has not seen any supernatural powers or space for the time being, and Lin Bai has tried to focus on the sword, but the result is very sad, so he even hid on the sword at the critical moment. Impossible inside.Therefore, the current life safety risk level: five stars

Lin Bai unconsciously glanced at Ximen Chuuxue.He wondered how likely it was that Ximen Chuuxue would protect him.

Perhaps Ximen Chuuxue wouldn't be desperate for help.Lin Bai drew three stars hesitantly.At least when it looked like the palace, Ximen Chuuxue was cannon fodder for him, Ye Gucheng wasn't, this is an official match! =w=

Thinking of this section, Lin Bai shamelessly added another star.

And after so many years, Ximen Chuuxue would definitely not get used to it without his complaints!

So, Lin Bai once again shamelessly drew a star next to it. =w=

……

"Lin Bai."

"Ok?"

Lin Bai's eyes widened suddenly, and he turned his head slowly.

West!Door!blow!Snow!

Ximen Chuuxue frowned, "This is?"

Lin Bai smiled stiffly, "...I'm practicing calligraphy." Lin Bai moved slightly, and then rubbed off the words on the ground like a dog pawing.

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Lin Bai: The world of TAT is too cruel!The lightness of the gods is too much, the silent gods are too cruel, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!By the way, Ximen Chuuxue shouldn't understand, right? !

Ximen Chuuxue seemed to have pondered for a while, then turned around and said coldly, "Come with me."

Lin Bai followed closely.

When he got there, Lin Bai realized that Ximen Chuuxue really didn't understand, really really didn't understand!

Because Ximen Chuuxue took him to the study... and then threw him a book...

three!Character!through!

Lin Bai immediately TAT.

After all, I am also a college student admitted to university! !For shrimps, it depends on the Three Character Classic. For shrimps, for shrimps! !Laozi 2222 ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

So Lin Bai said euphemistically: "Actually... Actually... I can read, I really can read, I really can read!"

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Lin Bai: "I really know how to read...." Glancing at the Three-Character Classic, Lin Bai said sternly: "Actually, I can still recite the Three-Character Classic! Where X is, taste is inherently good, ah bah it should be the beginning of human beings, and nature is inherently good. The sex is similar, but the study is far away........It is the fault of the father whether to raise or not to teach......." Lin Bai really thinks that he can memorize this part is already very good TAT

[Note] The ellipsis represents a pause, not a skip!

In fact, Lin Bai does know traditional characters, because he has been with Ximen Chuixue all the time, and all he reads are traditional characters, so Lin Bai is also used to reading them.But it's true that he can't write, and when Lin Bai came, Ximen Chuuxue had already passed the enlightenment stage... So the Three Character Classic is a magic horse?God horse? ? ! !

Ximen Chuixue: "..."

Lin Bai wanted to fight hard, but the moment he faced Ximen Chuuxue, he was killed.

He silently recited N times in his heart that the life of the rope is the thorn drop, and the life of the rope is the clean dish of the thorn, and then calmly picked up the three!Character!through!

people!Of!early!sex!Book!good! ……… TAT

……

Ximen Chuuxue frowned, and vaguely understood that Lin Bai did know how to read (...), so he hesitated for a moment, and then began to make Lin Bai draw red...

Lin Bai suddenly had an urge to let me practice the sword, practice the sword, practice the sword, practice the sword, practice the sword, practice the sword, let me practice the sword.

Really let me practice swords! ! ! ! !

Lin Bai has always felt that his handwriting is considered good among boys, but the premise is to use a water pen, a fountain pen, a ballpoint pen instead of a brush!

Brush your sister!Traditional characters you sister! .

What is going on in this cruel world! ! !

Lin Bai said quietly: "Actually, I think as long as I can read characters..."

Ximen Chuuxue's face remained unchanged.

Lin Bai said euphemistically: "Language is a great art... so it needs years of accumulation..."

Ximen Chuixue remained motionless.

Lin Bai hesitated for a while, and finally went to draw red...

You can't afford to hurt the paralyzed sword god!

The author has something to say: In fact, Sword God has collapsed for a long time, but I still tried very hard to get him back TAT but really failed...

When I was looking up the Three Character Classic, I suddenly found a post that had been going on for a long time, and posted it to watch...

It turns out that the Three Character Classic can be wretched, but netizens can be so powerful....

The following story tells us that not everything can be translated from Chinese to English......

At the beginning of life: At the beginning of life.

(English translation: the beginning of life)

Sex is good: Sexisgood.

(in vernacular: sex is beautiful)

Sexual similarity: Basically, all the sex aresame.

(English translation: Basically, all sexual acts are the same)

Xi Xiangyuan: But it depends on how the way you do it.

(English to Chinese: But it still has to be done according to personal preference)

Do not teach: If you do not practice all the time.

(English translation: If you don't practice hard at all times)

Sex is change: Sexwillleaveyou.

(English translation: Sex will be far away from your life)

The way of teaching: The way of learning it..

(English to Chinese: Guiding Principles of Learning)

Expensive to specialize: isveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson..

(English translation: The most important rule is that sex can only be done to one person)

Xi Mengmu: Once great mother, Mrs. Meng.

(Translation from English to Chinese: Once upon a time there was a great godmother: Mengmu)

Choose a neighbor: choseherneighbortoavoidbadsexiinfluence.

(Translation from English to Chinese: Choose the neighbor with the best sexual behavior model for the child, so as to avoid bad sexual model and affect children's physical and mental health)

Son does not learn: Ifyoudontstudyhard,.

(Translation from English to Chinese: Reminder again, if you don’t study hard....)

Breaking Machine: Your Dick will bee useless.

(English translation: Your ** will be scrapped from then on)

Dou Yanshan: Dou, the Famous.

(English translation: Mr. Dou, celebrity)

There is a right side: ownedaveryeffectiveexcitingmedicine.

(English translation: He has a very good prescription)

Teach Five Sons: Allhisfivesontookit.

(Vernacular text: Five boys were born thanks to this post)

Famous: and their sexualability were well-known..

(Translation from English to Chinese: As for the sexual abilities of his five children, Beigang is famous, and Xiagang is famous)

Raise or not teach: If your children dont know how to do it,.

(English translation: If your child does not know how to have sex...)

Father's fault: Itis all your fault..

(English translation: All these mistakes are caused by you)

Teaching laxly: If they had lots of problems with it,.

(Translation from English to Chinese: If your child does this, there is a problem....)

Teacher laziness: theirteachrmustbetoolazytotellthemdetailsonsex..

(Translation from English to Chinese: Then his teacher must be very lazy in teaching, not very thorough in teaching)

Son does not learn: Youmayrefusetostudythis.

(English translation: You may resist learning it....)

Unsuitable: butthatisarealmistake.

(English translation: You are making a real mistake)

Do not learn at a young age: If you dont learn in childhood,.

(English translation: If you don’t learn it from childhood....)

Old He Wei: you will lose your ability when aged.

(English translation: If you get old, you will lose all your sexual abilities)

Jade can't be cut: If you don't exercise your dick,.

(English translation: If you don't keep fucking your dick)

Incompetent: Itwontbeehardandstrong..

(English translation: It will not become hard and strong)

People don't learn: Ifyoudontlearnsex,.

(English translation: If you didn't learn about sex)

I don't know righteousness: Youcanbynomeanenjoyitssweetness.

(English translation: You will not be able to experience the sweetness of enjoying it)